Why does everything I like have to be like this

The following image is what started this FANBOY/NERD RAEG rant:

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Gatoh Shoji, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you writing anime scripts instead of finishing Full Metal Panic? Why do you hate your fans so much? The last book was published more than a year and a half ago, and ended on a unsettling, climatic twist. You already had your fun with GONZO’s Tower of Druaga, and unless you’re writing scripts for the next Full Metal Panic anime, you need to get the fuck back to writing novels.

(Because Orion asked so nicely, here’s a spoiler warning: The following paragraph contains a spoiler that everybody who actually cares about Haruhi probably knows already anyway. Have a nice day.)

Kadokawa, fuck you, I know what you’re pulling with this episode. Some time in the future we’ll get another episode where Kyon finds out about the endlessly repeating day, probably after you show us this exact same episode again. The ending will be slightly different, and you’ll save however much it costs to make 1 episode of anime. Yes, I have so little esteem in Kadokawa and KyoAni now, I can honestly believe that they would do this. The new and deproved OP/ED/animation in general makes me RAEG hard.

Tanigawa Nagaru is still sitting on his ass not writing the next Haruhi novel. No one likes your fucking manga. It’s a piece of shit, your mangaka sucks, and WHY WON’T YOU WRITE MOAR HARUHI. At least if they got the original character designer, Takeda Hinata, to draw it, it would be worth reading for the art alone. Actually I don’t know what I expect out of him anymore, since Haruhi is his only original and good series.

Eden of the East has movies. I would rage except I haven’t been following this show, and won’t bother until the movies come out on DVD and gets subbed (sometime in 20-FUCK-IT-ALL). At least March Comes in Like a Lion is still going steadily on. In terms of other manga, even Skip Beat is going into a bit of a lull, with the current arc boring the shit out of me. xxxHolic is being affected by Tsubasa’s “I’m-a-giant-crock-of-shit” syndrome and has long since became unbearable. It’s also pulling the Bleach card with an average of 3 frames a page.

I would rage about Bleach and Naruto, but what’s the point? The only Jump manga I get any real joy out of now-a-days is Gintama. Even One Piece is boring me a bit with its current arc. While I’m on the topic of Jump, Shaman King’s new ending is no better than the old one, and HxH is still on endless hiatus.

That’s more than enough pointless rage for today. Time to go play some TF2 and get owned so I can have a reason to rage some more.

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12 Comments

  1. Posted June 25, 2009 at 2:14 am | Permalink

    Welcome back comrade!

    Still I violently disagree with you on Skip Beat! Moko and Kyoko making chocolates was interesting as was Shoutaro’s slow slide into paranoia and madness. the onlyt hing disagreeable was that irritating shouta who can rot in hell.

  2. Posted June 25, 2009 at 6:31 am | Permalink

    Not getting paid to write novels.

    Economic crisis, Gatoh’s ass is owned, etc.

    We’d best find his home address and actually mail him money. Because it’d probably help him more than just screaming at him in a language he doesn’t actually understand.

  3. Posted June 25, 2009 at 6:43 am | Permalink

    Goto doesn’t understand English? I thought he grew up in Hong Kong? At least, he claimed to in the that endless series of extras on the FMP second raid discs.

    Hell, I’d just settle for the rest of the Japanese light novels getting printed in English. As I do not, and never will, read Japanese.

  4. Posted June 25, 2009 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Not that it’s much of a secret really, but still you ought to have had a spoiler warning for people who haven’t read the Haruhi novels already. u_u

  5. Myssa Rei
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    I’d say welcome back, except for the fact that this is a rage post, hahaha.

    Also, the different OP/ED choices were given, especially considering the fact that Yamakan, the creative force behind the original OP and ED, was, y’know, FIRED.

  6. beyan
    Posted June 26, 2009 at 1:52 am | Permalink

    the recession is making everyone mad… not excluding people from the anime (and related) industry…

  7. ahelo
    Posted June 26, 2009 at 3:49 am | Permalink

    kyo ani are the gods…. i’m sure they’ll make the next haruhi episode entertaining

  8. Posted June 28, 2009 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    U know what?

    I felt so understood with all this shit my favorite mangakas and writers are doing, that I think I hate them by now… Really, lengthening Endeless Eight this much (3 episodes, and hope no more!) makes me wonder how many real new plot history are they gonna add, and yeah, the Tanigawa Nagaru must need a Yakuza behind him and threatening death cuz in other way he wouldn’t write wathever is gonna happen to Haruhi.

    I also so dessapointed with CLAMP, delaying Tsubasa and knowing nothing of holic, and what is more distressing I also can’t read either Nodame or Nana ‘cuz both mangakas are at sick! wtf! is this job so stressful that they don’t take care of their healt? ‘cuz if we add D.Gray man author it seems like an epidemy! MG! please!

  9. yukino
    Posted June 29, 2009 at 10:10 am | Permalink

    lol, you said it all. xxxholic didn’t turn out as great as I thought it would be when I first read it. It has intertwined w/ TRC to the pt that now it’s just a hideous chimera (I’ve been watching too much FMA: Brotherhood). I stopped following Bleach a gazillion years before, and I dropped Skip Beat as well. But Naruto (the manga)isn’t that bad. At least things are happening now.

  10. yukino
    Posted June 29, 2009 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    @Abby: AI YAZAWA’s SICK AGAIN?! o.O

  11. Lowlife
    Posted June 30, 2009 at 8:27 am | Permalink

    I think this is one of the best and most honest post I have ever read on this site. Really came from the heart.

    I fully agree with you that Full Metal Panic needs more anime and an ending. Also the Never ending summer arch was a bit of a let down because ep. 2 was about 85% ep. 1 and I expect ep 3 to be about 70-80% rehash as well. But we are in a recession, so they got to cut something somewhere.

  12. Mike
    Posted July 24, 2009 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    Wow, what a nerd rage. I sympathize.

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