Greetings from the 501st Character Reserve, Provost Marshall of Miscellaneous Jobs
Well Code Geass is over and Gundam 00 has not aired yet so I decided to visit the Sunrise pilot barracks to get their views on some of that fresh meat that will be sitting on the shelf now that it’s done with. Lastly +100 fanboy points if you recognize everyone. Otherwise feel free to weep if you feel ashamed you know all of them.
I don’t get it…that Guren thing is red so why did it have such trouble with poncy white one? It was three times faster right?
Suzaku’s abnormal survivor ability isn’t as great as I thought it would be, I expected the planet to implode or something. Right now I can’t see how he could have gotten out of that one, fucking cheater.
Diethard, why do you insist on embarrassing yourself?
So I hear this Suzaku can dodge bullets, that’s nice…maybe we’ll finally see how good he is against some one who shoots straight.
Suzaku rocks, so what if he betrayed his country and killed his people? There is nothing wrong with that. Oh gotta go Kira wants his vanilla latte.
Oh Tamki I told the lazy bastard to spend more time on the simulators, it helps. Looks like the only screaming orgasm he’s going to get is the one he mixes!
Kallen we are so proud of you for killing Suzaku when you finally graduate we’ll induct you into the School of the Undefeated of the East! You will finally learn the Ultimate Secret Technique! SEKIHA TENKYOUKEN! You kept the bastard’s head right?
I am glad they killed off that loser Luciano, heck I have killed more people by driving my taxi cab while waiting to kill some more meisters. By the way some guy named Ougi called for a ride to to take him and his wife to see the obstetrician anyone seen them?
Knights of the Rounds, the Immortal 4th Team salutes you!
What is wrong with that revolving door of death? My ideal ladies have to die but that Lancelot prick lives?! It’s insane!
The Captain heard something about cheating in a chess match…
Is that the best you got Moenica Kruszewski?! No, really?
Damn that Federation! Looks like I’ll be needing a new colony…
It can’t be! These plans for Zero Requiem are insane, hey what’s that clicking sound?
Yeah we kicked those Black Knights’ asses so hard they learned how to fly.
We extend our greetings to the new Loli rulers of the Earth Sphere.
That’s right cower, be afraid! Die knowing you lost to some one who knows how to pilot a mecha! Lousy knights come and face me!


















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Spike! so true!
Hail Spike! The coolest character in anime!
I just want to film Lelouch’s legacy of the rebellion, so that his story and his “tragic” end will be remembered many a millennia into the future, Schwarzwald. Didn’t you as a reporter wanted to bring the people the truth too? You tried to be the epitome of the definition of journalism, and I’m trying to do the same.
Hey Suzaku, BANG!
Is that Zechs Merquise/Milliardo Peacecraft I see? Maybe his Tallgeese III should get another triple hax upgrade like the Guren with its wings. That way he’d destroy the damn Lancelot swiftly and quickly.
Spike>Suzakus spin kick
Ex-Keine: Sorry, but that’s the original masked man right there, Char Aznable.
And is it sad for me to admit that I know ALL of the folks in this post? And LOL at South Burning and Admiral Delaz.
I’m glad that someone realized that, Ougi aside, there are THREE lolis in positions of power in Code Geass’ aftermath: Nunnally, Kaguya, and Tian Zi.
Myssa Rei: Damn… oh well, whatever, Zechs is the more badass one anyway! I only recognized 3 of them since I never really did watch some old stuff, I’m not that hardcore. With regards to the lolis in power, I smell some Nunnally and Kaguya’s secret meetings…
I hope someone radios the taxi driver where Ougi & his wife is.
Don’t know what this article is all about, but just to be a mechatard:
Titans Logo
Char Aznable
Chirico Cuvie
Schwarzwald
Spike Spiegel
Shinn Asuka
Patrick Corlasawar
Domon Kashuu and Master Asia
Ali Al Sarches
Alpha A. Bate
Bernard Monsha
Bright Noah
Argo Gulski
Aiguille Delaz
South Burning
Scope Dogs (yeaaaaaaaaaaaah)
Haman Khan and Mineva Lao Zabi
Gouf Custom
I’ll be taking those fanboy points now……
Oh well, high five Myssa, and yes, for whatever reason everybody in a position of power in Code Geass seems to be either a loli or a shota. You won’t hear any complaining from me about that.
Damn, you are good!
I managed to recognize only about half of them(Char, Spike, Shin, Patrick, Domon/Asia, Ali, Bright, Haman and Gouf).
BTW, is the last guy in the Gouf Norris Packard from the 8th MS team? For some reason that stance really reminds me of him. Damn, that was one memorable battle!
@Darklord: Well it should be, it’s his custom mobile suit after all. :p
Ahh South Burning, he was so GAR, even his surname was filled with fiery vigor!
Kaioshin: Oh yes, I thank (or blame) several years of being a SRW player for knowing EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. (Aside from the Gundam 00 characters like Ali or Patrick, everyone else had appeared in a SRW game, even the Scopedogs) Thank you Banpresto, for making my high school years somewhat bearable.
@Myssa Rei: Votoms has never been in an SRW game. It’s been in Brave Saga for some strange reason, but never an SRW.
Kaioshin: I seem to be mixing up my SRWs, but didn’t they debut in Destiny or Compact 3?
SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!
The only non gundam character I recognise is Spike.
CHARRRR!!!!
Of course Domon would be proud of his daughter.
Bright looks ready as always to convert lamers into MEN OF DESTINY, how about Shinn and Patrick pay him a visit?
Hello Haman-sama and Audr- I mean Lady Mineva, loli rulers of space…
That Gouf is piloted by Norris Packard, if I’m not mistaken
@Kaioshin: Darn it, you beat me to the punch. I got them all as well. But yes, I salute your, along with Crusader’s, epic fanboyism.
I recognized them all! Can I now polish my e-peen too?
*goes to cry in the corner*
Something tells me Haman Karn would fit right in the Geass universe.
@drizzle, SoSo/Karin, Zero>KIRA
Either way, it’s going to end here.
@EX-Keine
One of us reporters has got to go! Cowards like Diethard fear the dark, he doesn’t face that fear rather he averts his eyes from it and acts as if he doesn’t have any memories of his failings. My purpose in this world is knowledge and the dissemination of it, and it is I who will restore the fruits of my labors to the world, not some fifth rate Goebbels such as that pitiful Diethard. The instant man stops fearing is the instant that he hits a dead end only to sink to pitiful new lows, only to sit and wait for his extinction. WAKE UP! Don’t be afraid of knowledge quit cowering Diethard behind your half truths and lies. Humans who cease to think for themselves become creatures with no value. Think! Signed Schwartzwald…
@Myssa Rei
Delaz doesn’t seem to like this new loli world…
@grss1982
Prince Ali, lord of cabs will find them eventually…
@Kaioshin
Well it’s fun right?
@Darklord
It is indeed and a fight like that has yet to be surpassed. This is no Zaku, BOY! No Zaku! Oh wait wrong pilot…
@d3v
Lt. Burning died a hero.
@rollchan
ERUPTING BURNING FINGER!
@Kherubim
I don’t think Patrick needs an appointment with Captain Bright, it seems that no Bright Slap can match Katie’s Punch and Katie’s kisses…
@Amuro1X
Paint yourself red and post 3 times faster next time.
@Kraker2k
To a mirror shine if you can…
@IKnight
She makes a better regent than Li, that much is certain. Haman will take Li’s Tian zi and have her way with the Loli Empress of China.
Ah perfect, Norris has the final word as it should be >:D