Acchi Kocchi 03: “Ah… ahh… ahhhn~”

You know something is 100% real kawaii no desu desu moe when a easily misinterpreted line like that bypasses the crown jewels and goes straight to the heart.

Let’s just say I didn’t expect the already mad epic snowball fight to end on an even more mad epic note.

BY THE POWER OF CHI

Miniwa Tsumiki scoffs at your puny advanced automated snowball-propulsion technology.

God the sound Tsumiki makes as she’s climbing through the hole.

It’s like hearing Cthulhu’s voice and going mad from what humans aren’t meant to hear, but in a OH GOD RAINBOWS way.

Die well brave warrior.

One does not simply prevail in battle against Miniwa Tsumiki unless you’re Otonashi Io.

I think Acchi Kocchi might have been better if episodes were only 10 minutes, because the whole side A/side B thing feels really disjointed sometimes. I could review each episode using 2 posts each, but I’m lazy and all.

Anyway this time, side B was more high tension than side A, so it’s all good.

We all knew what was coming after this blatant setup.

TSUMIKIIIIII

oh god she said it my feels are all over the place

-flailsflailsflails-

what the FOCK

Dammit Mayoi, of all the times, of all the things to do, you just had to ruin the moment. Gosh fudging darnit.

God Io I’d marry you just for your cooking. And your awesome ninja skills. And the way you drop these lines like Nyarlko drops shameless fanservice.

“Even if you know it’s coming, it’s hard to brace yourself for that.”

TRUTH

Stupid sexy suave sensual Io. I’ve never had a nosebleed in my life, but if I ever met a 3D Otonashi Io, it just could happen.

No Io, don’t do it, don’t do it, my body hasn’t recovered yet, oh shi-

HRKK

SHE’S JUST TOO GODDAMN ADORABUBBLE

Io, you sadist, why’d you have to toy with a girl’s feelings like that?

-realizes that he’d happily switch places with either Io or Tsumiki-

-bites knuckles-

I wish I had a 3D Io to bite, but that’ll scare the neighbours at the very least.

So I realize that my Acchi Kocchi posts are getting shorter and shorter. It was kind of expected. I can’t really be weaving realms of exposition if there’s nothing to speculate on, and it’s hard to think of things to say when my mind is in a permanent state of mush every time I watch an episode.

Short of describing my fantasies of Io and Tsumiki in detail to every single drop of sweat, I don’t think I can do much more to increase the wordcount – although it may be that I’m still spent from writing that Spring 2012 Sasagaki.

Bottom line is to just go watch the episode, and turn catatonic as I do every week.

And no I’m not writing out my fantasies, because I have DIGNITY

>tsumiki the things you do to me
>(*´Д`)ハァハァ

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13 Comments

  1. razzler
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 5:53 am | Permalink

    awww…you forgot about the living omelette of Mayoi. *must make gif of that thing*

  2. Bob from Accounting
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 9:21 am | Permalink

    I totally agree that given the option between Tsumiki and Io, I’d be torn.

    Anyway, I don’t mind the disjointed split episodes. In fact, I liked the way it worked out this time with Side A being Acchi Kocchi at its most hilariously silly and Side B being Acchi Kocchi continuing its extremely successful campaign AGAINST YOUR FRAGILE HEART.

    • Posted April 25, 2012 at 10:00 am | Permalink

      It is a rare thing to find in the same anime both a girl and a guy who makes you lose hope in real girls and guys. I’m terrified at the prospect of meeting a real life Otonashi Io. I don’t know if I’d be able to restrain myself.

      >campaign

      I was reminded of the Arbiter’s line in Halo 2, “I will continue my campaign against the humans”, except that my diseased mind saw fit to modify the memory by filling his arms with Tsumiki and Io plushies. I don’t know what I’m thinking any more =____=

  3. SQA
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 10:49 am | Permalink

    Acchi Kocchi is awesome.

    What it’s doing to Johnny might not be so awesome. We might need an intervention before series end. :)

    • Bob from Accounting
      Posted April 25, 2012 at 11:01 am | Permalink

      There’s nothing wrong with him. This is a perfectly natural reaction.

    • Posted April 25, 2012 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

      DEEPER DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE I GO

  4. SQA
    Posted April 27, 2012 at 8:42 pm | Permalink

    Has Johnny recovered enough from ep 4 to make a post about it? :)

    • Posted April 28, 2012 at 2:23 am | Permalink

      -still chugging shots of soy sauce mixed with pureed bittergourd to get the candy out of his mouth-

      • SQA
        Posted April 28, 2012 at 8:05 am | Permalink

        Haha. Well, good luck! :)

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