Acchi Kocchi 02: “You’re to be feared, Io-san.”

Dat Otonashi Io.

I didn’t think I’d see the day a male character from a non-Yaoi series could mess with my feels so, but Io comes real close, the charming bastard.

This screencap is just begging to be used in a caption contest.

“It’s so big!”
“It’s so small!”
“There’s… there’s nothing there!”

Shee-it, iz dat sum Yagami Light action?

oh god

oh god

Mayoi has the larger bust, but this is just more proof that bust size isn’t everything.

In fact, I don’t even know why she’s in this scene at all. All she does is detract from Tsumiki’s screen appearance.


Holy focking shit, Io.

I can’t believe that Io’s a middle-schooler (at least they all seem to be of middle-school age). Most middle-schoolers are only beginning to grasp the concept of multisyllabic speech, and here Io is casually spouting lines of the highest calibre of shameless flattery.

I can’t be the only who thinks that Mortal Kombat ought to have Nosebleed Fatalities.

Mileena exposing her gaping maw, then blushing and whispering, “Please be gentle, it’s my first time…”


Attack their weak spots for massive damage!

I imagine that the onscreen blood volume of Acchi Kocchi is going to completely outperform that of the Kill Bill series sooner or later. It is inevitable.

I don’t know if this was in the original manga, but someone must really love Street Fighter.


Were we honestly expecting any other answer?

Tsumiki’s and Hime’s bone marrow must be working overtime to replenish all that blood they must be exhaling on a daily basis.

… good thing I used the word “exhale” and not some mere synonym for “spurt”, yes?

Yeah Mayoi, there are just as many applications for chocolate as there are for ribbons.

Gawd dayum.

This shit ain’t right, yo. This kind of thing ought to be classified as a weapon of mass destruction and be subjected to severe scrutiny by a UN inspectors. I’m volunteering to join the team, of course.

Also I would have made a stitch if the focking scale didn’t keep changing during the camera pan. CURSE YOU AIC WHY DO YOU DEPRIVE ME OF MY TSUMIKI FULL-BODY FANSERVICE

For all her faults, Mayoi can always be counted on to deliver Tsumiki fanservice.

You a’ight, Mayoi. RIGHTEOUS BROFIST

Io’s practically the goddamn Batman.

We all know how Tsumiki’s physical abilities are comparable to that of Captain America’s (well if not this episode then it’s quite obvious in the next), and she may be tense and all, but she’s still on the lookout for Io.

And Io can still surprise her from behind. And the best part is that there’s no reason whatsoever to approach from that direction. That’s the exterior of the train station, and there’s a freakin’ tree and shrubbery in the way!

That first-name basis and associated social connotations get you every time.

I think my heart’s starting to develop palpitations in rhythm with each one of Tsumiki’s stutters. Acchi Kocchi needs more Surgeon General’s Warnings than most illicit substances.

Oblivious Io is indeed oblivious.

I bet Tsumiki needed a full Super Combo Gauge just to pull this off.

… I think I’ve made enough references to fighting games for one post.

A raging demon happened. A raging demon of love.


I mean, the courting is sweet and all, but I can’t wait for to develop diabetes from the unadulterated sweetness of Tsumiki and Io in a relationship.

… and then we find out that Acchi Kocchi is actually Psychological/Horror, when the two of them break up and break down, with Io wastes away as an addict and Tsumiki finds herself on the stereotypical break-the-cute-girl’s-mind tragic ending.

-tries to whistle but can’t actually whistle-

Gawd dammit Io stop saying these suggestive lines where the hell do you even get these lines from.

Mayoi is a focking genius.



I am still trying to figure out why Tsumiki didn’t just start sucking on Io’s finger.

Broadcasting restrictions, probably, but the alternative hypothesis is that all the blood in her head from the blushing could have temporarily froze all motor functions.


Shit, Io needs a UN inspection of his own. And I’m sorely tempted to volunteer for this duty, too.

How are you still alive, Tsumiki. Look at what Io does to your body. Look at what he makes you give.

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  1. razzler
    Posted April 22, 2012 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    What I really want to know is, does Io’s lines work in real life?hehehe

    • Posted April 22, 2012 at 6:12 am | Permalink

      Well… I’ve used similar lines to great effect on my ex-girlfriend.


      • skylion
        Posted April 22, 2012 at 7:39 am | Permalink

        It’s all about the timing, Johnny.


  2. skylion
    Posted April 22, 2012 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    I know how you feel about the UST this show gives off. Io can get to the best of men. I’m willing to experiment with an Io x Tsumiki x Me Sandwich. With different bread texture and meats, of course. Aaaaaand we don’t want to forget adding a layer of Mayo(i).

    Looks like they don’t even approach that sort of bold maneuver next episode.

    • Posted April 22, 2012 at 8:04 am | Permalink

      Christ, if it comes down to it, I’d probably want Io to myself. It’s not that I don’t want Tsumiki, but she’s far better paired with Io, I think. My personal Io x Tsumiki x Me scenario is probably going to end up with Tsumiki and Io cuddling together and me sobbing in the corner D;

  3. SQA
    Posted April 22, 2012 at 8:28 am | Permalink

    Io is charming Johnny. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?!?!?

    And, seriously, these characters are to be feared. Fear, I tell you!

    And Tsumiki is so f’ing cute, haha.

    • Posted April 22, 2012 at 9:21 am | Permalink

      Well I don’t feel much fear for Hime at the moment though. More along the lines of pity, the poor sidelined thing.

      Oh, Tsumiki. I’d want a girlfriend like her, but I don’t think I’d deserve her. She deserves that manhunk Io.

  4. Tzu
    Posted April 22, 2012 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    At first I was wondering how much they will be able to go on with Io been oblivious, but it seems to be playing out nicely. He does have his preferences for Tsumiki, like drying her hair out of nowhere, and even thou he talks like a classy-playboy it doesn’t feel like he will just go an touch every girl in the lips. Getting a little more deep here, I think that when we have a “frail” but happy relationship we all play oblivious, perhaps oblivious is the “benefit-of-doubt” in relationships; that moment in which a special person seems to be doing nice things for you and even thou you do feel lucky you don’t actually believe he/she likes you out of fear of been hurt.

    • Posted April 22, 2012 at 9:26 am | Permalink

      Well, it’s probably too small a statistical sampling, but I did feel the same way with my ex-girlfriend, and I told her as such before asking her if she wanted to take it beyond friendship.

      As it is though, perhaps I should have remained oblivious. Partly why Acchi Kocchi is influencing me so strongly – a dual strike of melancholy and moe.

      • Tzu
        Posted April 22, 2012 at 10:18 am | Permalink

        I wasn’t sure about the policy either, please feel free to edit it if needed. Just saying :)

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