World Destruction Ep 8: Ri A is less tsundere now and lol for the silly CPR

What? Delivering a simple love letter to your client this time?

So sorry for the (very) late post on this week’s episode. Damn you subbers, you’re all so slow in publishing the subs to us. And before I forget, all pictures shown here are credited to Crunchyroll. After watching this episode this makes my desire to compare Toppi and Kuma (or Teddie in the NA version) from Persona 4, since they are bear and they end their sentences with ‘kuma’. Oh, the hilarity…but I’ll only do that after WD (Anime series) ends and Persona 4 reaches to NA in December.

And I won’t be able to blog any of the series (with 90% confirm that I’ll be too busy with exams and stuff) when 2009 comes. So just treat Vampire Knight Guilty and Yozakura Quartet as the last anime series I’m going to blog about in 2008/2009. I won’t be leaving the blog anytime soon, and I won’t quit either, because quitters lose in battles.

Before I get this post rambling about my sick and stressful life, let’s get back to the episode, shall we?

World Destruction Committee does not print money, money-faced Agan! $$$

So with Agan taking over Kirie and Toppi over the philosophy talk about there are two kinds of (Add main topic here) crap and stuff. Agan was delivering things (As long as he gets paid) and got spot on his next delivery job in sending weapons for the Golden Lions Resistance team (Go back to my WD Episode 6 post to find out about the Golden Lions.) and it’s the team that Morte’s little brother joined to resist the ruling of the beastmen.

I’ve seen this somewhere before…deja vu? Wait, it’s the Singapore lion emblem! WTF is it doing here?

How dare you Golden Lions steal Singapore’s lion emblem???? And I have to make petty excuses to get out of the homework pit from my mother to get this post done, oh man. So our dear destroyers hopped on a sand whale to get to their next destination, Autumnland which is somehow similar to Summerland as both places let humans and beastmen mixed together without any organization interfering with the place. So they sink and Agan has to pick them up again (Look at Episode 2 to know what I’m coming about.) and this time, Kirie has the can of sand-whale meat in his hand instead of the Destruct Code.

Kirie: Ohh, my head hurts…spinning…Am I in heaven now? And where are my halo and angel wings?

Agan then makes a deal with the destroyers if they are going to Autumnland as he too needs to deliver goods over there too. But our poor Toppi says that they are bankrupt, boo hoo hoo…but anyways he lets them stay in the ship and as payment, they have to do dirty chores till they reach their destination. Too bad Kirie agree to the terms without second thought, and Toppi and Morte are left behind to lament on the deal Agan was discussing about.

For the 10000000th time, Agan, the World Destruction Committee does not print money so that when you retire, you can spend it on women and a big mansion.

And all was interrupted when a sandmarine (A play on the word submarine, for those who did not get what I mean by saying that word above.) that is piloted by walrus (pirates) beastmen shoot bazookas at the cargo ship. Morte asked if Agan can use missiles to shoot back, but Agan couldn’t do that as the ship the destroyers are boarding is not a warship. In addition, the ship does not have weapons on either. In the end they are captured and are tied up at the bottom of the sandmarine. (And I should say that the cargo ship is a useless ship with no defenses when it comes to pirates.)

Spot the Gundam Meisters (And one Red.) Hint: I AM GUNDAM!

Erm…getting a Singaporean citizenship? That’s what the emblem says!

Meanwhile when our destroyers (And delivery man) are tied up at the bottom of a sandmarine, Naja and Ri A comes to a conclusion that the WDC are heading towards Autumnland and are captured by pirates. So they are too glad to end their mission quickly by jumping into their sandmarine and get the 9,999,999,999,999 gold reward for capturing the World Destruction Committee. But their chances of getting them screwed up when they met our dear destroyers (And cargo delivery man) up at the same room where all the cargo are kept in.

This is a mutiny, people! We, the members of the World Salvation Committee are taking over this sandmarine and get our 9,999,999,999,999 gold reward!

Punching and kicking all those poor walruses behind, our destroyers faced off with the cargo, the World Salvation Committee and the remaining pirates at the same room, which Naja (With his once-in-a-lifetime useful brain) had a premonition that a bomb was hidden at the bottom of the cargo box. True enough, he found a time bomb placed at a secret and hidden place. Morte and Agan faced off with the pirates while buying Naja some time to defuse the bomb.

Too late, anytime the time bomb is going to blow and there’s no way you can stop it.

While getting the pirates out of the way, Morte accidentally fell behind Naja while finding a way to defuse a bomb and it broke, leading everyone in the sandmarine to get out of the room. Closing doors and getting out of the sandmarine, our 6 destroyers for once help hand in hand to leave but the engines and fuel are done for as the sandmarine explodes.

Despite being a destroyer, I’m here to save the World Salvation Committee!

Before you can say ‘Kirie is a coward and he must die’ in 3 seconds, the place is filled up with sand (That alone replaces water.) and Kirie pushed Ri A to the other side of the sandmarine and got himself stuck in a struggle to get out. Agan, Morte and Naja helped take a piece of metal out of the coward and Ri A pulled both of his hands to get him out of the sand.

Ready to see what’s going to happen next to our dear Toppi? For those who strictly hate yaoi, then better don’t see this for your own good. Period. So what exactly happens to Kirie…hmm…:

Agan: This is an emergency! Anyone knows how to do CPR? (Everyone shook their heads.
Toppi: Let me do it! Since all of you are scarily cats and you aren’t cut out to be a hero. (Blows air into Kirie’s mouth.)
Toppi: Hoo…hoo…Kirie wake up…we’re going to die if we stay here…hoo…hooooooooo…
Kirie: Huh?

Ri A and Naja: Kirie and Toppi are sitting on a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kirie: (Found out that Toppi has ‘kiss’ him) AHH! I’M GAY NOW! MY VIRGINITY IS GONE, ALL GONE! HOW CAN I MARRY MORTE WHEN I GROW UP?

So the sand got worse and they have to split up immediately. Kirie, Toppi and Ri A on one room, Naja, Morte and Agan at the control room where they find themselves safe and sand-free. If you’re asking me where Kirie, Toppi and Ri A ended up at, they are at…

At the toilet. And a dragongirl with it.

Ri A starts to blush at Kirie from then onwards and finally noticed Toppi staring at her panties (Male members at THAT, with the exception of Crusader and Impz will start to bleed at their noses.) and his presence that he’s a bear. Thinking of a way to get themselves out to the surface, Naja, Morte and Agan talks crap of getting them out and Agan demoralize the party that they’ll die, simple as that. ANd that’s when Kirie starts to worry about dying at the bottom of the sandpit…

Ri A: I want to marry Kirie; he’s so cute…and strong…

Panicking, Kirie (And his bright ideas) starts to haunt him, such as using the toilet bowl as a helmet and swim back to the surface or get out of the room to swim back at the surface, but Ri A just screams and act tsundere at him, but things starts to change when Toppi’s on their side…

Kirie, Kirie, Kirie…how stupid can you get? I think Ri A has changed her mind in marrying you after all…

I’M SO FUCKED UP BY ALL YOUR WHINING THAT I WANT TO KILL YOU! SHUT YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH UP, WILL YA!

I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to scream at you…we have to calm down and think of another way to get out of this sandmarine. Now, will you marry me?

Naja just thought of another way to get them out and by using our poor little bear to crawl down the air chute to the engines…aww…Must get Toppi teddy bear when Sega decides to sell it…

You’re a bear, Toppi dear kuma~ Don’t deny it and I like you attack below.

Eventually I found this picture at the game’s official website, and I think it’s kinda cute…except that he sounded pretty different from the anime that his voice is pretty deep and not so cute anymore…

Toppi ATTACK! Watch me ROARRRR! (And WTF is my head present?)

Meanwhile, Ri A continues to stare at our dear Kirie and he thinks that it’s kind of creepy for a girl who sees humans and kills, mutilates and destroys them for her to blush.

The truth is, Kirie, that I have a crush on you. Please accept my love letter!

Talking about useless things, Agan continues to ramble that he always complete his work once he receives it and he did that because of an incident that happened a year ago when he was unable to deliver a simple message to Morte for her brother. So he met him once and never seen him again.

Morte: Lonely…I’m so lonely…
I have no body…
I want a Toppi teddy bear…oh I’m so lonely…
Come back little brother…I want my toy back…
Please come home…ohh….

Yes and apparently no one has ever seen a sandmarine before in their entire life. Stupid walruses.

Agan thought of an idea once he heard a sand whale from earlier on making noises and asked Toppi to charge up the engines with what’s left in the sandmarine. As sand whales expel things that makes noises, the sandmarine is charged up, and anytime now they are going back to the surface again. Told ya so, that a miracle is going to happen.

Ri A: I’m SCARED, Kirie! Embrace me!
Kirie: No…more…air…I…need…oxygen…

Finally they got back to the surface (And the sandmarine left to crumble by itself and the pirates back at the sandmarine are either missing or killed.) and I hate it when Ri A, Naja and Agan have to go separate ways just before the best thing is about to happen (That they’ll work together and destroy the world.). But it sucks in the end, as it brought up to the next episode of World Destruction that they reached Autumnland.

You only want to escape from being a member of the World Destruction Committee, huh Agan? Coward. But at least I won’t have to babysit another coward.

Next Episode:

She misses her brother, isn’t she?

Ahh…at least there are drastic improvements in this week’s episode that both our ladies Morte and Ri A are being less tsundere in this episode. That’s good news and I hope that there are no more fillers from now on (But I guess it’s too late now, since there are only 5 more episodes to go unless they tell us there are a few more episodes that they didn’t tell us about.) and the plot must go on, instead of using Toppi as a cannonball and blast them to Winterland, if there’s any. Naja is smarter this time round, and the part where Toppi does CPR at Kirie is hilarious, and probably I’ll make a post of the most memorable scenes of anime series in 2008 at the end of the year, with the other members of THAT helping me of course.