My name is Amamiya Manabi. I am the newly elected president of the student council in my school and I only have a goal in mind as the president. That is to convert all the girls in my school to fat chubby lolis like me!
Mwahahahahahahahaha! *makes victory sign*
My first plan is to convert my father, which is in shock at the abilities that I have. He has attempted to rise me up as a male chubby man. However, as I am a girl, he is disappointed but still supports my goal to convert everyone into fat chubby lolis! I must make them eat, eat and eat!
With that, I declare at the front of my school on the proclamation of my first declaration as the student council’s president. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
I come to make you fat, not to praise skinny people.
The evil that skinny lolis do lives after them.
The good is oft interred with their chubby bones.
So let it be with Manabi. The fat chubby loli.
Hath told you Manabi was ambitious.
And yes, she is going to make you all fat chubby lolis!
NEWS ALERT: Student president makes her first announcement: TO MAKE EVERYONE FAT CHUBBY LOLIS! This is an definitive strike toward the campaign against skinny people. Will she succeed?
Yes, madam. I will join you since I am already a fat chubby loli!
Shou Ga Nai (Oh well, what to do). I guess since my various attempts to get slim has come to totally nothing, I have to adhere to your Miu + Haruhi mix of eccentricity. Being a fat chubby loli is not that bad, at least I am cute enough!
Since we have gotten all the essential members to start our conversion, let us rejoice and start to plan our strategy. We are but only four, not strong enough to overcome the mighty powers of freedom, peace and reason! Chubby fat lolis are definitely cute and hot!
Man, it’s so hard to plan on making people fight. How about we try to ban all kids to watch Super Size me and tell them that being fat is the new beauty?
That wouldn’t work, right. Sigh, let’s look at the sun and pray for divine interference.
Girls girls girls. Have you forgotten the most important step to convert lolis into fat chubby ones?
Planning, idiots!.
Collective voice: I SEEEEEE! Can we have some food first? I want to eat this brown thingy that people eat in the snow town? I heard it uses red bean paste and hence will make you extremely fat, just like a certain character in Kanon.
Let’s wait no further, we must eat in order to get fat!
Let’s go! We came, we saw and we conquered Akiko’s jam! We will persevere!
But…but….We are out of money. What do we do in order to raise the funds for this “fat chubby campaign”?
What else but to sell random stuff in a bazaar! Add some moe~, add some cuteness, add some cheap prices and you have a successful pasam malam!
Note: Pasar malam = night market in Malay.
After that successful sale, Manabi has found the funds to go on for her campaign to make everyone a fat chubby loli: with tons OF CHOCOLATE OF COURSE!
Will she succeed?
No idea, but there’s some random cute pictures to end it off. Do not ever go on a masturbate-a-thon from these cute pictures, you sick perverted lolicon!
Lolis getting fat is extremely cuddly, not ….never mind.
Stay tuned for the campaign of Manabi. Will she be able to turn everyone into fat chubby lolis?
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its her father? i thought it was her brother
LOL nice parody. By the way, it’s “pasar malam”, not “pasam malam” =p
lol.. As it has been mentioned in the first post, another minor correction would be that HE isn’t Manabi’s father. He is the designated Onichan for this uberly energetic, unrefined, and unlady like leader of this loli-galore show. I’m loving it although I admit that I wouldn’t like watching it with added company because of how much focus put on the loli-fanservice. Nice little poem by the way!
I like how manabi straight actually does show some different body types. when mutsuki was trying to convince the drama club members to help with the student council room, I was like, “wow, you can actually tell that some of them are fatter than the others.” Also, that female teacher who’s looking rather healty, as they say on the 4chan.
Ha ha ha! Good stuff as always. Even though the way the anime’s not the best in the world, it still is fun to watch.
@alafista: oops. Oh well, it’s a honest mistake!
@CherylHew: hehe, thanks for the correction. I am very bad at malay and it’s amusing because my father is partly malay (is mixed blood).
@Monir: Do you recognize where the poem came from? Kudos to you if you know how i twisted one of the classics!
@Anon: AHAHAHA, fatter than the others. U win.
@Bata: Thanks, the anime honestly isn’t great but i guess it’s a very enjoyable watch and it’s not boring at all, thanks to manabi’s genkiness!
Except the blue haired girl, all the others girls are not lolis anyway (especially NOT Manabi herself), go buy yourself glasses.
ermmm, let us see the definition of a loli (by most anime watchers standard).
1. They look child-like, in the age of 10-12
2. Their age is around 10-12
I truly wonder what the distinction of Mika is compared to the other gals when they are clearly of the same age. Maybe a more definitive theory of a loli can be contributed by you to prevent others from making the same mistake.
I really cannot see your point and maybe I do need to get a new pair of glasses. In fact, the other 15 anime bloggers that I asked whether Manabi is a loli need to get new glasses too. Or many of the other commentors and forum visitors in animesuki too.
Cheers! =/
To Impz:
For all we know r0r wants to see you in glasses, probably because r0r has inside info about you being a moe~ loli who will look wonderful in glasses.
Btw, the poem is from Julius Caesar by the Bard. ^_^
No, actually if you look at the character profiles on the website it clearly shows that the girls are probably not 10-12, they’re all over 150cm tall and have a well developped bust.
http://www.ufotable.com/manabi/character/manami.htm
Looks 14-15 to me if you ask me =P
And yeh, they all need glasses, no need to scream loli when we all know anime hates loli.
Two observation to insist on the point that they are indeed lolis:
Visual representation: There is simply no way to overlook the fact how each of these characters are designed! I agree, that the website is presenting us with conflicting information. My guess is that ufotable is simply covering their track for some of those fanservice in the show, so there won’t be any finger pointing by any of the local authorities. If the authority cries about involvement of underaged girls in distatsteful content, then Ufotable will point to their website and ask, “have you ever heard of lolis that are 5 feet tall? No? Shut up!”
It’s a bleak future: As we can tell from the story, the setting is in the future. May be lolis will grow bigger in size in the future and they will still be identified with the honorary title, “lolis”. Yes, the future does seem bleak. Pedobear won’t be able to go near them because these lolis can defend themselves with their grotesque size.
Jokes aside, the point is to have fun! We are having fun watching this show, aren’t we?
O_O;;;
*faints*
I am in the realm of true lolicons here.
*hides*
@monir
What you don’t seem to understand is that the characters are chibified which is the reason why they look so small in size.
Also, I’d swear I saw a moment where the school was mentioned as ’senior high school’ and not ‘grade school’ or in the worst extend ‘middle school’.
This is a moe show, not a loli show, it should be obvious right now or are you going to call a show involving dwarves a loli show just because the girls are short?:P
The reason I believe they aren’t loli’s is because it’s a GIRL SHOW. There’s like no fanservice and its centered around females making friends and growing together. You conclude that they’re loli’s because that’s what your mind sees. I see normal girls going about their daily life and having fun. There’s like no sexual connotations anywhere, but if you do happen see them, then you prob have loli probs.
bah, you guys are all idiots! Manabi Straight is CLEARLY a GAR show! i mean, you all need glasses if you cant see that. see manabi? shes like SUPER GAR man, with her GAR seitokaichou style and GAR hover scooter and GAR-ly toned hair. Then there’s Momoha, who’s nicknamed Momo which in itself is just so GAR! and look at her super GAR camera as well! the pictures they take are even GAR-er. And lets not forget about Mei, who is a definite tsunGAR. and the voice aya uses for her is GAR-er than any of the GAR male voices out there too. and the hell, Mika is like GAR-est of them all, with her over 9000 GAR ribbon! oh but then again, Mutsuki is like mega MOE so I dunno…
-_- I am dying….
The reason? Go figure from the comments.
And it’s giving me a splitting headache.
That’s because you don’t seem to figure out the difference between chibi and loli.
I dunno about the 2 comments after me, IMO they don’t really make sense.
But it’s true that you have loli issues when you start calling every new show a loli show… Well I have loli issues too actually: especially when peoples who don’t have a single idea about what loli is start to call every single show loli and call characters like Rena from Higurashi a ‘killer loli’, etc.
There are 3 mains importants things about loli:
1) usually short in height
2) young looking
3) flat chest
i call rena a killer loli coz it sounds cooler, though i dont really think shes a loli
*shrugs*
This comment thread has turned into a loli warzone :O
lol Impz! Just in case you missed it, episode 3 is out. hehehehe..
Also, don’t read any further for your own sake.
r0r: Yes, you’ve your own definition of, “loli” in place. Unfortunately, I’m still unable to understand even if it is infuriating. Just by watching the show you can’t get a sense of any character’s height unless it is stated specifically in the show itself, and not in some website that is there to thwart the ploys of the righteous authority. I can’t concede to the point the girls are “chibi” since all the other characters aren’t “chibi” as well. You can always argue otherwise, that the focus aren’t on any other characters!
2nd point – They _are_ “young looking”!
3rd point – I’m reluctant to touch the subject, but I’ll just end it with the quote, “baby fat!” If I conceded to your “chibi” argument, then it makes even more sense.
More research needs to be done on the subject before a general consensus can be reached on the definition of “loli!”
Oh r0r, please go easy on me!
The banter is all in good fun, I swear. Anyway, I’ve my fill for this subject and will call it quits here. ^^
Actually I’d swear it is said that they’re in high school.
Also they have boobs, that’s enough to remove the fact it’s loli.
Of course, you can’t remove the fact that half of the peoples in AS don’t have a single clue about loli since they call Rena ‘loli killer’ because it sounds cool.
A character that’s young looking isn’t necessary loli else every character in all animes would be loli.
>>Looks 14-15 to me if you ask me =P
That’s younger than me, that’s young enough; I’d hit it.
>>That’s younger than me, that’s young enough; I’d hit it.
Doesn’t make it loli anyway though.
Also the fact they’re in high school make them 15-16 :p
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