School Days 11: Turning Point

I hope Katsura is simply saving her saw for another day, otherwise…

Damn I lament the fact that the studio has neither confirmed nor denied the possibility of Itou’s death. Where the heck is Admiral Raymond A. Spruance when you need him? We need a man who can be snap decisions that are the right decisions to ensure a most ignoble end to the life of Itou and his unborn monster.

I am so disappointed in Hauptmann Katsura. Like any Japanese anime twit when given a weapon she can barely comprehend how to use it. Now if she were a woman scorned from any where else heads would be rolling by now. I give up; the most promising bringer of retribution has failed, or at best has successfully deceived all of us in a single brilliant stroke. This is why these goddamn Jap doormats both in fiction and in reality (politicians mostly) think that simply saying sorry without an ounce of sincerity can cure all. You start by saying sorry and correct whatever it is you have fucked up. Saying sorry is not the be all end all of punishment. Death is, and I am still waiting for a head to roll…

I am most pleased that Nanami is now a pariah. Every one knows that she is a mean little skank who bullied Katsura. No one wants anything to do with her and rightfully so, for her punishment is to live an interesting life. What better start by having a most ruined future as recompense for public indecency? I don’t give a crap if she never intended to make a sex tape the seniors merely put a hidden camera to expose such loose villains. Nanami chose friends like Kato and her Gang of Four, and as a friend she should know well how treacherous they can be. Indeed at Sakakino High with friends such as these who needs enemies? Nanami had her fun, now she must pay for it. Like they say in economics, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

Sekai would you like to accept Itou as your personal savior? Would you like to join our congregation in killing ourselves to get on the mothership? We are not cult, even if we are still taxed as a business.

The difference between Hikari and Taisuke is simple, Taisuke has taste and Hikari has none. At least Taisuke remained true to his heart, but Hikari just sleeps around with Itou not once, not twice, but three times. I could not help but laugh at such miserable creature. I thought Setsuna was a hypocrite Hikari is an even bigger hypocrite. Hikari is Captain Obvious she tells Skeai that Itou might be unfaithful as long as Sekai is shut in her room. As if Itou was not philandering before… We are never given a reason as to why Hikari ends up mating with Itou, though in all honesty reason here had probably left all of them long ago… Such are the unwarranted and illogical matings of Hikari and Setsuna to Itou that their treachery should forever live on as setsukari (a bastardization of harakiri another equally daft act). Truly now it is plain as day that any one who argues that Itou is a player needs to have their head examined or curb stomped. Hikari’s setsukari lays bare the only reason why Itou mates as much as he does, all of his mates are lemmings. So Itou is not only guilty of being a cheater and liar, but of bestiality as well. Well Hikari while I demand your head on a stake, at least you had the decency to break it off while in country with Itou. Stay away Hikari and perhaps no one will even know what you have done. Haruhi-sama knows that a used and broken Hikari is not high on Taisuke’s list of must haves. Better start atoning Hikari, committing setsukari is a serious offense, indeed you are now ruined for marriage in the truest sense of the phrase.

Speaking of the Gang of Four Lemmings also decide to commit setsukari. I had dearly hoped that they would pay for it, but it seems the writers have a hard on for multiple partners. Just listening to their plans can easily drive one mad. “Itou must be a great performer” is their line of though rather than “Itou’s partners sure have low standards.” I hope they all get multiple VDs to mark them out. Even after Sekai is revealed to be pregnant they simply pick out their next target. Such an attitude is despicable. Now I know many a foolish brat would welcome them into their arms. Such idiots deserve to die naked in a pool of their own vomit so the police can bear witness to a well deserved ignoble death; not to mention record it on film. Fools such as these deserve to have their inglorious diseases and maladies listed in their obituaries. Real men have no desire to die naked or with VD, and such a fate awaits those who how lack discretion and a moral compass. If they do not die from VD itself; I hope the cost of health care ruin them through crushing and well deserved poverty. May such heathens’ only legacy be a very hilarious photo-op at their expense. Still I could not help but laugh at the sight of such stupidity.

Hmm…Crabs, Herpes simplex I and II, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Hepatitis B. So you don’t have HIV Itou? I though that you had a complete collection…Oh you’re still working on that eh?

I cannot believe that Kato redeemed herself by breaking it off. That was unexpected, and to be honest disappointing I was hoping that she would be the first to die. Well I can only hope she becomes a better person for it and at least she got rid of her so called “friends.” I will give Kato a full pardon if she delivers the coup de grace to the first female victim of who ever becomes the agent of vengeance. I would give her medal if she does Itou in as an evil that must not exist.

I hereby demote Katsura from Hauptmann to Ittohei, for a Imperial Jap private is probably the lowest of the low in the pecking order. The Oberkommando der Anime is not pleased with her current lack of progress. I dearly hoped that her stroking of knives and weapons and imaginary conversations were a precursor to a retribution operation. Alas it was not to be and Itou saves himself from retribution for one and hopefully only one more episode. I hope that after all Itou has put her through this is really just a ploy to kill Itou, and leave behind his naked corpse in public. At least she made Itou cry, but that better be just the beginning. All that preparation and build up for nothing? Deus ex machina this is not; more like machinery of the devil, I’d say. Please for the love of Haruhi-sama Katsura may this be a covert operation, do not let Itou fool you again, kill him. Kill him now!

That statement alone is reason enough to want to kill him. Silly bitch you cannot just wish it away. There are many ways to make it not happen though Itou lacks the intelligence, not the indecency mind you, to make it so.

Sekai was so laughable this time around. She asks some rather stupid questions, like if she isn’t she good enough, and the daftest of all to how could Itou be so callous? Easy Itou has been practicing. So the bitch is carrying the spawn of Itou and is happy about it. First Sekai gets all doom and gloom about Setsuna, first dan of setsukari, leaving her and then starts to act all longing and forlorn. I could not help but find Sekai browsing through her old text messages to console her self about Itou sleeping with Kato rather humorous. Poor Sekai she can’t leave her home without Setsuan to hold her hand. Boo hoo crossing the street is scary Sekai needs Setsuan to drag her across. Now old letters and pictures from relations no longer there I can understand, but text messages? Really how romantic can you be when you have to use abbreviations to communicate? E-mail is little better as those are littered with the worst grammar I have ever seen. How can stfu 143 gtg compare to My Dearest Agatha… Cry baby Sekai is a sight to behold. Such is the sweetness of it all that she is reading up on how she helped Itou cheat. Oh the irony of having Sekai console her self on being cast aside by reminiscing how her machinations sidelined Katsura. Allegedly there is no one who cares about her or so she claims or as I call it, makes believe. Oh did her mother die or something? Nope her mom is working herself like a dog so that Sekai can carve out a living. What about God or Haruhi-sama, fuck what about Google? Nope as a damned heathen Seaki does not believe in anything other than Itou. At least she confronted Itou about her pregnancy in public. I applaud her using her outdoor voice for all to hear that Itou is the baby’s daddy. In one swift stroke she has destroyed the harem and brought an end to the mating of lemmings. Too bad she is carrying the spawn of that ingrate otherwise she would have been given a pardon. However as such I am barely willing to even commute her death sentence to life.

What the heck was up with with this underdressed Sekai anyways? I don’t think skanks are attractive. While a woman with child is usually a beautiful thing, it is not attractive. Dear me I think that some one on the writing staff has a hard on for pregnant women. Still this spawn of Itou cannot come of any good therefore I propose that Sekai’s “right to choose” be rescinded. Besides Sekai is not good at making choices… In the event that she guts Itou she can, nay, must have an abortion before the end of the second trimester. If Sekai fails to kill Itou then Seaki must suffer a miscarriage or die shortly after the birth of Itou’s mutant baby. The spawn of Itou can never be allowed to enter this world. By allowing Itou’s child to be born, you, Sekai, will have handed over our sacred planet to one of the greatest evils of all time. I prophesy to you this demon child will plunge our lands into the abyss and will inflict immeasurable woe on our people. Future generations will curse you in your grave for such an action.

Good grief Itou has gotten so lazy that he wants the lemmings to come to him for mating rituals. Had Kato asked him to come over to her Itou would have declined it as bothersome.

Itou started out so damn cocky in the first half having mated with all the lemmings as they all committed setsukari. I can’t believe he found another underutilized place to mate. Then again on a second look it was the science lab…I guess we know why every two bit bitch in this joint is dumb they don’t have biology class and I doubt that they have math either. Heh, little wonder why these fuckers hardly realized that contraception is a good way of not getting pregnant, they reduced the use of rubber and lube to mere ritual and formality rather than necessity! Itou sounded like a retard when he saw Sekai for the first time in a long time, he just driveled on like a retard; nary a hello ever crossed his mind.

Itou was most hateful and disgusting as he tried to say that the kid was not his. It was, for it was not he would have asked for a paternity test, but no science is useless… I can’t believe he asked for a way to make his progeny disappear. Yeah that’s right Itou wants Sekai to have an abortion for his sake. He protests that he is a mere high school student. Aww… poor Itou he doesn’t want to be a teenage parent. Damn should have thought about that before you started practicing eh? So instead of being a real man and accepting the mutant baby as his own he wants to leave Sekai as a single teenage mother. How manly of Itou cowering in fear from responsibility…I always knew the rotten son of a bitch was going to try something like this. Those who argue that Itou was redeemable before fail to understand that those who hate him have long sensed the treachery and base nature of this foul beast. Any plea of innocence on Itou’s behalf is guilty of wasting my time, the verdict has always stood then and now that Itou is undeniably guilty.

That’s urine you idiot. Do you need a diaper? Or is defcating and urinating in public just as acceptable as mating in public for you these days?

Itou tries to place all the blame on Sekai never once does he tolerate the fact that it takes two people to make a baby. Sure Itou its not your fault that your mating mechanism came in contact with Sekai’s. Haruhi-sama knows that Itou never forced himself onto any body. Itou is just an innocent little puppy. Too bad there’s a whole army of guys like me that would kick such a “little puppy” into the street. That was one mighty lie that Itou was trying to pass off as the truth. even when he is wandering about trying to find his next prey he constantly bemoans the fact that Sekai revealed everything. His high school life is ruined boo hoo. Welcome to your high school days mother fucker! You have peaked at the most unimportant part of your life many sane people would rather do without. If by some hated Japanese writer miracle you survive to a reunion, Taisuke and Katsura will be the only successful people there. At this reunion it is revealed that Taisuke had given up women altogether after seeing the fucktastrophe that was Itou’s harem to found a multi-billion dollar software giant. Katsura will still have her money and a whole line of well to do suitors. As for the rest…Kato merely gets by after she realizes that women’s basketball is not big in Japan, she is still single for the stench of Itou still lingers. The remnants of the Gang of Four all show signs of advanced HIV and herpes, and after having whored themselves out for a mere three months after dropping out graduation only to find some meager employment as one boob strippers. Hikari will kill herself after realizing what mistake it had been to mate with Itou and give up on Taisuke 2.0. Sekai will become a fundamentalist with twenty some odd kids after having found God or Haruhi-sama while dumpster diving when her head met a rock. Setsuna will have been killed in a Parisian riot after telling the French to eat cake. Itou of course will become that creepy obese motherfucker and registered sex offender who is always trying to cop a feel.

I cannot hide my joy at seeing Itou being seen for all that he is. In one devastating strike his harem has fallen. The lemmings have all blocked his calls and every sensible woman gives him a wide berth, even children do not dare go near the foul creature. Itou cries about how everything was going so well until Sekai announced to the world that she was with the spawn of Itou. Such is Itou’s heresy that he dare asks why he is being punished, simple God, Haruhi-sama, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Bob hate you. Itou has never earned anything, the fact that his handout days are over is cause for celebration!

P-r-e-gnant being pregnant is is alright with ye. Eat what you want because the fat is free. You are pregnant… (Nourishment is one thing being a glutton is quite another.)

Itou’s groveling before Katsura was comical he was crying over the fact that he has no harem. I cannot believe how insincere he is. Itou treated Katsura like crap and only now when left with no other choice he “takes” her back. I did not here a sorry any were in his spiel worthy of mention. Sure he technically said sorry, but that was after the whole “spare me, I never knew” bullshit. Itou lays it on thick with the self pity. No doubt that in no time at all he will be asking for another go at mating at another unromantic venue, probably a dumpster. I can only hope that Kastura kills him with his undies down.

I really despise how these writers are trying to use Christmas this way. Long have those damn Jap writers waged war upon Christmas. But to equate Itou’s spawn as baby Jesus and sully the Virgin Mary with an allusion that included Katsura and Sekai? I am incensed and outraged at this. What the fuck?! No greater being no matter how compassionate can ever accept Itou with open arms. Itou is a cancer upon all creation and evolution, he must be purged. If the writers ever use that crappy ending that sullies Christmas with double pregnancy it would cheat all those who are still watching! No one on earth who has any decency wants to see Itou even remotely happy, any one who does needs to be shot as an Itou cultist! If Setsuna returns for more setsukari then she must die. For this heinous blasphemy I demand that no such happy ending for Itou ever take place as recompense. Repent School Days writers for you are sinners in the hands of an angry God! May God have mercy upon your souls if you fail for I will not.

I dearly hope that this indicates that there is a one in four chance of Katsura still going loco. That better not mean that Itou has a one in four chance of dying…