Note: Joo, our resident female blogger, is on the pen. That also means she’s blasphemous as usual toward me and Alkanphel. Also, this poll is fictional. Even if you win anything, you do not get any dates from us. Well, maybe the red dates, that stuff is pretty tasty. We will think about it.
Signed, Impz
So yeah, because i have to continuously think of new and refreshing ideas for the polls to keep the viewers excited and blahblahblah. I couldn’t think of any other topic and the ones I’ve thought of before were rejected and forbidden by Impz. Like the idea on the “hottest that.animeblogger” – we all know trappy Impzie will win handsdown, thats a really redundant poll. Or perhaps, MY favourite yaoi pairing (JXJ) private joke – I bet I’ll not only be faced with a screeching nyoro but also be wrangled alive by two co-bloggers. XD
In an attempt to stay on the safe side of all things and still make the poll seem fun. I introduce to you the approved, acknowledged:
“Which blogger from T.H.A.T. Anime blog do you want to go on a date most with?!”
We have a few up and running contestants. Some with overwhelming fandom and popularity already, whereas some are lurkers in the dark, shifters who are rarely in the public eye. You’ll learn more about them in the later part of the post as i begin to reveal more about their deepest and darkest *muahaha* secrets (that’s if i know of any in the first place. lol).
1. Impz
First and foremost, we have our TRAPPY-SAN! our LOLLIPHILE! our notveryCHARMING pimpzie! Woops, i mean… IMPZIE! Aw, come on.. Who can ever refuse a date from the leader of the pack, the ultimate fangirl from the rest?!? Impzie also known as pimpzie (yours truly’s nickname for him), has a gentlemanly side behind him despite all his fangirlish demeanour and nyoro antics. Impzie’s size fits that of a nice cuddly teddybear, you’ll definitely feel safe and secure around him. Lmao. If you’re looking for someone to fangirl with, to giggle to, to ogle at cute lolies together, she’s the man! Easily bribed with any cute stuff, popiahs, donuts and easily read like an open book, Impzie’s the one you’ll want to go on a date with most!
Note: You make me disturbingly wrong. I do not do that much of such stuff, only for a while. I do admit that I am easily bribed. Sigh, re-doing your whole report for the price of one donut. Sigh, I am nice at the wrong times.
Signed, Impz
2. Alkanphel
Alkanphel, the one top-secret blogger who hates having anything in relation to him revealed online. A superbly loyal one piece fan (he tried converting us irl. lmao), gungho for any good food and adventure all around. DOESN’T fangirl or go nyoro like pimpzie does. A direct opposite, not meaty either so no teddy bear girls/guys. Witty and sarcastic sense of humor that makes you feel like stabbing him in the heart a thousand times over sometimes. If you’re looking for someone who _REALLY_ enjoys his food, capable of intellectual conversations and someone to rave over one piece/Naruto etc etc etc. Vote for him and his rubber band arms, as well as his random interjections of words.
Note: Everything said above is completely and absolutely true 
Signed, alkanphel
3. Mr Admin
Mr.Admin, Dan the man. Silent, reserved at times, kinda hiding low for now due to school. A pro. at graphics even though he doesn’t admit to it and always denies. How humble can a person get and it is something everyone should learn from him! He’s a sucker for good food too. Guo ties and shui jiaos. :] An avid music lover with a large database collection, witty and cheeky at times. Cuddly teddy bear that needs an occasional bap or two at times. -baps. letter?- If there was an anime character that i think would suit him most, it would be Kyon from TMSH. He has almost exact facial expressions with high tolerance for demanding and exasperating people like me. Haha.
4. Joo
Joo, also known as the real life Tsundere, is how Haruhi will be like in real life. She is very fierce when it comes to it, glaring with that kind of “I am going to kill you now if you do not comply” look. However, she is extremely pretty too (enough to be on various advertisements in magazines), with the height to project her slim figure as well, which makes her both beautiful and highly dangerous if you are shorter than her. Prone to speaking, as well as having strange antics, you will never have a bored period with her at all. She is also extremely creative on various ideas during the course of the outing, which makes for fun and great surprises. So what are you thinking at all, she’s the choice to make for a good date. Did I mention that she will look excellent as Nanao in cosplay, both in height and appearance wise alike?
Note: Jan over-exaggerates.
Signed, Jooo
5. Lupus
Lupus, is our man deep in the South, just that he’s more to the north currently due to moving around. This man loves his manga and he often watches a lot of manly manga, which results in his character seemingly like a very bishounen version of Sagara from Full metal panic. However, he professed to be a very lazy person, just like Shikimaru from Naruto, meaning that he has this intelligence that can give you the thrill in anything you do. Just when you think something will turn stale, he will shift the momentum of fate in your life. What else do you want from a man like that who can fulfill that innate need to be surprised, amazed and engrossed in a date?
Note: In real life I’m like a less smart and more lazy version of Shikamaru, complete with Shadow-bind ninjutsu. If you’re into kinky shadow-binding, feel free to vote for me.
Signed, Lupus
P/s The previous poll? Trappy-san emerged winner! -claps- Thanks to all who voted, once, twice, thrice or many many times. >:D hahaha. I know I voted more than once.
53 Comments
Everyone please show your love for Impz by voting for him!!!
…rubbish, show your love for joo, since she’s clearly the hottest!
well for me I will choose the number one Impzie,although he is a man after all! I can also consider my self as a girl for him only (LOL)I think he is cute!after he says I dont deserved to live well! its pretty excited for me!you know because I never heard a such insult in my face!(crying)huhuhuhu!but for me he is the best! regards
Oh, lolz. Not that I actually want a date with someone…
Oh, but red dates are good. They taste nice. I vote for red dates.
Since there are no girls on the internet, I predict that Joo, since she’s a girl, will win this poll by a landslide.
Now, where’s the fallacy in that last sentence?
woah Impz is up for prostitution now what?
Danny: For the right price, for the right price…
The price being a can of green hair dye, possibly a sex change and a time machine to make you young again.
I rolled a dice, and… wait a minute. What am I even doing? As a male, there is only one choice by default…
Narf.
vote for impzzzz
the hottest chick and trap around here.
JW: i don’t mind auctioning jan away one day. it’ll be hella exciting i bet. lmao. XD to hear the girls and guys bid crazily for him. >:D
I’d vote for the female joo …
as for the impzie trap .. shooo ~~ lol
I voted Impzie just to make sure he wins this poll. =)
I shall vote for the model cos the rest are guys. Yes even Impz, as proven last night.
@tj han: you wouldn’t know if i’m one of those “before” models that partook in the slimming ads portraying the before and after appearances. ;D lol
ROFL……this is so hilarious. Joo is in fact 10000000000000 kg.
ROFL ROFL!!! I am just kidding. And joo, stop trying to trick others, it’s obviously not the case -_-…
Oh, so Impz is male? :p Ahhhh….
“Since there are no girls on the internet, I predict that Joo, since she’s a girl, will win this poll by a landslide.”
Huh. I must not be a girl then, since I’m unquestionably on the internet.
Voting for fellow good food aficionado!
omg. =O
a few more votes and impz will take lead!
muahaha. xD
and jan.. >.>;
FYI everyone…. Joo is a lesbian panda =.=
lol…
i’m not voting >.>
I’m definitely not voting for her now…
lmao o.o
since when did i morph into that? XD
hahaha. whichever then.
you realise i lost my interests in pandas? >.>
so slow jw. so so so slow.
and i’m straight kthxbai.
jooo ftw. because impz is a lolicon.
Wow, I’m surprised you’re not on the lead, Impz.
Or should I say Pimpzie?
Please… PLEASE… don’t use Limone’s picture for Impzie.. that is traumatizing.
Who’s pimping me out in secret? RARRRR D:< lol
NO REAL LIFE PICS FTL
STICK IT IN …
@xuanies: you got my first vote. lol.
hahaha. ;D
and lupus is leading the race! the blackhorseee!~ -cheeeers-
what’s a trap??
joooooooo she’s the only girl in this blog…. impz has been proven as a guy
I voted for the pimp”trap”impz. Since there are no girls in the internet, even if they prove that she’s exist. LOL
XD Oh boy…
I wanna go out with Xini wahahaha >D
-expresses undying lurve-
Wow Lupus is really the surprise dark horse here :O
wink, nudge – shuffle, shuffle – poke… smooch!
It’s like choosing which host to designate on but if this was a red date…hmmmm….
~Impz~ I definitely cannot go on a date with him. After all, I’m not deliciously cute, just mind-numbingly sweet though. I have a feeling that I might just be a little too sweet to handle for the blogger of Saimono, plus, he reminds me of me a little bit in little ways. ^^
~Alkanphel~ Interesting, “Witty and sarcastic sense of humor that makes you feel like stabbing him in the heart a thousand times over sometimes.” A guy who knows how to work his tongue in wicked ways, eh? (bats the shameless hussy thoughts away) Ehem
~Mr. Admin~ “with high tolerance for demanding and exasperating people,” which means he’s patient, and he won’t kill me immediately. And since I’m thinking of a red date then he’s most probably the guy I’d wanna go with. It’ll be a long time before he– (strangles the shameless hussy thoughts) Dagnabbit!
~Jooo~ Ah, unfortunately, I do not swing in that direction, and it seems no matter how I try, my imagination keeps on forbidding me to tread on such grounds for it might ruin my maidenly innocence.
~Lupus~ Since I’m thinking of a red date, laziness is a big no, but the kinky shadow-binding gives me second thoughts. I just might consider…
But in the end, I would probably just stay home; watch Saimono and fangirl over Seiran. However, for the sake of being silly, I shall vote for Mr. Admin. Mething he’s down right sexay!!!
Does a vote made under the influence of too much sugar count?
This is probably one of the most hilarious polls I’ve participated in (lol). ^^
I vote Alkanphel. There’s nothing more sexy than a man with a face full of pie! Yummy… give me some! *|- (grabs pie and rabidly begins eating).
There’s either a lot more girls on the ‘net then people think, or guys secretly want to date the male writers of THAT xD Which then makes me surprised that the resisdent trap is in third xDD
My votes got towards Lupus-san~! Lazy, and the bishie of Sousuke, is love.
Why bother?
Kekeke..
all the fangirls are popping out.
lmao. XD
This… this doesn’t make any sense. Why isn’t Impz beatng me? Why am I getting so much votes?
Are there that many depraved people out there looking for kinky shadow-binding?
Oh Lupus, you’d be surprised to find out just how depraved the Internet can be
I’d vote for Impz… I think he’s funny. =D
nooooo, VOTE FOR JOOO ~_~;;; Joo is so cute and hot!
Dont vote for me desu~
@aziza: i wanna date you too. lol. who cares bout the guys. xD;; -brings aziza on a hot date- xoxoxo. hahaha.
*Phew*
For a while there I thought the internet had gone insane…
Go pImpzie go!
o.o nooo it hasn’t.
hahaha don’t worry~
you’ll catch up soon enough lupus. >:D
hahaha.
what’s a red date??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jujube
This will be it
AND LUPUS HAS TONS OF LOVE LOVE LOVE ~
SRRSLY. I AM NOT LUPUS.
LAWL, LUPUS IS WINNING LOLOLOLOLOLOL … I VOTED FOR HIM. EVERYONE IS GAR FOR LUPUS. LOLOLOL.
Holy shit Lupus is gonna win it FO SHO!
But there’s a fishy smell in the air…