7 Habits of Highly Effective Lolis – Eme-chan in Mamoru shows you the way!

Coming from the same line of prestigous books from Stephen R. Covey, who wrote a bestseller on the “7 Habits of Highly effective people”, the author Impzie clone #1007 has began an ambitious project to repeat that great book using the medium of anime to prove his point about lolis.

However, with the lack of fundings and the fact that he only had one place to look at, he tried to base all his theories on the “7 habits of Highly effective lolis” on Eme-chan in episode 11 as she attempts the most difficult task ever: to tempt the shouta Mamoru. Whether he had done a wise choice on it is up to you, who will be reading this important manuscript to decide.

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First Habit – “A fanbase is important!”

Often, many lolis forget the importance of having a fanbase. A fanbase is extremely important if you want people to know that you are a loli and one that can be fanboyed upon. What is the use of being a loli if no one notices you? Generally, lolis are in all shapes but not sizes (i will never call a tall girl a loli, in any case) but they all have a defining point in which they always have a fanbase. Hence, to be highly effective as a loli, you have to get a fanbase. There are no two ways about it.

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Second habit – “Join a club/activity with the main lead!”

Of course, as a loli, you got to have some association with the main lead so that viewers can associate you with him. Usually, a loli goes two paths. One is the cute and extremely chirpy type. The other one is the mysterious and shy type. As you can tell, Eme-chan is doing very well as the latter type, with her appearance, her voice tone as well as that little shyness in a blush. That is excellent loli material right there, without being annoying.

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Third habit – “Listen to problems!”

This is yet another highly effective habit that many would-be lolis fail to notice. Usually, lolis with that mysterious nature in them tended to be great listeners and are very helpful when required. With that helpfulness and willingness to serve, a loli makes it hard for any normal viewer to hate her. She’s way too nice, and still keeps to that sweet demeanor.

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Fourth habit – “Buy a self-help book on love!”

A loli’s failed attempt to find favor with the main lead is often a moe factor. No viewer likes to see the loli succeding too easily because that will make the loli way too good and great, giving that arrogant feeling that most audience, except the most deviant will like. Hence, it is good that she tries very hard, because we like lolis that try hard but fail, so that we can protect them. That vulnerability is something we like.

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Fifth habit – “Hair breeze!”

It’s all about the hair, baby, it’s all about the hair. At this point of time, the author has no idea why this habit is inside except for the fact that the screenshot looks pretty darn funny. Let’s just accept his logic, will we?

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Sixth habit - “Nice clothes win the day!”

When it comes down to the real thing, clothes do matter a lot. With such a red cottage like sweet dress, it is hard for any man to reject the power of the loli. Cute and lolis often come together in a package and this is an instant kill for most. Hence, this is also considered to be the 2nd most important habit of a loli: to dress for the kill!

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Seventh habit – “Use the body!”

Screenshot is self-explainatory. The body…..is the power of the loli’s strength. It is that small, sweet and yet illegal body that makes you want to protect the loli. However, whatever sexual behavior done by the loli will be misinterpreted as something else. That is also her charm.

With that, we thank Eme-chan for the demonstration and hereby, we present the 7 habits of highly effective lolis!

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8 Comments

  1. akurashy
    Posted December 18, 2006 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    impz, remember the convo we had in irc like 8 hours ago before i went to sleep, I ithink we should restart it again :3!

    ACCEPT IT!

  2. Posted December 18, 2006 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    sigh, have i stepped into the realm of loliconism @_@

    noooooooooooooooooooooo~

    ><

  3. Posted December 18, 2006 at 10:47 am | Permalink

    Don’t worry, you have me. I draw the line at necrophila… for now.

  4. Posted December 18, 2006 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

    Our friends over at AB IRC will definitely be hearing about this Impz.

    You’re officially a lolicon. =p

  5. akurashy
    Posted December 18, 2006 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    Actually, he was already a official lolicon, you just weren’t around :3

    beware of impzie’s lecherous intents!

  6. Posted December 20, 2006 at 4:59 pm | Permalink

    This is Fascinating. Truly. Wonderful how you’ve managed to observe the breed so intently X3

  7. Sheila
    Posted February 4, 2007 at 7:11 am | Permalink

    Mamoru and Eme-chan?!? Is there something going on between them?!? Could anyone tell me where can I find the much more detail of this episode?? please ^^

  8. Posted February 4, 2007 at 8:00 am | Permalink

    hahaha, nothing really went between the two of them. I must admit that Mamoru’s quality has fallen quite a bit and the laughs have disappeared. Up to episode 16, mamoru and ayako are still happily together :)

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