We of the Council of Death Judge Ye- Fiat Justitia Ruat Caelum

Only the good die young

Here ye, hear ye, the Council of Death of the glorious nation of Tomino is now in session. Let those who have business before this Council step forward and be heard. Today the Council passes judgment on the characters of Code Geass regarding their worthiness to be standing at the very end of it all. Let the guilty be promptly executed and the innocent be “cast in the name of God, ye not guilty!”

Author’s Note- Readers should feel free to comment on our decisions and make lists of their own. If this works out well we plan on holding additional “sessions” of the Council as often as needed when there are significant deaths or plot advancement worthy of changing our decisions.

Councilman Calawain


Suzaku- for committing genocide against his own people, for constantly being beaten mentally by everyone including lolis, and for being a Kira “Jesus” Yamato clone that Elevens just love.
Ougi- for being a wet noodle, for misbehaving before the enemy, for dereliction of duty, and for giving aid and comfort to the enemy.
Rolo- for excessive bro-con and yaoi bait, for conspiring to murder a blind and crippled loli, and for insubordinate conduct.
Nina- for stalking, for disrespect toward a superior commissioned officer by insulting a Rounds, and for being a psychotic, table-humping racist.
Carline- for conduct unbecoming a member of the nobility and the royal family, for hating a blind, crippled loli who just wants us to all be friends, for existing in a show with too many characters and being a useless member of said cast.


Kallen- of all people she deserves to be able to live in peace and take care of her mother. Plus, I’ve been a fanboy of Kallen since day one, and someone has to carry Lelouch’s love child if he kicks the bucket at the end.
C.C.- if this was done before episode 15 I would have put her on the death list, not for crimes but for story purposes. But now she lost her immortality and I think she deserves to live out a normal life and die peacefully of old age.
Odysseus- someone in the royal family has to survive and lead Brittania, and out of all of the princes and princesses remaining I trust Odysseus to run the country the most fairly and repair all of the mental and physical damage done to Brittania and the world.
Orange-kun- a guy with such tenacity and unshakeable loyalty and righteousness deserves to live. And, you can’t help but root for the guy, he’s Orange-kun.
Kaguya- she is required for proper Kaguya x Tianzi yuri doujins…oh and someone has to run Japan for the transition. Also, she’s unbelievably adorable.

Councilman Crusader


Tamaki- Has long out lived his usefulness to any one. Guilty of attempted rape against Lulu, and guilty of vagrancy and chronic unemployment. Also guilty of misbehaving before the enemy, drunk on duty, unlawful detention of Ashford students, solicitation, malingering, and dereliction of duty.
Diethard-Failed to prevent Emperor Wakamoto from humiliating Zero. Guilty of dereliction of duty, unlawful detention of Villetta, subordinate compelling surrender of Kallen, disrespect towards a superior officer, and conspiracy.
Rolo-Guilty of being yaoi bait, dereliction of duty, disrespect towards a superior officer, stalking, failure to obey a lawful order, conspiracy to kill a non-combatant, sedition, and false official statements.
Guinevere-Guilty of being old tits, having an ugly tattoo, conduct unbecoming of a member of the Royal Family. Needs to be killed off before she shows up in a Britannian dress. Guilty of being a new member of an already excessively large cast.
Carline-Guilty of disrespect towards a superior member of the Royal Family, having the voice of a harpy, terrible fashion sense, and conduct unbecoming a member of the Royal Family. Guilty of being a useless extra in a already huge cast.


Cornelia- Only hope to raise the criminally low levels of yuri. Has not aided or abetted boys love. Built a working Knightmare from spare parts in a cave! Must live to succeed the directorship of the soon to be all girls Ashford Academy. Must live to deliver eulogy for her knights.
Lloyd-More suit hax needed. Must remain alive to belittle Nina. If he doesn’t live then who will eat Cecile’s cooking? His name is Pudding!
Odysseus-Most even tempered and mild mannered member of the Royal Family, which is renowned for lunatics and the like. Must live so that he can married the soon to be widowed Tianzi to legalize man and loli marriage for the rest of mankind. The only man who can build a kinder gentler Britnannia. All hail Prince Milquetoast!
Cecile-Must live on to squeeze herself into a pilot suit again. If she dies who will then keep Lloyd in check? The only person who is qualified to make the last meals of all who are pronounced guilty. Required to reform Britannina Military to a kinder gentler standard.
Villetta-Must live on to coach the Ashford Girl’s Academy swim team, and accompany Princess Cornelia at night for hawt yuri lurvin to teach other aspiring Britannian ladies the joys of yuri to counteract two seasons of BL. She shot Ougi!

Conclusions of the Council

The Council of Death hereby declares the following:

1) Rolo Lamperouge, cast in the name of bro-con, ye guilty. By resolution of this Council you are hereby sentenced to execution by strangulation with Shirley’s cell phone strap. Right of appeal, denied. Possibility of parole, denied. Last meal is authorized to be onigiri made by Duchess Cecile Croomy of Lancaster.

2) Carline le Britannia, cast in the name of insignificance, ye guilty. By resolution of this Council you are hereby sentenced to execution by being run over by one of Nunnally’s wheelchairs. Right of appeal, denied. Possibility of parole, denied. Last meal is authorized to be sandwiches made by Duchess Cecile Croomy of Lancaster.

3) Odysseus u Britannia, cast in the name of Pedobear, ye not guilty. By resolution of this Council you are hereby ordered to survive until the very end and take over Brittania, ushering in an unprecedented era of peace and loli loving on our world.

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  1. Haesslich
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    Is it allowable to vote for all the Guilty ones on both panels to be put to death?

  2. Milestailsprowe
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    I just want suzaka to die a death with Lulu laughing and more in his face is that too much to ask

  3. Halcyon
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    Solid list. I can’t really find any faults with it.

    I would like to add Rivalz to the guilty list (and to be honest, I’m surprised he wasn’t listed first) for being utterly useless. Miya guilty for being a Shirley clone and attempting to usurp her as prima amoris. Toudoh for… simply put, what has he done since he got freed? Absolutely nothing!! Useless! and replaced by Xing Ke at that as Supreme Commander of BK forces!

    Also Kanon because do we really need more SchneizelxKannon yaoi doujins?

  4. Narrator 1
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    Are there any Rolo fans out here? So much hate for that one little boy…

  5. Posted August 12, 2008 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    Sure until this cast has been whittled down to acceptable levels we shall work day and night to process as many death warrants per week as we can until the last episode. Also be sure to include desired manner of execution, possible rights to appeal, possibility of parole, and Duchess Croomy is still taking orders for last meals for the guilty.

    No it is not though be more specific. The more details the better otherwise it might be too quick for your liking.

    Many are the guilty ye have listed, though in you zeal endeavor to be more specific about their crimes and do take most joy in prescribing a fitting end to their miserable existences.

    @Narrator 1
    I am sure there is at least one…

  6. 13S
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    I… so this session is not yet adjourned? Is there not even a recess? I kind of want a kitkat bar, but oh well…@_@

  7. Haesslich
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 8:30 pm | Permalink


    * Rolo needs cheese and wine, since that’s all he’ll get out of Lulu for a while. Death by Bro-Con; let Lulu get rid of him.

    * Suzaku needs more wine with his last meal, along with some crow – after swearing to protect the Japanese from Brittanian abuse, he goes off and nukes ten million of them anyways… and he could’ve taken Seitan given how it was unlocked at the time too. Let him watch movies of Lulu and Euphie until he overrides his Geass and offs himself.

    * Nina probably would settle for brandy, tea, and a table for her last supper. As for her end, convince her that she’s surrounded by a hundred million Elevens who are literally wiping their asses on Euphemia’s photo and give her the triggering device for a FLEIJA bomb.

    * Carline doesn’t need a last meal, the harpy. Let her die at the Emperor’s hands – he can laugh at her, explain why she’s not worthy, and then allow one of his other children to dipose of her. May I recommend Lulu again? He could be a real hatchet-man, before he goes and offs himself through the sheer emo of his angst over Nunnally, or leaves to sulk with mind-wiped C.C.

    Actually, come to think of it, Lulu could easily kill most of these people. May as well indulge him, while he’s still around to be indulged.

  8. Posted August 12, 2008 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    I disagree that Lulu would make the perfect hatchet man to be one he would actually have to be able to use one. Given his emo state he will not be able to make precise cuts or blows and might break periodically into tears breaking the atmosphere of terror. Strangely enough I want to delay Suzaku’s execution if only to actually have him up the kill count.

  9. cj
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    I know that I am going to probably regret this but I’m impressed that Crusader didn’t put Lulu in his guilty list I mean really I thought he would have a page long list of reasons why he should die and what can be considered ideal punishments (not giving ideas long live lulu and his evil ways)

    @Narrator 1
    As much as I hate to say it I know a Rolo fan trust me I can’t bear it

    @the list
    I like it people are where I expect them to be (Crusader should still kill Nina even if he made her a song) but what can I say you have to respect the drunken rant. I’m just glad we can all agree that rolo is a:
    Psychotic gay incest loving puppet bastard
    (and yes I can back it all up)
    The best way for him to die would be first to have a recording of Lulu telling him you suck for I don’t know a few hours should be enough for him to die.

  10. Haesslich
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    Crusader: Who needs terror when you’ve got CRAZY SONOZAKI-WANNABE in action? Besides, imagine Suzaku’s response watching Lulu hack his relatives into kindling.

  11. Posted August 12, 2008 at 11:11 pm | Permalink

    Kill Lulu? No… I don’t want Lulu to die, not yet…

    Eh what? Lulu hacking apart Suzaku’s relatives sounds good until your realize all the family he has left is Kaguya… Again it assumes Lulu can wield any thing heavier that that shiny red button. Have you learned nothing from the guru of Total war? Fear comrade is the beginning of wisdom. Besides how is killing more Elevens even going to affect Suazaku he’s learned that they are vermin slinking in the dirt thinking what that they might escape the coming fire? Their homes will be but glass and not even Lulu will be able to slink out from his blackened crying hole…

    Lulu is not even at his “A” game I prefer to have executions of the most villainous crooks to be perfect and flawless. So that their screams and pleas for mercy form a symphony most beautiful. I don’t want crazy, that bight be too quick. No, I want them to FEEL that they are dying.

  12. Haesslich
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    No, Lulu hacking his OWN relatives (Carline, Guineivere) into kindling. Suzaku already murdered his own father, so that wouldn’t be as shocking to Suzaku as watching Lulu repeat the Euphie incident. Of course, Suzaku’s the team-killer in this scenario…

    Besides, terror is overrated as a deterrent. Especially with Suzaku, who has an uncanny ability to rationalize everything.

  13. Posted August 12, 2008 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    Every man fears something and it is our duty to find out precisely what that is no matter how many attempts we must make. No man is unbreakable. We are going to have so much fun. We’re gonna put a smile on his face…Lulu might end up giving Suzaku a kiss I will not allow for those two to have a moment alone, no we have enough BL for an eternity, it is time to set things right.

  14. EvilDevil
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 12:03 am | Permalink

    “take over Brittania, ushering in an unprecedented era of peace and loli loving on our world.”
    All hail Odysseus!!!

  15. Fabienne
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 1:45 am | Permalink

    hehe nice article

    kill Nina
    kill Rollo
    brainwash Suzaku

    Guinevere WTF is that?

  16. Posted August 13, 2008 at 2:20 am | Permalink

    Brain….in pain….for using ….. Phoenix Wright.

    Remind me to stab you.

    *Extrange gives a “Stab in the Back” raincheck to Calawain*

  17. justam
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 3:52 am | Permalink

    Several charges against Nina were omitted by Councilman Calawain:
    In addition to stalking, disrespecting a superior commissioned officer by insulting a Rounds, and for being a psychotic, table-humping racist, Nina screams too much, has the most retarded shock-constipated look of all the characters, has a horrible hair-do, bagged out Millay and shows little common sense in her actions. She did not deserve to appear besides Schneizel at China either.

  18. Posted August 13, 2008 at 5:04 am | Permalink

    Now that you’ve put it that way, I want Odysseus to rule alongiside Tianzi too. Kaguya is however, still mine.

  19. Posted August 13, 2008 at 9:15 am | Permalink

    Nina needs to be the first to die. Her death sentence has been long overdue… like 2 seasons ago before the series even started.

    Her crime: For being the table humping Nina.

    It’s a much more serious crime than being Lina Inverse ;D

  20. cj
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 9:45 am | Permalink

    I knew you still had it in you to kill Lulu you just want to enjoy it don’t you?
    So true but Rolo also deserved to die a little after Nina; just serve your entire life’s purpose (save Lulu) and die you.

  21. Posted August 13, 2008 at 10:45 am | Permalink

    “Plus, I’ve been a fanboy of Kallen since day one.”

    I stand with you on this one, councilman Calawain, also, needs moar Lulu X Kallen.

    Now I’m inspired to do something similar, but not for Geass though, I’m not really a fan.

  22. Posted August 13, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Permalink


    It was Crusader’s idea, I just did the implementation.


    I only have so much room for each person, but all of those other charges look good to me =)


    Over my dead body! My harem requires a loli and I already chose Kaguya. We shall have a KMF duel, I’ll take the shield~


    There are plenty of shows out there with excess cast, I encourage any and all Tomino-style culling of such casts.

  23. Eirias
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    Odysseus is going to turn out to be a psychopath. He was the Greek hero of deceitful cunning, after all. He will steal a Knightmare named “Nobody” with a weapon named “Philoctetes’ Bow” and I will cry with happiness.

  24. cj
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    I just noticed something Calawain. In Suzaku’s charges you didn’t include the atempted drugging *cough* poisoning *cough* of your waifu? Or did you forgive him becuase she kicked his ass later on ?

  25. Rakuen
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 5:39 pm | Permalink

    Cool!! Haha! Good for you, Rollo! HAhahahaahahahah!!!!! Die, you bro-con brother-nimbling bastard!!! Ahem, excuse me. Kill Nina first, then Rollo, then the imperial bitches.

    And yah, I’d like to see Cecile in one of those pilot suits again *drools*.

  26. DukeTheGold
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    “Rolo Lamperouge, cast in the name of bro-con, ye guilty.”

    High Five!! ^^

    We must do whatever we must as we must in order to reverse Lelouch’s sexual preference back on to the right track!

    Translation: More Kallen and C.C. service. Rolo’s vacant screentime slot will not go to waste! ^^

    I am pretty darn surprised that Crusader didn’t sentence Suzaku to death. I thought that he’s pro-Purism. Umm…

    Odysseus is a good man. However, I doubt that he possesses the ability to actually control an empire of Britannia’s size. There exists a pretty good probability that he would end up as a puppet Emperor, considering how much a pushover he seems to be. But hey, if any member of the Britannia Royal Family deserves to live, it’s Odysseus and Cornelia.

    It’s kinda funny that nobody seems to have an option on the regard of Lelouch’s status. >.>

  27. midenz
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    <3s list :D

  28. EvilDevil
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 10:20 am | Permalink

    Nina is a table-rapist, hide your tables!!

  29. emmi
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    Love this court!! All charges are valid and executions were awesome!!
    Carline– who is she, I don’t even remember her, so might as well excute her..

    I am utterly surprised that Nina is not in the execution list… I mean she should top the list and die the way you said Crusader, for being a racist and a totally irritating character with no intellegence that is of any use…

    Almost forgot about Rolo, when is his execution date? I will part that day..

  30. justam
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    You know, I’d laugh if Rolo’s geass is ultimately responsible for his death. Cardiac arrest for the lulz.

  31. cj
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    You have crusader confused Crusader loves Nina he would never sentence her to death that would be like killing his new pet that gave him the ultimate enjoyment of fleija.

  32. justam
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    Oh, I just came up with this. Nina’s death should involve a table humping her… for the trauma she’s given the entire race of furniture. Euphemia’s ghost should then come and chide her for an entire day regarding her inability to stop screeching, and hopefully, Euphemia’s anger will be enough to break Nina’s heart into a thousand pieces. Mmm… she can sorta pass into the realms of nothingness after that.

  33. Haesslich
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 2:12 am | Permalink

    Ep 19 just came out.

    Show ▼

    And have I ever mentioned that I love Millay’s decolletage?

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