Behold the ideal man of Hideaki Anno. All greased up in blue lotion for maximum wanking and hair clips so your unkempt hair does not block the object of your fapping…
Here is the last part of my response to Mr. Anno and his comments. Hopefully it hasn’t been that conductive to flames, but as they say writers block… Please refer to the previous post for the original article that roused my ire.
EDIT: This is a drug induced rant that has much a do about nothing. At the time of writing I was eating out of straw because of a wisdom tooth removal gone very bad. I was taking clindamycin, amitripline, naproxen, and vicoden. Suffice to I was very irritable and had much anger and chemicals in me. So this is the end result. I am very sorry if anyone thinks that I am being serious about much of this. So if you don’t wish to read an angry rant please don’t Impz will return with his regular gushing for lolis in a few hours, and I will hopefully be sane. Again please don’t read if you don’t like nihilistic rants. You have been warned.
Anno’s final comments bring to light his most unsightly xenophobia and anti-foreign feelings. First off it was not only America who kicked your ass in World War II, which you started, but Great Britain, China, Australia, New Zealand, India, Burma, the Philippines, and Russia had a hand in your epic beat down. To credit America is a slight to them and all the other Allies who spent blood, sweat, and tears to repay your insults and injuries. You stoked up the storm, but were dumb enough to believe that you would never reap the whirlwind. I see that the ignorance of you fore bearers persists, I hope the CCP or Kim Jong-il do not oblige your stupidity. Unlike the Yanks they don’t have to pretend to play nice in war. make believe all you want that you were bombed out of no where, every one knows how it all went down. Your historical fiction reeks of your falsehood and lies in addition to your bad English.
As for schools not teaching how to be an adult, Anno must have been under some rock. There is nary school that has Manhood 101, Womanhood 101, Maturity 001, or Pregnancy class as part of the curricula. So there is no school on Earth that teaches kids how to become adults it it through a trial by fire that maturity grows! Triumphs and failures are the building blocks of character and not merely a pass or fail grade as Anno would like to have.
No! It is by the shedding of blood, tears, and sweat that lessons are truly learned, not by some written exam, which Anno would no doubt be keen on cheating anyway. We also see how fascist Anno really is instead of having parents teach their kids he wants the state to do it all, forming an Anno Youth if you will. No doubt Anno had his hoped to set up a few loli-camping trips with der Fuhrer Anno to some far off phone pole wilderness to perfect his “raise the birth rate scheme.”
Indeed how many times can you sell the same damned product again and again. Nintendo and Apple Gainax ain’t. Also how big of a vibrator does that idiot need anyway?
Maturity is not guranteed it is hardly the fault of foreigners that your social system sucks ass compared to every one else’s. After all you call your women folk birthing machines and keep them in second-class status. Immigrants are shunned, the Ainu all but forced upon the precipice of annihilation from which they continue to fight a losing battle, and the Ryukyuans are forced to deal most with the crude unsophisticated US Navy while Anno touches himself on a train with +30 other guys. So it is not the gaijin that gives Anno grief, heck it is only your own pride and stupidity that keeps you down, not some mythical man. Anno ignores the decline of new households, parasite singles, freeters, and Japanese women giving their men folk shit they so richly deserve.
The very notion of the need for a great military force is absurd China can out spend you because they are not obliged to care about domestic hardship, Japan is supposed to. Japan cannot have guns and butter, stick with butter (the stuff that is a dairy product you sickos) since in the last war you fought you used guns like spears…dumb asses. China has a growing economy you are recovering from your bubble burst from over a decade ago, obviously the commies have something to say about your business practices. Not even the great Hideaki Anno can alter the economic realities, he is no minister of finance, Gainax was tried for tax fraud for heaven sake!
Speaking of breaking the law, ignorance is never an excuse not in any sane society and certainly knowledge of the law is expected of its adult citizens. Mr. Anno however did not believe in tax and spend no he and his cabal simply spent their way into a hole only to plead that they never heard of tax day. They had always assumed that roads were laid by pencil sketches and that hobby knives just transmuted themselves into weapons. Not paying your taxes is being a parasite on your society when you have a job.
To say that this anti-Americanism and anti-foreign sentiment is shared by artists and intellectuals is of little consequence. First off Anno called them all children and thus what they think is obviously shallow, fanciful, and not true. As artists go where do they get the nerve to say they know best? Their a bunch of non-essentials that provide luxzury goods any ways. As for these ivory tower egg heads Anno speaks of they are no better and perhaps inferior to other graduates from elsewhere.
Besides Anno and his egg head fore runners dragged their feet when every other country was trying to make the atom bomb a reality. In terms of modern science and theory their achievements don’t even stack up to the Jews. Since they are also a bunch of anti-semitic pricks, as evidenced by never having a single Jewish character outside of goyim Benny from Black Lagoon, these egg heads probably come from some fourth rate evangelical university funded as a cult front anyway, the University of Gainax.
The reason why Anno and his fellow Japanese menfolk read porn on the trains is because they are horny and shameless. In a male dominated society such as the one they have women can’t give them the kick in the teeth that has been long over due. It was not a most well deserved defeat that created perverts, Anno’s ancestors were raping women long before the Allies laid forth the pain. Anno and his right wing nutties just lost the right to wage war for sexual gain hence they turn to porn since they can’t get some at home. No one should blame Japanese women for this. Anno is just like Gendo a shameless womanizer who deserves no companionship from any sane woman until he is dragged forth to judgment, if not in this world then surely the next.
Anno has long dreamed of reversing the defeat of WWII by naming his characters after ships of the arrogant Imperial Japanese Navy. If his anti-foreign feelings were unclear before they are not now for the very idea that every one would again attack Japan in his fanciful tale was not proof enough, now he shows his true intent. For a man who has fought only against himself and lost… to be calling for the means to wage war is ludicrous. We Yanks don’t have to give a damn about protecting Anno’s Japan, Anno needs us to prevent all of Asia for kicking his sorry ass for the stupid things his goons say on camera about their stupid shrine that endorses 14 Class A War Criminals. South Korea is a better friend they at least understand their situation and try to work with us. The only reason why we pick our noses on land that doesn’t even belong to you (it belongs to the Ryukyuans you fascist bastards) is because the balance of power must be maintained for continued economic health for every body, yours too Anno.
See there that is the pedo-smile I have been talking about for all these years. He even has the pedo-mustache to go with it. Keep your children locked up when this man is around. Do not let his rastafarian look decieve you, he wants to bang babies…
Yes, Mr. Anno and his pals are all childish for blaming gaijin for their domestic troubles instead of themselves, it is high time the international community give you all a good spanking for your insolence. Anno’s age has come and gone, and in his stead a new star shall rise and shine longer and brighter than he ever did. The Glory of the Haruhi-sama shall endure, we never excluded Anno and his cronies, they just insisted on being special. Well Haruhi-ism does not need Hideaki Anno and his ilk, such narrow minded fools must be excised in the name of Haruhi-sama.
Heed not the lies of Anno and his false works comrades. He cares not for the betterment of humanity, but his own wanking time and “right” to grope women on trains. Let your faith in other entities other than EVA, Gainax, and Anno remain in your hearts, and guard them closely for the unholy trinity will try to deceive you. Gather your weapons, for this summer and for the years to come Anno will return!
He will try to extinguish all other faiths for an idiot idolatry of himself, but he shall not succeed for the otaku of now are stronger and smarter and harder to seduce for Haruhi-sama and her Valkyries can beat the entire EVA cast any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Comrades I call upon all those who hold any sense of loyalty to their place of home and boycott the next DVD release of EVA and to limit Rei and Asuka PVC purchases. There are no otaku prisoners of Gainax only traitors! War comes, be ready…
Final Serious note: I was aghast at what Anno said about my homeland and blaming me and my profession for his country’s own problems. First off Abe is starting to rattle his tiny little saber talking about making his military more “active.” Anno is one rotten son of a bitch for daring to say that the US military keeps his ass down when his prime minister is trying to take down Japan’s pacifist constitution. If the intellectuals and artist have it out for me then I will treat them accordingly though I seriously doubt any sane among them blame it all on the great American conspiracy. I don’t buy into the idea of an all powerful American shadow police keeping the world in any sort of state. The US is not all powerful we never were. Sure we are at fault for many things but to waste resources keeping his sorry ass in check is retarded to even consider seriously.
The US is much more prudish and has a penchant for thinking everyone should be like us, news flash you old fart we Yanks don’t read porn in public. Lastly pardon my sailor jargon, but reading the article had me fuming. Where the hell does he get off on making such grandiose statements when he is not even asked about international relations? Hell he got Freudian theory all fucked up, how dare he blame me for keeping him down as if he had proof. If any thing I ought to let him taste the butt of a rifle, but I won’t. Instead this is my End of Evangelion to you Mr. Anno. Good Day.