Haiyore Nyaruko-san W – 01: There is No Escape…

Give yourself to Nyaruko…

Hell quarter is over for me but Mahiro is going to be in a very special place for another season. Nyaruko is still set on the plans of conquest and is already declaring her total victory to be inevitable. Still I do wish that they were stuck in some alternate dimension where they are in Bewitched. I confess I was whooping for joy but sadly there was no nose wag, it would have been fun to see Nyaruko’s Mom in such a setup. Sadly it was all a fake video and this time we will have new OP and ED themes. The first one was catchy, but new ones are kind of growing on me like lichen and moss on some abandoned cabin in New England. I am very much intrigued though as it seems that we will not only have a new friend joining Luhi, but we may have minions as well. One can only hope that this is the beginning of some cult…

Given how new girl looks ever so similar to Kuuko, I am hoping for her to be Kuuko’s onee-sama and for her to be as passionate about Luhi as Kuuko is for Nyaruko. Speaking of Kuuko I commend her for claiming the first times of Nyaruko and Mahiro. I suspect that this could be some new ploy for Kuuko as ingratiating herself to Mahiro would allow her to more easily access Nayruko. I hesitate to declare that Kuuko is Bi, as malign deities have for little use for gender (Nyaruko has 1000 forms) and tend to ignore it completely.

I am surprised that Mahiro’s face is considered so desirable for other malign deities. If Tsuruko is any indication then it is doubtful that Mahiro could leave earth unnoticed. He can barely handle three malign deities, what hope does he have if they turn out to be legion? It seems that there is almost no hope of escape for Mahiro, I wonder if he will reciprocate Nyaruko’s affections or if MADNESS will take him first. I have to applaud Nyaruko for her locker gambit. It was utterly brilliant from a strategic and tactical point of view, Mahiro had no escape route of his own and given his lack of powers Nyaruko had all the leverage in the world. Such a public shaming would ruin Mahrio for marriage and he would have been lucky to leave the women’s locker room alive. Given that Nyaruko has peculiar tastes as it is I am sure she was being needlessly coy with the maybe.

I am not sure what to make of Hasuta at this point he seems to have somehow broken himself, thus far Nyaruko hardly considers the Trap in Yellow to be much of a threat. Thankfully for Nyaruko Hasuta isn’t very good at scheming, quite why Hasuta hasn’t tried to change form and re-entered school under a different alias is beyond my limited imagination. Still fun times ahead and I can’t wait for all wings to report in. Also methinks the entire production crew was binge watching Gundam Unicorn (I know I have to do some posts, but I had more pressing IRL matters).

Well Mahiro is right to be wary in any dealings with malign deities, not that his consent is worth much…

Judge her by her size do you? Well you should not… for she has an unspeakable bar and a powerful ally it is.

I wonder which pyramid Nyaruko commissioned…

Kuuko can bend reality to suit her will…your laws of nature are nothing to her.

Good thing Hasuta hasn’t tried changing into his girl form…

I get the feeling that these two will get along famously…

Finally we now have cultists!

Mahiro just ran all night and day…he couldn’t get away…

For some reason I heard a resounding YES when I got to this part…

It surrounds us, binds us…

I am placing my order for some Javelins right now…

Even the teacher is on the verge of MADNESS.

Do not underestimate the power of Kuuko’s love or suffer Nodens’ fate you will…

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, it is useless to resist…

I must say I like how Nyaruko is so fearless and inventive, she’s my kind of scum…

You really don’t want them to hear you scream.

I give you 2013′s winner of the BEST Ruined for Marriage Gambit.

Kuuko just pulled the annexation of Mahiro.

Unlike Zeon, which is EXHAUSTED.

I want that job so bad…

Yes fads and bodies…

It looks like Mahiro is going to have more than 10 minutes of fame…

I guess it was the last copy, but fret not I am sure you can all get it on ebay…

I am sure the scans are on tokyo tosho…

I am looking for Bernie have you seen him?

Dang, Mahiro is going to have to endure a handshake event…

NOW THIS is how you play the GAME.

MANLY TEARS were shed…

Many Bothans died watching MIB 3…

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4 Comments

  1. magnuskn
    Posted April 12, 2013 at 8:20 am | Permalink

    Hey, Crusader, good to see you are back. Are you going to cover one of the three mecha series this season? Valvrave’s first episode looked mighty good to me.

    • Crusader
      Posted April 13, 2013 at 8:41 am | Permalink

      I am going to make the attempt things have settled down a bit but the never ending tide of IRL crap is seemingly endless.

      • magnuskn
        Posted April 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

        RL crap of course has to come first. But at least our prayers have been answered and the long draught seems to be over. At least for this season.

  2. Posted April 16, 2013 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

    Review of episode 2 please. :-D

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