You should listen to the song while reading the following textual pornography. It is very raunchy.
[ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THERE IS DELICIOUS YAOIRABU]
And so do you know what we have learned about this?
In His name. Let us observe. Omo has spelled his name as such, to the dismay of the god of symmetry, and this is why the world is in such a bleak state; Zaitcev isn’t our ambassador to Mother Russia, Hinano hasn’t divorced JP yet, Owen still lives in a third world country, Pontifus still denies that his English degree is worthless, Von Schilling is actually Kristen of Chihiro, icystorm still hasn’t recovered from his latest moefluenza (he’s auu~ing on my lap now), digiboy is still a creep, lolikit hasn’t descended from the heavens, and so forth and so on.
As per the magnificence of our lolikitean cryptology, we have just become conscious of the cipher for the omoite cryptology. It was so obvious!
And we were so blind.
Omo, his utter genius blinds us, and do you know why? Many American Liberals who think they are smart will try and point out ironies of Christianity, but they are wrong because the bible does not lie. And other than that, Omo has shown that a world of despair is necessary, because if Omo were to unleash the maximum potential of his brain, the world would explode. That’s right – we need despair, unless we are to perish under the holiness of pure orgasm.
The Lord Omo hath shown the path, that the world is actually in a default state of orgasm. We need despair to curtail this orgasm. The orgasm would have killed us long ago if it were not for the despair Omo has disseminated across the globe. The poor cretin, Owen, he knows not that of which he speaks.
But here, I will reveal the truth. I pray that you will not orgasm unto death.
THE REAL WORD:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
There is symmetry.
A special symmetry.
A godly symmetry.
This is the true union of humanity.