School Days 9: Festival of Fools

Oh no the Red ring of Death! My 360 just died. Wait… whew it still works. Hopefully this is just a portent of DOOM!

I find that labeling this show as shounen romance, as some of my comrades have opted do, to be disturbing. Not that they are wrong. However, associating the word romance with School Days ought to be a crime. Romance was once far above the morass of bodice rippers that we in this degenerate age have come to see. Indeed in days that have long since faded into memory Romance was associated with the Song of Roland, and Beowulf. In days past romance had to be epic, but the only thing epic about School Days is the epic stupidity of the cast.

So fucking Kato is the next to fall. Good the bitch deserves Itou as a mate and with any luck they will be forever a couple until death do they part, and I do mean DEATH. Hopefully that day will thunder upon them while in flagrante delicto. I hope Taisuke does push Katsura over the edge with the truth and hopefully nothing but the truth.

I see one lousy fucker with many kids in your future, this will happen very soon. No gestation will still be 9 months, and they will not have the same mother. I see a woman with a knife and fire, lots of fire…Oh if you’re worried about being separated again don’t worry I see that both of you being dropouts is as indisputable as sunrise.

So that worthless traitor Setsuna tries to justify her crime. There can be no forgiveness, no leniency for the crime of loving and kissing that worm. Your pathetic little try at sophistry fails to impress. For wasting my time Setsuna ought to be thrown as kindling in the after school bon fire in their heathen ritual. “I never meant” is a most pathetic argument, just like any crappy IJA excuse or lack there of. Katsura should tell Sekai everything. I would have loved to see if Sekai would turn on Setsuna for her Itou. Sekai must feel what it is like to be betrayed by a so called friend. I can’t believe Setsuna felt no remorse over what she had done. It was for Sekai, it was all for Sekai’s sake. Really you want a good memory? How about a fucking picture?! They say a picture is worth a thousand words, even if those thousand words are all curses when it comes to a blasphemous image of the heathen Itou… Whenever I hear the Japanese talk of peace treaties I always rest assured that they are worse than the Treaty of Versailles, it is less than a piece of paper and but a temporary truce for less than 24 hours. I hope Class 1 and Class 2 launch an invasion while Setsuna went to that sad little play. Oh a flower of desire how fucking subtle, guess there is a distinct lack of imagination in this school. What the hell passes for the curriculum there anyway? It’s like Setsuna hit a baseball into a car window, sure she never mean to break anything while juicing, but she at least has to apologize. However Setsuna is a lot like Itou she can’t ever say sorry and mean it.

Go to France you lousy bitch, it was selfish and hardly harmless. The walls have eyes you stupid fucker. No one is innocent once their mother has left the room, so stop lying. No, your negative bust size isn’t going to save you either. You have disgraced green haired otome every where. Fond memory, Bah! Nostalgia has a wonderful way of making the days of old seem brighter than they were. Fond memory… I hope those are her last words when Katsura slits her throat after telling Sekai what a dirty little whore Setsuna is.

Don’t worry though as a drop out will no longer have to worry about your parent’s they will disown you. You do have a job lined up right? Oh…uh the number for the employment office…try Google. You don’t believe in Google? Well sir I can only make divinations not miracles.

Setsuna runs away leaving the baking of cakes to that heretic Itou and that slut Sekai. The whole scene disgusted me Itou and Sekai’s try to get lovey dovey. I bet these fuckers did not even have the goddamn courtesy to wash their hands. I hope they get food poisoning from eating their own nasty cake. Damn I guess in Japan there is no need for a health inspector.

Itou is a whiny little bitch. Oh I’ve been in the kitchen all day, boo hoo. Itou doesn’t want to work. If Itou gets drafted I want him as a cook. Not that I want to eat anything he makes, but the minute the fucker decides to slack off I would like to see a whole platoon of angry grunts tear him limb from limb in a minor mutiny.

Yep, Katura’s gotta gun. I hear that both of you want to be lawyers. Guess what not only is Katsura President she is Vice President too. How about we go hunt some quail? Kasura does not take “no” for an answer…

So it turns out the lounge is some sick twisted tradition pulled out the asses of ever bimbo who ever walked through the halls of this accursed place. Haruhi-sama did indeed weep at the sight of a school ground despoiled; I must see to it that this location is razed. Male fantasy, I hope this is. Any miserable creature that offers herself in such a disgraceful manner ought to be shot. They are worse than hippies, at least the free love and free VD is part of a drug induced utopia, but here they simply bow down, pay for the whole date, and have to give it up. Say what you will chastity being a quaint thing of the past. If this is to be the world of the future I would sooner push the big shiny red button and blow up every major settlement twice over, and that is just the American and Soviet nuclear stockpiles. Such idiotry astounds me.

I hope Nanami gets more than she bargains for with her sempai. I hope she gets crabs and herpes. She does not strike me as the type to turn to a real doctor; I bet she just thinks that doctor is just a game she can play. Good grief if every girl in that school is a whore then I wish that there would be a Sakakino Shooter. Hurry up Katsura, infamy and immortality can be yours once you kill them all as they flee desperately from even a modest arsenal of pistols. Time to start sniping people at random. Time to put some fear into them. Remember to lock them all in their class rooms so that none escape.

Dude Sekai did not even hit home with her knee cap. What a fucking dick.

So Itou continually gropes Sekai’s big whore ass while making a cake. The only thing Sekai does that is remotely good is to knee Itou in the crotch. Damn I wish she gave him a head butt and a second kick as well. Sekai you are one lazy slut. So Itou hops away and sucks on a corn dog to practice giving himself a blow job. Kato sees him and swoops in. Itou just eyes her in a very obviously dirty way, and as expected Kato is a whore too. After meandering about like to headless chickens, Sekai’s slut sense is a afire and she snatches Itou back and glares at Kato. How about them apples Sekai? If Itou’s “I am gonna rape you” face did not give it away, Kato’s amateur slut ways were easy enough to detect.

So motherfuckers Sekai and Itou run off and shiver in horror at the thought that Katsura has come for them. A nice start, it was high time for them to feel the menacing presence of Katsura’s malevolent scorn and murderous intent. Turns out the “girlfriend” is just Kokoro with her friend Uzuki. Uzuki is a smart little girl as sees the obvious love triangle soon to be pentagon we got going. Sekai offers the kids cake so she can fatten them up and eat them, but Uzuki is a crafty one and declines. One because Sekai is a cheater and cannot be trusted, two because Itou would rape kids if he was given the chance, and thirdly if she wanted to avoid this school for retards she had better start studying. Uzuki, if you are smart you will never make an appearance here ever again. Just take Kokoro and have your loli-yuri time.

You know they say you are what you eat… Itou is a dick.

I can’t believe that Itou and his peers refer to themselves as adults. They lack control, and if they were adults then the world has truly entered dharmic decline. What arrogance these fuckers have, oh I can mate so I am now an adult. Damn being an adult must be easy letting your elders work as you get fat off their blood, sweat, toil, and tears. Hardly any of these motherfuckers have a job that is not illegal. Just as well if they get killed the killer won’t be slandered as a killer of children. Hear that Katsura you are killing adults not kids, so no need to hold back. You cannot be tried for war crimes as you have killed only adults, not children, the sick, or the old. Give it your all.

So through out the episode remnants of the Gang of Four mock and jeer Katsura all day until she can barely hold back her tears. Given their black hearts and stupid nature it is rather fantastic that they can delude themselves as being even remotely attractive. I’d shoot them on sight. I hope Katsura remembers them for they will be the first to die. So the next time you see a person about to go insane do not mock them. Give them candy instead that way when they go postal you get a thank you instead of a bullet. I wish Katsura had shoved them down the stairs. It could have looked like an accident. Katsura could have snapped their necks just to be sure; nothing is worse than a barely alive witness. They had their fingers in their panties when Katsura just walked up. It would not be her fault if these wankers killed themselves while wanking down a flight of stairs.

No thanks you skanky whore. Cakes made out of Itou’s seed are a bio-hazard. Besides I don’t see any hand sanitizer or a washing station and your hands smell funny. Lastly it seems some one has put on a little weight…

Kato meets up with Taisuke who tells the bitch straight up that Itou dodges the question of did he really break up. Kato beings to fill Taisuke’s head with ideas, very dangerous ideas… Kato says that it is manly to pursue a girl persistently and constantly. Bitch please, that is not love that its stalking. The only one I want to see stalking anyone is Katsura stalking Sekai and Itou. I don’t mean simply standing our in the rain while Itou and Sekai mate. Oh no, I want Katsura to be in the house in the crawl space making phone calls to freak them out. I want Katsura to drop random objects in their path and in their wake. I want Katsura to know how many times Sekai farts every hour of every day of every year until Katsura strikes Sekai with a fatal blow. I want Katsura to sign them up for tons of spam, and to rob them off all their money not in their pockets. I want Katsura to toy with them.

So Sekai is trying to use her small bust size and glue herself to Itou. She gets pulled away by “customers” for “service.” No sooner does she leave that Itou finally realizes that Katsura has been trying to contact him, Itou flees in terror from the class as Katsura will come for him. Kato presents her skanky self and drags Itou to the least romantic place that these godless motherfuckers mate. I know how that tissue got there. Every two bit skank in the school was stuffing their push up bras with tissue which was then used by their “boyfriends” or as I call them sexual predators to wank off. The trash was for all the used tissue wads these skanks could not eat because they were full. So Itou flips Kato over and hits her weak point for massive damage. After she puts on her kiddy bra Kato offers herself up as mistress. Itou then runs off to dance with Sekai in their godless festival. Sekai sees this as affirmation that she is indeed the girlfriend. Itou looks like his puppy just died.

Yup, see too much cake is bad for you. Especially if you are dumb enough to eat a cake made by Itou. Do you feel nauseous? Do you feel faint? Tsuruya’s Fang, I think you have a hard on.

While Sekai is busy earning the wrath of Haruhi-sama, Katsura is accosted by Taisuke. I am not willing to jump to any hasty conclusions. However, while it is implied that something drastic had occurred, I want proof not leads. For all I know Katsura could simply be disheveled from fighting off Taisuke and Taisuke is on top of her bleeding out as I type. Okay so Taisuke is not dead…All I know is that Katsura better go nuts and start breaking out her war chest and using it. I hope she spends all that money she has to ruin Itou, Kato, the Gang of Four, Setsuna, and Sekai. Looking at her home money is of no concern…

Yeah because backward rituals and promises from a known cheater are proven ways to make him your boyfriend Sekai. Oh I heard Katsura is about to embark on a jihad, you need not worry Sekai you are the girlfriend now you have nothing to fear from a woman scorned…