White Album – 06: Misaki Fails at Life.

Misaki is a fat chick.

Well this time its Misaki’s turn to show how much she fucking fails at life. This bitch is damaged goods alright running to the most useless guy in the world for a bit of help. The kicker here is that she has two weeks to get this shit done, if I can go any where in the world in 96 hours or less with one phone call this bitch better have a damn good reason why two whole weeks is not enough time to get costumes ready and some usable props. This isn’t fucking Hollywood Misaki its fucking college play, hell with the prevalent attitudes coming from the cast it might as well be a high school play. Really does tailor fitted? Does this pathetic script of hers calls for so many extras that it puts Curse of the Golden Flower to shame? There were like what less than ten faggots in the fucking Thespian club they only have one size Misaki, fat. You need props? Go to the dollar store you’ll find plenty of cheap disposable things.

Wonderful! Forget LoGH you can write for Code Geass.

Failing for one.

Finally some honesty!

She’s not even down a week when the dumb broad starts declaring herself a failure, its true, but talk about not even trying. So her fucking confidence has been torn to shreds because she was assaulted by one ugly motherfucker, so fucking what? Is this Thespian Club the only venue for her shitty script or something? Can’t she take it elsewhere? As if the fucking world is this God forsaken campus that reason and science long ago abandoned to lose and fail. It’s as if fucking Tamaru is the biggest director in all of Japan, now I know in the 1986 the place was full of blowhards stupid zipper heads that were waltzing into the a huge economic bubble which I would often stack five feet high and use them for sand bags in Korea, but good grief if Tamaru is the one who gets to vet every script writer in existence. Misaki should have gone to Sunrise where Lord Tomino could have told her personally how much more death it needed, or she could have gone to Kawamori, who would have fucking funded it. So she was almost raped, big deal it’s not my problem if Misaki’s too stupid to leave the goddamn club or press charges. Even if the police of Japan didn’t give two shits she could have studied abroad in a country that had fucking ethics, like fucking 1986 Canada. Really Misaki almost gets raped and she fucking stays in the same damn club with the guy, I know you’re not supposed to blame the victim, but by Jove that is so stupid. I guess we all know why Misaki is a fucking Thespian that is some epic retardation she has got going.

Touya got nasty, and Akira got good and sore. Akira almost climbed over the table at Touya. God, he was mad. I wished he had socked him.

Though if Akira had sexually assualted Misaki she might want to keep hanging around him…

Touya can afford to waste money on magazines, but not fore rent…

Touya turns Yuki down for sex, after running into Yayoi’s car. Really was it that hard to find another way in Touya? He couldn’t go prone or create a diversion? Even if Yayoi’s car is German, her lose and fail take the teeth out of it. I can see now why Touya don’t need pussy, he’s plenty enough already. Also what is this bullshit about shit being too hard? It’s fucking 1986 when most people didn’t even go to college and a degree meant something, you know who had it hard in 1986? The New England Patriots who lost Super Bowl XX to the Chicago Bears 46-10. Other people who had it hard in 1986 include the 92 people who died in the Gopalganj district of Bangladesh from hailstones that clocked in at 1kg each, the people in and around Chernobyl, the guys Roger Clemens struck out for his MLB record, the 14 guys who got gunned down by Postal Service Employee Patrick Sherrill, and the US when FOX News was born. The BMW making a lot of noise probably scared Touya shitless or something, otherwise that BMX doesn’t have the distinct electric hum of a Panzer VI nor did it have the 88mm that could have reached out 1200 meters to tear Touya a new one.

Well, she’s all you’d ever want
She’s the kind I like to flaunt and take to dinner
But she always knows her place
She’s got style, she’s got grace–she’s a winner

She’s a lady
Oh, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady
Talkin’ about that little lady
And the lady is mine

Well, she’s never in the way
Always something nice to say, and what a blessin’
I can leave her on her own
Knowin’ she’s OK alone and there’s no messin’
She’s a lady
Oh, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady

Turns out Touya never gave a shit about Misaki and spent his entire freshman year going on one date with Yuki. Touya gets all high and mighty telling Akira how he should have done something when Touya did not even know something was up. Akira played it right Misaki would have pissed on what ever aid Akria would have offered and only accepted Touya’s because the dumb bitch wants to play damsel in distress. Akira was a good man, if it had been me I would have gotten good and sore at Touya getting all high and mighty for doing jack shit. I would have reached over the table socked Touya and drowned the stupid with 2 cups of coffee. Touya didn’t even go to school every day, no wonder his dad kicked him out, Touya is real fucking lazy. I have to praise Akira for withdrawing and leaving it to Touya, if that dumb bitch will only take Touya as savior so fucking be it. Akira is most wise for trying to move on with his life since Misaki is a lost cause that is dumb as shit to boot.

If only she had half a brain I am sure Kabitzin would be a lot happier.

This would have been hard to make why?

God what is up with these college fucks and Modern Art?

Yuki’s song is worthy of a D- at this satage so Rina tries to call Touya to see what that stupid fuck did to Yuki. Rina knows that Yuki’s singing is subpar and she correctly identifies the problem, I still await with bated breath for Rina’s Final Solution to the Touya Question. Rina also catches Touya filandering with Yayoi san and even the Master of Echoes finds Touya’s response to Yayoi’s invitation sickening. With any luck Touya will be fired for his indiscretion as such a many is clearly a bad character and cannot be trusted. Even if he finally pushes Yayoi back I bet he’s going to continue getting into her car. My liege lord Prince Ali was again sickened by Yayaoi’s taxi service and was most displeased that Yayoi did not off Touya in some alley. Misaki was waiting out side the door and feigned illness to get into Touya’s room where he had a pile of Yuki pictures that he clipped out of magazines because he never thought about taking a picture when she was still around. Misaki tries to pretty herself up but the only reason why Tamaru would have hit that was because the ugly fuck thought that getting ugly girls was easier. Funny how Touya can afford cream, but can’t afford to pay his goddamn rent. Man the young adult Japs in 1986 had it real fucking hard if they didn’t get evicted after missing rent payments for two plus months…also how the fuck can he pay for the utilities but not the rent?

Oh Haruka gets no respect, no respect at all.

Really, now?

Fucking hard core old man. How the fuck did Touya become less of a man than is dad?

Looking at Misaki’s designs you have to wonder what the fuck she was crying about since her sketches were pathetic, I knew guys who wanted to be fashion designers that did better than that. Hell I’ve seen grade school kids do better with crayon. They already look fucking out of this world was there some sort of quality control or something? Misaki had her actors dressing up like modern art masterpieces, who gives a fuck? It’s going to look hideous and artsy fartsy any way, she could have slapped it together in a day an no body would be wiser for it…  Touya and Yuki start jawing on the phone, and very quickly does Touya start lying out of his ass while Misaki listens in. Touya makes up some bullshit about his dad, but we all know the stupid lazy fuck doesn’t give a damn about his dad. Touya’s dad is one bad ass mother fucker who is pretty much Old Snake that can do one arm push ups. How many can Touya do? Fucking zero. Touya also made up some bullshit about partying with Akira, as if Touya gets invited to any parties at all. Yki seems to be primo bitch material too since she wrote in code to try and throw off Haruka who Yuki didn’t trust. Still Yuki being a stupid Jap couldn’t make a code worth shit as Haruka deciphered it while Touya was lost and confused. Touya lies about how he cracked the code…

So sorry Touya didn’t rape tonight…

If only she was reading something useful, like the scout sniper field manual.

Oh look it’s noon.

Touya and Misaki go on a shopping date which was disgusting and repulsive, Mana catches them in the act while yuki stats failing in life again since she can’t sing, but has excuses out the ass. Rina swoops in to save yuki’s Bacon, but it seems that when Misaki gets touched she can only think of Tamaru. Good lord did Tamaru look ugly, quite why such Misaki did not clock the scrawny ugly fucker is beyond me, Misaki looked as if she had the weight advantage. Misaki tries to beg for a favor and has the gall to ask for a sewing machine when all of them are clearly occupied. Misaki thinks that using the Thespian club as an excuse is going to help her but nobody likes the fat fucks in the Thespian club. Touya has an idea, but really Misaki doesn’t know any one who didn’t have a sewing machine, wasn’t there some dry cleaners run by the local Chinese or were they tired of the locals giving them bullshit?

Of course not Misaki is Asian and a retard.

Were it so easy…

Today on Cheaters

So yeah Touya’s parade of lies continues, maybe some more forgiving people would applaud Touya for finally pushing Yayoi away, but really he keeps walking into her clutches and only does so after the fact. Not sure why he needs to lie that Misaki needed help, but lying habitually over nothing simply indicates that he cannot be trusted. Rina wasn’t chasing after a date, and it’s pretty clear that she was trying to use Touya to cheer up Yuki. Yuki is just as lazy as Touya since she has plenty of time to make excuses, but can’t even get one take right, its hard, but really she had time to bullshit and her single isn’t even out yet? Ranka had better work ethic than that… Anyways at this point Rina isn’t going to make a move and if she stays smart she never will. Touya’s dad is awesome clearly the man is a geriatric commando that could easily kick Touya’s ass. The Master of Echoes seems more aware than Touya thinks and probably knows what is up. Thankfully Akira has a life outside of Misaki and Touya and seems to be doing well in life even if his love life sucks, had Misaki been as decent as Aiko I would have hoped that Akira could have followed the path of Noble Nobuse. Unfortunately Touya is a terrible friend who gets high and mighty when in fact he’s the biggest dipshit on campus.  Well next week Touya tries to be a hero, I hope he an Heroes himself instead.

Wot? No Pepper Spray

Just because he has glasees doesn’t meant you can’t hit him. Beside a glass shard in this wanker’s eye would have set him straight.

Yuki is the very definition of failure.

When it’s Game Time, it’s Pain Time!

No Misaki, that mask won’t help you…

Finally a smart woman, up in this bitch.

If only Misaki could think…

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19 Comments

  1. Posted February 11, 2009 at 2:07 am | Permalink

    Not letting her quit the club huh? Will they raep her if she does?

  2. Zentari
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 2:14 am | Permalink

    You know , I’ve been thinking about watching this so I have to ask: are the majority of characters dipshits or is it just personal dislike?

  3. Posted February 11, 2009 at 4:41 am | Permalink

    I could do perfectly fine without Haruka and that junior high kid.

  4. Posted February 11, 2009 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    Anyway, they should dig deeper on misaki. YUki can wait till episode 8 or so.

  5. tommykn
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 5:15 am | Permalink

    i give up, no more.
    I’ve read ur entry for confirmation.
    and there i thought for a moment i could compare it to “true tears” but no, white album is beyond retarded, it drives me nuts.

  6. Brin
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    I’m pretty sure that tenets can’t be kicked out of apartments or its hard as shit through some dumb law they have over there.

  7. Posted February 11, 2009 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    I can’t wait for all Touya’s stupid little lies to all catch up to him at once and bury him in his own pile of shit.

    are the majority of characters dipshits or is it just personal dislike?

    Most of them are dipshits.

  8. Narrator 1
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    I have a question for you, Crusader, when you return. Who do you hate most? Lelouch, Touya, Setsuna, or Saji?

  9. soyahoney
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 3:26 pm | Permalink

    My reaction was:

    Yuki – she finally sang and we heard. (Personally, I liked it, but Eiji was…meh)
    Touya – why is he giving love advice and criticism? (He really meddled and lied big time. Some hero)
    Yayoi – can’t there be a rational way to solve it?
    Rina – Rina? Where? (She walked away when she saw Yayoi. Does that mean she supports Yuki’s relationship? I think so)
    Mana – ??? (I don’t consider her a Goddess. Maybe a loli, but not a Goddess)
    Misaki – I already knew there was something off with Tamaru, but not off the cliff type.
    Akira – I support him. He’s the more sensible one even if he has less screentime.

  10. GT
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    i love the rage you express. i feel the same way when i watch this show. its so frustrating..

  11. olivia
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    please stop blogging this. it’s a waste of time.

  12. Posted February 11, 2009 at 7:44 pm | Permalink

    @Thingle
    They’d raep her if she stays, so why stick around for more insults? Could also use much more Rina, but with minimal screen time it means less of a chance of her catching the stupid.

    @Zentari
    Depends on how you define a dipshit, for me being a lazy good for nothing that wants charity in cash is plenty enough to label some one a dipshit. Give it a whirl and see for yourself.

    @tommykn
    Sadly this is the new KGNE and not the next True Tears.

    @Brin
    But surely now that months have passed that Touya would have been dragged out by the police for squatting.

    @Narrator 1
    I am a fair man, I hate them all equally.

    @soyahoney
    Indeed we are suffering from a Rina drought for Misaki and her damsel staying with a rapist routine.

    @GT
    At least there is the promise that there will be crying and possible suicide attempts.

    @olivia
    It’s my time to waste.

  13. Nemo
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 3:54 am | Permalink

    Sooo… Good ending or bad ending ? I think we can all smell the blood coming up the mineshafts, but will it resolve peacefully ?

    I’ll be preparing myself playing Shuffle! and rewatching some KgNE. For White Album, I’d say, Rina with the chopsticks in Touya’s room.

  14. Posted February 12, 2009 at 4:21 am | Permalink

    Nah I like to see Touya man up and kick that rapist’s butt like Wandy would to his Japanese cans..

  15. Posted February 12, 2009 at 9:55 am | Permalink

    This isn’t fucking Hollywood Misaki its fucking college play [...] There were like what less than ten faggots in the fucking Thespian club they only have one size Misaki, fat.

    Haha you have a good point, but don’t you think you are being a little hard on Misaki? For all you know she has been on a second-hand high for 2 years and can no longer think straight.

    I want to know what Rina thinks about Yayoi, and it would be awesome if Rina is the one giving Yayoi her marching orders. As much as Ali Taxi Services might disapprove, not every employ has the license to do whatever the hell they want. I look forward to Rina calling Yayoi’s cell phone to tell her, “No, no, use more tongue next time!” Personally, I suspect that Yayoi is reading a “Making out, for dummies” book.

    BTW, after seeing Touya’s dad being all hard, I cannot fathom how disappointed he must be in his son.

  16. Rawr
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm | Permalink

    And this is all inb4 Rina succumbs to Touya’s charm.

  17. Posted February 12, 2009 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    @Nemo
    Regardless the Blood must flow!

    @Thingle
    Hehe Touya man up HA! Given how Touya’s dad is a rock hard tough as nails old geezer I think that Touya was kicked out precisely because he was not manly enough. After all Touya pussied out and still has to beg for money, that is thoroughly unmanly. Akira will deal the death blow to Tamaru…

    @Kabitzin
    Indeed Old Man Fujii is sorely disappointed in Touya who is no man at all. Such a scrawny little weakling that cannot even hold a job. Nevertheless if Touya tries to take his charity by force Touya will be snapped in half.

    Why should we tolerate Misaki’s bullshit, it’s one thing to be assaulted but quite another to still hang around the one who tried to assault you. Misaki could leave she does not need the god damn Thespian club, nor is Tamaru even able to exercise enough censorship to stop Misaki and her awful play. If she refuses to live then she should die. The sooner she dies of cancer the better for such stupidity ought never to be found in a college student.

    @Rawr
    We still wait…

  18. Nemo
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    Is Yayoi psycho or just a total love amateur ? I mean, for a failed relationship her tongue sure seems to linguer.

    My guess is, she used to be Touya’s pops loli slave in another life, and he abandonned her for his deceased wife ; now, in order to get revenge, Yayoi is ready to set kisstraps in ever corner of Yuki’s life. Even if it means being done by the feeble shadow of his dad that is Touya (his dad probably used to be an expert military officer secretly trained to harvest bodily fluids from innocent maiden in order to revive the lost Rahxumdam from the past.)

    Now it all makes sense to me.

    And Misaki is The Great Bringer of Bad Taste, that will lead the Hippy Sand People to rise and march on Japan. If she can make it on time that is ! Oh, such a thrilling episode coming up. I mean, HOW WILL SHE DO IT ? CAN SHE EVEN DO IT ?

    Don’t even get me started on Haruka, hiding while maturing her evil master plan to revive her lost brother (or whoever it was) by using Touya’s body as a vessel ; during a “black bible special”, she will stapple old photos on him, chanting as the bicycle wheel of time turns.

    Meanwhile, the college was suddenly found to be the center of the universe, where a great battle for the future of mankind must be fought ; Akira is not invited.

  19. Posted February 18, 2009 at 6:05 am | Permalink

    Of course not Misaki is Asian and a retard. lolz.

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