The true gender of Impz?!

Firstly, Merry Christmas to all you happy folks out there! :) Its a joyous celebration and i hope all you guys have been having fun partying and lapping up the seasonal atmosphere. I’m done with the evilest exams and so impzie prodded me into doing a poll on the blog.

So i’ve been assigned the very important task of uncovering impzie’s gender to all you readers out there. Hahaha, the real gender orientation has been seriously debated and questioned not online in the online realm but also by yours truly, in real life as well (impz the victim. lol). I don’t think i’m the only one that thinks impz appears to be a female in disguise of a male due to all the lollie-loving, cutesy demeanour, fangirl/boy antics and gushie-like persona vibes emitted.

Impz screams at the sight of cute lolliphiles (AKA saber from FSN, midori (ze cursed one) from midori no hibi, yuki from haruhi and the list just goes on and on and on and on. Impz gushes at sweet love romances from the many shoujo anime, fangirls about them and talks on and on and on about these stories IN REAL LIFE (to us okay!). Impz also uses uber cute smilies which makes the identity of impz all the more dubious. Impzie in fangirl/boy mode is not something you would wanna experience. All the high-pitched squeals and rabid gushing really gives me the goosebumps.

Without further ado, shall we guess the true gender or the mixed(?) gender of impzie the great?
The one who loves green hair lollies
The one who goes nyoro~~
The one who has questionable lollie wallpaper on the computer
The one who fangirlsboys over the saber plushie
The one who has saber/midori/cute female characters as avatars
The one who poses for photos with a hand to the cheek.
The one who only uses cute lolliphiliac characters on banners.

Just who is this?!?!?!

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Lets uncover the mystery with a poll now!
Hahahaha.

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The previous poll results saddened me greatly. In total, 572 votes are set, an overwhelming amount of votes compared to previous polls. Green, my favorite hair color for anime gals, got only a pathetic 9%. Where are all the greenophile visitors in this blog? Sigh, I guess there are not enough green hair love in this blog just yet. I must be doing a bad job! The winner is Black hair, with an overwhelming 29%, with Blue in a distant second at 14%. Red and pink tied for third at 11%. while Blond and Purple ate the wooden spoon.

I wish if I ever have such a vote next time, green will dominate the race.

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46 Comments

  1. Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    Impz clearly is trap. No question about it.

  2. Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:22 am | Permalink

    Impz stop hiding your face, you’re not ugly.

  3. Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    -_- i didn’t fricking make this post. I am starting to regret agreeing for the post to come out…Sigh. ;_;

  4. akurashy
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:30 am | Permalink

    its a trap pure trap!
    although i voted for female ;-;

  5. jooo
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    hohoho. =O

    impz didn’t hide the face.
    i hid impz’s face.
    to protect impz from the harshness of the reality world.
    you know.. impz can’t take it. =O
    the fangirling/boying. either way it works, vice versa. ;D

  6. Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:45 am | Permalink

    Are those breasts I see? Sexy.

  7. alkanphel
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    Hahaha impz you can’t regret it now since you had ample chance to regret it when we talked about it.

  8. akurashy
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    you know tj, what makes it more sexy is that impz doesn’t use bra too !

  9. jooo
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    omg.

    you’re a hit impz!
    be sure for more -coughs- jokes when we’re out.
    ahahahahaha. =D
    you just give me more reason to continue with them.
    hyaaa. :]

  10. Posted December 25, 2006 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    Impz is obviously a sybilla XD

  11. Posted December 25, 2006 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    Apologies I meant Sibylla :P

  12. Posted December 25, 2006 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    Damn, it ate my comment.

    http://aurabolt.animeblogger.net/?p=190

  13. alkanphel
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    You are a true genius Aurabolt

    Hahahaha

  14. Krizzie
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    Ohohohoh nice post, Xini xD

    -raises hand-
    I vote…
    TRAP!

    XDDD
    jk~

  15. Posted December 25, 2006 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    -_-;;;;

    No comments.

  16. sentinel011
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    manly trap.

    Imagine impz, being manly on the outside… big size and all….

    …and then suddenly see him squealing like an otaku would and gushing and going ‘nyoro!~~’….

    *shudder*

  17. sentinel011
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    and GOOD LAR- I MEAN LORD, IMPZ U ARE IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS MIZUHO-CHAN. MINUS PRETTY FACE (?)

    XD

  18. Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    -_-;;;;

    I gonna kill jooo when i meet that woman soon.

    Trust me.

  19. Posted December 25, 2006 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

    Wha? so the truth is out!

  20. Posted December 25, 2006 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    Wow Jan, seems like your public image has been set into stone. It’s ok, lol. We still love you. :)

  21. jooo
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    impz: try as you may but you’ll never succeed cos you know …

    jooo > impz. :D
    thats a fact. hahaha. ADMIT IT.
    i’ll give you a kick on yer ass if you ever try anything ;D
    you shld have expected this when you asked me to do the entry yer know o_O
    so you have no one to blame but yerself!

    xuanies: lol. XD you know, i know. we all know. muahaha.

  22. Posted December 25, 2006 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    As it has been established many times in #animeblogger, impz is undoubtedly a trap =D

  23. Varg S.
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 1:00 am | Permalink

    can’t stop lol xDD!… geez, poor impz…

  24. elohir
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 1:20 am | Permalink

    Trap, its so obvious. ^^

  25. Posted December 26, 2006 at 2:13 am | Permalink

    RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    T_T;;;….and i am voted as female too? Rofl.

  26. VynN
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 2:27 am | Permalink

    look at the picture, look at those hands, it’s so silky smooth… definitely a feemail… probably a trap in drag… hahaha

  27. Posted December 26, 2006 at 6:13 am | Permalink

    Sorry Impz, but you have been OWNED.

    I voted trap :D

  28. Posted December 26, 2006 at 7:11 am | Permalink

    u_u;;;; Why do i have the feeling that all my viewers….are….

    *censored censored*

    DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

    ALL OF YOU COMMENTERS ARE DESU-ED!

  29. VynN
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 7:56 am | Permalink

    Only Suiseiseki ends her speech in desu and Suiseiseki is a Rozen Maiden. All Rozen Maiden are female.

  30. alkanphel
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    :O Impzen Maiden :O

  31. Posted December 26, 2006 at 8:56 am | Permalink

    …arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

    Damn you relating people!

    *internal monologue* can i kill them…please…please?

  32. Posted December 26, 2006 at 9:15 am | Permalink

    #VynN December 26th, 2006 7:56 am

    Only Suiseiseki ends her speech in desu and Suiseiseki is a Rozen Maiden. All Rozen Maiden are female.

    Rofl. Watch more anime newb.

  33. .negativzero
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    @__@ nice one joo…
    interestingly, impz’s IRL name is suprisingly androgynous too.
    guess we’ll let the voters decide ^__^

  34. sentinel011
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    This post is crack. HAHAHAHAHA

    Impuzu-seki. XDDDD

  35. Posted December 26, 2006 at 10:46 am | Permalink

    ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    sigh, it’s true my real name is androgynous, -_- dammit.

    and impuzu-seki? That sounds cute ^+^

    wait. a. moment.

    RAWR!!!!!! *kills sentinel!

  36. jooo
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 10:59 am | Permalink

    o.o

    impz the popular trap.

    =O

  37. VynN
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    #
    alkanphel December 26th, 2006 8:48 am

    :O Impzen Maiden :O

    #
    sentinel011 December 26th, 2006 10:34 am

    This post is crack. HAHAHAHAHA

    Impuzu-seki. XDDDD

    LoL LOL lOl

    #
    Impz December 26th, 2006 10:46 am

    ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    sigh, it’s true my real name is androgynous, -_- dammit.

    and impuzu-seki? That sounds cute ^+^

    wait. a. moment.

    RAWR!!!!!! *kills sentinel!

    So what about all the Impuzu-seki clones… are they traps/Impzen Maidens too?

  38. Varg S.
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    Perhaps… a bishoujo? and not only a simple one, maybe the clones are some kind of magical copies of impzelf! it’s like

    ~mahou-bishoujo-senshi Impzie~ !

    “I’ll punish you in teh name of the lollies!”

    Nah, just messing around xDD~ i vote “male”, it’s just that… this is too funny.

    I got it! maybe Impz is a quimera! >w>! lol, ok ok, enough

  39. D.J
    Posted December 27, 2006 at 10:10 am | Permalink

    Aww don’t feel bad Impzy (Pats Impz on the back) They’ll go away eventually… um maybe?

    Well I like you either way so it doesn’t matter to me so to the whole question of whether you are a girl or boy? Meh, I won’t even begin to guess. ^-^

  40. Posted December 27, 2006 at 10:17 am | Permalink

    -_-;;;

    Hahahaha, dont guess. You will just make joo and the rest happy. They are already happily taunting the guts out of me these days. Sigh ;_;

  41. jinyamato
    Posted December 27, 2006 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    maybe we can sort of start an otome boku drama here?? could reach great heights i feel, with impz as the main char

  42. na2niet
    Posted December 29, 2006 at 5:31 am | Permalink

    well for me Impz is a woman! no question that?if that picture above not showing face!have you really try to look at it!and you also find out!what I see on it! it figured a hands of a female! right jesus aren’t you guy’s all blind she’s a woman?she’s a womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! good!

  43. na2niet
    Posted December 29, 2006 at 5:44 am | Permalink

    but honestly Impz your the best!and your a woman to me and please don’t ask why?but if your a man! good! I think I will like you more!hahahahaha!!! and that friend of your’s name joooo thanks to her! I find this blog very interesting!your a woman right?

  44. alkanphel
    Posted December 29, 2006 at 6:42 am | Permalink

    It’s comments above like that which makes the post worth it hahaha

  45. jooo
    Posted January 4, 2007 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    na2niet: hahaha. omg. thanks. xD but you know, his true gender will always be a secret. >:D

    jw: hell yeah. lmao. taunting jan makes me so happeh. :D

  46. newbnewbpwr
    Posted February 3, 2007 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    HE IS A BOY!

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