Haiyore! Nyaruko-san – 05: Claim Jumping

LOL Kuko is playing cupid.

This may be simply another monster of the week but the Yuri is strong in this series and Kuko is now joined by another to further the cause. Kuko is really starting to become my favorite she is not only strong in the yuri but she also has a gift for shipping. I had suspected that Hasuta-kun wanted to take part in the Mahiro sweepstakes, but bless Kuko for forcing the issue and setting the Flags.

I have no idea what Ruuhii is up to but I hope that it involves this and that as well as a night of Ruuhii and Yoriko that goes on forever and ever. Husband or no, the Gods have spoken and thus I will ship it. Mr. Yasaka should be honored for his lovely wife has attracted the attentions of those who are infinitely his greater. If nothing else I like Ruuhii’s choice of car I guess we now know what became of the Delorean after it went off the rails. Ruuhii’s powers of restoration sure are something even if she just could not resist repainting the vehicle a new glorious green. I eagerly look forward to see what fathomless plot Ruuhii is making up. Right now she has done nothing wrong and while Nyaruko is an agent of justice, it seems that Nyaruko is abusing her powers for personal gains for Mahiro.

I am unsure what sweet nothings that Ruuhii whispered into the ears of Yoriko and Kuko but it must have been compelling and deep. Kuko seems to have once again gotten into a lovers quarrel with Nyaruko but it is un fortunate that Nyaruko can’t even so much as admit that Kuko has been there and dere for her. I cannot fault Kuko for moving things along and who knows maybe having Hasuta-kun’s flag set will compel Mahiro into making a decision.

Hasuta-kun’s cult must certainly be swelling with new believers. Hasuta has stolen the coveted first kissu and has challenged the rights of the first girl. Mahiro might think that it did not count but stat sheets say otherwise. If he thinks that he has delayed Hasuta-kun with the 25 million year cycle, he is going to be sorely disappointed for time and gender are of no concern to the Gods. Nyaruko may have the map weapons but I guess that Hasuta-kun will be the only one avoiding the forks. I am not saying that Mahiro is now broken but I find it curious that Mahiro is going out of his way to be nice to Hasuta-kun while his rejection of Nyaruko’s advances are much more firm and violent…

This show is still going strong and if you did not laugh at the Nephren-car well maybe it is time to turn in your nerd card, and forfeit what ever san-points you have assuming you still have any at this point.

I take it that Kuko is also the goddess of wisdom.

If only Nyaruko were apt to listen.

Wait I thought those cats ate old people only...


Prepare to lose you sanity points.


Nyaruko is defining her ownership rights.

If only the first girl did not have a ridiculous advantage.

I see she has her eye on the real prize...

Yes my yuri ship for Yoriko is going along nicely.

Of that I have no doubt.

Oh just this and that...and a night of Yoriko and Ruuhii that goes on forever and ever.

Ruuhii has loved you for the last 12,000 years.

I guess she prefers the foreplay.

Let's see who is more one with the Yuri...

I wonder what sweet nothings she whispered into Kuko's ears.

Unintentional carry.

So where is Marty McFly?

Yes she did, in fact she tries hard everyday.

Life is worth living even if sanity is not worth keeping.

Time for a SUPER?


LOL so that's what happened to that old Pharoh...

Speaking of entrance music I think we can all use upgrades for every one.

Uh oh...

As did we all.

Well admittedly getting mad about it will not help.


Oh "take responsibility" time.

Thus did the cult of Hasuta-kun swell to over a million.

He's so trappy...

Say it five more time and it might come true.


Wait did his sanity points just regenerate?

This is true.

As you can see the Gods favor the quick confession.

Gender has no meaning for the divine.

Heard what? Hydra-chan's love songs?

Dang not a 12,000 year cycle?

If you can't do at least 8,000 you have no business dealing with love.

Keep in mind that time is also meaningless to the Gods.

I take it that Pinky Swears hold special meaning for the Gods.

Remember this one is binding hence why Kuko did not take Nyaruko home last time...



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  1. Posted May 14, 2012 at 4:23 am | Permalink

    Come on, KUUKO!
    Fight and win Nyaruko!

    • Crusader
      Posted May 14, 2012 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

      Kuko has a glorious struggle ahead of her.

  2. Posted May 14, 2012 at 8:56 am | Permalink

    Hate to admit it, but never did Cthulhu look so fine when wearing a nun outfit. Hopefully we’ll see her in her casual garb soon.

    • Crusader
      Posted May 14, 2012 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

      It was acceptably modest even if her glory was not on full display. Perhaps she was simply doing odd jobs for the Church of Violence.

  3. maribell45
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    Hasuta-kun and Mahiro… I’m actually okay with this. Either way, this shipping party’s getting crazy!

    • Crusader
      Posted May 14, 2012 at 6:32 pm | Permalink

      Kuko appreciates the support of all her cultists.

  4. eternia
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    Look, look. A new pair was born.
    Who said that I was short on synapses.

    • Crusader
      Posted May 14, 2012 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

      I take it you have been hugging Mahiro.

      • eternia
        Posted May 15, 2012 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

        I will take Hastur-kun home instead.
        Oh yeah, why is that woman wear nun outfit when she actually works for game company?

  5. Nosaj
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 8:23 am | Permalink

    I am definitely losing my sanity points, I laugh so hard when I watch this show I cry! Mahiro: Why didn’t we use this car the first time?! Nyarlko: Duh, we can’t be that mobile from the very beginning! I love that the fork thing came from his mom, and there are so many references in this show I’m sure I’m not even catching a forth of them. It is epic. My only complaint is that Kuko is so hot and so yuri at the same time.

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