Dat Otonashi Io.
I didn’t think I’d see the day a male character from a non-Yaoi series could mess with my feels so, but Io comes real close, the charming bastard.
This screencap is just begging to be used in a caption contest.
“It’s so big!”
“It’s so small!”
“There’s… there’s nothing there!”
Shee-it, iz dat sum Yagami Light action?
Mayoi has the larger bust, but this is just more proof that bust size isn’t everything.
In fact, I don’t even know why she’s in this scene at all. All she does is detract from Tsumiki’s screen appearance.
FULLSCREEN MEIDO TSUMIKI OR GTFO
Holy focking shit, Io.
I can’t believe that Io’s a middle-schooler (at least they all seem to be of middle-school age). Most middle-schoolers are only beginning to grasp the concept of multisyllabic speech, and here Io is casually spouting lines of the highest calibre of shameless flattery.
I can’t be the only who thinks that Mortal Kombat ought to have Nosebleed Fatalities.
Mileena exposing her gaping maw, then blushing and whispering, “Please be gentle, it’s my first time…”
Attack their weak spots for massive damage!
I imagine that the onscreen blood volume of Acchi Kocchi is going to completely outperform that of the Kill Bill series sooner or later. It is inevitable.
I don’t know if this was in the original manga, but someone must really love Street Fighter.
SUPERIOR RUSSIAN WRESTLING TECHNIQUES
Were we honestly expecting any other answer?
Tsumiki’s and Hime’s bone marrow must be working overtime to replenish all that blood they must be exhaling on a daily basis.
… good thing I used the word “exhale” and not some mere synonym for “spurt”, yes?
Yeah Mayoi, there are just as many applications for chocolate as there are for ribbons.
This shit ain’t right, yo. This kind of thing ought to be classified as a weapon of mass destruction and be subjected to severe scrutiny by a UN inspectors. I’m volunteering to join the team, of course.
Also I would have made a stitch if the focking scale didn’t keep changing during the camera pan. CURSE YOU AIC WHY DO YOU DEPRIVE ME OF MY TSUMIKI FULL-BODY FANSERVICE
For all her faults, Mayoi can always be counted on to deliver Tsumiki fanservice.
You a’ight, Mayoi. RIGHTEOUS BROFIST
Io’s practically the goddamn Batman.
We all know how Tsumiki’s physical abilities are comparable to that of Captain America’s (well if not this episode then it’s quite obvious in the next), and she may be tense and all, but she’s still on the lookout for Io.
And Io can still surprise her from behind. And the best part is that there’s no reason whatsoever to approach from that direction. That’s the exterior of the train station, and there’s a freakin’ tree and shrubbery in the way!
That first-name basis and associated social connotations get you every time.
I think my heart’s starting to develop palpitations in rhythm with each one of Tsumiki’s stutters. Acchi Kocchi needs more Surgeon General’s Warnings than most illicit substances.
Oblivious Io is indeed oblivious.
I bet Tsumiki needed a full Super Combo Gauge just to pull this off.
… I think I’ve made enough references to fighting games for one post.
A raging demon happened. A raging demon of love.
I mean, the courting is sweet and all, but I can’t wait for to develop diabetes from the unadulterated sweetness of Tsumiki and Io in a relationship.
… and then we find out that Acchi Kocchi is actually Psychological/Horror, when the two of them break up and break down, with Io wastes away as an addict and Tsumiki finds herself on the stereotypical break-the-cute-girl’s-mind tragic ending.
-tries to whistle but can’t actually whistle-
Gawd dammit Io stop saying these suggestive lines where the hell do you even get these lines from.
Mayoi is a focking genius.
LET LOVE BE THE WIND THAT LIFTS YOUR WINGS
BE FREE LITTLE DUCKLING
I am still trying to figure out why Tsumiki didn’t just start sucking on Io’s finger.
Broadcasting restrictions, probably, but the alternative hypothesis is that all the blood in her head from the blushing could have temporarily froze all motor functions.
DAT FOCKING IO
Shit, Io needs a UN inspection of his own. And I’m sorely tempted to volunteer for this duty, too.
How are you still alive, Tsumiki. Look at what Io does to your body. Look at what he makes you give.