I’ll grab a Snickers…
So it seems that usagijen has declared that I am in denial, so very sad that she has yet to grasp that actions speak louder than words. Rina although meddlesome has yet to make good on the idle speculation that she is indeed interested in that loser Touya. To say that Rina is already primed to start man stealing is absurd, if Rina is actively hunting this loser Touya would already be wrapped around her finger. Such is clearly not the case, and suppose if I declared now that I was at war with usagijen I’d think that if she applied her logic now she had better flee from her home to the mountains of Pakistan to avoid Specter Gunships, predator drones, and GPS Guided Bunker Buster Bombs. However until her home is hit with 500 pounds of HE, cluster bombs, or incendiary munitions it think that it be wrong of her to look up warily at the sky or try and get the UN involved about war crimes. Even then accusations of my belligerency and denial are without proof and just as she cannot claim her way to work is filled with potholes because I called in some lovely Durandal bombs simply because her ride is unusually bumpy. Rina did not apply pressure when Touya decided to help Misaki instead, and so it cannot be said that Rina was in active pursuit if she was so easily seen off. It’s five episodes in and I have yet to see definitive proof of Rina’s treachery, I am beginning to doubt that we ever shall such proof anytime soon if this will indeed be 13 episodes long. HONTOU NO JIBUN my ass usagijen, it’s just a display… if you’re so sure what’s my HONTOU NO JIBUN then eh? Am I really going hound into oblivion my good dojikko? I simply want proof and will not suffer any vicious rumors about Rina that are deemed fact by her detractors.
(Added some extra thoughts after seeing another sub that clarified somethings.)
So lazy she passed up sex.
Relax zipperhead. I’m not gonna shoot you, yet. I’d look away too, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you. Then I thought you were worse with women than holding a job… toad.
So Rina likes to meddle in the life of Touya, if fail to see how her interest in their date could be interpreted as “she wants to have Touya’s babies” though I suppose that because I am heartless and ruthless I cannot see treachery as women like usagijen and young men like Kabitzin often do. My supervisor calls me often to tell me things, like how the Sea Hawks won or more often how they were robbed, however I find it difficult to believe that such a thing constitutes interest of any sort. Perhaps in civilian occupations such things might hold true, but for me a mere phone call indicates nothing more than some busy body wanting a favor or some Sea Hawks fan trying to convince me how much they don’t suck. Rina being more meddlesome than Thomas Beckett aside, it seems that in the past she was breaking the LAW. I cared little about Rina buying cigarettes, and in fact the moral outrage over it was certifiably stupid. Seriously they sell cigarettes in vending machines and get outraged when someone underage buys them? What a load of bullshit I doubt that in 1986 that a vending machine could even check ID, was some idiot honor system in place or some other bullshit that would have prevented such misuse of an ignorant vending machine? Also why is a lady being told to get some old guy who still has two legs and an arm cigarettes? If you are a man and you want you fix you get up and get it yourself, but I suppose that in this 1986 Japan such is not the case as the men are worthless and were in need of incendiary bombs shoved up their asses.
…and yet you still would throw yourself at him.
And you wonder why you get fired so often…
You still don’t know half of it.
Yayoi has probably reduced Kabitzin to tears now that she is proven what a poor manager she is. Really there are other ways of solve the Touya problem, offering him sex and money is not the way forward. Indeed it only emboldens Touyaism. Worse still Yayoi used her “date” as a tax write off…Yayoi must be arrested for tax fraud immediately so she be kept away from Touya. Such incompetence is astounding there are other ways you break a man, but at least Kabitzin can console himself with the fact that Yayoi is still pretty to look at. Yayoi needs to learn that you can’t break a Touya the way you break a dog or a horse, the harder you beat a Touya the hornier he gets. To break a Touya’s will to break his spirit you have to break his mind. Touyas have this idea that you can fight with dignity and that there is a proper way to kill someone, its absurd. It’s an aesthetic. We needed to endure the bloody horror of murder you must destroy that idea. Show them what a messy and terrible thing it is to kill a man and then show them that you relish in it. Shoot to wound then execute the wounded, burn them. Take them in close combat; destroy their preconceptions of what a man is and you become their personal monster. When they fear you, you become stronger. You become better but let’s never forget it’s just a display like lion’s roar or a gorilla thumping at its chest. If you lose yourself to the display, if you succumb to the horror you become reduced you don’t become more than a man but less, and it can be fatal. I advise Yayoi san to not disappoint poor Kabitzin and take some pointers (as well as some cybernetic implants) from Grace O’Conner Queen of Managers to find the Final Solution to the Touya Question…Yayoi must use a VF-27 to kill Touya for great justice to ensure that Yuki does not deviate from the path. Seriously though this is total bullshit, no woman in her right mind would throw her self away in such a manner, it’s more base than a suicide bombing.
Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!
Jesus, Joseph and Mary. This broad thinks they’re Bonnie and Clyde.
That better be blood.
Misaki is dull as bricks too in joining and staying in the drama club when she is obviously neither wanted nor respected. Whatever reasons she has for being there I declare them all as irrelevant and stupid. Really now given the mountain of cigarettes Misaki will die of second hand smoke before she even threads a needle. Most galling of all Misaki was asking the criminally lazy student Touya for help on her script, which sucks by the way, generic, uninspired, and unoriginal. She could have asked Akira who is in the mystery club but noooooooo… Masaki was dumb and had to ask Touya instead who she knew was going out with Yuki. Sam applies to Haruka ho helped out for nothing and ended up as Yuki’s bitch this time… Haruka needs a brain, so many lost opportunities for a decisive and final victory gone in the space of two episodes…
Buy him out Yayoi-san, buy him out Bill Gates style…
Some loyalty you got there toad.
You’re DOING IT WRONG!
I applaud Akira for calling it quits with Misaki as Touya is the obvious target of Misaki’s attentions while old reliable Akira hardly gets noticed. There are certainly better looking women on campus and I am sure that mature women will have a much greater appreciation for a man who is learned, and can hold down a job. I just love how Akira told Touya to stop with his half assed meddling and to leave him alone. They can still be “friends,” but Akira knows better than to hang around Touya given the impending shit storm. I hope Akira can lose himself in his job and forget about Misaki who is furiously digging her own grave by staying in the drama club, where she might be raped and then killed by second hand smoke. It’s funny how Misaki paid more attention to the head of the Drama Club than poor reliable Akira, ugh women… Akira is better off without her. Besides such good pastry skills should not be wasted on those who do not appreciate them. Misaki already drove off Akira when she was sick, and all things considered Akira will be the last one Misaki calls when she is all worn out from the predations of the Drama Club. Bravo to Akira who is taking the path of Noble Nobuse in telling Misaki to do as she wished. Misaki was an anchor, Akira is better off without her and Touya.
Oh look something shiny…
Dumb bitch always asks the wrong kind of guy for help…
Touya deserves to be jobless. What this is like the 15th time so far…?
Yuki seems to be just as lazy as Touya because a shower is supposed to be refreshing and keep you mildly awake, but Yuki just sleeps… I think that Yuki and Touya were made for each other, poor work ethic, laziness, douche baggery. Yuki even gave haruka a note to pass to Touya, that was certainly a dick move on her part and it was on par with Touya’s dick moves against Akira. She was even willing to stay up all night for sex in a desperate bid to feel Touya…when she should be hard at work for her debut. Yuki is dumber than I expected I just hope Yayoi makes her do an O.C. Remix and uses her brother as a tool.
Touya is an idiot, he says plenty of bullshit and then behaves in the opposite. He insists that he loves Yuki but cannot bring himself to retreat in the face of the Yayoi onslaught, you know what would be a great career ending headline “Love Triangle: Manager steals idol’s boyfriend” seriously Yayoi is not offering what Yuki is offering and yet Touya still lusts after Yayoi. It’s not even a one time thing it happens twice and he even let’s her take him home after she makes her intentions clear. This Touya is a heathen coward that needs to be killed soon, Misaki asks for his help and he shows up late. This tardiness of his fully vindicates Rina’s previous gambit to get Touya to the station on time. Really if Touya being a few hours late to work was not already proof enough of his lack of punctuality then this certainly proves it to those detractors of Rina who felt that she was merely trying to score a date. All these people have to offer is rumor and idle speculation. Well here’s more proof for those who doubt Rina, rumors of Touya’s lateness are indeed true. Rina accepts your apologies for thinking that Touya was a punctual tart. In the end he tries to forget Yuki but when sex is in the table again he leaps up and heads out. I think it is galling that Touya showed up late for Misaki and now when she calls for his help again he has to think about it… Misaki was weeping a river and he had to think about if for a second only to realize he refused to choose. The most annoying thing about these typical loser harem animu males is not that they make poor decisions but all too often they make no decision at all. Yayoi was beating down the door and Touya could merely protest how much he loves Yuki while failing to punch Yayoi in the baby maker to prove his loyalty and how he could not be bought. It’s sick, plain and simple. This loyalty to Yuki is a farce; Touya is simply unwilling to push other women back out of his love for Yuki. At this point if there is any love at all it is decrepit and lame. He even got all jealouys of Eiji and forgot how Yuki had yet to debut and that Eiji was a top producer…the bloody moron.
Not to Misaki…
Yeah, shut up pussy… What’s all this bro shit anyway? Wanna be super spade or something? Akira doesn’t wanna be your bro.. and I don’t blame him now get your ofay paddy ass down the road.
Best decision ever, let the girls tear this guy a new asshole…
Perhaps Stripey will get his loathsome harem ending in which case I will give Akira the services of a forward observer to call in air strikes and artillery strikes at will. The USAF still counts plenty of cluster bombs in inventory and I am sure we can get some agent orange and some incendiaries. Failing that the Great Persuader is not a regulated weapon and classified as agricultural equipment if so Akira is free to burn them out and shoot any of them who are stupid enough to run. At this point the only sure bet is Akira getting out of this mess largely unscathed. If nothing else the Quit Misaki Campaign should save him in the long run.
You smoked that much?
If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.
Yuki’s bitch can’t say no…
One More Pass
As I stated before with a more user friendly sub I noticed a couple more things when I went around for one more pass to drag my tow cable around Touya’s legs in my T-47. If I needed any more proof that these people are idiots I just found it worse still it seems the original writers were either fucking retarded or woman hating faggots. So first off Yayaoi, Kabitzin is claiming that there is some grand plan to her idiot idolatry of Touya, even if she’s taking one for Yuki, if fails to take into account that by dicking around with Touya that Yayoi is not fulfilling her job…hence her plan does even further the overall goal of protecting Yuki, unless Touya’s bed is now the front line. Also since managers were outsourced why the hell is Yayoi-san still there? After all she already proved to be a failure, and yet she’s still on the payroll doing the same job looking after the fresh meat for the industry, hmmm…much bullshit I sense in Yayaoi’s plot thread.
Also who the fuck is President Harno? It’s fucking 1986 and unless it’s January the President of the Philippines was the first female President in all of East Asia, Corazon Acquino. Otherwise it was Ferdinand Marcos, not some goddamn zipperhead with no hair named Harno. Really Leaf you woman hating gooks have some nerve…Harno? Not every one elects balding old fags as national leaders like you idiots, Leaf. Speaking of stupid it seems Yuki wrote a note in pager code…WTF? Really now you don’t need cipher for some little thing like that especially with a trusted courier, but perhaps it was Yuki being a big bitch to Haruka. Anyways these kids are stupid, they were taking basic geometry in college, and had to learn how to name triangles…This College must be for idiots or it must in fact be day care for morons. Really geometry is easy, and if Touya is taking a high school course no wonder he fails in life, geometry is for like sophomores in high school, calculus is a college course not basic geometry…unless some how my pathetic American education system is vastly superior to that of 1986 Japan.
Also what kind of pussified morons call themselves the Thespian club? Misaki is hanging around a bunch of pussies even as she doesn’t need anymore, outstanding Misaki you could be Banchou of the sissies of the Thespian club, but no…she’d rather sew. Also how the fuck is Touya going to help? He can’t do much more than bitch and the rotten fucker doesn’t even have a job. I hope Touya gets beaten up by a bunch of Thespians when he interferes. Her script sucked it’s just a goddamn college club; she could have taken her crap script to Uwe Boll and made it into a movie.
Then Yuki can wait all night.
He’s in the house…