Hello and welcome to Touya’s phone. If you want to talk dirty to him, press 1. If you want to give him money, press 2. If you are calling about an unpaid bill, you have the wrong number, Good bye.
Saw a shouting match today a little skirmish broke out at Echoes when some dip shit named Touya got lost in his thoughts, just one of him trading fire with Akira who was manning the register. Went on for twenty minutes, guys popping out from behind chairs to spray a few insults you know ramble at each other. Both of them too afraid to cry, when it was over Akira who was unhurt went off to the back to get a mop, furious. I went down had a look around, Touya who had been wounded by a snide remark had slit his wrist in response, bloody mess. He saw me and whimpered at me to finish him off. Funny how guys get hurt because their too afraid to cry, and they’re lying and they’re crying and they’re too afraid to live. Idiots.
(I can smell the blood in the water and Touya is hemorrhaging lies that will come back to bite him in his girly man ass, this one is a keeper. Blogging permanently because Rina is AWESOME.)
He was gonna clean his room, but he is Touya
He was gonna get up and find the broom, But then he’s Touya
His room is still messed up And I know why, (why Rina) ‘cuz he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
He was gonna go to class, but he is Touya
He coulda’ cheated and he coulda passed, but he’s Touya
He’s taking it next semester and I know why, (why Rina) ‘cuz he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
He was gonna go to work, but then he is Touya
He just got a new promotion, but he’s Touya
Now he cant buy dope and I know why, (why Rina) ‘cuz he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
Quite how Rina has been cast as a no good man stealer is quite beyond me. I might not be a woman, but I find it rather odd and insulting for usagijen and Fuyumaiden to declare Rina as such. They are WRONG in every sense of the word, she got his number and ended up being a good friend to Yuki, some man stealer eh? I am not without mercy and I demand an apology for their slanderous assumptions based on their faulty intuition. Our Rina is not some cheap harlot, she is a saint compared to these grabasitc pieces of amphibian shit. If they truly support Rina then they will make amends, for their treasonous behavior, if they do not then it is clear they are nothing more than a fifth column for that hateful Yuki. Should their acts of high treason continue, I regret that I must swear eternal hostility to both of them to defend the honor of Rina Ogata until White Album ends and the corpse of Touya is hung upside down from the Tokyo Tower. Clearly this is why men get away with cheating as women for some reason lay the blame on the other woman rather than the clear and present culprit that cheating no good man whore. Honestly Touya is an arrogant fuck who thinks that Rina has the hots for him, I see no indication of Rina lusting after him, but then again I am not some goddamn communist who wishes to institute sharing of significant others. If anything Rina is going above and beyond for Yuki in trying to bring the two loser together. Her slap was most welcome and should be commended as it was the first and hopefully the first of many that Touya shall receive over the course of this series.
He was gonna go to court, but he is Touya
He was gonna pay his child support, but then he’s Touya (No he wasn’t)
They took his whole pay check, and I know why, (why Rina) ‘cuz he’s Touya,
Because he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
He wasn’t gonna run away from me but he is Touya (He’s serious man)
He was gonna shut his mouth and stop, but he’s Touya
Now he’s a paraplegic, and I know why, (why Rina) ‘cuz he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
He was gonna make love to Yuki, but then he’s Touya, (I’m serious)
He was gonna eat her pussy too, but then he’s Touya
Now he’s jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) ‘cuz he’s Touya,
Because he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
Back in loserville, with the population of every one except Rina and Akira, Yuki finally gets through on her second attempt and Touya promptly lies to hide the fact that Rina had called him and gave his sorry ass a job that he did not even deserve. The parade of lies continues as Yuki pulls some shit out of her ass about it being her first try, but we all know the dumb bitch got a dial tone. Yuki offers Touya a date and like a real mother fucker he tells Haruka to go register for him, oh it was not a question it was an order. I guess this is why I don’t understand them Japanese sissies they think they can give women orders at will, shit you try and do that to any other chick she’d chew your head off, if she were American she shoot you in knee so you can beg for forgiveness. Clearly Touya of the Presidium of the Supreme Sissy, forgets almost everything. He plumb forgot about registration for classes, which goes to show how hard the dip shit is working towards a degree. Haruka is also a retard for not registering Touya in all sorts of classes to man the fucker up like weight training, running, accounting, and swimming. Knowing Touya though, with his half baked ways he’ll be lifting imaginary weights, power walking, going bankrupt, and drowning for the rest of the semester. Haruka could have committed excellent identity theft with the equivalent of Touya’s signature, but the bloody tart is too sad over her dead nii-san to realize what a golden opportunity she just got. Touya even had the gall to call Haruka a newspaper vendor. Next day his other job calls to inform him he’s been paired up as a tutor, seems the stupid fuck didn’t call on his own to remove himself from the list and had to be reminded.
He messed up his entire life, because he’s Touya
He hates his mom and dad , because he’s Touya
Now he’s sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why Rina) ‘cuz he’s Touya,
Because he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
I’m gonna stop singing this song, because he’s Touya
I’m singing this whole thing wrong, because he’s Touya
And if I don’t sell one copy I know why, (why Rina) ‘cuz he’s Touya,
Because he’s Touya
Because he’s Touya
That’s right! COWER! BE AFRAID! DIE KNOWING YOU LOST TO A REAL WOMAN.
Rina decided to give the worthless basket case a job so he can get closer to Yuki. Too bad Touya is just a lazy fuck who can’t even get a can of juice properly. As Rina sings the retard starts ogling Yuki in plain sight of the higher ups prompting Rina to slap the shit out of Touya. After bawwing like some scared little kid who wet his pants Touya and Yuki have a moment on the roof. Sadly no one had enough common decency to push them off the roof for a great defenestration. At the time when Touya accepted the job the asshole had two jobs and did not even give either two weeks notice, he merely accepted and blew off the rest because Touya is the kind of retard that buys Sonic games. He even has the gall to show up to his dad’s house beg for money because he’s two weeks behind on his rent and can’t afford a down payment. Outstanding, out fucking standing he wastes his money on phone calls and runs up his phone bill but refuses to pay his goddamn rent. Any one who gives Touya’s dad shit for tossing out the supplies he had prepared out to put out and shot for being a fucking parasite I bet these fuckers also beg for money despite being given a hot meal. Beggars can’t be choosers, but her Touya wants to decide on what the charity he receives ought to be. Real men work for a living or at least have a burning desire to work for a living, not so with this fucker Touya I heard long timer Mentar try and defend Touya in the last ep something about Touya’s dad being rude, but really, this charity case got food, tossed it back, and wants money instead. Touya is an adult, he’s of age and yet his dad has no obligation to baby his ass after 18 years of feeding the bastard, Touya’s lucky to even get a damn care package, you think kids in Darfur even get that much? Hell no, fuck no, and here this dip shit walks around like he has it bad or something.
She had his seal she could have ended it all with a marriage certificate, but noooooo…bloody tart.
Oh why did you not Touya Toss him off the roof?
Is Rina gonna have to slap a bitch?
Touya’s rent is two months overdue; it’s not economic circumstance any more it’s because the lazy fuck can’t hold down a job as he has no work ethic. It was always Yuki this, Yuki that, blowing off work so he could get a date. Hell I am a charitable person and I would not give a penny to this shit head. Any dumb fuck that can’t put his priorities straight and begs for a handout of his choosing ought to be killed. I am willing to subsidize a lot of stuff, but stupidity has never been one of them. The lazy tart can’t even fill out a form to put his ass on welfare, it’s fucking 1986 Touya, Japan was buying up everything and was on top of the world. Really the economy was just starting to warm up and yet he can’t hold down a part time job without fucking it up. I am sure we are supposed to pity the dumb fuck but he suffers from a silent conscience, he had no real reason to lie, and yet he constantly does so. The guy is a coward that cannot be trusted, so why is this stack of shit even the goddamn protagonist? Is it a part of a Japanese masculine ideal to lie habitually and poorly? Is cowardice some how noble? I hope not. Fuck if you are going to lie then lie elegantly, lie audaciously, and least be blatantly insincere so that no one can be sure if you are lying. There is a reason why this shit that could fly in the 1990s emotional baggage and overgrown pricks that lack the courage to seize their own destiny were shit protagonists, eventually because of the rise of the loser harem animu male, moe was created to compensate in the umpteen harem animus that get churned out every season. The same applies here Rina is the undisputed queen of this series because she’s one of the few people that don’t have her head so far up her ass that she could double back and kiss her own ass.
I hear often the insistence that this is a show for adults, and yet only Rina is acting like an adult on the girl’s team, Touya is running his own life to the ground, Yuki is a clueless bint, Haruka might as well be replaced by a lost puppy, and that other group of sluts whose name I don’t give a fuck about smack of High School antics. It’s because these dip shits, sluts, idiots, and assorted retards are so immature that we even have a level of drama. Touya is a Takayuki-class lead, so utterly dumb that even simple tasks get fucked all to hell. Really why should we care about his intentions or what the dumb fuck feels in his heart? Why should any one?
I dawwwed…
Rina is a fighter.
Of course you will, mein hauptmann, next week you will still be awesome.
Next Week: Touya finds a new way to fuck up his life and start misquoting English Literature like some ersatz academic college “educated” fucktard PETA member that goes protesting against whales over their predations of endangered species such as Hamas. Rina becomes more awesome as the rest of the cast find new ways to be more lose and fail. I will be enjoying the new depths of bullshit that passes for mature drama as they get closer and closer to duking it out and crying fake tears over a mountain of weeping sub humans. Now that things are looking more fucked up and the wind has been sown, Rina moves up to the top of the leaderboard by fragging Yuki with a dial tone, and Touya three times by getting Yuki to say she loved Rina, slapping his ass, and letting that slap get his ass fired. Touya’s dad also pwned Touya, but as he’s batting for Team Rina, Rina taicho gets another frag on Touya. Not to be out done Yuki picks on the weaker Haruka and makes the bro-con her bitch by ordering Haruka via her Touya automaton to register for Touya. Sadly for tossing back his charity Touya an Heroed himself and Team Yuki after he remembered that he had no job and no money and had to beg his dad. Haruka gets an almost raped for having Touya’s seal, but failing to take out some student loans, a few credit cards, a sub prime mortgage in his name, and ending the game with a 100% legit marriage certificate. Congratulations to team Rina for their strong showing in episode 3. Hopefully next week losers Haruka and Misaki find co-op partners.
Rina has a grateful fatherland and glorious struggle, honor and blood for the Iron Cross.
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anyone felt any pity for Touya ? :O
I dunno, Rina makes the show interesting in so many ways… And by interesting, I mean ‘KGNE/School Days’ way of interesting. I’m really hoping to see the backstabbing to start now.
RINA! RINA! RINA!
Awesome Rina is awesome. How people can call her a man-stealer is beyond me.
P.S. Touya is a dick that doesn’t deserve Rina. In fact, I hope Rina doesn’t win the inevitable love triangle that will surely come.
@oOgA
No pity, only contempt.
@Bonifacio
Watching a disaster unfold is always interesting.
@IcyStorm
Lady Rina “Gundam 00gata” accepts your oath of LOYALTY.
@raile
I hope Rina never reciprocates Touya’s lust and for BEST END, Touya is killed and Rina and Yuki live happily and yurily together.
Rina will eat Yuki alive if they fought over Touya. Srsly, what does she have aside from a past with him?
I never claimed my suspicions were the Absolute Truth! In any case, I’d like to think that Rina is just setting a trap for Touya to bite, faking her being a “no good man stealer”, just to she can show Yuki that Touya is good for nothing. Would be more than happy to see a Yuki x Rina ending, actually, that would be a pleasant surprise lol.
Also, how dare you accuse me of treachery! Perhaps it’s my fault for not making things clear, but I am in the Pro-Rina Faction T__T
I will never apologize!
But to clarify, Rina isn’t a no-good manstealer. She’s a good, awesome manstealer. Good ones exist. Bad ones just go after guys for the heck of it. Good ones are good people with inner conflict that just end up in a bad situation. And anyway, I have no problem with manstealers anyway. Love is a battlefield and if you can’t hold onto your man it’s your own fault!!!
If Rina does “steal” Touya it’s good, because Yuki needs to learn one of life’s harsh lessons: you can’t be passive and expect to keep a guy on charm alone. To put it simply, Rina is a thief on the side of justice! She’s the Robin Hood of love! Or she would be if Touya wasn’t such a loser. So instead the battle plan should be for Rina to steal Touya, then immediately drop him so he ends up alone.
Now that all of that is said, I will apologize simply because I don’t want any one doubting my adoration (and near-worship) of Rina.
Ugh, father scene was the most facepalm-worthy part this ep. Enjoy your rent, Touya!
@ FuyuMaiden
Just wow…. I don’t really know what to say but personally I hate manstealers in real life but it sure seem like you love them right? Or perhaps I’m getting the wrong idea here. Do you meant you manstealers that go after other people’s husband or just after other people’s boyfriend?
Beside, what the hell is wrong with Touya? If it’s anything, it’s his damn fault. By the way, it’s really funny how when a husband or boyfriend cheat and the girls start blaming and fighting each other. The boyfriend is not at fault here? Retarded I would say. Let’s hope it’s better here.
@Thingle
Indeed Yuki hasn’t got a chance in a straight up fight with Rina. Yuki is rather dumb to say the least, it’s not surprising that Rina is the only one that isn;t showing signs of wanting Touya.
@usagijen
Deeds not words my wayward comrade. Rina isn’t setting up a mine field, it’s just that Rina is so awesome that she is just that magnetic by being herself. Just because Touya is dumb enough to think he’s got a chance or that his pathetic charms will work on Rina, is hardly Rina’s fault. Rina isn’t suggesting anything Touya made up the illusion that she has some interest in him. I bet she doesn’t even want to be in his fantasies.
@FuyuMaiden
I think we need to discard the word steal, Rina isn’t trying to do anything, but Touya being a man whore and a prick is trying to get her because she is obviously a magnificent woman. Stealing implies that Rina is being the principal culprit, but the truth is that Rina doesn’t give two shits about Touya, but the beggar is stupid and his infidelity was sparked all on his own. Rina is not accountable for the vulgar fantasies of Touya.
@schneider
Indeed he refuses food supplies and yet has the gall to beg for money instead. Truly this Touya is a lowly boy and is deserving only of a slow and painful death.
@Silver
Indeed Touya’s lies are the seeds of doom, not Rina’s charms.
@Silver
I mean manstealers in fiction that provide me with an interesting story. I could add on a lot more to it, but that’s the simplest way to say it. Also ones that aren’t going after a guy just because they have a girlfriend, but the ones that happen to fall into a bad situation and get blamed unnecessarily and labeled a “manstealer”.
To fully explain, it’s like when someone is insulted and improperly accused and blamed of something. With the right frame of mind you can make it mean and stand for whatever you want to. Like a “dorks” (or most other labeled groups of people) who uses the label proudly and take away the satisfaction from others using it as an insult.
In this case since Rina is sure to be blamed for “taking” Touya by Yuki or someone, but to me the insult will only add to Rina’s strength since she is sure to rise above it. At least that’s how it works in my mind.
I won’t consider Rina a manstealer…yet. After that bitch slap…I mean man slap?, and very cute way she apologized to Touya, it’s quite difficult to ignore or blame a character like Rina.
My first notion was Rina did it all fot Yuki, but who knows? Touya may see the (spot)light and choose Rina.
The fact that I just finished listening to Hirano Aya’s former two moe and timid roles as Minato (Akane-iro) and Ayumi (Hyakko) doesn’t increase my chances of rooting for Yuki to win. I enjoy her bolder voices more.
Besides, in the sub, when Touya looked at the paper of the name who wanted tutoring, it was “Mizuki Mana’s” name. Doesn’t that increase the chances of Mizuki Nana’s role to become even bigger?
Because it’s Touya, he will end up with Yuki. Why? The names made me think about CCS and you know how most fans react to those two.
Eh… I think Rina’s being labeled as a man-stealer because if you’re gonna help your friend see her boyfriend more often, you make sure you don’t see him more often than her. And that’s what would happen if he became your manager. And all Touya did was wave at Yuki during the performance and then got slapped for it. Isn’t that jealousy? I dunno… but there’s something about Rina that makes me think she is evil. At first I thought she was cool and she is for sticking up for Yuki and all, but with Touya… I feel like it’s a bit much to just be for a friend. I dunno…
And what was with the tutor request? Wonder what it means… another girl obviously, but right now, I don’t really like any of them.
@TwilightShiva
Personally I’m not picking up anything negative from Rina right now. The offer was to assist her manager not become her manager. It just ended up like that since hers got fired. Easier to push for Touya assisting her manager.
If the slap was about jealousy she wouldn’t have dragged Touya and Yuki aside to give them some time together. Saw a chance and jumped on it. Besides couldn’t let him stand around waving like an idiot. Would get in trouble for being distracting and fooling around on the job anyways. At least this way he gets some time with Yuki out of it. Don’t think she’s really going too far out for a friend. Getting a part-time job for a friend’s boyfriend and setting a bit of time for them isn’t crazy.
Anyways I’m kind of pushing for a Rina x Yuki ending myself
. With the amount of times Yuki said she loved Rina in this episode I wouldn’t deny it.
… okay fine. That makes sense, and I’ll admit I was biased to the fact I don’t like Rina and well, that’s just it. I don’t like her.
And lol yeah, there’s definitely enough fuel to push for a Rina x Yuki ending. There’s hope!
Let’s just be clear here, we’re watching this from a kinda limited third person limited perspective, so we’re only getting part of Touyas thoughts, lets cut the guy some slack, yes.. .in some situations he’s a hopeless tard but so what! So are we all, lets have a suspension of belief here to get involved in it. Just because we’re seeing what everyones doing and know it all, the characters themselves arnt omniscient and cant. So yes from seeing all the cards touya looks like a complete moron, but if we look at it from his perspective, a confused guy in his post adolescence, trapped in an alien environment at uni, surrounded by women, ever assaulted by hormones and insecurity, we can see why he’s such a fucktard.
Also, i’m hoping this is going to be some kind of anti-romance satire i mean we have the apathetic main character… we just need him to spiral into depression and come to some kind of emo nihilistic realization of life then an hero it. Nuff said.
Oh and for the record (unless the following eps make me change my mind) theres something up with Rina, shes either after him or one of them really annoying women who keep interfering with other peoples love lives (indicative of deep seated personal attachment issues imo). Both of which are equally reprehensible.
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