The time has come again ye faithful loyalists of the
Britannia Blighty Empire! Lulu the Bastard once again stalks the land spreading emo and poncy dancing in his wake of public masturbation with his own diction. For centuries the soldiers of the Blighty Empire have defended the last bastion of the reasonably free world. We have been fighting the good fight against those democratic plutocrats of Europe, and the imperial communists of East Asia. Now a new threat arises out of the ashes of the accursed lands of Area 11. Lured by promises of loli-sis-con the filthy elevens have tried to take up arms against the benevolent rule of his majesty, the Blighty Emperor. It is now time to meet this threat head on as all true Tommies, Yanks, Canucks, Diggers, Kiwis, Gurkhas, Sikhs, Malays, and Soldiers of the King’s African Rifles must obliterate the arrogant elevens for daring to embark upon a third half assed uprising. (By the way grab a pound of salt you’re going to need it)
Indeed our honored Lady Lords of Blighty are some of the most radiant women in all of history from the deadly Mistress of Yuri Sis-con Corenlia, and the talented engineer Cecile to the deadliest PE Teacher of all Time Villeta Nu, the Blighty Empire is not short of women who can punch an eleven through a wall. Let us not forget that the traitorous Kallen also owes much of her assets to Blighty genes So take heart defenders of the Blighty Empire for while those filthy elevens are destined to win because they are the most emo bastards of all we shall enjoy making the cost of their victory so high that the eleven language will be less than one generation away from only being spoken in hell by the time we retreat form those worthless islands that are prone to earth quakes.
The fight will not be easy as the honored dead of MI6 found to their cost. Lulu the bastard has in his possession a green haired witch from beyond the moon. Through Lulu this bitch seeks to rule the world as the power behind Lulu’s throne of gold. While she can survive head shots, remember that the next time you see her that you must sever her head and quarter the body. Do not let her looks deceive you for there is a compatibility issue in her pants and her mating mechanism is theorized to have a taste for man flesh with often deadly and castrating consequences. Even if MI6 is wrong about this the glutton has a habit of running up pizza bills in their last report her tab stood at 980 billion Euros. Standing policy is “pay before you play.”
Let it never be said that Blighty does not civilize the peoples it encounters why even that Easterling of Khand, the so called Black King, was an ignorant savage who worshiped Sauron in his hovel before being turned by the forces of High King of what was then Gondor. While the elevens would have us believe that the gladiatorial combat and the bunny hunts were degrading, nothing could be further from the truth. Those men you saw were actually sumo wrestlers, but in light of the new anti-obesity programs they were forced to thin down. As for the Bunny hunt it has been long established that the pre-Blighty elevens were conducting bunny hunts of their own and some other freaky shit involving dudes with eight p*****s, at least that is the current findings from the 750 GB hard drive labled “hentai” of the eleven historian Taro-kun. Besides when they do it its tradition, but when gaijin do it they get all angry call us weaboo.
So listen not to the honeyed lies of those emo elevens and their contemptuously emo allies. Do not support the trash of Pizza Hut, choose Round Table instead. So take heart supporters of Blighty for we will see that the hated elevens shall bleed themselves white during their banzai charges into the teeth of our overwhelming firepower. Millay, Shirley, Villeta, Cornelia, Cecile, and many others yet to come, appreciate your support.
Britannia Blighty! (This message was approved by the Blighty Ministry of Propaganda Information. We do all the thinking editing for you.)
Seriously: Yeah I was bored with having no subs for my stuff and mein kamraden Calawain was kind enough to let me hitch a ride on his posts so that Impz doesn’t kill me for not posting. I’ll keep it to just an impression and perhaps a few captions to go along with what ever Calawain puts up, not doubt I must get creative when dealing with Kallen, which will be about 90% of his screen shots. Calawain is pro-Eleven, while I am pro-Blighty so expect to delve fruitlessly for the truth from the few points we might agree upon. So yeah if you wish to see if I put anything just place your cursor over the picture in question.