when a maaaan loves another maaaaaan~


You should listen to the song while reading the following textual pornography. It is very raunchy.

[ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THERE IS DELICIOUS YAOIRABU]

And so do you know what we have learned about this?

In His name. Let us observe. Omo has spelled his name as such, to the dismay of the god of symmetry, and this is why the world is in such a bleak state; Zaitcev isn’t our ambassador to Mother Russia, Hinano hasn’t divorced JP yet, Owen still lives in a third world country, Pontifus still denies that his English degree is worthless, Von Schilling is actually Kristen of Chihiro, icystorm still hasn’t recovered from his latest moefluenza (he’s auu~ing on my lap now), digiboy is still a creep, lolikit hasn’t descended from the heavens, and so forth and so on.

BUT.

As per the magnificence of our lolikitean cryptology, we have just become conscious of the cipher for the omoite cryptology. It was so obvious!

And we were so blind.

Omo, his utter genius blinds us, and do you know why? Many American Liberals who think they are smart will try and point out ironies of Christianity, but they are wrong because the bible does not lie. And other than that, Omo has shown that a world of despair is necessary, because if Omo were to unleash the maximum potential of his brain, the world would explode. That’s right – we need despair, unless we are to perish under the holiness of pure orgasm.

The Lord Omo hath shown the path, that the world is actually in a default state of orgasm. We need despair to curtail this orgasm. The orgasm would have killed us long ago if it were not for the despair Omo has disseminated across the globe. The poor cretin, Owen, he knows not that of which he speaks.

But here, I will reveal the truth. I pray that you will not orgasm unto death.

THE REAL WORD:

omo

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

LOOK CLOSELY:

omo omo

omo

omo

There is symmetry.

A special symmetry.

A godly symmetry.

This is the true union of humanity.

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17 Comments

  1. Posted May 11, 2009 at 5:22 pm | Permalink

    I beat you to the punch.

  2. lelangir
    Posted May 11, 2009 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    I salute you Hina-sama!

    But did you decipher the omo riddle? double orz?

  3. Posted May 11, 2009 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    I like how this post is tagged with Ristorante Paradiso.

  4. Posted May 11, 2009 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    I was expecting waitstaff pictures.

  5. Posted May 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm | Permalink

    So how is this related to Ristorante Paradiso again?

  6. Posted May 11, 2009 at 7:18 pm | Permalink

    YES! /owes lelangir a cake

    For the record, I didn’t have a clue what was going on in that conversation (nor did I find it immanent). orz bra

  7. Posted May 11, 2009 at 8:06 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, I was wondering what Hinano’s upcoming yaoi manga is about… good thing i read the conversation before it was removed lol.

  8. Posted May 11, 2009 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    Forget Ristorante Paradiso, I like how it’s tagged with anime.

  9. Marmoset
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    What the devil is going on?

  10. Posted May 12, 2009 at 5:03 am | Permalink

    A new performing of this song, click me to see it

  11. Posted May 12, 2009 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    This is the true union of humanity?

    This is the key to victory!

  12. Posted May 12, 2009 at 7:14 am | Permalink

    So unnecessary, but still lol.

  13. lelangir
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    bign is just mad ’cause he can’t omo with me. only owen is the orz to my sro

    orzsro

    TWO DUDES BUTT RAEPING EACH OTHER.

  14. Posted May 15, 2009 at 12:52 am | Permalink

    click it so hot no lie its like a game youll see worth it
    http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=18b438ad

  15. Animes
    Posted May 20, 2009 at 7:31 am | Permalink

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  16. wth
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    wth…. i dont understand at all.what is omo?
    and it to do with our orgasm?
    and bible does not lie.but many had folo the fake bible.

  17. soyahoney
    Posted June 24, 2009 at 3:06 am | Permalink

    I can’t stop laughing when I read your post about the REAL meaning of symmetry. I’ll be careful not to use orz and omo, but I will lol at them.

    You don’t suspect that’s what happens behind closed doors in Ristorante Paradiso when the guys get tired from all those females?

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