Monkey Punch rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword but also a pair of pistols.
William Shakespeare rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword but can also not be harmed by any man of woman born.
Dan Brown rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword, but is also a direct descendant of Christ.
Akira Toriyama rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword but reaches power levels never seen before.
Hayao Mizayaki rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword but is a plucky girl who triumphs over large monsters and there are incessant motifs involving flying.
CLAMP rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword but is gay for his teacher, while every other character is gay for Musashi. Musashi and Kojiro later realise that they were gay for Kojiro all along. Also, his sword is a girl.
Morikawa Jyoji (better known for Hajime no Ippo) rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword but ponders what it means to be strong while Kojiro makes fun of him for having a huge dick.
Adam Sandler rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword but an enormous arsenal of non-sequiters and “funny” voices.
Monty Python rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword but also cross-dresses and plays 6 characters.
Kubo Tite rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword whose size grows in proportion to his burning passion, but also wears a coat with 10 logos, 2 belts and a fancy hat.
David Brin rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a sword, but ponders courship and sexual intercourse between sentient dolphins and men for a disturbingly long time.
Sigmund Freud rewrites the classic character Miyamoto Musashi; in this version, Musashi not only wields a penis… SWORD, I SAID SWORD!