Why All Anime Bloggers are instant fail and T.H.A.T is instant win

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I-It’s not beca..use I a-am jealous and l-I…-love you all, you know!

In a world where we bloggers all love to think of ourselves as the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be, there can only be a winner. Here’s how I objectively prove that everyone else other than 13sugars (who will snap off my precious if I say anything bad) are instant fail and that we are the ONLY CHOICE for this aniblog tournament. This is clearly not a joke post, because I mean Business. Blogging is a battle and the Aniblog tournament is WAR!

Why all of you are INSTANT FAIL

Mistakes of Youth: Wrote 1000+ words on porn when he can just watch it
instant fail
/endpost

Jphinano: Stopped blogging frequently after marriage. Makes me feel like I am neglecting my wife.
instant fail
/endpost

Anime Instrumentality: Who blogs on music when you can just listen to songs on a mp3 player?
instant fail
/endpost

Shinmaru: Calls football soccer. My god!
instant fail
/endpost

Batezi: Too intelligent, too good, too analytical. I HATE him.
instant fail
/endpost

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Lol, ain’t so green anymore huh? HUH?

Sea Slugs: Holds me at ransom during Aniblog tourney by using Namako. RAGE!
instant fail
/endpost

mefloraine: Is a good writer, is nice, is popular, is a girl. I HATE her.
instant fail
/endpost

Listless ink: Too sweet and nice. Will get diabetes. Also, read mefloraine
instant fail
/endpost

5camp: Got his ass kicked by Sea slugs. WTF? Sea Slugs don’t even have legs!
instant fail
/endpost

2DT: Who the hell is he?
instant fail
/endpost

Hanners: Tried to troll Baka-raptor
instant fail
/endpost

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This is actually quite a nice monchrome Baka-raptor, Charlie Chaplin style?

Baka-raptor: Hates loli, WTF, loli is the most awesome!
instant fail
/endpost

Ogiue: Too little text
instant fail
/endpost

digiboy: Stopped reading after the 2nd paragraph
instant fail
/endpost

Josh: Reviews a circle-jerking tournament
instant fail
/endpost

Shinn: Wants me as a boy maid? Fucking Bastard, I serve no one. Enemy of all traps.
instant fail
/endpost

Lelangir: Whores himself to everyone (I don’t even know what link to put for him)
instant fail
/endpost

Rabbitpoets: Hates shoujo. Definitely fail
instant fail
/endpost

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Clearly, this blogger does not know reality. Read below

Glolegend: Is he even an anime blogger?
instant fail
/endpost

Drmchsr0: Failed troll. No one even knows he’s alive
instant fail
/endpost

Psgels: Too knowledgeable. Makes me feel stupid.
instant fail
/endpost

Random Curiosity: Is a successful episodic summary blog
instant fail
/endpost

TJHan: Retired. Bloody fail writer.
instant fail
/endpost

Owen S: In his own world where the world of one revolves around him.
instant fail
/endpost

Author: Too oldfag to bother with comments
instant fail
/endpost

Behind the Nihon Review: Too serious business in the Interwebs.
instant fail
/endpost

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A day when idiots become popular in Finland. And they are supposed to be a top education system

Novajinx: Hates Hideyoshi. Traps are divine!
instant fail
/endpost

Anime|Otaku: Talks about stuff like coaxiality, relativity ….Yawn.
instant fail
/endpost

Panther: Trolls and expects to get objective comments back. I didn’t know it works that way
instant fail
/endpost

BigN: Partial and nice to everyone. That’s supposed to be MY PERSONALITY. Copycat
instant fail
/endpost

Calamitous Intent: There’s no girls in the Internet! A group of them? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
instant fail
/endpost

Rest of you: I don’t care or I deem you being unable to take a joke.
Instant fail
/endpost

Got it? No. I get it. I have told you why all anime bloggers are instant fail, but have not told you why we are the only ones that are instant win. I thought that much is obvious but since you need me to spell it out, I am nice enough to go down to your level.

ghostlightning: is an oldfag that thinks he’s cool with girls, when he’s not.
instant win
/endpost

Crusader: Talks about mecha with enthusiasm. Rides on e-penor
instant win
/endpost

Mystlord: Too darn young. Makes me feel like an oldfag.
instant win (for him)
/endpost

Shokkeru/Calawain/RV: Lazy bums, but people still remember them
instant win
/endpost

Hana: Is stealing my job in THAT as the shoujo fan. RAWR!
instant win (for shoujo fans)
/endpost

Chronolynx: Too serious bsns.
instant win (always in the internet)
/endpost

EO: Closet trap. Tsundere in denial. Too moe to die.
instant win
/endpost

Impz: I’m Impz.
instant win
/endpost

Oh, there’s this vote for us by the way….or something. I am not asking you to vote for us. You will vote for us or I will …bawl and roll on the floor. In front of your friends, lovers and everyone you know. I will tell all of them what a mean mean boy/girl you are.

Vote for THAT.

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74 Comments

  1. Posted June 18, 2010 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    Oh you, impz :3c

    Also, i waited for a whole week for a bunch of… … … … TROLLING EVEN A FIVE YEAR-OLD COULD DO?

    …Are you even trying.

  2. Posted June 18, 2010 at 7:34 am | Permalink

    I wuz cool with girls u know.

    Lakers Win!!! Ron Artest is an NBA Champion!

    • Posted June 18, 2010 at 7:51 am | Permalink

      And then you got married.

      • Impz
        Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:28 am | Permalink

        Ouch, double hit here. Fricking troll hits trollish spot

  3. Posted June 18, 2010 at 7:54 am | Permalink

    EO is a closet trap? PICS NAOOOOO!!!

    • Posted June 18, 2010 at 7:57 am | Permalink

      PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN AND EO IS BIG FAT HAMBEAST WITH A NECKBEARD

    • Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:22 am | Permalink

      It’s not my fault half the people online think I’m a girl! And as for being a tsundere, i-it’s not like I’m blogging because I l-l-like you guys or a-anything!

      • Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:24 am | Permalink

        EO CONFIRMED FOR HAMBEAST

        • Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:28 am | Permalink

          Oh you lovable troll you. I’m of pretty average build, though not being an unkempt hambeast makes it rather hard to fit in at the local miniatures wargaming store sometimes, heh.

      • Posted June 18, 2010 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

        There’s people that really think you’re a girl? Hard for me to imagine what with your mecha-love. :-P

        • Posted June 18, 2010 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

          I know! That’s exactly what I told my teammates on the dashboard. I know I like shoujo and shipping and Hetalia a lot, but seriously. But somehow it has happened *leers at Scamp and Hana*. And of course Impz is all about perpetuating such vile lies in an effort to pimp me to the aniblog community.

          • Posted June 18, 2010 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

            You commented on a Hetalia post. Can you blame me?

          • Posted June 19, 2010 at 9:56 am | Permalink

            Don’t you leer at me young man, I’ve already apologized for my misconception (based on your girlie nick…hoho). But if it makes you happy, I have written confirmation that the boss will stop that sort of talk:

            Hana: i think EO
            Hana: was just p****d off
            Hana: that i and half the net population
            Hana: thought/think he’s a girl…
            Impz: LOL
            Impz: …oh my, he really got p****d?
            Impz: then i should stop teasing him’

            …er, that he’ll consider it at least…hmm…

          • Posted June 19, 2010 at 10:13 am | Permalink

            Lol, it’s all good my blogging comrades, just playing it up a bit since it was so weird. I can’t actually get angry at you guys :P

            …but I don’t expect Impz to be deterred.

          • Impz
            Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:21 am | Permalink

            Huh, deterred on what? I am innocent

            *innocent wink*

            Face it, mate. Face the reality of the dark dark world.

  4. Posted June 18, 2010 at 7:56 am | Permalink

    Ouch.

    • Impz
      Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:30 am | Permalink

      Don’t worry. Only win episodic blogs like THAT don’t know who the hell you are :P

  5. Posted June 18, 2010 at 8:02 am | Permalink

    Writes my name as 5camp instead of Scamp
    instant fail
    /endcomment

    • Impz
      Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:32 am | Permalink

      I’m proud of you, but then 5 is cooler than S. Too bad.
      instant failtroll
      /end comment

      • Posted June 18, 2010 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

        Actually you know what the real instafail is here? That you’re using up valuable campaigning strategies before you face the might of the psgels army.

        • Impz
          Posted June 18, 2010 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

          Not expecting to beat him anyway. It’s all for good fun. :P
          Plus, do you really expect me to have no strategies :P

  6. Posted June 18, 2010 at 8:11 am | Permalink

    i don’t understand how one can “watch” a book, but okay

  7. Posted June 18, 2010 at 8:15 am | Permalink

    You call the /endpost command, but the post keeps going on and on… LIARS!!!

    Also, from your vandalism screencap, I can tell you don’t visit SSAB very often =3.

    • Impz
      Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:52 am | Permalink

      infinite loops ftw.

      By the way, I only did the post two days ago, and made screenshots today. I refuse to admit that I visit your blog everyday just to see Namako.

      Remind me why I hate you again.

  8. raile
    Posted June 18, 2010 at 8:44 am | Permalink

    Oh man, I chuckled all the way as I read the list of “instant fails” and “instant wins” :P

    You have my vote. XD

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:22 am | Permalink

      Glad to hear that ^_^

  9. Matt
    Posted June 18, 2010 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    Great post, glad to see the bloggosphere still has a sense of humour.

  10. Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:00 am | Permalink

    Wonderful post. Thank you for the mention.

  11. Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    Jphinano: Stopped blogging frequently after marriage. Makes me feel like I am neglecting my wife.

    I feel sorry for 13sugars :lol:

    It’s just a coincidence that we stopped blogging frequently after marriage. It just happens that at the time most animes airing began to suck, I got engrossed in MMORPGs again. (And otome games, with 13sugars actually lolol)

    • Impz
      Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:51 am | Permalink

      Oh, if you have any source for otome games, I will be more than glad to steal those sources from you :P

  12. Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    Hot damn, I had no idea it works that way too.
    /instantfail

  13. Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    I object to being called a theif. So RAWR! yourself. BOSS.

    • Impz
      Posted June 18, 2010 at 10:00 am | Permalink

      You are not a thief. A thief means you are sneaky. You are a robber with armed guns of bishoujos playing guitars

      *Cue K-on reference*

      • Posted June 18, 2010 at 10:09 am | Permalink

        I’d rather have armed bishounens. Wearing bakerboy hats. And they’d better be able to sing as well as play.

        Of course I’d never let them out.

        Muhaha.

  14. Posted June 18, 2010 at 9:52 am | Permalink

    i voted for you before I read this entry. Now I know my vote is justified.

    • Impz
      Posted June 18, 2010 at 10:05 am | Permalink

      Obviously. We are so good you voted without even looking at our blog.

  15. Posted June 18, 2010 at 10:47 am | Permalink

    It’s a pity THAT isn’t up against Shinn this round because I would absolutely love to see Impz as his personal boy meido.

    As such I have no choice but to vote for THAT since I am still gay for Impz. /hoohah

  16. Posted June 18, 2010 at 11:12 am | Permalink

    S-s-s-stupid Aniblog Tourney. It’s not like I r-r-r-regret not being involved or anything. I h-h-h-hate this community anyway and want to q-q-q-quit blogging. You all s-s-s-suck.

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:27 am | Permalink

      I know I won the Internet when batezi bothers to even comment on my winnable but still humble blog.

  17. Posted June 18, 2010 at 11:20 am | Permalink

    HOW DARE YOU DESECRATE MY B GATA H KEI PICTURE.

    Just kidding. I <3 you Impz, with all your trap love, and especially with your green loli love.

    Listless ink: Too sweet and nice. Will get diabetes. Also, read mefloraine
    instant fail

    It’s kind of uncanny how you can predict stuff like that.

    Mystlord: Too darn young. Makes me feel like an oldfag.
    instant win (for him)

    True dat. *High fives*

    (You really have no idea how much I love this post.)

    /fanboymode

  18. Posted June 18, 2010 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    Well, at least it’s funnier than RIUVA.

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:26 am | Permalink

      Good. Endorsement from The Baka raptor is all good.

  19. Posted June 18, 2010 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    B-b-but I love bishoujos! That’s instant deliciouswin.

  20. Posted June 18, 2010 at 5:14 pm | Permalink

    Nice to see people can take a few jokes ;D great post you have my vote!

  21. Posted June 18, 2010 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

    You guys have my support. THAT all the way!!!!! :)

  22. Posted June 18, 2010 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    I am so tempted to just write “LOL” and walk away.

    Hate you too! ;D

  23. Posted June 18, 2010 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    This is it? Seriously? This is exactly why I only vote for Baka-Raptor and only Baka-Raptor in each round.

    • Impz
      Posted June 19, 2010 at 6:27 am | Permalink

      :( Of course. We do blog anime, so we can’t write too much meta like Baka~

  24. Posted June 18, 2010 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    I know where you live, in a basement in the middle of nowhere!

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:26 am | Permalink

      Actually, I live high up above all you mere mortals (I live in a high-rise apartment)

  25. Posted June 18, 2010 at 10:51 pm | Permalink

    That’s what you say at first, but eventually, you have no choice but to seek my help to pay off your family debt. In order to repay me, well, here’s an accurate depiction of what happens:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7ijqF_LIU

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

      I can’t close my eyes fast enough…

  26. k-onbackhoedropouts
    Posted June 19, 2010 at 1:57 am | Permalink

    I vote baka-raptor a while ago… but his dinosaur-ass is going to be kicked by a sea-slug?
    But hey, at least I vote for him(it’s the thought that counts thing…).

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

      Thoughts that count, count for nothing unless it’s for total world domination!!!!!

      Who am I kidding anyway…

  27. Posted June 19, 2010 at 2:30 am | Permalink

    But everyone loves sweets!

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:25 am | Permalink

      I don’t. Sweets are evil and they make your teeth weak.

      Remind me why I hate sweet gals ever.

      • Posted June 20, 2010 at 10:17 am | Permalink

        Heh, it’s kind of ironic because you’re waifu’s name was 13sugars…which implies that she’s sweet…literally…

        • Impz
          Posted June 20, 2010 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

          As I repeat, that is why I HATE sweet things. :P

  28. Posted June 20, 2010 at 2:25 am | Permalink

    I voted for Major Arcana who you don’t care…I suppose that makes me double instant fail T_T

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:25 am | Permalink

      WRong, triple instant fail for even telling me. You are the failest of failest bloggers ever.

  29. Briar
    Posted June 20, 2010 at 5:49 am | Permalink

    As a one-time blogger of THAT, how can I vote otherwise? :) Epic post, Impz. I applaud your laudable trolling skills.

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:24 am | Permalink

      And you should come back to blog shoujo with me and Hana, RAWR. It’s always available when you wish to come back. ^^

      • Briar
        Posted June 20, 2010 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

        Nay, I have no energy for episodic blogging. I’m too lazy. :D But thanks for the offer.

  30. Posted June 20, 2010 at 7:00 am | Permalink

    >And they are supposed to be a top education system

    Only up to upper secondary level. From that point on it becomes one of the worst in the Western world.

    • Impz
      Posted June 20, 2010 at 9:23 am | Permalink

      Aye, very much so. I mean there’s you, and you are supposed to be quite good.

      • Posted June 20, 2010 at 10:02 am | Permalink

        I’m just a factory line worker whose job is printing beer packs. I nearly failed BS at one of the easiest unis in the country. Nuff said.

  31. Posted June 20, 2010 at 11:57 am | Permalink

    Impz doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I made it vogue. :v

  32. Posted June 22, 2010 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Sheesh Impz, like you even need a post like this to grind my face into the floor xPPP ouch for being your competition and still not even mentioned xD
    That being said, this was funny though (> ^_^)>

  33. Posted June 26, 2010 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    >>digiboy: Stopped reading after the 2nd paragraph
    instant fail
    /endpost<<

    I've passed by this post like 3 times, never getting through the first paragraph, until I noticed trackback hits coming from this post. Very clever. And I still haven't finished the post!

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