White Album – 07: Kicking the Haruka Puppy

Mana could have fed 10 starving children with that, but Mana only gives a fuck about herself…Rich Bastards.

So once gain the fail train that is the dipshit Touya and his hangers on continues to move implacably into a mountain of shit, and already we have Haruka who is breaking down. The longer this drags on the more it becomes abundantly clear that these dumb fuckers are still in fucking high school. First that fucking loli Mana…the dumb bitch wants to act out because her parents are hard at work trying to secure her future and provide her with a debt free future when they die, but Mana can’t appreciate the fact that her parents are doing so much for her. Her mother even buys her a whole sushi plate while my poor ass is eating a salami sandwich and some poor bastard in Africa gets nothing. Way to go Mana, way to shove our faces in how rich and wasteful you are. Mana is why communism gets any support at all, for you see the mildly rich are insufferable tax cut beggars who bitch about inheritance tax. Such fuckers include this loli where as the super rich like Warren Buffet actually try and better the lot of the less fortunate, certainly Mr. Buffet is most displeased that all that food ended up in the trash instead of a soup kitchen for the poor. I guess Mana and that tart Touya have one thing in common a grave lack of respect for their parents.

Being a winner, Rina was making a gesture for victory, peace is for sissies.

Quit lying you’re not sorry Misaki.

Good question.

Alte Landser Fujii saves Misaki’s bacon by letting her stay and use his sewing machine until she finishes her project, Touya gets all high and mighty as if he was the one who was doing his dad a favor when nothing could be further from the truth. It was after all the Landser Fujii’s house and he was under no obligation to harbor these idiots. That unemployed twat even has the gall to throw his weight around as if it were still his home… Touya wakes up the next afternoon, late for work as usual, he learns that he is to tutor Mana who doesn’t need any help at all but is a first class attention whore. Touya goes on about how he had to work hard and study everyday. It was a bald faced lie and Mana called him on it as Yuunagi is a shit hole college on par with the University of Phoenix where anyone can get in especially the lazy ones. Mana’s only saving grace is that she calls Touya on his faithless ways. Nevertheless the loli is a worthless debutante who will never match the awesomeness of Rina. Yuki finally manages to sing after Rina powers her up after a long day that was up until then full of lose and fail. Rina wants to set up Yuki for success while Eiji thinks that Rina is setting Yuki up to wage a songstress war.

Alte Kampfer Fujii feels great shame over hsi loser son.

At least Kampfer Fujii can be saved from disease, nothing will save Touya from unemployment though…

Unlike some unemployable parasite who can’t afford to pay his rent…

Misaki and Touya go on a date at echoes so that Touya can lord it over Akira. Rina catches Touya cheating on Yuki with Misaki. Touya tries to weasel his way out of this but Rina sees through his lies. Touya insists that he and Yuki are adults when he cannot even hold down a job or even pay for his own lease. Yuki is still a cry baby who needed Rina to hold her hand before she could get one take right. So much for being an adult, heh were it so easy to just age into it. Misaki gets tired of waiting and goes back to Kampfer Fujii to finish her project while Touya goes off on a ride. Haruka rings his door bell incessantly before the neighbor gets fed up and tells Haruka to suck eggs and fuck off. Haruka then breaks down proving how much of a bitch she is, not only is she being gofer for Touya and Yuki, but she needs to be walked otherwise she becomes mopey like a lost puppy pawing at Touya’s door. Rina tells every one to LISTEN TO HER SONG, at which time Touya is blown away by how superior Rina is. Yuki gets bullied by the Red Communist Idol Group, while Yayoi watches helplessly. Way to go Yayoi you spent so much time trying to seduce Touya that you forgot about how to protect Yuki from the greatest danger of all. If it were Lord Grace O’Conner she would have used a dimension eater on those goddamn Reds. But since it is Yayoi the loser no punishment is meted out because Yuki is also a coward.

For those who do not work, shall not eat.

Landser Fujii knows how despicable his worthless son can be.

Severely I hope.

All in all they have tried to incite sympathy amongst the audience, and they would have succeeded supposing the average viewer is a high school tart or some over grown twat show has never grown out of high school. Otherwise for this soldaten I found nothing but contempt for all of them except for Landser Fujii and Rina. Mana is going to be an adult soon so it is high time she stop being an attention whore, she will be going to college soon so it’s time to stop acting like a baby and demanding that mommy and daddy hold her little hand as she crosses the street. It’s sick and pathetic only rich fucks can be this unappreciative of the sacrifices of their parents, hell my mom and dad were hardly around, but I never held that against them because they were trying to pay for the house so we wouldn’t end up under a highway. Fucking Touya asks his dad for a favor and only has insults for him, Touya doesn’t even pay respects to his dead mother. Really I can see why Old Man Fujii kicked out his loser son in the first place, the stupid fuck is lazy as hella and has no sense of respect. Touya is lucky his dad did not sock the shit out of him because alte Kampfer Fujii is rock hard and could easily kill Touya twice before Touya even hit the ground. Even after Touya was put out on his own he never even manned up to compensate, always his one date with Yuki while he dicked around doing nothing and going no where. It also made his insistence that he and Yuki were adults that much more of a farce. I like Old Man Fujii all he ever did was force his son to try and man up, do things on his own, he gave that dipshit son a decent enough start to be a man, but Touya was simply too full of fail, one can only imagine how deep Old Man Fujii’s disappointment with his son runs.

Alte Kampfer Fujii does pull ups in the afternoon while his loser son wastes his afternoon by sleeping excess hours.

Let’s see he’s already late for work and now he’s asking for time off…and he wonders why he gets fired all teh time.

She also bothers to write and buy dinner, not that it’s enough for the Great Mana-sama…fucking teenagers bleh.

I laughed through out Haruka’s breakdown because it was just so poetic how she was Touya and Yuki’s bitch and now here she was like a lost puppy pawing at the door crying for Touya to go on a walk, while weeping for her Nii-san. Personally I would have kicked the Haruka puppy into the street because that would have been the merciful thing to do, namely end her miserable parasitic existence. I know what Haruka’s Nii-san died, it was because he was dead tired of the Haruka bullshit and did not want to endure it any longer. Yuki let’s herself get bullied, and has refused to acknowledge the fact that the only justice she will ever get against those goddamn Reds is at the end of a rifle. Misaki was being damsel in distress de jour with only wanting Touya to help her with the play for that fucking Thespian club at some no name college that isn’t all that great to begin with. It’s like if Devry University was all of a sudden greater than NYU for the arts. Really it’s fucking retarded how Misaki would go through so much shit for the lamest club on campus in a shit university. Now I know why they act like high school kids, they go to fucking community college which we all know is simply more high school. Akira was working hard to earn his keep and contribute to society while Touya eats cake that Misaki had to buy for his dumb ass. Mana is a rich bitch whose problems are trite and lame, though if you have been a rich fucktard who gets to live off the blood and sweat of the proletariat then I suppose mommy and daddy not being around to hold your hand because of work is a “tragedy” that eclipses that of Darfur.

With a kid like Mana I am not surprised her mother’s ovaries tied themselves in a knot.

Well if you showed up on time for once in your life, maybe that wouldn’t be the case…

Good you can be like Touya when you grow the fuck up.

All in all this is a massive amount of bullshit to take to actually sympathize with these dumb fucks, maybe rich people would find these shit heads sympathetic, as for the working class I bet your blood is boiling with rage at how Touya tells all these blatant lies while not even doing an honest day’s work because he wakes up in the afternoon. It seems that in White Album being an adult means being as dumb as a high school kid.

Rina has yet to display any signs of treachery and seems keen on helping Yuki rise to stardom by engaging in producer-like activities, which by the way is where there is money to be made in the music industry. The so called “war” by my recollection is going to be between Yuki and the Reds since Eiji would be stupid to fight himself, while I am sure that Rina’s detractors will jump upon this as proof of treachery it makes little sense to help Yuki succeed, after all if Rina were treacherous she could easily crush Yuki’s dreams now instead of helping her be a star. The fact that the goddamn Reds were trying to pick a fight and their manager was spoiling for a fight with Eiji it seems most plausible that Rina will be volunteering Yuki for a war of annihilation against the Reds. Upon discovering Touya’s infidelity she thinks little of it and instead insists that now more than ever that Touya needs some one to make sure he stays out of trouble. Eiji mocks Touya for lying and it is true Touya doesn’t know what Yuki wants and that they are approaching their relationship with flippant attitudes given how Touya was have a date with Misaki. Seven episodes have passed and Rina still shows no sign of any romantic interest in that loser Touya. Those who wish to wage a smear campaign against Rina are still 0 in 7 while the Rina faithful have won every single engagement. So tell me comrades, where is this treachery most base? How long must we wait for Rina to make her move we are half way in and not much has changed. All Rina seemed to be doing was gathering intelligence on this good for nothing Touya, just because Touya thinks he has a shot doesn’t make it reality, it was most pathetic watching him try and hit on Rina while reeking of paint thinner, if only that stuff killed him.

LOL.

ROFLMAO your fantasies suck by the way.

Hey Touya did they just mail you a degree for 50 yen?

Today on Cheaters Touya is caught with some fat bitch named Misaki, tonight at five!

It’s to hide his stench of lose and fail, Rina.

How considerate of Misaki to ask Akira to pass the message.

Indeed we must implement the Final Solution to the Touya Question.

Touya’s Apartment…in range. Commence Primary Ignition.

I am sorry I thought that adults had to work for a living…

What could possibly, in Japan, be worse than being pregnant with your child Touya?

Oh then who was that you were having dinner with?

If only Touya had the balls to do that.

We will not fear the Red Menace.

Your pathetic Yuki, my Great Grand Mother could have blocked that and broken both their ribs already. I hope it hurts.

No one likes the Haruka Puppy.

CRY SOME MORE!

HAHAHAHAHA.

Can’t find the doggie door Haruka?

Oh now she’s having a conversation with herself… Oh this is the funniest moment so far.