I do not know what the politically correct statement is, but I am so fricking moe I can forgive Hinano for anything that I see in the game. Anyway, Hinano finally released the RenAi Blogger game, and I am trying to get all the different routes of the game. Currently, I only finished the Usagijen’s ending, and obviously I want to have some self-loving with Impz.
What the hell am I even saying? Just go play it and laugh your heart out.
P/s: How do I get to Impz’s path. Can someone make a bloody walkthrough for the game-illiterate here?
PP/s: I finally unlocked everything and all the paths. Anyone needs help? Perhaps, I should do a freaking walkthrough. Ha Ha Ha.
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Best line ever was Chase saying he’d watch his back around Impz, haha. Double entendre FTW.
Oh GAWD, I can’t help but be horrified that someone would be Moe Moe for their own online persona.
Is Impz a trap in this one as well?
@Kabitzin: AHAHAHA, i noticed that and laughed my ass off. I personally like Hinano’s path the most because it’s the most god damn vulgar and amusing one. I wonder why Hinano made herself a tsundere of all things. I guess she is kinda like one?
@Myssa: Me too. I am pretty much horrified, particularly when I became extremely interested to see how my path will be like (despite being a side character). I think I got the path, and I had a freaking amusing name by any luck. Yes, sadly, I am still a trap as you can see above. T_T
Myssa Rei: First this, then Jason-ko. And now he’s trying to do himself in a Ren-Ai game. So… scared yet?
This is what happens when Kyonko is unleashed – Tzeentch’s influence grows.
@haesslich: HEY HEY, I ONLY THOUGHT THAT IMPZ WAS MOE… I mean the one in ren ai blogger was moe. Saying that the character is moe has absolutely nothing to do with doing Impz. Oh god, this is gonna be so damn messy to explain.
T_T. I wish for a longer path though. I finished all the paths. Or at least i thought i did.
Whoa who said it was messy? Calm down there Impz…
Hint hint: You get the Impz ending when you pick the wrong last choice at Natsuko’s.
Enjoy.
@Hasselich: Touché. I just finished only 35% of the Lexicanum…
Time to face the Inquisition…[/reference]
Hmm, I guess this will be the only time I intro’ed into a OEL DIY ren-ai sim game.
I was so shocked that Calawain would leave players out to dry like that. That Traitor!
Then again he’s a lawyer no warning or nothing when you first meet Impz…Calawain literally throws you under the trap and laughs hysterically. T_T
But why can’t there be a happy ending with Impzie?????
It seems the game focus mostly on lolz.
I feel offended, it doesn’t have the Metrosexual Extrange….
@Impz: Hinano’s MyAnimeList username is “Tsundere” after all…
Didn’t even take more than an hour to unlock all the paths….
“and obviously I want to have some self-loving…”: now I know why Impz was portrayed like that in the game.
Now you can be all rabu rabu for yourself, Impz! Sorta…
haha…its a trap
Damn, is anyone else dissapointed in the Impz ending? There should of been a ‘just go for it’ choice!
…
I must say… there’s not even a word for what I’m feeling/thinking atm
I’m a sexy beast while Impz is just disturbingly awesome.
LOL my game has made 2 of THAT bloggers more narcissistic
Impz-chan ℳℴℯ❤
the first time i saw you on that game, i laughed so hard, i almost fell off my chair. you are the one moe moe character in the whole game!
this is sooo wrong…
OMG i manage to get impz on my first try. How sad and creepy.
My eyes require bleaching. @-@
roflmao @ all the comments here. I feel sad for them, yet amused at whatever shock they went through
Way to go, Impz!
You guys are all uncreative. I’m going for the NICE BOAT ending on my first runthrough. Wish me luck.
@Haesslich
I only play to win…
Crusader: Some games have no win conditions, but only see how long you can live before dying or getting a trap ending. Fot the record, I want to get the bloodiest ending possible. Then we’ll work on the rest.
Except Impz.
OH NOES Impz is a trap! xD Damn. I was really going for the Chase x Impz ending. We need some yaoi love~ =o=
I totally agree. It would have been awesome.
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