Saishuushiken Kujira – "The shortest four minutes of anime"

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This is definitely either the strangest or the shortest (literally) episode I have ever watched in my entire life. Not only is it bizarre and queer, it does not even bother to introduce or explain itself at all. I mean, you are suddenly thrown with a whale that is in the air, and a boy saying how strange it is to have a whale up there. I mean, there’s no fear or anything, other than “oh, it’s a whale in the air”. The rest of the remaining minutes was a fanservice between a megane female (see above) and the main male character.

This must be the most clueless first anime episode I have ever watched. No, I don’t think I will watch any. This has taught me a lesson: do not view anything that you have no clue about.

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11 Comments

  1. Kyokii
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 6:57 am | Permalink

    What’s wrong with being clueless?

  2. Impz
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 7:53 am | Permalink

    When clueless results in an extreme loss of intelligence, and also asking yourself “why the $#^#$^%^ did you waste four minutes watching something stupid”, there’s something wrong “_”

    lalala~

  3. Kyokii
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 9:53 am | Permalink

    You just aroused my curiosity even more by saying that.

    Let me go waste four minutes.

    =p

  4. Posted August 28, 2007 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    Kujira is nowhere near the first couple of eps of Touka Gettan for providing cluelessness. I liked them both (especially Touka Gettan).

  5. Posted August 28, 2007 at 3:59 pm | Permalink

    Needs more petunias.

  6. Kyokii
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    Needs moar desu. No exceptions.

    Suiseiseki is the win. Period (Excluding Shana, who is even more win).

    I want a 3rd season of Rozen Maiden.

  7. rollchan
    Posted August 28, 2007 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    I thought 12mins was by far the shortest, like wind a breath of heart?

    eh?

    sugoi nee…!

  8. Posted August 28, 2007 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    XD, Kyokii, yes, it needs more petunias. XD, even just one will do.

  9. Posted August 28, 2007 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

    O_o, oops, I mean DrmChsr0. How did I read that wrong? O_o…I’m going blind! AH!

  10. Impz
    Posted August 29, 2007 at 6:58 am | Permalink

    @Hashihime: I do not mind that it is clueless in the sense of Toukan Gettan because it accounts to something. This show, I swear, accounts to nothing.

    @Drm: @_@ Why petunias. Me get no joke.

    @Kyokii: Well, if a miipa~ came, that will be wonderful. Well, Tsuruya is definitely the best nevertheless. Oh, how was your viewing of the 4 minute anime?

    @Rollchan: nope, i have seen 6 minutes series, but 4 minute is like breaking speed. I still have no clue what this is about.

    @Xerox: I don’t get the joke darn it!!!

  11. Kyokii
    Posted August 29, 2007 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    @Impz: It’s Nii~pa, NII~pa!!!

    AND… I quit watching after 1 minute. The whale freaked me out. I only wasted 1 minute or so, but you wasted 4, so I win!

    =p

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