Well, things are moving for this episode (And hopefully no more fillers, but the next episode looks pretty ecchi when Morte’s skirt was like ripping WTF by itself and she didn’t get to realize it) and Kirie is not useless in this episode as everything is sailing smoothly. Who wants Kirie and Naja to form a ‘Useless Men’ club? (And BTW, pictures credited to Crunchyroll, because I watch anime all the time there.) Spoilers ahead, and you might want to come back AFTER you’ve watch the episode.
So our three destroyers are stuck in the middle of a desert, wanting water and Toppi’s philosophy words about summer wants me to puke in a nearby toilet. Two types of summer? Where on earth can I find another type of summer besides being hot, hot, and hot??? (Especially if you’re living in a hot country.) So Kirie faints upon seeing on oasis, but just then Agan the hero decides to lead them to a town, but he wants money $$$, again. (For the last time Agan, WORLD DESTRUCTION COMMITTEE DO NOT PRINT MONEY!)
Gimme all your money, NOW! $$$ (Turns money-face.)
The town, which is called Summerland, is a place where humans and beastmen co-exist happily without fighting and hatred and the town is ruled by a Elephant/Mammoth Beastmen, who happens to be the chairman of a hospital who takes in orphans and survivors who are killed in a war between humans and beastmen. Poor Morte doesn’t believe it, but Kirie looks…sexy without his shirt on. Unfortunately, there’s no muscles beneath his muscular exterior, sigh~
Elephant Beastman: So that I can eat humans and burn you alive!!! (No, just kidding, actually.)
Everyone is glad Kirie is all right and fainted out of exhaustion and dehydration, with all the nonsense going through my head. Agan leaves again and starts pestering if the three destroyers could print more money for him so that he can spend it on girls with b00bs and buy a big mansion and stay for life, or he could save those money when he retires.
Too bad there are no muscles beneath your tough exterior, Kirie. All but a bunch of lies.
This is 9426354350128% true!!! But I think you can do much better.
So our two visitors decide to explore around the town where children of both humans and beastmen are playing rope jump together. Too bad they see Toppi as a teddy bear and starts calling him names. Poor guy, and probably I’ll buy a stuffed Toppi teddy bear if Sega wants to make a series of merchandise of World Destruction. I bet kids from all over Japan, the USA, Singapore, Australia or probably the rest of the world would buy the toy and top the charts to compete against Mattel, Lego and Hasbro for a toy competition.
Toppi: Uh oh. Those kids are going to tear me and take all my cotton out. I always hate kids in the first place. Now I want my mummy and Yappi…
Can see the girl’s underwear, probably Extrange, Calawain and Shokkeru are looking at these loli panties with their nose bleeding now.
Everyone enjoys themselves and the Chairman (I’m calling this and another name later on.) of the hospital collects data from the sick Kirie who is now on bed and I found that very intriguing, but he broke it before he came to a close of saying what Kirie really is. I mean, we haven’t been knowing what Kirie’s past was about, neither do we know who this guy really is with the Destruct Code acting actively when he goes near it. Must kill you later, Chairman…But with Kirie bringing knives into the battlefield he’s gonna destroy the whole world all by himself.
NOOOO!!! You can’t leave a cliffhanger here! I’m so gonna sue your Charity Hospital!
Then night came and people are already sleeping and gone into Dreamland or Nightmare-land. Morte had a secret date with the Destruct Code all alone in bed and in come the dead man back in the beginning of episode 2 where Kirie, Morte and Toppi are being struck by a Beastman pirate ship and Agan saving their sucky lives. Morte looks not-so-badass and tsundere until Kirie dream of it again, with more questions than answers being answered. If only that Chairman gave us an answer who or what Kirie is I’ll be able to sleep peacefully tonight and also hopefully think of theories about what’s going to happen next.
It’s getting exciting…but no…Elephant-man walks by…
Must be patrolling and spying to steal all of Burger King’s most confidential secrets. Or are you here to steal the Destruct Code?
Everyone goes to sleep again, and Toppi is pondering on the two types of summers (I don’t get it) and the kids playing jump rope from yesterday came to ask questions about Toppi himself and about his adventures. You kids, so sadistic…you treated Toppi as a stuff toy that has been abandoned for 500 years and I feel so sympathetic for him. Can I cuddle him?
Answer: Because Toppi is 120 years old! That’s why he’s so old!
I WANT A TOPPI TEDDY BEAR!!! (Pulls Impz and Crusader’s shirts, acting moe and innocent to get it for $859. Hahaha…can make them go broke.)
While our poor teddy bear got attacked by kids from the hot summer heats, Naja and Ri A, who happens to get too bored of watching the Olympics on their TV screen (Probably watching too much swimming events, and they decided that another swimming event will send their heads to the mental institution. And Ri A wants to slim down after eating too much cup ramen while watching it.) so they decided to exercise under the sun, only Naja to faint no more than 10 seconds later.
Naja: Need…water…oasis…(Drops dead.)
What you gonna see are not for kiddies, especially when Ri A took her guns out twice, ready to shoot the brains out of the beastmen who think they’re getting in the way. Let’s see how many times she’s going to take them out…:
Woah, easy there, girl. One time.
Nice girls don’t swear to boys, Ri A. That’s the 2nd and last time we’re going to see her shoot brains out of the beastmen again.
With Naja by her side, he prevents Ri A from killing (both) humans and beastmen on their way to the village. (Phew, no more blood bath.) But if you have been missing those (sick) wanted posters, this might be your last chance seeing it.
Naja and Ri A got aid by a passing beastman who happens to help Naja wake up again under the hot sun, and went to the town where the Chairman was stuck at. Ri A wants to shoot brains out of the human, but is halt by the Wolfman. They recognize the beastman, previously known as the Desert Slayer whom had slay countless humans during the war. To chase them out of the place, he lied to the two World Salvation Committee members that he built the town in order to capture the orphans and humans and kill them. Night came, and Morte find things very suspicious when Kirie, Toppi and the 3 kids went missing…
Kirie: Roll, roll, roll your eyes
Gently down Dreamland
You will see the end of you
When you are finally killed by me. (In ghostly tone, ready to kill Morte.)
Kirie and Toppi: Roll, roll, roll your eyes
Gently by the stream,
Never get in our ways
Or else you’ll die a heart attack. (Stabs Morte in the heart. THE RISE OF BROTHERHOOD!)
The surprise is spoil and all because of you, Morte (Tears dirty tissue paper in front of her while watching World Destruction. Not feeling very well, caught with flu.) with the birthday cake almost in action. Then she leaves to tell everyone the surprise but saw the human wanting to burn both the house and the Desert Slayer down.
BURN, FIRE, BURN! LET THOSE MAGGOTS DIE!
Meanwhile, still waiting for Morte to come back and scare the frights out of her again, Kirie, Toppi and those three crazy kids thought that she spread all the dirty secrets about them. After Kirie hears this, he takes the knife, ready to kill Morte anytime now…
Quite the psychopath, Kirie. Can’t wait to see his darker side, if only there is. (Can imagine Kirie pushing the knife into Morte’s heart and blood spurting out of the kitchen, as he laughed evilly to himself through the entire night.)
But Kirie didn’t get to find Morte out of her wits after seeing the house that has the lights on for the night. Letting curiosity taking over him, Toppi and his 3 companions decide that Kirie has gone missing and failed to stop Morte from taking their dark secrets. So they decide to cheat, by celebrating the chairman’s birthday one day earlier. (Wonder if Toppi cheats on his exams when he was young, hmm…)
Your sins are forgiven, my Lord.
I’ll give you Morte’s dirty little secret (dirty little secret…dirty little secret)
I’ll give you that Morte has a brother… (Morte has a brother, Morte has a brother)
Her dirty little secret, is exposed to the public
Her dirty little secret, all has to know, all has to know~
This little but useful information proved to be useful who the dead person in the coffin be (Morte’s younger brother, spoilers, told ya!) and that he joined a resistance group named the Golden Lions to defeat the beastmen, but in the end he died. Just as the human wants to burn everything down, Kirie finally comes to the rescue!!!
Don’t you dare take my Morte away from my sight, never! I am finally omnipotent, to be able to tackle a weak human like you. I know you miss your dead wife and daughter, but you can’t strike all of it at her!
While on the struggle to get him away from Morte and the Desert Slayer, Toppi and his 3 jailers (with the birthday cake. I bet my Black Forest is so much better than that cake, everyone loves my cake!) arrived just in time to destroy the cake, get barbecued in the fire raw but the three destroyers took and ate them away before they can be cooked properly. As for the Desert Slayer, well, he saved himself and the human out of the fire.
This isn’t fair! Don’t you think we men are useless! You can’t throw us in the middle of a desert!
But being muddleheads themselves, they followed Morte (Even if Toppi is still a hero and Kirie is a wimp) all the way till she changes her mind not to destroy the world anymore. For my overall view of this episode, the directions and wind had switch to a more plot-driven and less filler-like. Questions we need to ask ourselves:
1. Who or what Kirie is.
2. Secrets needed to be exposed by Morte of the Destruct Code and his younger brother
For now, I need my sleep, since the cough syrup I took is giving me the dizzy spells. Can see…stars…angels flying on my head… (Drops to sleep mode.)
Kirie and Toppi: Don’t act cocky on us, Morte.
Morte: (Turns away from them) You are the stupid ones here. You’re given the choice not to follow me. Want me because I got bigger b00bs than that crazy Dragongirl?
Kirie and Toppi Blushes) No, we’re not. Let’s save the world!
Morte: (Slaps forehead.) Sigh. Idiots.
Kirie: Did you see that, Toppi?
Toppi: (Nods in agreement.)
Kirie: Good. Now we can see what’s underneath Morte’s skirt (peeps under Morte’s skirt but didn’t see what was coming over him is a loud, big SMACK!)