Vampire Knight Guilty Ep 8 & 9-Yuki licks her lolipop

Let’s all bow down to the Kuran Princess everyone. We all fear Yuki Kuran.
Yuki Kuran: FEAR ME! FOR NOW I AM A PUREBLOOD VAMPIRE!

The series I once dreaded again after Episode 7 comes to a close. Sees so much licking everywhere in this week’s episode, not intended for the kiddies to read this posts. You have been warned (Of course with spoilers everywhere.). Now we shall go back to the life and times of the students living in Cross Academy, with Rido around sucking little Day Class lolis’ blood.

Note: I have a really hard time watching this episode due to (some) sexual innuendos in the show. So pardon me if I write anything wrong with this week’s episode. Kiddie beware. Spoilers inside. I apologize that I did not post the review of Episode 8 last week, because my systems in my PC got messed up and waited for my brother to come back to settle this problem. I got a really bad word-lashing from my brother since then.

Note to self: Do not read chapter 45 of Vampire Knight (Manga) before watching episode 8 of VKG. This will ruin the awesomeness on how Kaien met Juri for the first time.

Episode 8 Impressions:

Loli Yuki when she was 5 back then. Lol.

(Pardon me for my rants) YOU BUNCH OF SUCKERS! How dare you cut out so much parts for Yuki’s past??? I really want to see Juri making fun of her little Yuki, and Studio DEEN just have to cut that out. I wish for more screen time for both Haruka and Juri (Yuki and Kaname’s parents), moar screen time!!! But Rido-sama just have to kick himself into the show and slaughtered them into hundreds of pieces. Parts from the manga are only fragments everywhere in this episode so it’s up for you to interpret which parts are from which chapters.

I SHALL KILL RIDO-SAMA RIGHT NOW! HE WILL DIE UNDER THE HANDS OF THE KURANS!

So Yuki grew up living only in her basement with no windows; only paintings, nice walls and her family living in the house. Her family peace was shattered when Rido decides to attack Haruka and Juri to make Yuki her sacrifice, which I was surprised when Rido only mentioned it in the manga and not the anime. Haruka and Kaname deals with Rido, while Juri takes Yuki away, losing her life when she seal Yuki’s vampire attributes and thus unable to remember anything 10 years ago. I was surprised both in the manga and anime that Yuki could still act so normal without even going outside for 5 years. If I was wearing Yuki’s shoes back then, I could gone cuckoo and get bored easily, looking at the same walls and painting over and over again.

You seriously can’t hurt little human girls, Rido-sama. You can’t otherwise Ruka and Kain will be calling the police and nab you of prostitution, sucking clueless Day Class girls’ blood. I know that they are very tasty.

Ruka’s jealous…wait, she needs a new boyfriend!

You are not Shiki, how dare you attack my Shiki? He’s mine, all mine. Give my Shiki back, Rido whatsoever you name is!

Everyone was surprised that Yuki’s a vampire. But I’m not. Because that was so predictable, whether if you have read the manga or not. But I think the part when Rido talks about Yuki’s awakening was too fast. I didn’t really catch what he was talking about. Man, this makes me want to drop this series right now, but with all the overwhelming responses I was given I shall continue (Audiences applause).

Hey, Yuki. Why are your eyes so red? Sore eyes? Red contact lenses? That would cost a fortune, more than what you can afford when to attend college.

Thought that scene when Yuki sucks Kaname’s blood looks as if they are making love. Nope. And I would like to congratulate (It’s a pretty late encouragement but at least I’m thoughtful) Zero’s seiyuu that he got married at a tender age of 25 (Talk about early marriage for a seiyuu) and expecting a child very soon after confessing that he is infertile for that moment. I’m still wondering what his wife looks like (back to the expecting-the-child thing) and probably they used artificial fertilization methods to have a child? Enough of trivial matters already, I shall go back to my review of VKG and not get out of topic.

Yuki sucked her brother’s blood, or are they making babies?

How could you do this to my perfect model body?? I still have work next week to Paris, but you are lucky that I’m a vampire. I am able to heal my own wounds but you won’t get away this time, Whoever-you-are taking over my Shiki’s body.

So I was pretty bored with this episode. Real bored. Off to the next one.

Episode 9 Impressions:

Why must they hate each other all because Yuki is a vampire now? Kaname Kuran, it’s all your fault!

I think Kaname is being a little selfish when it comes to the relationship between Zero and Yuki. Sure, he wants to prevent Rido from getting closer to Yuki and does that all for her sake, including Juri and Haruka. Now you make Zero 400% more emo than ever from this point onwards. If you hate Yuki now, Zero, you still have your fangirls’ and my support! (Hugs chibi-Zero who looks pretty irritated.) And yeah, this scene shown above has more emphasized in the anime than in the manga. So this episode is not as bad as the previous one.

Aido Hanabusa: The Prince Charming
Yuki Kuran: Cinderella, as the clock strikes midnight.

This chase scene reminds me of the fairy tale Cinderella (If anyone doesn’t have a clue what the story is about, go jump into a well. Now.). Aido is acting as Cinderella’s Prince Charming and Yuki as Cinderella dressed up as a princess getting out of the royal palace as the clock strikes midnight. But in this version of Cinderella, Prince Charming manages to catch up with Cinderella and the leather/glass/fabric/whatever material it’s made of shoe fits in. So Prince Charming Aido and Cinderella Yuki married and lived happily after. No, that did not happen. When Kaname is in charge of everything that’s happening. He would kill Aido off by then and claim the throne as his.

Now you have it. All the vampires regard you as royalty because of your pure blood status as a vampire.

Zero (State in Episode 1 of 1st series until episode 7 of 2nd series) : 250% emo
Zero (State from Episode 8 of 2nd season until now.): 650% emo than ever.

Must…make…Zero…less…emo…make him…love me…that’s not going to happen anyway. Geez. Zero, snap out of it immediately! Yuki needs you! The Day Class students needs you! Oh boy, but at least he’s not as bad as Shinji Ikari who mops around thinking that he is useless, nobody wants him, he’s worthless and everyone hates him and yet still rides an uber awesome Eva.

Kaien looks so suave…I want to marry a guy like him. (Faints with blood flowing out of her nose.)

The moment I’ve been waiting for. Kaien puts an end to his humorous antics and decides to get serious. Slowly, he takes out his sword of awesomeness that kills evil vampires in one swift. (Notice I said evil vampires. EVIL vampires.)

Debutting….RIDO KURAN-SAMA!

Why the focus on the belly button? That tear on your shirt doesn’t even look good either.

Finally Rido-sama shows his face for the first time (Or not) and wanting to taste every single member of the Kuran family’s blood. But Kaname is unable to kill Rido.

Kaname: I can’t kill him. (Tries stabbing his heart but the sword didn’t budge). WHY? WHY CAN’T I KILL THIS DAMN LOWLIFE VAMPIRE??

Setsuna? (From Gundam 00?)

Setsuna from Gundam 00. Lol. Like this would ever happen. Kaname is too ‘ecstatic’ to be like Setsuna.

Traitor! Bastard! You Mother****ing cross-dresser! All because of your selfish and petty reasons!

At last, the traitor came, working with Takuma’s grand-daddy to revive their Rido-sama. No wonder Kaien and Yagari holds a grudge on you; you failed to convince Kaien and Yagari on your side. Haha, and Kaien and Yagari are fighting against your army of confused vampire hunters (in chapter 45). Be prepare to lose this war, you cross-dressing traitor! And now you made Zero more emo and no matter what anyone said, he will be stuck in his own fantasy world for the rest of his life.

Man, I had so much fun writing the post for episode 9 (I did not enjoy writing the post for episode 8 and that leads to my procrastination. But it’s not my fault since the computer’s system got messed up) and we have come this far with 4 more episodes to go. I wonder what will happen to the story, as the manga is still ongoing at the moment. Let’s see how it ends at the end of the season and hope that it won’t be disappointing for both manga followers like me and the faithful anime followers watching the series all this while. Let’s hope Zero won’t be so emo by then.

The Yuki Zero wants to have in his imagination. Poor Zero.