Just when you thought that Index is a normal bookworm
The world came crushing down on Touma after he realizes that he has spent three precious days dreaming about how he is going to molest Index before she forgets about it. The time left for Index before the magicians of Necessarius cleaned her memory with a ritual. However, he still has a few more hours to do so. Will Touma be able to get it done before Index is forced to wash her memories away?
Let Impz present the pictorial abridged summary of what happened in Episode 5 .
What should I do? She’s asleep. It’s the best chance I got!
You only have up to midnight to find a way to do it with her. Or else, we will do it instead.
I understand. I will fix this. I will never let you get her first time!
Actually, we already took her first time. And her second. And her third. How many did we take already?
What? Just when I need advice whether I can do this, that chain smoking loli is not around?
By the way, your time is up. We are coming over to do it with Index.
She’s ready for it, Kansaki.
If you don’t want us to do it to her, destroy the cross and do it yourself. You have ten minutes before we do it for ourselves. Trust me, it hurts us to do it since we are already sick of doing it to Index.
How am I going to do it with her? I don’t know how to do it. It’s my virgin time!
Don’t worry, Touma. Be gentle on me.
I’m ready to always keep you happy, even if I will die from your attempt to do me.
However, if I really try to do it with you now, you might die.
I better get last minute advice from the chain-smoking loli. She seems more experienced with such things.
I don’t see any issues with you trying to do it at all, Kamijou-chan.
The human mind is definitely capable of doing it, since it has the capacity to contain such willpower. You should be able to do it, but why are you asking this question?
All right, I got to do it. Where’s the sweet spot though? I have not tried it before.
All right, I don’t think it’s there. Even though I really want to touch her delicious flat chest.
All right, I guess there’s no choice but to do it right now. There’s no choice at all!
I will penetrate her using my devil right hand. Even though it might hurt her, I must do it.
Yes, I can feel it. I am getting close to full penetration!
Oh god, have I PENETRATED her so hard that her defense mechanism has been triggered?
P/s: By the way, do it to her = to fix her memory. If you think anything else, you are an idiot. Try to prove me wrong that this is NOT a faithful and accurate summary of Episode 5.
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LOL. That was funny. Heres a short summary of whats actually happening in ep5:
Toma tries to save Index but runs of time where Fire boy & Samurai girl decide to erase Index memory and saved her life. Toma thinks for some time and realize that the whole memory erasing crap is a lie and whats killing her is a rune but he ends triggering her other personality who decide to go to kill mode. End.
LOL. Even if I ever stop watching this show, I will nevertheless follow your posts on it to the end.
But I don’t get something: doesn’t his right hand always screws things up? Maybe he is trying to screw her…. up.
My refutation to your claim: The title should have then said: Will Touma do it TO Index?
Pretty much sums it up, hilariously funny and fantastic summary! Keep it up!
I feel that’s a fairly good representation of what’s going on here
. A really funny summary to read.
Still glad they found a solution to the situation. As always the Church is evil and full of lying jerks. Who knew the chain smoking loli would come in handy? Actually does some teaching about the human mind and gives Touma a path he can take.
So time to fully undo that rune and give the finger to the church!
So much… euphemism.
But the last few screen caps look srsly porny.
I can’t stop laughin
Wahhh!!! I was derailed!! Phew, that was close, for a second I thought I was gonna fap. Geez, I’m becoming more and more broken.
The whole gag would have been successful if u didn’t write:
How am I going to do it with her? I don’t know how to do it. It’s my virgin time!
@Soso: Hey, my summary was tit for tit. I didn’t try to add my own details because it is exactly as presented. How dare you insinulate that I am not writing what exactly happened
@Baka: Ya, it’s supposed to screw up since we know guys love their right hand when they don’t have a girl to depend on.
Corrected the title ^_^
@Avtiu: Good, I always say that even idiots can write a summary. I think I did well here.
@Flareknight: Fairly? I am depressed when my ability to summarize things are considered as fairly successful. Sigh, I will try my best next time to write a more accurate and serious summary. More serious than this ultra serious summary.
@Tinana: What porn. It’s just a finger.
@Kyakond: *holds your nose*
@Rakuen: Wah wah wah.
@Vin-nii: It’s his virgin time at trying to deal with something so scary. Obviously Touma has no clue how tofix her memory since he is not a doctor. Didn’t you notice how much effort he used to call many doctors to know how to do it? What are you talking about @_@
Guys, if you check the cross which that fire-boy give to Touma, there’s an engraving says “Index Librorum Prohibitorum”. If you check wiki, it’s a list of books that are banned by Vatican. Hmmmm…
Anyone who thinks this is inaccurate is just wrong, wrong, wrong. This is exactly what happened when I watched. I’m pretty sure I was awake most of the time, only I did fall asleep once when he answered the phone and started talking, and talking, and talking and talking and tal-l-lk-kk…z-z-z-z-z-z-
LOL, almost too accurate. Has anyone else thought Touma has been utterly annoying and useless the past two episodes? His guilt talk with Kanzai was about 15 minutes way too long. And then, she calls him this episode, AND HE TRIES IT AGAIN!
Well i’m sorry i didn’t get your joke(Which i did actually). Boo Hoo! : {
Awesome post lol.
If you had used the pic Touma with his hand full of blood, it would have been epic xD
LOL !
Almost die from laughing XD
DragoOfWater, Index’s full name is “Index Librorum Prohibitorum”. And you remember what those 103,000 volumes contained in her mind are all about, right? Get the connection?