Omo reading my post? That almost sounds weird. Scratch that, IT IS WEIRD!

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I recently stumbled upon a circlest jerklist event conducted by Zzeroparticle, author of Anime Instrumentality. Honestly, with any luck, one of the most serious editorial bloggers out there, Omo of a lot of om drew the short end of the stick to read my entry. Even more amusing is the fact that he read one of my very old and poorly written post, OMG, I am a _____ophile. Listen to it and tell me it doesn’t give you cognitive dissonance. His voice is too manly, even with the deliberate attempts of trying to sound cute!

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P.S: If you think this sounds weird enough, you should go check out Ghostlightning’s rendition or 21st century boy’s rendition. Pretty weird too.

P.P.S: Because I have absolutely no patience whatsoever, below is my girly rendition of Omisynth’s very first post. Oh, Audacity editing for the win!

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P.P.P.S: I’m a guy. ^^

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64 Comments

  1. Layfon
    Posted June 2, 2010 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    A trap 0.0

    • Impz
      Posted June 2, 2010 at 8:43 pm | Permalink

      -_- Not.. I do naturally have a high pitch voice, and audacity does allow for some nifty manipulation.

  2. Posted June 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    Omisyth…

    3rd Impact

    sdfghjklkjhgfdsfghjm,hgfghjklkjhgfdfghj

  3. Posted June 2, 2010 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Impz…you are so moé.

    • Impz
      Posted June 2, 2010 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

      Baka-raptor, you are so tsundere.

      • Posted June 3, 2010 at 6:15 am | Permalink

        A match made in heaven.

        Sadly, impz is married.

        • Posted June 3, 2010 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

          Get them to move to Utah. If Impz dresses like a girl (dunno why I’m even saying “if”), then the three will fit in quite nicely.

        • Impz
          Posted June 3, 2010 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

          …If? I am a guy, for christ’s sake. It’s not like I look like Hideoyoshi in real life or something. I am a typical, slightly plump married man. Duh. This is getting weird ^_^. So, the raptorz is staying in Utah?

  4. Posted June 2, 2010 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    Jesus Christ, Impz, no wonder you have a reputation as a trap! And a loli one at that!

    Also, you’re a better voice actor than some dubbed characters I’ve heard.

  5. Posted June 2, 2010 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    My perception of reality has been broken and all my hopes and dreams have been crushed.

    • Impz
      Posted June 2, 2010 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

      By Omo? He’s too GAR for you?

  6. Posted June 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    I approve of the use of Manabi Straight music in omo’s. God, now to wait for my turn to embarrass the crap out of myself with my recordings and of Omisyth’s recording of my earlier entries =p

    And OH GOD, that recording of Omisyth’s first is hilarious. No wonder people call you moe. I couldn’t get my voice that high even if I tried :[

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 12:42 am | Permalink

      I can actually hit two keys higher than that, if it helps. I deliberately kept it as screechy to make it realistic and cute, rather than annoyingly annoying. X_X

  7. Posted June 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

    Lol Impz, your voice matches your anime tastes. I now understand everything that has been said about you thus far.

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 12:43 am | Permalink

      WTF, you are a voicist. Voice discrimination by my own blogger too. Fail!

  8. Posted June 2, 2010 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    Lol nice post ! and I agree green hair anime girls are great!

  9. Posted June 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    Green makes them more mysterious ;) so ain’t that weird… and idd It’s a Trap !!! Fire all Laz0rs.

    the other dude kinda has a boring voice… i wonder if he listened to himself Oo i probably have a boring voice too though if i talk monotone xD

  10. Zentari
    Posted June 2, 2010 at 5:39 pm | Permalink

    After listening to Impz’s entry I understand why he is known as the trap of THAT…..

  11. Marigold Ran
    Posted June 2, 2010 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    I’ve heard your voice now. You write very well.

  12. Posted June 2, 2010 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    …dude, you should have been cast as Honey in Ouran. Seriously.

    • Impz
      Posted June 2, 2010 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

      Huh why? Honey doesn’t really have a high pitch, did he?

  13. Posted June 2, 2010 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    Dude did you just increase pitch by like a percentage of a tone without reducing speed? Sounds REALLY REALLY REALLY A LOT LIKE A GIRL WTF.

    or maybe…..

    • Impz
      Posted June 2, 2010 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

      Quit complaining and wondering how it goes. Do you want me to make a recording of a moaning voice?

      • Posted June 2, 2010 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

        Yes I would, thank you very much. :3

        Your rendition of omisyth’s voice was epic, by the way. And I enjoy omo’s choices of music throughout.

        • Posted June 3, 2010 at 5:18 pm | Permalink

          Yes I would too thank you very much

      • Tenryu
        Posted June 2, 2010 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

        for some reason yes.. if only to see if my brain would break or not

        • Impz
          Posted June 2, 2010 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

          Perverts. No. Just a bit of temptation, and you guys become …so meh :P. You guys should start washing your brain. ^_^

          • Posted June 2, 2010 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

            You’re a pervert too for suggesting it, you know. :P

          • Impz
            Posted June 3, 2010 at 2:32 am | Permalink

            Not really :P I like to cocktease my readers after all. It’s funny how 2 hours of audacity manipulation can make grown up men start to go ?_? at a cute voice. Makes you think about all the photoshopping women get to make themselves look so darn hot and cute when they are not.

      • Posted June 2, 2010 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

        9001 VOTES YES

  14. Tenryu
    Posted June 2, 2010 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    this is the internet, i know i’m suppose to leave things as they are and run with it but…. please tell me that wasn’t you Impz ><

    other wise, wow, is Thirteensugar's voice even more girly or manly?

    • Impz
      Posted June 2, 2010 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

      Well, I will say that she sounds more manly, sadly. She actually has a slightly lower pitch, but man she can sing well. Much better. :P

      And oh, it is me after some intense manipulation of Audacity and various edits. Zzeroparticle said I am supposed to read, but didn’t say I cannot modify my voice through technical manipulation. I do have a girly voice on the phone. Many telemarketers always call me miss :(

  15. Posted June 2, 2010 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    lol impz

  16. Posted June 2, 2010 at 11:42 pm | Permalink

    IMPZ. YOU BASTARD. That voice is … ;__; that voice is… GODLY.

  17. Posted June 3, 2010 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    *shudders* Can not be unheard… noes!!! *shudders*

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 12:19 am | Permalink

      Be haunted, be haunted!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

  18. Taka
    Posted June 3, 2010 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    Good lord, I refuse to believe that is not a woman reading Omisynth’s post. I would do terrible terrible things to and listening to the bearer of a voice like that.

    you should do a regular non-edited version just so mine (and maybe some other’s) brains do not explode from from…That was a woman don’t lie!

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 12:38 am | Permalink

      Explode from what? I dare you to say it :P. No, it is my voice @_@;; albeit very manipulated. One thing isn’t though, my pitch is very very naturally high but I don’t sound so girly (I deliberately made my voice more kawaii in order to make it girly).

      If it helps, I am addressed as Miss when I call in KFC for call delivery. I gave up calling after the 5th time or so, because it is annoying having to correct others.

      • Taka
        Posted June 3, 2010 at 12:42 am | Permalink

        you sound like a schoolgirl. There I said it.

        I could cut out the “oh yeah! and I giant robot appeared out of nowhere that’s supposed to be Macross” part and play it on repeat for several days I’m pretty sure.

        I would explode from the buildup of immoral thoughts and various juices.

        • Impz
          Posted June 3, 2010 at 12:46 am | Permalink

          Have you checked in with the local mental hospital yet, dude? :P Control your hormones, it’s a guy you are listening to -_-, even though I admit I spent 2 hours modifying the voice until it sounds so schoolgirl. Had to play around with the features. A LOT.

          • Posted June 3, 2010 at 3:44 am | Permalink

            IT SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL SO IT MUST BE A GIRL. THIS IS THE INTERNET EVERYTHING IS FACE VALUE.

          • Posted June 3, 2010 at 9:19 am | Permalink

            Oh, you bastard, and I believed in your ability to make such a vioce.

            I STILL HAVE THE BEST GIRL VOICE IN THE BLOGOSPHERE DAMNIT

  19. Posted June 3, 2010 at 1:59 am | Permalink

    I refuse to believe that I was hearing Impz voice. Such cuteness cannot possibly exist in this universe.

    (I really do wish your voice was that high. Maybe then Justin Bieber would actually have some pre-pubescent-voice-of-a-grown-male competition…)

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 2:29 am | Permalink

      Oh, but I do am able to reach a very high pitch, possibly hitting Justin Bieber if I really try. The problem is that it will hurt my voice because I am not naturally that high pitched.

      Cute? You sick sick boy. ^^

  20. Posted June 3, 2010 at 2:08 am | Permalink

    This is my fetish.

    Hey commenters, how does it feel to never be able to meet the trap behind the voice? I did. Shit was so cash.

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 2:26 am | Permalink

      And to meet the fricking lolicon-loving Shin in real flesh and that he doesn’t seem like a crazy sick pervert (and in fact a very normal, above average looking guy?). Bloody dangerous, I am worried for all the real life lolis in the world right now being deceived by this Shin.

      • Taka
        Posted June 3, 2010 at 10:12 am | Permalink

        you hear that Shin? He called you “above average looking”. You’re in!

        • Impz
          Posted June 3, 2010 at 8:54 pm | Permalink

          What in the ….I am married!

  21. Posted June 3, 2010 at 6:14 am | Permalink

    Never get tired of omo’s ultra-deep voice. Also LOL @ ‘greenophile’. Also w00t @ clap song.

    Impz holy FUCK. Your girl voice has mine beat by a million years. Aamzing. This is the best I think I’ve ever heard. I am actually jealous.

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

      Well, I do have a naturally high pitch, so the pitching part is already fixed. The only issue is to sound girly, and 2 hours of manipulation can make you sound so different. It did take a lot of experimentation to get it so girly though. :P I saved the effect order though, so I can replicate it all the time.

  22. Posted June 3, 2010 at 7:23 am | Permalink

    Lies! My ears are decieving me! A guy cannot possibly have such a voice xD
    Bit unnaturally squeaky, mind xP

  23. Posted June 3, 2010 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    Now I’m going to read every Impz post and comment with that voice in mind… I know it’s bad, but it sounds so good!

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

      That is strangely disturbing for me. I don’t know why but when I write, I feel like there are weird looks out there from the readers. This is so weird~

  24. Posted June 3, 2010 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

    No worries, actually, been too busy to do a proper write-up anyway.

    I’m still like WTF though.

  25. Posted June 3, 2010 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    You sound girlier than I do…orz

    • Impz
      Posted June 3, 2010 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

      ._. Hahaha, I don’t sound at all girly in my real voice though >_>

      • Posted June 3, 2010 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

        Nonono, my dear. You misunderstand. Sounding girlie goes BEYOND pitch manipulation. It’s your diction, it’s your tone, it’s your pink and fluffy aura radiating from my speakers. It’s beyond anything that I can do. You’re definitely a level 3 trap.

  26. Posted June 3, 2010 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    LOL that was so funny! How’d you get your voice like that?

    [EDIT: No direct advertising links, please. Thanks, EO.]

  27. Tenryu
    Posted June 3, 2010 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    this came to me while washing dishes. Impz should record an opening message and have it permanently at the top of the site for people to click on and be greeted by that voice.

    this would be a great experiment to see if the site would get more/less hits with the lure of Impz’s siren voice

  28. Posted June 4, 2010 at 8:20 am | Permalink

    I have no idea how you did that. You sound like a middle school girl who plays some kind of character on the Disney channel.

  29. maculid
    Posted June 5, 2010 at 4:52 pm | Permalink

    is it weird that i keep listening to this or

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