I went to Japan…

… and bought a choco cornet and a melon pan. What I was going to do was take photos of the two and shop them into doing EPIC BATTLE, Gurren Lagann style. Flame-Hair Blazing-Eye Melon Pan versus MO-EH, DORILLU, BUREKA!

So what happened?

I got hungry. And I ate the choco cornet.

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Looks mighty lonely, doesn’t it. Sitting there all alone in its wrapper. That’s ok, it’ll be meeting its friend soon. After that, they’ll become one in the great big food heaven known as my intestines, in my own version of the Human Instrumentality Protect. Except, instead of tang, they turn into, well, poop.

Poop! Pooooop! Ah, Kyouko-chan, how you amuse me.

poop.jpg
Unchi! Shit! Poop!

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11 Comments

  1. Posted February 2, 2008 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    haha, Melon-Pan ftw!

  2. Posted February 2, 2008 at 9:57 am | Permalink

    Does it taste good?
    You should have bought ‘Taiyaki’ too hehe…

  3. Posted February 2, 2008 at 10:15 am | Permalink

    wow. just about the most random post I have seen ever in this blog ~_~

  4. Posted February 2, 2008 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    LOL random

  5. D.J
    Posted February 2, 2008 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    randomness is good.

    Melon pan = yummy.

  6. Posted February 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    Nice post. Ah, what great content group blog collaboration brings us :D

  7. Posted February 2, 2008 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Try 7-11′s sushi, it’s pretty good for a convenience store. A tad bit expensive, though. Melon bread is cheaper than sushi. Still, I survived on sushi and melon bread when I was in Japan; but sushi tasted better than melon bread, since I don’t really have much of a sweet tooth.

  8. Posted February 3, 2008 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    aww… ronery meron pan, here’s a meron-pan-trio to accompany you :P

  9. Posted February 3, 2008 at 3:35 am | Permalink

    I’ve always wondered what melonpan tastes like. It probably doesn’t taste anything like a melon since it doesn’t even contain melon in the first place :|

  10. Shippoyasha
    Posted February 3, 2008 at 6:05 am | Permalink

    Peanut bread >>>>>>>>>>> Melon-pan (You’ll understand if you go to any decent bakery in Japan).

    An-pan > Taiyaki.

  11. bamboowitch
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 11:29 am | Permalink

    I deciding. Lupus is a mad blogger XD Is that all you got? 2 pastries? what about breakfast,lunch and dinner ^^” How lond did you stay at Japan O.o

    I wanna try Melonpan and compare it to Pinapple buns…
    You can’t compare things which have chocolate in with things that don’t its unthinkable!!!

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