Wow, it has been a long while since I changed the poll question. With that in mind, I decided to add in a new one just for the fun of it. Have fun voting in it, and please take it in a light hearted manner. We do not really want to see a lynching of lolicons in the blog. It might be …how should I say it, rather bloody. No, I am not talking about Higurashi Kai, the raving band of killer lolis that cannot wait to kill each other. To add a point, I think I will be doing a short thoughts post of Higurashi Episode 5, which has captured my attention completely.
All in all, I am somewhat back after quite a period of inactivity, but somehow having a severe case of writers’ block. I can finally feel Lupus’s pain.
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I. Um.
I… can’t really plead the Fifth, can I?
@Dkellis: don’t ever try. You will be kicked out of any court without any plea for human rights if you try.
You are sick, and no, I am not a lolicon.
*glance*
And wait, why the fark is she holding a box of Marlboros…? I just noticed that…
@Kyokii: *cough* What is that moe-tan episode 3 doing there in your C drive, huh? *cough*. Yea, I know, you are a closet lolicon!!!!
And yes, I thought that the screenshot was rather disturbing and amusing at the same time.
No.
Damn, that’s a boring comment.
Do you mean…
No, I am not a bloody lolicon, and I am happy to be a boring person when everyone goes all “ANA COPPOLA”?
OR
No, I like lolis but I refuse to tell you because you, Impz, fails in any form of loliconism.
OR
No.
I believe it is the DUN DUN DUN….first choice. It can’t be the second.
Hey, I heard there was supposed to be a lolicon lynching around here somewhere? Excuse me, does anyone…? Hello?
Man, I even brought my tar and feathers, too.
Wow, I was sure that there were more of us out there. Lolicons assemble and take pride in your lolicon ways behind the anonymity of the internet!
I had to make one of those genre portraits:
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/3391/animelolll0.jpg
lawlerzz…
Well, what we say here… does it count as a confession usable in court?
Not that I am confessing.
I know the FBI is watching!
If my 6 year old son likes characters like Asu in Binbo Shimai, Koyori in Sola, and Kyon’s sister from Suzumiya Haruhi, is he a lolicon?
Hey Soulshard: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php
I am a loli sry2say
I like cute stuff, heck, Akazukin was pwn, but I’m not a lolicon.
I’M PROUD TO BE A PEDOPHILE!!!
I just don’t want my employer, school colleagues, government, or local law enforcement agents to know that.
>And wait, why the fark is she holding a box of Marlboros…? I just noticed that…
Photoshop
>_>! Well I am a Loli, so all you perverts can stay away from me and Yukata-chan
TYPO STRIKES AGAIN~
Ew lolicons…….EW!!!
Where are the lolipops?
If a lynching of lolicons starts in these parts, we won’t have no writers left.
I hate this poll. =P
Oh and don’t remind me of that one episode of “Binzume Yousei”. That beach episode. That episode was so dirty.
@Orion: Hmmm, a lolicon? *sees orion’s attempt to lynch disappearing when a swarm of red gleaming eyed lolicons surround him with MORE TAR AND FEATHERS.*
@Shirukii: hmmm, shush, if you want to assemble, it’s always good to go to here to gather. I am sure it will work there.
@Soulshard: LOL. I gonna use that for the opening image now. It rocks better.
@Kyokii: *cough* Kyokii, your Internet is definitely watched by the FBI (Federal Buttkicking Impz), hence a confession here might be liable for a charge. We will consider a lessening of punishment though, since you have confessed way before the crime has been committed. A lifetime ban of no loli anime for you will be good.
@Maglor: very hard question, maglor. I believe that your 6 year old son is simply liking the characters similar to his age. No, he is no lolicon but a normal growing child that is innocent and cute. Wait, why is he watching such anime at 6 years old O_O
@Marmot: lol, there ARE NO REAL LOLIS IN THE INTERNET!
@Psgels: …you just gave me the shock of my life. …You are a moe lover. Oh god, the world is turning dark.
@Anon: … *cough* We do not like ermmm pedophiles. Pedophiles are dangerous people, we only enjoy lolicons who are never going to attack people. Tsk tsk tsk.
@Mellow_bunny: …You are not a loli, you are a horny old rabbit. Happily rabbiting.
@Totali: Eww lolicons…… EWW!! I hate them cos they are too cool.
@Linya: Third alleyway on the right, turn left at the first cross junction, the second door to the right.
@Lupus: …~_~ Well, I believe that …oh you are right, That anime blog will be dead.
@Bata-kun: O_O;;; Well, I do not want to know how many tissues you used, you pervert!
Did someone say loli? (ﾟ∀ﾟ)
‘ಠ_ಠ
Whoa, it’s Pedobear. That was fast…
yay! lolipops rock! I love ‘em, sweet, hard, muchy, crunchy, lick it, suck it. uhhh…am I right with my answer? @_@
Ink, Choco, Nagi, Yuzuyu, Hazuki, Karada/Shouko(depending on form), Fate, Hayate, Aruruu, Kyon’s sister, ect. The pursuit of such is good and worthy. However, I must humbly claim to have achieved a far greater victory. I have come into possession of a loli harem of the 3D variety. I even posses one of the rare onee-san loli, which are so useful as harem managers. The harem currently boasts, besides the aforementioned onee-san type, two standard age lolis with exceptional physical platforms. Mental systems are also superior. Naivety levels are exceptionally, I would say dangerously, high though. A Yuzuyu type finishes the harem with above-average physical and mental capabilities. Not yet qualified is one whose speech capabilities are rapidly coming on-line, and blank-box which should be arriving in a little under a month. Any suggestions on proper harem maintenance are appreciated.
P.S. There is also a shota I am willing to part with if anyone is interested.
I am a loli myself.
@Pedobear: Oh shi-
@Orion: it can sense loli.
@Rollchan: that can be taken so wrongly. Very very darn wrongly. @_@
@Stormelemental: Hmmm…I think you should apply to the association of LOLICON (Loli Observation la’ Idol Community of Netizens). I am sure that they have a place for you. I think.
@XXMikotoXX: LIES! THERE ARE NO LOLIS IN THE INTERNET!
U MAEK LOLI SAD ;~;
i haet pizza
lolicon are sick bastords
i’m not entirely sure if i am or not…
depends on the day and mood i guess…
*shaking from lack o’ cute…*
i [heart] lolicon
i know that’s messed up
but i’m a teenage girl
i can always pleed i’m going through a phase.
…
a really hot phase x] <3
Hey, I’m a 43 year old man, and we go through phases too.
It’s called menopause.
That’s a good excuse, right?
yes, I am lolicon ant nothing bad about it. Now, I dont like 12yo or anything and alot of people need to look up what the word lolita first before stating to slam lolicon. Now toddlercon is sick, very fucking sick! A lolita is a girl just under the age limit. some where in her teens.
i’m a pedophile, yes i know it’s sick but i can’t help it. lolicon is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
i am a lolicon, my favorite site is lolibooru.com, now impz DO NOT LOOK INTO MY DRIVES AND SHIT, O.o or else you will go blind fom what you see, that digi charet guy was different, me a whole nother story…. oh and GIGGITY
ew marb’s? gross. new ports all the way or better yet weed!