LISTEN TO MY SONG! (For Prince Ali’s next upgrade he will be getting Guitar Controls for his Gundam)
Jihad-kun: Why Azadistan? People need mercenaries all over the world, why here? Why in my Mariana’s home?
Prince Ali: Every place is somebody’s home pal, but it doesn’t stop people from going to war. I don’t start wars, I didn’t start this one. It seems like it’s Mariana’s fellow Azadistanis who want each other dead. Besides why should I give a shit about her home? Why should anyone? You want me to go somewhere else to someone else’s home that you don’t give a shit about?
Jihad-kun: What if it were your home?
Prince Ali: War is my home. I had a home once, it was called Kurdistan not that you did anything to try and save it.
Jihad-kun: Why be a mercenary? Why not a designer or shoemaker?
Prince Ali: What’s the difference? Same job really. You get up, talk to an employer, finish your, job and receive payment. Sounds boring, but it’s not, its just simple. I am doing what men have been doing for thousands of years, trading labor for money. If it’s you who wants to attach morality to it, make it evil? Insane. People in the PMC Trust their unionized right? You think kids in Kurd Diaspora making t-shirts and tennis shoes pull down forty grand a year on a forty hour work week? You start thinking too much about morality, that’s insane.
I’ll tell you what is sick; people like you in Celestial Being, Richieria, fucking Seel and Azadistan. They fund terror groups so some prick in mobile suit can fire off his weapons in a public marketplace to kill one Kurd and whatever happens to be next to him. So yeah may be a war of liberation doesn’t happen for another six months and the price of their gluten free sorghum bread stays low. It’s not sick to fight for these people, it’s sick to bump off their leaders and their heroes in protection of “Middle Eastern” interests and then calling it justice. The Kurds don’t have a mobile suit guarding their interests a thousand miles away. They don’t have a terror network paid for by blood stained oil money. Where I am they no longer even have a government, the Gundam 00 is the oppressor, Mariana’s gluten free sorghum bread is the oppressor; I am the great equalizer. I empower these people.
What do you think you’re going to achieve with this chit chat? You think someone from the Federation is going to hear it and come after me? Shit no, I am a necessary evil. They want me here, they’re glad I am here because if I wasn’t they might have to come try to stem the tide. It would be thankless and worthless, and once the bodies start coming home in bags they’re screwed. A dead twenty-three year old from Russia gets more air time than the deaths of the 50,000 people he gave his life to protect. So even if they give a shit, their own media prevents them from taking action.
It’s a girl!
Still mourning Ginin I see.
Sumeragi gets full of her self after beating Lindt though a game exploit, but the AI director Ribbons decides to spring three Innovators on them, surprise was total and Ptolemy was destroyed, and had to start from the beginning at their last save point. It was a hilarious debacle that showcased how great a griefing engine that the programmers at Innovators have made. It was clever coming out of nowhere with two pilots who had previously lost their suits. Lyle thinks he’s in an eroge and tries to get some flags off of Anew, but no cigar for the ersatz Irishman, indeed he did get the BAD END and was spanked with a yaoi paddle for his indiscretion. It seems only true Irishmen like Patrick have the kind of manly musk that make them more endearing to women or at least a finer grasp of the aspects of menus masquerading as games. While the Haros do all the texture popping the crew is rejoined by Ian who just happened to finally raptured himself out of the Vita-Chamber. They then play a mini-game until Marie brings them some more health packs to regain hit points. We are then given a 90 minute cut scene involving Saji molesting his precious.
You were expecting Taiga?
Jihad-kun is not into girls…
Commence Yandere count down…
Jihad-kun is separated but has a random encounter with Nena, and instead of killing her for some experience points and some gold, Jihad-kun elects to flee from the level one monster. It seems Jihad-kun suffers from a fear of the cooties. After twenty three minutes of cut scenes the game finally starts, but oh wait we have a short cut scene involving Sergei and Hercules at Shadow Moses. It seems the Son of Zeus wishes to start a coup, Kataron is eager to support another Pinochet wannabe, but Sergei is left with a tough decision of whether to be a Fork or a Yang Wenli. So the game finally starts and Prince Ali is straddled with a boring escort mission to cart Jihad-kun around the ruins of Kurdistan to stuff the stupid fuck full of food. One thing led to another and Jihad-kun wandered off got wasted and had to call Prince Ali for a cab due to path finding issues and a way point system more bug ridden than Sumeragi’s vagina. When Prince Ali finally gets to the end of the map, we are treated to another 90 minute cut scene in which Ribbons tells the loser Jihad-kun that he was the original meister and that it was time to return Gundam 00 to its rightful owner. Like a spoiled tosser Jihad-kun refuses and tries to shoot an unarmed man. Prince Ali makes a clean headshot, but because the physics in this game are so utterly broken the bullet careened off into Jihad-kun’s shoulders. Despite the glitch Prince Ali gives Jihad-kun a good kicking up until the Trans-AM was activated. Prince Ali almost completed the “Kill Klaus and His Whore” side quest, but due to a bug, the game forced an automatic save out.
Let me guess Goldenbaum?
Contrary to the ideals of Admiral Wenli…
And when all is said and done they will be your puppet instead…
Bring Stabity and Tieria go at it but it soon becomes apparent that Bring Stabity was using the Dan variant of GARazzo and could not win the fight once Trans-AM Rufus was activated. Bring Stabity then exchanged his copy Gundam 00 Crossfire for Left 4 Dead. Revival decided to stick it out, but due to Haptism’s dirt stupid AI Revival was able to fight a slug match against Haptism in an artillery suit. Princess Poverty starts playing Choir Hero and once she was bored with Awesome God, she decides to write her own tracks. It seems however that lead developer Mizushima had been smoking some of Kawamori’s stash. At the end of the level the action completely shuts down as Mariana and Chipmunks start singing Aimo Aimo O.C. Ninjin Loves You Yay! Neko Days Praise the Little Queen Nyan Nyan. In anticipation for the sequel, Gundam 00 Crossfire 15: Bob’s Greed, there is a teaser trailer where Billy gives Bushido Bob a new GN Flag III dubbed Masurao. We also get a teaser trailer for Gundam 00R: the Legend of Louise, a renai game where a most lovely Louise gets to see the prototype of what will one day be her new suit that will help her in her quest to avenge her family, also she gets at least one new suitor named Divine.
The Kataron community frowns up on your CP collection, Ikeda…
Is Fucking METAL.
Final Boss = Ribbons in Nu Gundam 00
The three fights were a good idea on paper, but in the end each was rather short individually with Revival squaring off against Haptism coming off as a ploy to try and make Haptism relevant after they killed his plot thread. I would have much rather seen more of Prince Ali fighting Gundam 00 Raiser, but such is life I suppose. Ribboins turns out to be more badass as Dark Amuro was wiping the floor with people, Gundam 00 obviously belongs to Amuro, I can’t wait to see Nu Gundam 00 when Final Boss Ribbons decides that play time is over. I guess Gundam 00 Raiser is simply OP I would have thought that Prince Ali would have at least had Jihad-kun on the ropes here and there but alas Trans-AM beats all. I hope now that Bob finally has a new pimped out Flag that Gundam 00 Raiser finally meets it’s first equal, though it seems that Louise is in for a midseason upgrade. Overall since 2009 has been such a bad year so far for terrorists like Hamas and the Tamil Tigers, that they might have become depressed at these turn of events. I suppose Sunrise decided to offer a military coup as a remedy, but if Yang Wenli taught us anything is that the military should never usurp power in such a vile manner. I hope Sergei levels up to a Yang Wenli rather than lose karma points to become a Trunhit. Still begging Kawamori for some of his stash was probably a good an idea as any. It seems we are pulling away from GRIMDARK and heading towards an “everybody vs Ribbons.” I wonder if Mariana and the Chipmunks will be singing on the bridge of Battle Ptolemy to fight Ribbons Apple. I think that this might well be the decisive turning point where we are headed towards floating rocks and the like. I guess Mariana wants to be a songstress instead of a despot, I bet her heart is going dokun dokun with excitement that she can at least sing in addition to being a couch potato.
fap fap fap fap
It seems that even Prince Ali can be shocked and appalled…
Mizushima and Kawamori getting high off songs aside, the new OP was a mixed bag for me I am not too fond of the song at this juncture, but I was delighted to see Anew’s Hopes and Dreams. Louise was great in the short time that she was given and it looks like she is going to try and kill Saji. Sadly the lack of Patrick and Katie is a dire portent I hope that when the end comes Katie will accept Patrick. I worry about Bushido Bob being the nemesis of Jihad-kun given how he’s been warming the bench for most of this season. If Masurao is the ultimate expression of Billy’s desire for vengeance and justice then I hope Bob will be clashing with Jihad-kun every chance he gets. It seems that Prince Ali was just too bad ass and was denied an upgrade, it’s a shame really, the only reason why Stabity dies was because he was trying to take Tieria alive, but with Stabity dead I hope Ribbons puts a hit on Tieria. In truth it’s not much of a fight, and in all likelihood Prince Ali will be taking on Lyle, Haptism, and Tieria all at once while Bob beats the shit out of Jihad-kun.
cue stripper music…
And thus were Ribbons’ hopes of selling uncensored Gundam 00 DVDs cast upon the floor.
In regards to the leaderboard Prince Ali is still dominating the rest in terms of named character kills, Jihad-kun has to split his kills with Saji and Red Haro but at least has finally advanced a few ranks. Revive Revival figured out that by blasting Ptolemy he could get more kills per shot and blitzed his way to rank seven. Sadly Anew has yet to pilot her GN Archer, and poor Louise has been denied the ability to sortie so her rank directly reflects her lack of flight time. Now that we are past the half way point I hope that our pilots start going at it for the coveted Yazan Trophy.
Prince Ali does not approve of Aimo Maraina remix.
Urge to mate rising…
Katie’s Flagship, Ulysses.
The rest of Task Force 16.
Should have went with Big Zam.
Captain Ginin wanted to give it to you personally, but…
I am Captain Divine, I have served the House of Ginin, by the will of my late master I swear fealty to House Halevy.
Andrei, Louise is into girls, get over it…
The King of Flags.
Who do you think I am?
Billy’s desperate, Katie can sense it. Quick Mein Oberst hide behind Patrick!