Fanservice galore!: The diary of Sanae, the prawn star

Diary of Sanae dated December 3rd, 2006.

Welcome to Sumomo momomo’s edition of the Fanservice editorial page. I am so glad that you can come over to my friendly life, where I turn from a normal and innocent class president to a totally insane fighting lady with my clothing leaving nothing to your imagination!

That is what I have to do in the show I am in. I feel almost dirty having to wear that super queer costume. Sigh, how I wish sometimes that I can be more normal, like Koushi. Listen to my story by clicking to know more.

Hi, my name is Sanae and I am currently in one of my favorite cosplay battle gear as the Horse clan p*** star. Today, I have to strip once again in front of the voyeur camera in the toilet, which made me extremely uncomfortable as I hated the costume. It makes me look like a hentai and that also had me fearing that Koushi, the man that I am supposed to protect would discover it. What if he is not a cosplay lover? What if he is just an innocent lamb that has never watched any prawn productions?

He will despise me forever for being a prawn star!

Everyday, I have to do training by binding myself with a mouth piece to run around the dojo for thousands of rounds on my fours. Grandma said it is training and it is sure tough, making me all wet (with sweat). It is really very hard to be a prawn star, especially when I have this hatred of water. What an irony it is for a prawn star to hate water, don’t you think? I do not understand why I have to train so hard all the time just to please my grandmother but it seemed that she is very strict with me in training.

I have no way to deny it, since that is my destiny as the best prawn star in the Horse clan. I have to protect Koushi from all harm!

My grandmother often said this is a way to train my strength in my legs but I do not understand why she is treating me like a horse. I am human, grandmother, not a horse even though my surname has a horse word inside and I am of the horse clan. I do not like old ladies like you smacking my butt so happily. It is so wrong!

And why is that camera continuing to capture this video, grandmother? This is embarrassing.

Often than not, I get seriously annoyed at my grandmother, making me do all that. However, I cannot escape my fate. Fate is cruel and has resigned me to be a prawn star. I really hated it and often pouted, only to be lectured by my noisy grandmother.

I also have to suffer the humilitation of showing my pantsu all the time while supposedly training my kicks as the descendant of the horse clan. My grandma says that strong legs are extremely important to be a prawn star and I have faithfully adhered to it, even though my true love is to read shoujo manga and have a boy like Hikari to take me away from this mess. I do not want to be a prawn star anymore!

Even so, I cannot forsake my duty as the Horse clan descendant. Even if I wanted to escape, I cannot. Even if I acted like I just saw the best prawn star in the business and was shocked at her great dexterity and loud moans, I cannot escape. Even if I see big beefy men that looked more like lumps of meat, I cannot escape.

I have to be a prawn star, as my pride will not allow me to stoop down any lower.

This is my destiny and I have to live through it proudly, as the descendant of the Horse Clan. Bid me luck, diary-san. I might be shocked by the revelation that Koushi hated martial art families and hated hentais, but I will perserve to be the best prawn star ever in the history of this genre!