Being an anime blogger for a few years now, I realized that the amount of hate I accumulated over many things that are unique to anime settings have gone near the levels of Hinano hate of crap anime. Of course, if I ever reach the levels of Hinano hate, that will mean that I am a very disgruntled guy that will complain to my significant other about this shit, only to realize that the significant other is already pointing the middle finger at the screen. Thinking of that, I realized it is a good idea to just write some of my many dislikes (currently at the count of 178 and increasing as we speak) on the blog.
To premiere this collection of hate about anime, I will start off with something that I can never apprehend: Cooking Moe. No, I am not talking about anime girls who can cook. I am talking about those anime girls who are considered to be moe because they manage to waste a whole bunch of ingredients into carbon. If you ask any self-justified anime fan, you will find that many of them find this clumsy characteristic of the girl to be so moe-inducing that they just fall deeper in love with the character. Read that right: The inability to carry out something from a cookbook is supposed to be an act of cuteness.
What is wrong with you guys? Someone who waste ingredients on a perfectly simple meal deserves to be scolded and reprimanded for her incompetence. I mean, do you ever find a girl who cannot cook to save her life in real life cute. Do you find her so adorable that you pray for her to be unable to cook for her entire life? I don’t get it because I find the inability to cook to be a distinct liability regardless of gender. That is why I cannot understand this fetish at all since an act of stupidity is meant to be cute. I guess these people will worship Fuuko for the same level of stupidity she exhibits. However, that will be the topic for the next post in this series.
Next Entry: I will talk about retarded moe, one of the most complex moe that I will never get. Also check out the poll on the sidebar. It’s the perfect use of the poll now.