Moetan 3: Magical Duo

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I agree whole heartedly, Remi-san. Ink-chan’s adventures bring joy to my life too.

Moetan has become like a necessary drug to relieve my rage when I watch School Days. It is so infectiously happy, cute, and bright compared to the oppressive fanservice, unimaginative uniforms, and stupidity of School Days. Even Nao-kun does not seem so annoying, then again he’s not a harem lead. That’s Ink-chan’s role. Remi x Ink-chan 4TW!

Terrified Ink-chan is so cute. I remember when I stayed up all night on the first night of camping. I have to say Remi-san is the most unassuming looking loli-con I have ever seen. Normally your loli-con is a doormat obsessed with washboards and small statures, like Saito in his nerfed form in ZnT II. Remi, however, can more innocently fondle Ink-chan and harass Sumi-chan. It doesn’t even look creepy it looks motherly… Even if guys did this sort stuff to shoutas we’d probably get arrested or elected president of Russia, I am looking at you Putin. Rina-san is no slouch either I liked the way she flattered Sumi-chan enough to snag a free vacation. Good to know that she is athletic and smart. As for Nao-kun, he must really like games since having two lolis vie for his affections and a free vacation with all woman Remi and the talented Rina should have garnered more enthusiasm but I guess not. Either that or he hides it real well.

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All hail Remi-san queen of Loli-cons! No one would ever suspect…

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Well okay one person suspects, but that’s not he point…Incidentally I am also curious at what machinations Remi-san is thinking about.

Despite being granted a free vacation Ink-chan and Nao-kun are still hammering away at english which is good since I advocate the do all work first before vactioning doctrine. Nao-kun tries to hide his “interest” in Ink-chan from Pastel Ink, but he has much to learn. Still he likes short people so Ink-chan has a chance! Conversely Ink-chan has a kissy face that is unsettlingly similar to the hated Makato Itou’s, but since she looks so adorable it doesn’t look nearly as grotesque. Pastel Ink also now shows Nao-kun how proficient she is in Crav MaDuck…

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See Even Ink-chan knows that swinging a duck in random directions can ward off sexual assault. You paying attention School Days girls?!

The next day Ink-chan is late, but Sumi-chan is fashionably late. Turns out sleepy Sumi-chan is Ruriko-san’s puppet. Sumi-chan also dreams about being in Space War I in a perpetual struggle against Zentradi. There is only one word to describe Sumi-chan and her love of Macross, MOEEEEE! I love how Ruriko is able to pull the strings one her “master.” It’s a cool dynamic since serving is not a primary concern but keeping Sumi-chan in check can only help Sumi grow into a worthy Oujo-sama.

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Uh, Sumi-chan your not piloting a VF-1 Valkyrie…and that’s not a flight suit.

So the gang has a lot of fun at the pool though I swear Remi-san got bigger, in a bad back breaking sort of way. Ink-chan being very conservative deciding to don bathing garb that made her look more like a kid than even the actual kid… Nao-kun simply slept while the rest of the gang were having fun. Dude must enjoy his sleep or he must have hidden cameras about…

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Miho-san is a loli-con too, duh…

Things however turn out to be much more interesting in Sumi-chan villa. While Remi and Rina are cowering in fear after seeing a ghost, Ink and Sumi take a bath together. Turns out back in the day they were even lolier. Aa-Kun and Ka-kun try to spy on them but are found out. I hypothesize that Sumi has no real interest in Nao-kun, but is far more interested in Ink since she’s much more tsun-tsun around Ink. If there wre any bdoubts that this was not a loli-con show this is all the proof one needs. Now if you’ll excuse me for a bit I need to perform a ritual cleansing.

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Ruriko-san is such a bad lair, even she has to admit that Tempera Sumi is kawaii…maybe she is a lolicon just like Remi-san.

The lights go out and strange things start to happen. Taking the initiative Tempera Sumi and Pastel Ink charge forth to save the day. The pervert in the trench coat helped a bit too. I like how Aa-kun tried to get paid for his help too bad he gets caught by Ink-chan. Yeah stealing is wrong, but hey not many can resist having a gold bullion in plain sight. Drunk Ruriko-san is a happy drunk perhaps the truth serum does work after all since she seems to like petting Sumi-chan. Hopefully drunk Ruriko is going to grace us with her presence in the near future. Not sure why the ghost went home with Ink-chan, but this isn’t a series where logic holds a lot of water. We know that Aa-kun was a handsome dude, but I wonder what the hack does Ka-kun look like, what if Ka-kun was a she and not a he?

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6 Comments

  1. Anon-kun
    Posted August 2, 2007 at 7:31 pm | Permalink

    Sumi-chan own’s the world’s moe-est pajamas.

    Also, Kedex’s fansubs are incredibly QUALITY. The random .ass files by Anonymous you can get on rapidsearch.yi.org were far superior.

  2. jen
    Posted August 3, 2007 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    And this show is not filled with fan-service? Hah the next episode is way gross. You’ll know what I mean when you see it. The characters are kids, for god’s sake. It isn’t right to sexualise kids…

  3. Posted August 3, 2007 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    WAHAHAHA, THIS IS so lolicious that it’s disturbingly funny. I find myself laughing way too hard at the gratifying images of fanservice in this episode. Nevertheless, the random scenes and the funny English that pops up always seem to hit me at the right spot.

    To add on, I find myself addicted to the OP of this song as well. Of course, my favorite character is definitely the duck. He’s so lolicon, it’s good.

  4. lolwhat
    Posted August 3, 2007 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    jen just stop whining :P
    the fanservice in moetan is hot, you just fail at moe
    and agreed on kedex’s fansub sucking, plus it’s been said for being translated from chinese

  5. Relos
    Posted August 3, 2007 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    Jen, you are looking at a fantasy world and pixels. Deal with it. No people are going rape others because this show(o_O’), it obviously takes a human mind that is a lot more ill in the first place.

    I guess I should start a research on this someday, there’ll never be any end to people thinking like this until I prove it over and over… and only if 8 totally different companies follow suit… and then there will still be people defying the truth, just like people think space and the universe is just some setup… o_O

  6. Posted August 4, 2007 at 2:42 am | Permalink

    @Anon-kun
    Moe pajamas are a nice touch, but her love for Macross what I like most.

    @jen
    Keep in mind that Ink and Sumi are both 17, its all one great big joke and satire of teh serious mahou shojou loli-con shows. Still you are right it is very fan servicey. However its so adorable I am willing to ignore it for the most part. Besides this site is run by a big loli-con that is also a green-haired trap. Speaking of whom…

    @Impz
    Glad you are enjoying yourself boss. Still my favorite Loli-con is Remi-san, she is much more subtle about and Ink does not suspect a thing…

    The Op is just simply awesome.

    @lolwhat
    Yeah kedex is a bit off, but I need to watch Moetan as soon as possible. decent subbing is better than no subbing since i don’t know moon speak.

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