ALL IS FORGIVEN YUKITERU YOU SEXY SHOTA YOU
So I was going to exclude these two screencaps, but it was really too good to pass up the power of troll logic.
>That Gasai Yuno is a fake-
>Yuno is Yuno.
>UR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
All these intellectual punks (like Akise and Yagami Light) always think that the world is logical and predictable and follows their silly little notions of rationality. And every now and then, someone needs to teach them how the world really works.
Methinks Eleventh hasn’t thought his plan through.
I’ll come back to this later, but let me say for now that while Minene has the best facial expressions, Eleventh has the best creepy-deviant-old-man faces.
Who would’ve thought that the Nishijima/Minene subplot would become such a big thing?
I’m not too sure how a young detective like Nishijima has already scraped enough cash together to afford a diamond ring, but I think he deserves far more praise for being crazy prepared.
After all, you never know when you might once again meet with that hot homocidal one-eyed terrorist with god ambitions. Always good to have a diamond ring on hand for any spontaneous marriage proposals.
Oh, Minene you dysfunctional babe, you.
There are so many things wrong and yet so right with her delusions. I’ll draw the line at the baby stripper jumping out of the cake, but I’m totally getting my future wife to slice the cake with a katana.
Well, when you put it like that…
“A relationship that turns scandalous behaviour into honoured behaviour through the application of ritual and mutual monopoly. “
Marriage: Better than it sounds.
Oh God, don’t your heartstrings feel like they’re on the verge of splitting from all that kawaii tension?
Don’t you think you need a little something to calm yourself down? Perhaps some counter-fanservice?
Why thank you Asread, I was just thinking to myself, “I really do need to see a hideously-proportioned middle-aged woman in her underwear.”
That’s what the world needs, doesn’t it? More hideously-proportioned middle-aged woman in her underwear exposure. Bless you Asread.
Back to the NishiNene comedy hour.
I’m copyrighting that, by the way. NishiNene. I’d like to think I’m the first to think of it and not want to risk disillusioning myself with a Google Search or two.
Also I like how Minene doesn’t actually reject the idea of Nishijima wanting her for her body. As expected from Mirai Nikki’s leading tsundere (￣∀￣)
See that dude in the back? He’s shitgrinning because he’s got his paws all over Minene’s delicious ass.
And you wonder why Nishijima opts to take them down with liberal application of excessive force.
For a moment there I thought we’d be getting yet another rape sequence.
Also, who would insist on baking perfect baguettes in a war zone?
Silly question, I know. Obviously, the French. ‘Baguette’, duh.
Inb4 radical reinterpretation of “running away” that allows Minene to shove an armed grenade up Eleventh’s arrogant ass.
Are we quite certain that this is Japan? The Japan I know would have mobs of officers piledriving any unfortunate young man who would look in the general direction of a human with the XX chromosome.
Everyone knows that “No” means “Yes” and “It hurts” means “Why aren’t you using more strength?”
Oh wait, I must have confused Mirai Nikki with a random hentai.
1. Unconsensual invasion of personal space that turns consensual
2. Happy ending
Nope, no confusion there.
Eleventh must have really wanted to know what that kid was having for dinner.
So what was Eleventh’s plan, really? Off the top of my head, he mentioned Macedonia and Rome and Germany as examples of superior civilizations that he wanted to replicate… which is great, if they hadn’t all failed eventually.
(I assume he wanted to replicate Nazi Germany, because while modern Germany is pretty cool and all, I don’t see them conquering the world with The Beloved Leader Angela Merkel at the helm, bringing sauerkraut to the masses.)
So he ends up with a city filled with Diary-Holders. And not all Diaries will be equally useful. This turned into Guilty Crown really quick. Oh and he gets to read all their entries. Because there’s nothing more exciting about reading enthralling literature like “I found a 100-yen coin in the vending machine today, I’m so brilliant!” over and over again.
Assuming that somehow society doesn’t collapse due to people murdering others for their Diaries, or just a general mistrust or a breakdown in systems that actually require confidentiality (constant escalation between teachers and students over examination questions is worth at least 15 seconds of thought) – Eleventh can’t rule forever because
1) He’s only human, albeit a creepy-perverted-old-man who gets off on voyeurism
2) Deus is going to die really soon and the world will collapse
He’s going to have to win the game if he wants to maintain his dreams of empire-building, or at least to not let all his work go to waste.
So why doesn’t he just win the game in the first place, then create his future-predicting civilisation? Wouldn’t it be a lot easier with god powers rather than trying to hook up a competitor’s Diary to a bunch of finicky supercomputers?
Oh yes, plot filler. We still have 6 episodes to go, after all.
I guess my Murmur-is-actually-the-true-power-behind-the-phone theory doesn’t fly any more.
I hope you got that pun, by the way. Phone? Throne? Aha, ha ha. Haaah （ ´_ゝ`）
Anyway, I can’t see Murmur wanting Eleventh to win. It can’t be a matter of personal gain – I think the only contestant who would be nice to Murmur would be Minene or maybe Eighth.
Maybe she wants Eleventh to establish the empire and then have one of the remaining contestants to rule it?
… if you had all that power, why don’t you just erase Murmur from existence?
Probably because Murmur is the embodiment of troll powerz and trolling endureth forever.
Dat Minene expression <3
Yes, these are the reinforcements whom Akise sent to you. A class-S egoistic moron, an average girl, and the average girl’s lesbian stalker.
Hey I’ve beaten JRPGS with party members like these.
This being Mirai Nikki, I expected the squirrels to die in a grotesque manner at some point.
Or maybe not. Brutalize all the lolis you want, but apparently anime standards aren’t down with the mutilation of cute woodland animals. Although I may be wrong.
(Feel free to contradict me, but hold back on the photographic evidence kudasai.)
HE STILL ONLY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BODY
Oh, a parley? How terribly quaint!
I am seriously considering the possibility that Deus just impregnated Minene with a primitive form that his life essence will transfer into once his current body falls apart.
I also can’t believe that that was the conclusion that I arrived at that I was most comfortable with.
“Hey dude, what anime you watching now?”
“This series where like a dying god of time and space impregnates a woman when they’re having a mental chat.”
I don’t know about you, but that sounds like getting a lawyer to draw up the rules for some competition and then letting him take part, granting him executive powers and letting him abuse the loopholes as he sees fit.
Of course, even the best lawyers have been upset by complete morons.
I mean, which MacDonald lawyer could have possibly foreseen that they’d be sued by a woman spilling Mickey D coffee on herself?
Or maybe not. Smart than he looks, the wily arse.
Creepier than he looks, too.
… didn’t we somewhat non-verbally agree that the loss of an eye was mutilation enough?
Minene’s actually the secret heroine for Katawa Shoujo. Word.
Honestly though, that was a really dumb move. Wrestle her to the floor, sure, but attempting to block bullets with your body?
1. Emotionally shuttered girl meets boy
2. Emotionally shuttered girl opens her heart
3. Boy dies
5. That’s Mirai Nikki baby!
Who is this suave badass with the automatic weapon?
Oh, my boy Yukiteru. He’s finally grown up.
-wipes away tears-
Yuno’s hard work and devotion have finally paid off. Now the two of them can go loco together.
Nothing like semi-automatic weapons and terrorism for the perfect lover’s rendezvous.
Yukiteru’s using civilians now? He’s gonna take us on a wild ride.