Haiyore! Nyaruko-san 6-8: The Wars of Videogame Succesion

THE ULTIMATE SECRET TECHNIQUE.

So I was laid low by an overly long slumber due to heinous finals, Fanime obligations, and a terrible sickness but the war goes on and while the conflict will claim many san points there is a new radiant light to guide the followers of the True Gods, Luhy the patron Goddess of consoles has come to bestow her blessings on us all and lend new strength to Kuko.

It was a rocky start but Luhy’s dreaming was well ahead of her time as the imperfect world in which she lives in was not ready for the Xoth and while her dreams did not immediately bear fruit vindication would come when Steam launched. Japan proper might be chained to archaic retail but for the PC Gaming Great Race of Yith we are not bound by retail hikes and extoll our weekend deals. I am most relieved that Luhy has found a new and better life after her dreams were curtailed by a short sighted CEO. Perhaps one day Luhy can get a job at Valve where her talents will be recognized and appreciated.

I was saddened to find out that Yoriko was not the Slayer of Kings but rather a reaper of middling masses. At least that is what she has stated publicly, I hope however that she was merely being modest as there must be a good reason that Kuko and Nyaruko kowtow to her wishes. It was unfortunate that Mahiro jumped to conclusions but perhaps this incident will teach him a thing or two about patience.

Speaking of patience I have to hand it to Hastur for casting it aside and joining the class as yet another relative of the Yasaka clan. Kuko maybe a former NEET but her plans have come together perfectly as Hastur seems to be in a superior position to frustrate Nyaruko. Kuko’s knowledge of flag setting has left me overawed and I do. Not doubt that Nyaruko’s quest to claim Mahiro will be a most trying one.

I honestly had no idea that Nyaruko was able to play a cute side to tug on Mahiro’s heart strings. Still she is very much a malign deity as shown by her terrifying plan of using her lovechild as a means to compel Yoriko to accepting her. Al’s her methods of isolation were superb even if in the end no babies were made.

I just loved the scheming that took place once Mahiro activated the Wonderswan. So many references so many laughs. Clearly this show aims to bring happiness and jovial laughter to the most dedicated of nerds while exposing the apostates who know nothing of Bridget and Gunpei… It may be Nyaruko’s show but Kuko is indeed the Queen. I for one bow before Kuko’s genre savviness and will pray to her for more Yuri goodness.

SIEG LUHY!

They come in paralyzing?

One day those fools will understand.

At least we have Steam.

May the fumes of the Xoth's passing give CEO a cancerous tumor!

Luhy just needs a Neue Ziel...

Thus did the school suffer another invasion.

Well played Kuko, well played.

She'd make an excellent Grandmother.

They always do...

I see now whey so many fear her...

I still wonder if they can make babies...

LOL...

YES and HOW!

Hurr... howa about ruined for marriage?

Wait did Mahiro just get gender bent?

Yeah...

Where is your Maria-sama now?

Why hello there Hiromi...what underhanded machinations do you have this time?

Damn NPCs...I forget which questions have we already asked?

LOL Hasuta going for love that crosses not only the universe but dimensions...

Confession time how may of you picked Hasuta?

You set off his flag...and you did not directly discourage him...

Yes my Queen!

I look forward to your superior version of that most arduous arc.

Well its your country's primary genre...would you prefer mini-games instead or a good old fashioned FPS?

Yes because the manuals these days are so lacking...

YES PLEASE CONTINUE KUKO!

I guess it is at least possible in this game.

Kuko is not a mere class-president, she is a QUEEN who rules through DIVINE RIGHT!

Oh yes... thought i wonder how many actually remembered...

If they make this dating sim it will be the first one I ever play.

Now that is an AWESOME franchise.

Tell us how you really feel my Queen.

Kuko is a descendant of the Great Yazan Gable.

I am sure you will design something amazing.

Hehehehehe mwahahahahahaha!

Now THIS is a cavalry battle!

So it's made of soap?

Beware of Hasuta's bearing gifts.

You should have gift wrapped it.

Ah glorious Boston, MA perhaps you can get married on the mound at Fenway or beneath the rafters at TD Garden.

Well it wasn't worth much without the signatures I hope you made a copy...

If only more dating sims and harem animus ended this way...

I hope this going to be better than Gundam SEED...

Already a most excellent move.

I think they are missing a few zeroes from these stats...

If you didn't get this one you should have your nerd license revoked.

Super Asia approves.

FIGHT!

Oh no not this again...

Hehe I was wondering why you were almost a no show.

Is this the game talking?

Was not that the goal of the game?

The Winner.

A most emphatic victory...

If only Kuko had the foresight to burn it down to the ground.

One genre one end...

Fret not Hasuta already claimed your first kissu.

 

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7 Comments

  1. Kherubim
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    Y KUKO SO HOT?

    • Crusader
      Posted June 6, 2012 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

      She’s a goddess.

  2. skylion
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    Yes, I choose Hasta. If only because I’ve chosen the other endings before, and I want some variety. At least that is why my roll to keep SAN is telling me.

    • Crusader
      Posted June 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm | Permalink

      I am surprised you still have san points and that you still want them…

  3. maribell45
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    “Confession time how may of you picked Hasuta?”
    *raises hand* I also would have picked Tamao or Yoichi.

    Episode 8 was my favorite so far. The parodies of Tokimemo, Guilty Gear, and Working!! made my day!

    • Crusader
      Posted June 6, 2012 at 4:51 pm | Permalink

      In great alien game YOICHI CHOOSES YOU!

      May episode 8 be long remembered, truly I have not laughed that hard in some time.

  4. daniel
    Posted May 10, 2013 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    Hey, can any of you guys tell me what was the title of the BGM used that was playing during the ending scene, I mean when they were under a tree?

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