Here ye, hear ye, the Council of Death of the glorious nation of Tomino is now in session. Let those who have business before this Council step forward and be heard. Today the Council passes judgment on the characters of Code Geass regarding their worthiness to be standing at the very end of it all. Let the guilty be promptly executed and the innocent be “cast in the name of God, ye not guilty!”
Author’s Note- Readers should feel free to comment on our decisions and make lists of their own. If this works out well we plan on holding additional “sessions” of the Council as often as needed when there are significant deaths or plot advancement worthy of changing our decisions.
|Suzaku- for committing genocide against his own people, for constantly being beaten mentally by everyone including lolis, and for being a Kira “Jesus” Yamato clone that Elevens just love.|
|Ougi- for being a wet noodle, for misbehaving before the enemy, for dereliction of duty, and for giving aid and comfort to the enemy.|
|Rolo- for excessive bro-con and yaoi bait, for conspiring to murder a blind and crippled loli, and for insubordinate conduct.|
|Nina- for stalking, for disrespect toward a superior commissioned officer by insulting a Rounds, and for being a psychotic, table-humping racist.|
|Carline- for conduct unbecoming a member of the nobility and the royal family, for hating a blind, crippled loli who just wants us to all be friends, for existing in a show with too many characters and being a useless member of said cast.|
|Kallen- of all people she deserves to be able to live in peace and take care of her mother. Plus, I’ve been a fanboy of Kallen since day one, and someone has to carry Lelouch’s love child if he kicks the bucket at the end.|
|C.C.- if this was done before episode 15 I would have put her on the death list, not for crimes but for story purposes. But now she lost her immortality and I think she deserves to live out a normal life and die peacefully of old age.|
|Odysseus- someone in the royal family has to survive and lead Brittania, and out of all of the princes and princesses remaining I trust Odysseus to run the country the most fairly and repair all of the mental and physical damage done to Brittania and the world.|
|Orange-kun- a guy with such tenacity and unshakeable loyalty and righteousness deserves to live. And, you can’t help but root for the guy, he’s Orange-kun.|
|Kaguya- she is required for proper Kaguya x Tianzi yuri doujins…oh and someone has to run Japan for the transition. Also, she’s unbelievably adorable.|
|Tamaki- Has long out lived his usefulness to any one. Guilty of attempted rape against Lulu, and guilty of vagrancy and chronic unemployment. Also guilty of misbehaving before the enemy, drunk on duty, unlawful detention of Ashford students, solicitation, malingering, and dereliction of duty.|
|Diethard-Failed to prevent Emperor Wakamoto from humiliating Zero. Guilty of dereliction of duty, unlawful detention of Villetta, subordinate compelling surrender of Kallen, disrespect towards a superior officer, and conspiracy.|
|Rolo-Guilty of being yaoi bait, dereliction of duty, disrespect towards a superior officer, stalking, failure to obey a lawful order, conspiracy to kill a non-combatant, sedition, and false official statements.|
|Guinevere-Guilty of being old tits, having an ugly tattoo, conduct unbecoming of a member of the Royal Family. Needs to be killed off before she shows up in a Britannian dress. Guilty of being a new member of an already excessively large cast.|
|Carline-Guilty of disrespect towards a superior member of the Royal Family, having the voice of a harpy, terrible fashion sense, and conduct unbecoming a member of the Royal Family. Guilty of being a useless extra in a already huge cast.|
|Cornelia- Only hope to raise the criminally low levels of yuri. Has not aided or abetted boys love. Built a working Knightmare from spare parts in a cave! Must live to succeed the directorship of the soon to be all girls Ashford Academy. Must live to deliver eulogy for her knights.|
|Lloyd-More suit hax needed. Must remain alive to belittle Nina. If he doesn’t live then who will eat Cecile’s cooking? His name is Pudding!|
|Odysseus-Most even tempered and mild mannered member of the Royal Family, which is renowned for lunatics and the like. Must live so that he can married the soon to be widowed Tianzi to legalize man and loli marriage for the rest of mankind. The only man who can build a kinder gentler Britnannia. All hail Prince Milquetoast!|
|Cecile-Must live on to squeeze herself into a pilot suit again. If she dies who will then keep Lloyd in check? The only person who is qualified to make the last meals of all who are pronounced guilty. Required to reform Britannina Military to a kinder gentler standard.|
|Villetta-Must live on to coach the Ashford Girl’s Academy swim team, and accompany Princess Cornelia at night for hawt yuri lurvin to teach other aspiring Britannian ladies the joys of yuri to counteract two seasons of BL. She shot Ougi!|
Conclusions of the Council
The Council of Death hereby declares the following:
1) Rolo Lamperouge, cast in the name of bro-con, ye guilty. By resolution of this Council you are hereby sentenced to execution by strangulation with Shirley’s cell phone strap. Right of appeal, denied. Possibility of parole, denied. Last meal is authorized to be onigiri made by Duchess Cecile Croomy of Lancaster.
2) Carline le Britannia, cast in the name of insignificance, ye guilty. By resolution of this Council you are hereby sentenced to execution by being run over by one of Nunnally’s wheelchairs. Right of appeal, denied. Possibility of parole, denied. Last meal is authorized to be sandwiches made by Duchess Cecile Croomy of Lancaster.
3) Odysseus u Britannia, cast in the name of Pedobear, ye not guilty. By resolution of this Council you are hereby ordered to survive until the very end and take over Brittania, ushering in an unprecedented era of peace and loli loving on our world.