The most erotic phone conversation ever between an anime blogger and his wife

13Sugars: there’s gonna be tons of events.. my phone. my phone
Impz: just get an old phone?
Impz: : and how come your new phone doesn’t work again
Impz: : u can’t charge it?
Impz: : sometimes, it’s the battery connector for the phone
13Sugars: : … for some reason the charger plug-in part in the cell
Impz: : especially if it’s the two headed one
13Sugars: : the charger itself can’t attach
13Sugars: : I dunno why
Impz: : use the wire to bind it?
Impz: : @_@
13Sugars: : no no
13Sugars: : like the two headed… one head won’t go inside
13Sugars: : that sounded so perverted but I have no other way to describe it -_-
Impz: : not really
Impz: : cos my old mobile phone had the same issue.
13Sugars: : what did you do?
13Sugars: : when i took a look at the phone
13Sugars: : it seems like there’s something sticking out on the other hole
13Sugars: : that prevents the head to go inside…
Impz: : i simply ….it sounds very perverted
13Sugars: : bah…
Impz: : ….I shove it in
Impz: : -_-
13Sugars: : it does
13Sugars: : go die
13Sugars: : I need phone
Impz: : I AM SERIOUS
Impz: : I am not kidding
Impz: : I shove it in
Impz: : and tie it up and then the charger will connect
Impz: : =_=
13Sugars: : I did try to shove it in… but it hurts my hand -_-
13Sugars: : it won’t budge
Impz: : so that it will hold
Impz: : oh ok.
Impz: : …this sounds so wrong
13Sugars: : it’s the phone
13Sugars: : not the charger
Impz: : i swear.
Impz: : people who have no context of the convo
13Sugars: : you should blog this
Impz: : will laugh their head off.
13Sugars: : the lewdest conversation regarding a phone and its charger
13Sugars: : seriously
13Sugars: : I dunno what it is but something must’ve been broken on the area where the charger plug should go in
13Sugars: : cause there’s this tiny silver lookin hard wire
13Sugars: : on one hole and the other hole is fine
Impz: : that’s weird, what’s causing the hole to be stuck? is there something inside?
13Sugars: : so I can stick the other end of the charger in but the other oen won’t go in
13Sugars: : no nothing inside but something must’ve broken inside for it to stick out like that
Impz: : I am posting this up.

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21 Comments

  1. Marigold Ran
    Posted May 15, 2010 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    Whacking helps with electronics.

    • Impz
      Posted May 15, 2010 at 10:59 pm | Permalink

      I would tell her to do that, but problem is I bet she spoiled it by WHACKING IT. :D

      *runs away from evil wife~*

  2. Posted May 15, 2010 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    At first all I saw of the Title was Most Erotic Phone Conversation Ever and the first thing I thought of was The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle. One of the weirdest intro’s to a book I’ve read.

    • Impz
      Posted May 15, 2010 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

      Conversation between Toru and that weird girl? I haven’t finished that book, like a whole bunch of others. :(

      • Posted May 15, 2010 at 11:18 pm | Permalink

        Its all good I never finished it either. Lost interest a few chapters in to it for some reason. It was weird though because that doesn’t usually happen with books by Haruki Murakami to me.

        • Impz
          Posted May 15, 2010 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

          I actually only manage to skim through his books. I am more of a non-fiction book lover, reading about random topics across the world. In fact, I do not understand his vision when he writes, despite being such an acclaimed author. My guess is that I do not have the intrinsic ability to understand the book on a deeper context than it should have been.

  3. Posted May 15, 2010 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    That is crazy talk you have there, Impz. I supposed you’re talking about Sony Ericsson phones, or other types of phones?

    If it’s the former, then I can share with 13sugars’ fustration: I have the same troubles with it (albeit to a less extent). You need to nudge the contacts a bit in order to get a solid grip, and even so, the bliss is temporary, as the charger will inexplicably cut off.

    I suggest getting a new mobile phone already: most have shelf lives of half-a-year, going on by the maximum number of months an Apple iPhone continues on functioning w/o breaking down.

    Oh btw, how’s both of your honeymoon?

    • Impz
      Posted May 15, 2010 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

      Yes, It’s sony ericsson. It seems that something is stuck inside the phone, and she has no clue whatsoever how to get it out. Time to buy a new mobile phone X_X;;;. That also means more money to be spent. Sigh. I personally used to have a Sony Ericsson with the old type of connector. It totally sucks. Thank god my sony ericsson vivaz is a microusb connector.

      You know what is the crazy thing about it? We didn’t even intend to write it that way. It just turns out like that in the Yahoo IM. She’s still out there, and coming over soon to Singapore. We did have a nice honeymoon though :P

  4. Kherubim
    Posted May 16, 2010 at 1:14 am | Permalink

    MY MIND RECOILS IN HORROR…

    Unintended sexting aside, I have long given on Nokia and their sheer bloody minded insistence on using the Pop-port (similar to Sony Ericsson Fastport) connectors, the metal pins in my old N73 never made good electrical contact, and sometimes some twisting or use of a pencil was involved to get it to work. My current phone is from that fruit company, but I used a plug I had from an older iPod to prevent dust from entering.

    • Impz
      Posted May 16, 2010 at 1:33 am | Permalink

      I actually realize that very late in my mobile owning life. I had this old mobile phone, the T650i from Sony Ericsson. It was a pretty phone for sure, but 6 months down the road, the charger JUST. WON’T. CHARGE. I have to spend 10-15 minutes fidgeting and playing with the battery connector just so that it can make good electrical contact. Honestly, someone should just device something easy enough, so once you jam it in, it connects perfectly fine.

      Thank god my microusb connector now for Vivaz is as easy as it can be. Still, I only have the mobile phone for 1 month plus. Still lots of time for it to fail :P

  5. Posted May 16, 2010 at 1:59 am | Permalink

    True, since I’m using a Sony Ericsson phone as well Impz. I remembered using another Walkman phone two years back having to adjust the charger just for my phone to charge. I even have to check on my phone to see if it’s charging as a precaution the charger stopped charging power to my phone.

    I’m using a different Walkman phone (The old one kind of shut itself down and never came back to power again, have no idea what happened to it. Definitely not me pressing stupid buttons.) but it keeps shutting down while I’m in the midst of SMSing my friends. Yeah, sometimes using Sony Ericsson phones can be frustrating especially when it keeps shutting itself down for no apparent reason. Good thing my phone plans end in a few months time; it’s time for me to change a new one WITHOUT shutting itself down at critical times.

  6. Posted May 16, 2010 at 5:45 am | Permalink

    Ah, the wonders of married life.

    I’ll fight the urge to ask some embarrassing questions.

    • Impz
      Posted May 16, 2010 at 6:03 am | Permalink

      Fight, fight, fight the urge~ Just ask, it’s still my right to ignore it if I find it too embarrassing :P. Just shoot~

      • Chewy
        Posted May 16, 2010 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

        well since you offered. Does your wife take advantage of your trapness and have you roleplay as the girl?

        • Impz
          Posted May 16, 2010 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

          Your assumption is that she actually treats me as a guy. Sadly, sometimes she says she feels like she is dating a girl. Wait, I suddenly feel the emo-ness inside of me. Woe is me who married a wife who knows about all this trapiness and constantly make jokes out of it.

          I have never done that, and I WILL NEVER DO IT. Even for a million bucks. rawr XD!

  7. Posted May 18, 2010 at 7:25 am | Permalink

    HAHAHAHA This is great.

    Sometimes I’ll listen to people’s conversations, and relate everything they say to sex. Basically, I pretend that they’re talking about sex, and if you’ve ever done this, then you know it’s the funniest things ever, especcially when you’re working on a tent and he keeps saying things like, “Shove it in. Just pound it in on an angle.” [referring to a stake].

    • Impz
      Posted May 18, 2010 at 7:29 am | Permalink

      Ya. actually I didn’t realize how wrong our exchanges were until she pointed it out. After that, I had a very huge face-palm.jpg moment. Honestly though, it is really amusing how you can sexualize something simply due to the fact that there’s no other way to describe it. I mean, if you read it without any tinted eyes, it is a very normal conversation between a husband and a wife ~_~

      And btw, my brain just fried from that example you gave. You dirty dirty little boy. :P

  8. droptest
    Posted May 23, 2010 at 1:59 am | Permalink

    Well said. :)

  9. yasuragi
    Posted May 24, 2010 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

    ohh sexual conotations ftw.
    1 thing I love about highschool.

    • Impz
      Posted May 25, 2010 at 1:48 am | Permalink

      Lol, but we are way older, far beyond high school. At least you are insinulating that we are like high school kids :(

  10. Winterblade
    Posted July 15, 2010 at 9:00 am | Permalink

    This is the first thing that came to mind after reading this gloriously amusing conversation…
    http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/6674/phonecharging.jpg
    Remember if all else fails… J-J-J-Jam it in!

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