Itazura na Kiss 02: Evil Kotoko is fine too.

The Oberkommando der Anime supports Kotoko in her noble quest.

Well this is terribly late but if I just finished that boorish historical fan fiction piece that most of the Academic world knows as The History of the Kings of Britain by Geoffrey of Monmouth good thing that even in his day the real historians called it fanciful bullshit and in the 16th Century they finally debunked the work as non-history and established that the author was cutting and pasting in what we could today call plagiarism. I am being overly mean as fiction it is decent if uninspired ego boosting bullshit/Norman and Welsh propaganda. Still for not mentioning Boudica, Queen of the Iceni, I hope Geoffrey of Monmouth burns in hell to be sodomized by Scots, Irish, Picts, Saxons, Romans, Libyans, Parthians, Saxons, and every other group that xenophobic prick wanted to fight.

Impz is busy so you boys and girls are stuck with me this time around, so sorry for the change in structure. So Itazura na Kiss then, well I have to say it was far more entertaining that reading Geoffrey and Kotoko was simply marvelous in her dealings with that uncouth Naoki. Clearly Kotoko was trained at the Dresden Infantry School and has learned to apply Hutier tactics to reduce the pathetic defenses of Naoki…

Yes let him go so we can march him off into some secluded woods to machine gun deal with him.

Yes they do.

Yeah so GTFO you ugly fucker.

After infiltrating herself into the home of Naoki Kotoko has captured a room of her own from that hateful little shouta Yuki Irie after a fierce battle where Kotoko finally brought her flammenwerfer to bear and burned him out sending Yuki into a panic as he ran about nude to the room of Naoki with his pride broken. It was a glorious victory worthy of song. Despite her success her efforts to maintain close contact with Naoki proved to be more difficult than anticipated. Fortunately Kotoko’s stosstruppen training allowed her to cover enough kilometers to close the gap. Interference from Yuki was completely negated by Machiko who expertly tied Yuki down and humiliated him by picking him up as if he were some small animal. The OKA recommends that Yuki be thrown head first into a wood chipper so that Yuki will no longer impede Kotoko’s relentless offensive.

Saving money was a most wise decision. The OKA is against the wasting of funds for clothing.

I trust you repeated this tactic when raising that ugly second child.

Yes the loli-swim gear was most humiliating, save that one for a rainy day.

One of the first fortifications that Kotoko had to overcome was the arrogance of Naoki. To do this she had to do well enough on a test to put Naoki in his place. Despite the initial set backs during her studies, timely support from Machiko delivered vital intelligence to Kotoko. Apparently Naoki was once a seasoned loli trap whose appearance was most feminine and kawaii. Sparing little time Kotoko swiftly used this new weapon to devastating effect. In one bold stroke Kotoko not only humbled Naoki but also forced her opponent to fulfill her will. Clausewitz would have been proud. Now that Kotoko had her boot to Naoki’s throat Naoki had no choice but to help Kotoko study.

Achtung Kotoko has adopted a pony tail, this is fine too.

Your evil laughter is not yet superior, work on it.

This one must be trained so that she may infiltrate to a closer position in future operations. In short move closer.

Her studies bore more than academic fruit as Machiko’s camera pierces earth, cloud, shadow and flesh. So complete was Kotoko’s victory and Machiko’s guile that even more devastating intelligence was gathered much of it would serve to cause Naoki no end of anxiety and fear. It was this ability to muster superior intelligence that resulted in Kotoko conquering Naoki and force him into servitude until the end of her days. Kotoko would claim 50th after her hard work. Naoki got 1st but that was neither unexpected nor Herculean. Success was complete as Naoki was compelled to hold the door for Kotoko and wish her luck. Naoki did recover the photo as Kotoko had promised, but thanks to the efforts of Kin-chan, Satomi, and Jinko knowledge of Naoki and Kotoko’s new found barracks sharing was made into an open secret. Kin-chan though nearly lost his life upon finding out.

My what a convincing trap he was.

You lose.

Not one to show of your whole hand are ya, Kotoko?

The OKA is delighted to see that Kotoko is now at least actively communicating. For his insolence in making Kotoko cry the OKA has demanded vengeance upon Naoki. Fortunately, for him, because Kotoko loves him so much we shall refrain from running him over with a heavy panzer abtielung. The OKA wishes F-Class the best of luck even though they or perhaps because they are all green. Kotoko will definitely be happy!

Poor Kin-chan, worry not for there is another…

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