School Days 4: You want to mate where?

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No, Kotonoha the Dumb, Kokoro is very much aware of how fucked up you and your beau are. She also knows that your bodice ripper books addle the minds of women.

My patience grows thin when watching School Days, while tj han argued way back that this was somewhat realistic I violently disagree. I lost track of how many times my head had hit the key board and it does not help that the humor fucking sucks. I will not even bother with a summary since it’s too troublesome to try and convey the aura of idiotry that went about.

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His parents need to be shot along with him, Itou doesn’t clean up his room. Either that or he has A LOT of free time on his hands…

Kokoro is way smarter and observant than her twit sister Kotonoha. I mean after all if she is not ready then she is more than capable of at least slapping Itou. Makoto could not even fight his way out of a paper bag. While her dreams of romantic moments are a bit far fetched when I first heard it I thought she wanted to do it on a horse Daniel Radcliffe style. Thankfully it was much more tasteful in the visual aid. I still can’t believe she is allowing herself to be pressured into mating with Makoto. Bitch please, it is never the fault of the girl when she is not ready to mate. It’s not about being shy, or not liking the son of a bitch. I may have no idea what women think or how they think, all I know is that respect is a big part of being in a relationship. The way Kotonoha and Itou make it out to be it’s not even a relationship. It’s a master slave dynamic.

She needs to make it clear that she likes Itou, but doesn’t like being pressured or being groped. Besides when has intercourse been a good way to make boys love you? Love and lust are not the same, take heed if you value your life. Satisfying Itou’s desires is none of your concern foolish girl, it’s not like he’s paying for anything. You are the sugar mama he does what you tell him not the other way around.

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Yep, I knew it! Itou is so lazy he could not get off his wanking chair to get more tissue.

Sekai has squandered all my hopes for her. I can’t believe she wants to “practice.” I make it no secret that I think that prostitution and mating without love are things that I abhor in no uncertain terms. Letting a bastard like Itou near you is bad enough, letting him go all the way unopposed is an atrocity. Sekai was raped, no ifs ands or buts about it. Even if she lost the will to resist at the last moment, Itou had no right to do what he did just because he could not keep his lust in check. If nothing else I hope that this comes back to be the catalyst for a lot of bloodshed. She should have known better, Itou is a blue balled bitch with stupidity to match. Hands-on is something he interprets literally. He is more treacherous than the sea; he raped Sekai when he was in a relationship.

Say what you will about polygamy being great, loyalty and fidelity have yet to abandon this world to hateful hedonism dominated by the scum of the earth. Sekai also perpetuates the myth that the most a woman can do is scream when raped, hell fucking no. A man with his pants down can be out thought and out fought, men are not invincible; perverts and rapists less so. If his head is applied with sufficient force to the pavement, concrete can and will prove fatal. I’d advise Sekai to get a Fairbairn-Skyes commando knife, since there is no better way to bring Itou to heel with a good stab between the ribs piercing his heart and lungs…

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Good grief Itou, this is why Japan does not allow guns for her citizens. Too many Itous who can’t hide shit from kids. Wait is that…WTF? Squirrels?

Itou is scum. He’s the kind of SOB I pray wanders into my gun sights. He’s the kind of person I hope gets run over when a military convoy is under orders to never stop. Here’s a rhyme for you Itou since you obviously have less brain power than a 2 year old on why pressuring Katsura, dumb as she may be, is wrong:

She does not want to mate in a box.

She does not want to mate with a fox.

She does not want to mate in a house.

She does not want to mate with a mouse.

She does not want to mate here or there.

She does not want to mate anywhere.

She does not want to mate with small twig and blue balls.

She does not want to mate with you at all.

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She does not want to mate in a park. She’d rather mate with a piece of bark. On a side note how can you be so daft to do it in a park after school on a week day?

If mating is the only reason he wants to enter a relationship then may Haruhi-sama smite him. I’d have more respect for a spineless doormat like Keitaro. After all the average doormat, timid and spineless though they are, at least doesn’t pressure women for intercourse. I applaud the fact that both Sekai and Itou were too dumb to try a love hotel for privacy and in all honesty must be some stupid ploy since love hotels are a dime a dozen and even gaijin know about them. Words cannot convey the pure idiotry of trying to do it in the park in day light in front of kids, or even a camera so the guards can have a free show.

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If this is not rape then bullets are not lethal.

As for mating in Itou’s room how about cleaning it up you lazy bitch? Itou and his family would be among the few I would gladly have handed over to Stalin as capitalists and Kulaks. What kind of family could have created such a monstrosity? His room itself is a piece of work. His waste basket is filled with used tissue of a non-nasal or innocently benign nature. It is disgusting, and it is a fucking bio-hazard. It is most fitting that his favored partner is Handerella. He actually keeps that shit! Where the fuck does he get off on pressuring Kotonoha for intercourse, by what right can he claim that his passion should determine his actions? Since when was doing it anywhere even encouraged? Where the fuck did Itou get the mistaken impression that intercourse occurred when he wishes it without sacrifices or effort on his end?

I swear eternal hostility to Itou and his ilk. It is not manly or acceptable to go off and grope women with no self control. This is the modern age where rape and male sexual dominance have no place. It is not that society has a right to kill them, it’s because society has no right to let them live…

Man was that torture. It seems plain as day that Sekai has lost her marbles and Kotonoha may never have had any. If she did they must have bypassed her noggin and ended up in her gazongas. At least now both are headed for destruction and I dearly hope annihilation in the fullest sense. While its expected that boys are perverts, they are also expected to have self control. Even if these are teenagers the same moral standards that a society chooses cannot be ignored by pubescent punks. We do not excuse teenage murderers, nor should we excuse rapists as just undergoing a phase. If by age 12 you have no concept of right or wrong and have no diagnosed mental illness, you are beneath contempt. Itou is more despicable than a hippie, at least a hippie believes in something greater than themselves. Itou is too damned selfish and must feel the fires of retribution and the steel of righteousness piercing his black soul. Harem leads these days they make me sick. Now if you excuse me I have to bask in the kawaii-ness of Moetan.

ab irato

ad majorem Haruhi glorianum

quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

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Aww…what’s the matter hand cramp? You know instead of killing him maybe if you just cut off his hands he will suffer more…better yet shatter every bone in his hand.

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8 Comments

  1. Posted July 31, 2007 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    I must say I based my review on episode 1 and the game. I have since stopped watching because it was cringe-worthy.

  2. suguru
    Posted July 31, 2007 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    Based on everything I read about Itou, I think I’d be having the same reaction…nothing wrecks a harem series more than a completely undeserving male lead. Glad I skipped this series…

  3. Chris
    Posted July 31, 2007 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    I actually started liking School Days because it shows a rather realistic portrayal of a cheating bastard. Can’t say I really dislike him though he’s rather real and although I was never as bad as he is, I haven’t really been faithful in my relationships so far either. The character I do hate is the main girl, shs needs to grow a spine and maybe make the relationship work by whipping her boyfriend into shape, and the other girl’s actions may be “sluttly

  4. Posted July 31, 2007 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    @ tj han
    Ah! let the truth resonate through out the blogosphere Itou is such a douche that even a fan of the game got sick of him. Yeah I am cringing far too often and there’s yet to be a drop of blood. Still if I see a peaceful resolution coming I will declare victory and withdraw.

    @suguru
    The loathing of Itou goes beyond the fact that he is undeserving, but he is a lecherous asshole to boot. I am still hanging on for the hope that terrible justice will be meted out in due time. Tour right though I shall endure if only to spread word of the fist sign of blood.

    @Chris
    I am sure that Itou is the classic cheating bastard, and his realism makes him all the more hated. I find it next to impossible to even tolerate him given his crimes thus far. My sense of justice will allow no mercy for such scum. Still while Sekai will have to live down the slut label, she better ratchet up the evil levels soon as to avoid being a dumb slut. As for the spineless set of gazongas, she needs a spine so that the war for Itou will be a long bloody affair worthy of a trashy soap opera.

  5. rollchan
    Posted July 31, 2007 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    hahahaha! what the hell is makoto ito doing? my goodness, he used up alot of tissue! *woot*~~~ he really is desperate….can’t wait for ep. 5 review. thanks for continuing the reviews on school days though a kind majority is bored or rather, dislikes it. not me, kinda enjoying it, why did they not make it into a full hentai ova house instead of a restricted tv series were its like a teaser when makoto is in perversion mode. hehe. thanks.

  6. Posted July 31, 2007 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

    Did you know that Makoto goes ahead and rapes Kokoro?

  7. Karas-kun
    Posted August 6, 2007 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    Yo, geek girls, please wake up. This is NORMAL, and he is acting cool. I mean when I was 17 I was going with out with 2 girls that were best friends with each other.
    He will be one of the Cool guys when he grown up, the lover boy! Not some fuckin romantic geek that nose bleeds on image of a boobs.
    I just think that you all need reality check, he is normal boy, its just that you live in a fuckin dream about boys being faithful (especially teens).
    I, soon 28, and I never ever missed a chance, never. This way I can proudly say that I had sex with more than 50 girls! (Even twins once !!!)
    And I never ever paid for sex, never!
    So I bet most of you here like Gay boys, or gay girls, but you can see a REAL man even if he pulls out his shmoke and beet you on the forehead with it!

  8. rollchan
    Posted August 8, 2007 at 8:22 am | Permalink

    ohhh…..suuuuugeeeeeee~~~~ had sex with more than 50 girls? now that’s sumthing. cheers man! XD

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