Gundam 00 S2 – 23: Going Gaga for Trans-Am

At least Patrick accomplished something before getting dropped. By the way Katie gets the pot since you were both wrong.

I am closing my 14 years of military service. When I joined the Army, even before the turn of the century, it was the fulfillment of all of my boyish hopes and dreams. The world has turned over many times since I took the oath on the plain at Sandhurst, and the hopes and dreams have long since vanished, but I still remember the refrain of one of the most popular barrack ballads of that day which proclaimed most proudly that “old soldiers never die; they just fade away.” And like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as Katie gave him the light to see that duty. – Patrick Colasour

Is that right ersatz Zero?

LOL

Ribbons makes the impossible possible.

With the war entering its final stage Ribbons decides that he no longer has any use for the A-Laws and blows them all to bits while CB cries crocodile tears for the brave if misguided soldaten who gave their lives for the defense of the Federation. The Kataron cheat finally fizzles out as Klaus loses another carrier with nothing to show for it. Princess Poverty, the kiddies, and Shirin look on gleefully at the debris field where the once mighty 3rd Fleet was. After the blast the remainder limp back to port as Jihad-kun goes off against Ribbon’s ship which is called Celestial Being…indeed the name is as lame as it looks. Nevertheless after amassing a clone army and a an equal number of Gagas Ribbons’ plumb for got to build guns and beam sabers for them so he used these brand new never before seen Mobile Suits for kamikaze attacks, just like how the last one backing 1945 was full of lose and fail this one was just as bad.

I dub thee Ms. Wang Mk II

Make way for Prince Ali!

Because this show has a crappy time slot we could not show how Renge shat himself…

While the Gaga proved to be little more than a glorified baka-bomb, Billy had been working hard to create Trans-SPAM abilities and finally broke the game beyond repair as no amount of elegant coding can salvage the ho hum combat against Gagas, and to be honest its as tedious as grinding in an Korean MMO. Thankfully there is still some hope in Darth Louise who has not bought any of Saji’s bullshit of building a world on mutual understanding…I am sure for the goddamn eleven that killing gaijin equates to understanding. While Team Raiser is busy fighting Louise, Care and Revival kick the shit out of Tieria; so much for that secret Seraphim system… Elsewhere Lasse wanting to be an even bigger hack tries to promote Trans-Am, I have to say I liked this show more before Jihad-kun got all red like a fucking communist but whatever I guess we all know what audience they are playing to now. I guess the devotees of Tomino can just stick to UC stuff from now on. Though if you love Trans-Am and thought that it was the best idea EVAR I bet you just jizzed in your pants.

Carrier has arrived.

You’d think that by now Patrick would have earned something for his troubles, but I guess marrying Katie was all he ever wanted anyway.

So sad to see that this was to be the last we see of these magnificent vessels.

Nevertheless the unintentional comedy only gets better as CB mooks who never bothered to show up since the last re-supply get blown to hell, man if only they worked that hard when there was heavy fighting before… but what ever more nameless innocent CB combatants dying is a good thing. Sumeragi takes docking lesseons from Kataron and runs her ship aground in the docking bay for no reason really as Feldt and Yellow are no match for the might of the automatons that rushed them, kekeke. Despite the relentless Gaga attacks it seems that the damage modeling in Gundam 00 is sorely lacking as there is nary a paint scratch despite the droves of Gagas striking their hulls. Last and certainly least Sumeragi decides to confront the Automatons with an assault rifle she holds Hollywood style, and who should she see? Why Billy with a pistol…too bad neither can shoot straight.

Mein Oberst thanks you for not intervening on her wedding.

Yeah it seems Katie beat you to the altar. Patrick is five times the man Emilio ever was, but at least you have Billy…Oh yeah they couldn’t find a bride’s maid out fit big enough for you, no hard feelings though.

BTW Leesa, Katie still thinks you suck.

One important thing did happen as Patrick was kicked off the server when Billy created his Trans-SPAM hack. Still I believe in the immortal powers of Patrick Colasour though it was nice to see that Katie did care. Unlike Wild Bear it seems Patrick’s “death” actually accomplished something in protecting Katie. Also Patrick confessed again, maybe when this is all over they can finally enjoy their marriage. Also Prince Ali finally got called into the game and what an entrance! No sooner does Prince Ali step onto the pitch that he killed Renge for not being a team player. Lyle thinks that he can escape from the Curse of Prince Ali as they meet one on one. Despite having no upgrade Prince Ali still hands Lyle his ass by taking out the rifle bits, the sniper rifle, and cuts off a leg for good measure, if there is one thing that Prince Ali hates its AWP campers. In the end Marie gets tackled while Haptism watches powerless like a wuss, and Ribbons and Tieria meet one on one again, but given how things turned out last time when Tieria had a gun I don’t put much faith in the dark purple innovator’s shooting skills certainly Ribbons is running 2-0 against Renge and Tieria’s pistol skills.

Worry not Patrick gave you his luck.

Such a waste of a fine ship…

Obviously Shirin wanted the slaughter to continue…no doubt she will blame a Zionist Entity for this.

Impression:

Well I did call it Trans-Am was the worst thing that ever happened to Gundam 00 first it was simply a hack for the losers of CB (because heaven forbid if they actually improved as pilots), then it was a consolation prize for Bushido Bob when they denied his application for Erupting Burning Finger, and now Sunrise has gone Gaga for their innovation in hax. Ah well at this point it was to be expected, the clone army was little more than a suicide squad, but still it’s a tragic waste of the Gaga which actually looks kind of cool, but who is going to buy a kit with no guns? Maybe it will have a button that blows it up or something. Patrick gets kicked from the server since were to believe that this is SRSFKN business now, and at least we can hope that there will be a pile of dead terrorists by the end. I doubt Patrick is dead since he has survived this all before, but it was nice to see Katie finally voice how much she cares for her loyal Patrick. I don’t give two shits about Haptism and Marie since their plot line should have been killed off some time ago anyway, but here’s hoping that Ali kills them both after tearing Lyle a new asshole. Seeing as how there don’t seem to be any one to fight them unless Bob shows up with a new suit or something, having them shoot Gagas for the next two eps is hardly going to be exciting. Andrei tried to be useful, but because Jihad-kun has become a wuss after Saji had jizzed in his ass docked one too many times Andrei gets to live.

Take it! Take it all Leopard!

In the end it’s a just a giant sperm cell…well that is one way to seed a colony.

Great job guys thanks for showing up, BTW none of you get VAs.

Some other decent points included Katie berating Sumeragi for being stupid and failing at life. Best of all however was that Prince Ali had returned and his opening move was to kill off Renge who was a shitty villain to begin with, since Dark Amuro is all the evil we need. I was giddy when Prince Ali was hacking Lyle’s weapons off. Still since the game is broken I am not ruling out another miraculous Trans-Am since Ptolemy did one all on its own when last time it needed at least one docked Gundam to pull it off. Then there was the running out of missiles bullshit that was miraculously solved. Whatever they are catering to the SEED school of combat now, and it is a shame that Prince Ali did not get an upgrade after all his hard work while Bushido Bob got three custom suits for doing nothing. Ah well next week Tieria proves how he can’t shoot straight, Prince Ali continues to pwn Lyle like a little bitch, Team Raiser and Louise yell at each other some more, Billy wusses out and fails to kill Sumeragi (though I hope the automaton can finish them both off), Feldt and Desu-Yellow sit on their asses doing nothing, while Lasse starts cutting himself because O-Gundam can’t Trans-Am. All in all I have my doubts that they can wrap up everything at this point, I get the sense this will be pew pew lazors with Kamikaze and nakkid time. So unless Ribbons kicks the shit out of Tieria early, my hopes for seeing a Hi Nu Gundam 00 Raiser just dived deeper than the Dow Jones.

Yeah no one is buying your BS Leesa.

Crashing through the sky, comes a fearful cry!
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!

Armies of the night! Evil taking flight!
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!

Nowhere to run!
Nowhere to hide!
Panic spreading far and wide!
Who can turn the tide?

Can the world oppose, deadliest of foes?
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!

Joes will risk it all to end the evil call,
of Cobra! Cobraaaaa!
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!

They never give up!
They never say die!
Walking tall with banners high!
They sound the battle cry!

Still Bob is the only wild card left so here is hoping for another Masurao variant, if not I want to see Bushido Bob cut himself. Might was well finish this series despite the Gaga rush, mostly because I want to see Prince Ali slice Lyle up into little tiny pieces, and at least there we might have a good fight for once. If nothing else it’s not over until the fat lady, which is Marina after she eats the fat kid, sings. Well whatever the reason why Homer and Goodman distrusted the innovators I doubt they will try and explain it now. Still at least no one went shopping.

Leaderboardwise Prince Ali cements his dominance over the rest by more than doubling the number of his kills closest rival the Unknown Soldaten of the Federation. Billy thought that he could rachet up the number of kills with Trans-Spam but only unique kills are counted. More over like the Fett clones it seems that Ribbon’s clone army suffers from the same flaw in that they aren’t nearly as good as the originals. Hilling Care almost gets a kill off Tieria but it seems that plot armor is still in effect, maybe Ribbons can kill steal. Andrei almost gets raped by Team Raiser but since the three of them are taking orders from Saji any further kills seem unlikely.

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Arche fahren
Gar weit in’s Meer hinaus.
Arche jagen
Reißzähne
aus den Rohren raus,

Jagen Renge, Renge in den Tod.
Jagen Renge, Renge in den Tod.
in den Tod.

Ein Bersten und ein Krachen
Zerreißt des Dampfers Schal’
Die letzte Fahrt zu machen:
Ist das nicht Todeswahl?

Arche fahren -
Gar weit in’s Meer hinaus.
Arche jagen
Reißzähne
aus den Rohren raus,

Jagen Lyle, Lyle in den Tod.
Jagen Lyle, Lyle in den Tod.
in den Tod.

Jagen Lyle, Lyle in den Tod.
Jagen Lyle, Lyle in den Tod.
in den Tod.

Jagen Lyle, Lyle in den Tod.
Jagen Lyle, Lyle in den Tod.
in den Tod.

In case you never saw Das Boot here is s crude translation of sorts:

The hour has come
Dylandy’s power fades
Through Prince Ali’s strength
Great Fatherland’s power lives

Arche sail
Far, far into the sea
Arche hunt
Fangs out of the tubes
Hunt Renge, Renge into death
Hunt Renge, Renge into death
Into death

A bursting and a creaking
Breaks the steamer’s hull
To make this last journey
Isn’t that a choice of death?

Arche sail
Far, far into the sea
Arche hunt
Fangs out of the tubes
Hunt Lyle, Lyle into death
Hunt Lyle, Lyle into death
Into death

Hunt Lyle, Lyle into death
Hunt Lyle, Lyle into death
Into death

Hunt Lyle, Lyle into death
Hunt Lyle, Lyle into death
Into death

Useless Sumeragi is useless.

Sucking eggs it seems mein Oberst…

Yeah Sumeragi also doesn’t check her mirrors when driving either.

Patrick Mad!

I guess Patrick is capable of anger.

Server problems again Patrick?

There there Katie Patrick will be back, or his name isn’t the Immortal Colasour.

Cue Tachikoma Song.

Louise has you now…

If only you could hyperburst…

I guess Lasse can’t drive manual either.

Safety’s on…

That’s not how you aim…

You were expecting Emilio?

I am here to collect the rent…

Right you are again Lord Louise.

Indeed this show would have been so much better without Saji.

Patrick Appreciation GO!

I guess in the end she did sign. Could have done worse, at least Patrick is no Billy. Worse comes to worse you can be together again in a another life.

Current Standings.

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56 Comments

  1. soyahoney
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    Till death do us part

    Perhaps Patrick can pull a ‘Mwu La Flaga’ on us and come back with amnesia. ^^

    It was obvious Ribbons came back and Regene died instead. We wouldn’t have it any other way.

    It seemed everyone could Trans-Am. Louise became more hardcore. Saji became more philosophical with the same words spoken in last ten episodes. Katie was still more superior to Sumeragi . By the way, if Katie was in Sumeragi’s position , she would have already shot Billy.

    With the “Attack of the Clones”, who was there to stop Ribbons? The producers had Tieria crash on the moon on purpose I guess.

    The next episode is about Setsuna becoming a full-fledged Innovator. “ORE WA INNOVATOR!”

  2. lishan
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    @soyahoney

    I disagree. If Kati was Sumeragi, she would have gotten Patrick to kill all the automatons. NO COMPUTER CAN DEFEAT THE IMMORTAL COLASAUR!!!

  3. Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    Sumeragi and Billy are going to be there a long time missing each other with their firearms. Then they’ll probably hook up for old time’s sake.

  4. Krono
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

    The trans-am kamikazes was pretty silly. This episode I kinda felt the production staff went “Screw the whiners taking this too seriously, lets just have a bit of fun.”

    @soyahoney

    Katie’s not stupid enough to take point against that behemoth of a ship, and then crash land in one of it’s docking bays without and ground troops at the ready. Thus she’d never have Billy even walking into her line of sight.

  5. D=
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:33 pm | Permalink

    T_T FujiKei’s gonna die, he didn’t even get a new suit. Red Bull won’t do jack squat against plot armor Lyle, let alone Double Bro Raiser.

    BUT AT LEAST HE LIVED LONGER THAN RAIGO. TOTALLY SWERVED THAT ONE FOR ME. FAMILY SHOW ROLE DIES BEFORE MECHA ACTION SHOW ROLE.

    But here’s hoping he becomes the new Yazan. God damn Yazan was hilarious despite being so damn ugly. All those random kills out of nowhere, it’s like Tomino made him into his own avatar. HERE’S HOPING.

    Rest of the show, ummm, budget garbage, and here’s hoping Sumeragi lives because she’s honestly the only non-main (IM TALKING TA YOU LOUISE) female that deserves to live. HOW MANY LINES DOES SHE HAVE compared to EVERYONE ELSE…COMBINED? But just watch, she will die…to BILLY. Or his sentries.

    Takoluka and Evil Haro remain the only ones that rival Double Bro Raiser in overpowered atm, let’s see what Amuro will pull out of his ass.

    On the good side, they were smart to give the highest budgeting animation section to Setsuna, as randomly shooting at fangs and just posing around Kira Yamato style really does make the DBR look amazing. I mean, I don’t understand the practicality of the shape of the nerf gun he’s using, but it sure as hell LOOKED cool the way he was spinnin around like Mario’s Down B in Smash, except he fires off one hit ko lasers. Sunrise knew merchandising was better if they focused on Jihad over Ali, as no one’s gonna buy Arche considering it’s just an awkward but equally badass version of Sazabi.

    Seriously, DBR in some ways does rival Strike Freedom now in aesthetics. A far bigger upgrade than before, where 00 just looked plain awkward with that giant spatula for a gunsword.

  6. Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:39 pm | Permalink

    @soyahoney
    As if Patrick could ever forget his Katie, here’s hoping for an Ozma-esque save.

    I am hoping for Dark Amuro to try a colony drop.

    @lishan
    It is as you say, NO AI CAN DEFEAT THE IMMORTAL COLASOUR! Besides Billy vs Patrick? Patrick would win.

    @Kabitzin
    Perhaps, and then Billy can finally get the pity sex he has always wanted.

    @Krono
    Yeah they wanted to have fun so bad they jumped shark, but hey I liked Jaws nothing like good old fashion shark attack to generate laughs.

    @D=
    I still hope Ali is going to kill Lyle so that Lyle can join Anew in hell, it’s only fair that they be reunited.

    I agree that Sumeragi deserves to live…with Billy for the rest of her miserable life. That comrade is the fate she deserves.

    Here’s hopping Darth Ribbons pulls Hi Nu Gundam 00 Raiser out of Leopold Celestial Being.

  7. Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:40 pm | Permalink

    I totally can’t believe they killed off Patrick. I mean the dude is annoying but annoying adorably.

    Also, if those Gaga things are just for kamikaze, why would you need need clones to fly them? Couldn’t you just go autopilot?

    Sigh… I sense Gundam 00 going down the road of GSD. Sequels suck.

  8. masterkeyes2
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:42 pm | Permalink

    I for one am disappointed in you Crusader for losing faith in the Soma/Louise end. Soma is still Soma in the end and she is better than the blob Marie-ergo I want her to live. Face it she only told Alle to call her whatever he wanted so he would stop destorying our earbuds by saying “Marie” ever 5 minutes.

    We owe her a debt of gratitude.

    Also Sergei is still one of the best characters in this show-despite being dead. Mostly because he is the only one aside from Kati that acted with reason. I also take it you ran out of good ole’ yuri pics since you haven’t posted either in the last two episodes.

    Aside from that-while the outside of Celestial Being looks bland you have to admit the interior and its introduction with “Mortify” in the background made it pretty cool.

    Actually it reminded me of Halo. He said it was too prepare for meeting other intelligent life-maybe Prince Ali and Ribbons are actually trying to prepare for the Covenant invasion.

  9. D=
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:54 pm | Permalink

    @Crusader

    Well, I don’t know about Billy, cause while she really does owe him a tap or two, I can’t stand Billy’s hairdo and glasses. Pretty shallow I know, but I’m pretty sure my reasons are still deeper than Billy’s.

    @Masterkeyes2

    http://www.thatanimeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/snapshot20090316163238.jpg looks really cute =] just the way the helmet combines with her slightly angry but adorable expression. See, it’s right before the grumpy lines come into play and make her out to be a psycho. You can shop the caption with some moe line and NO ONE WILL NOTICE. Another example of how helmets in 00 enhance a character far more than they are without one. But Tieria Erde is still the champion in that department.

    @bakaneko

    Most of us figured this out before the episodes hit 2X. Some of us were smart enough to figure it out after episode 9. But hey! Look around, lots of people are happy!

    And honestly, despite it making no sense, as long as you understand that this is GSD level, it’s totally better than the last 5 episodes. Simply cause we are wrapping shit up. But it’s still BETTER.

  10. Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:00 am | Permalink

    @bakaneko
    I don’t think Patrick is dead he’s survived worse, and let’s not forget he is the IMMORTAL Colasour.

    Considering how Ribbons kept Ali on the bench for so long I am not surprised that head coach Ribbons is making some very bad plays.

    @masterkeyes2
    I told you last time I ran through every SomaxLouise fan art I had, besides this is Patrick Appreciation. Perhaps, well since we probably no longer need logic and sense anymore here’s hoping Prince Ali continues his nobility streak and fights Gundam 00 Raiser so that Louise can go off kill Haptism and rescue Soma. Maye then we will have some new SomaxLouise fan art…Nothing would please me more than to be able to post SomaxLouise fan art again.

    Patrick acted within the bounds of reason, after all he lived only to protect Katie and true to his word when push came to shove he was a man of his word. Unlike say lying Lyle Patrick was an honest bloke.

    I was expecting more than what we got for Celestial Being…ah well here’s hoping for Hi Nu Gundam 00 Raiser.

    @D=
    You misunderstand I want Sumeragi to suffer Billy being his annoying self matters little so long as Sumeragi is to be near him at all times. Death is far too light punishment… ;)

  11. Flash Sword Irene
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    So, does anyone want to bet that Sumeragi’s boobs will be able to deflect Billy’s bullets due to the camp power of GN Particles? After all, the closest thing to the invincible power of Haro are Newtype-enhanced boob implants as there is never enough exposure to go around. Unfortunately, Billy’s research was not enough to uncover the full potential of magical particle exposure and boob enhancements. Poor guy is going to be robbed of going home as The Winnner ala Louise due to the whole “Revenge is Bad” cliche.

    Sumeragi’s hax will probably prove more powerful then even Jihad Kun’s, even if he manages to rip off “Sekiha Tenkyouken.” Then again, its not like the guy is smart enough to grasp Master Asia’s wisdom with the Soul of the Martial Artist Communicating with his Fists. Then again, even obtaining the power of Kamille Bidan would not save the idiot either.

  12. JDMFLCL
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:06 am | Permalink

    This show is reminding me too much of Command and conquer

    ion cannon, etc… now with Ribbons acting like Kane…WTF. the visitors? ROFL

    hopefully we dont have alien shenanigans, ill watch it for the ridiculousness. ALI is so much win with the counterstrike OST song.

  13. infinite07
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:20 am | Permalink

    For Patrick, I think his time is up. His helmet cracked, which was a bad sign. So sad though that he is gone (if he really he is).

  14. D=
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    @Crusader, that’s evil D= but yeah it’d be a hilarious end.

    @Flash Sword Irene, you are wrong, because Takoluka of .avi releases rivals Evil Haro. Exclusive to those of us who can’t handle MKV due to the overload of girly colors.

    @JDMFLCL, one can say Ali has been the ONLY cast member to have consistently good fights, so it’s a given he’s the ONLY guy who’d make a good music video in the first place. And Ion Cannon didn’t come from C&C strictly. Starcraft had it too, albeit it did jack squat. But comparing 00 to Starcraft would be the biggest travesty in anime/game history.

    Oh, I also realized for the 2009 Spring lineup you guys didn’t bring up Black Lagoon S3, which I’m not sure is happening or not in Spring, but it’d be a shame if no one did it.

  15. Michiko
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    @infinte07

    Forget not that Mu La Flaga survived with NO helmet. A cracked helmet is nothing for the Immortal Colasour.

  16. Narrator 1
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 1:13 am | Permalink

    That scene with Tieria and Erde, with them defending each other against those blasts, reminded me of this one thesis that alleged homosexual subtext in The Lord of the Rings. More specifically, the one where Sam defended Frodo “like a furry animal… defending its mate”.

  17. Mechabao
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 2:11 am | Permalink

    The Avatars of the Rocket Emperor failed him in this episode. And then Patrick had to ‘die’ while those self-righteous wankers from CB are still alive and kicking. :(

  18. Narrator 1
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 2:25 am | Permalink

    Tieria and Lockon* Argh, darn mistakes.

  19. blind_dead_mcjones
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 3:20 am | Permalink

    i’m probably the odd one out here, but Ali is actually starting to bore me, yes you like close combat, yes your a monster we get it already, that much was obvious since episode 7, and arche looks like it got taken to the crushers.

    the gaga units made me laugh, not only are they a litteral redshirt army, but it showed that all bring and divine are good for are being guidance for the gaga missiles, makes me think of those giant missiles steered by grots in 40k.

    on a slighty more positive note, everyone having trans-am now levels the playing field

  20. Zentari
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 4:10 am | Permalink

    This episode was ….well, inadequate to say the least.

  21. JDMFLCL
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 4:46 am | Permalink

    I’d laugh my ass off if everyone died, and prince ali was free to reign over the world :D

  22. D=
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 7:28 am | Permalink

    @Blind_dead_mcjones

    It’s totally understandable, as this is one of his worse fights to date, probably as equally shitty as his fight with Bro Raiser. But really, what can you do if they choose to make fangs/bits useless? It’s not like the damn things are skillful; we KNOW pretty much that the pilot has ZERO impact on the bits/fangs besides yapping and sending them out. And it would be retarded if he used his ghetto blaster against Cherudim and his gun when they are in an enclosed space.

    Excuses aside, you aren’t the odd one out here. I just don’t complain about it because he’s dwarfed by the GaGa squad and the incredibly ghetto battles this episode has. He’s very lucky, because when he gets a crappy fight, he seems to always have something that damn shittier for us to complain about and forget that his fight isn’t as good as it was in S1.

    Arche is ugly, make no mistake. It has a bad ass vibe to it, evil even if you want to call it that, but it wouldn’t even have a lick of that vibe without Ali being the Prince he is. You take that POS suit and try advertising it to kids who never seen the show and they sure as hell won’t buy it. It’s the perfect suit for FujiKei. You won’t FEEL bad when it goes BOOM.

    Honestly, MS Igloo and 00 S2 prove the point that Japan needs to produce quality Starcraft players or hell even interact with some. If not, do real work and research on wars and figure out how to make wars look less fake. Might be nostalgia kicking in, but I swear UC had at least a few fights where random suits killing each other. You know, like MOBILE SUITS…FIGHTING…in the BACKGROUND? Not just LASER beams CONSISTENTLY SHOOTING THE SAME PLACES in rotating patterns. As it stands though, Sunrise cannot make a good large scale battle. Skirmishes and 1v1s are fine, S2 episode 1 proved that, but god damn.

    Only reason Igloo gets away with anything is because one side is always super jobbing and therefore no one gives a shit if they shoot or not, because it wouldn’t dent the damn enemy anyways.

    But see? Now I look even more pessimistic, and I was TRYING to be nice.

    Oh, I guess I can add in umm…YEAAHHH ALI GOT A KILL AGAIN……and Lyle purposely wastes his Trans-Am while everyone saves theirs so now he has an excuse to lose to Ali if he does! WOOOO. Wait…is that even good writing? Err we’ll go with yes, because I’m being POSITIVE.

  23. Posted March 17, 2009 at 8:01 am | Permalink

    Putting all those Trans Am capable GN tau drives into the Gagas was such a waste. It would have been much more effective to just send out a couple hundred Aheads/GN-XIIIs equipped with those drives intead. Then again, it’s every good villain’s duty to let the good guys have a chance… or at least the illusion of a chance until the very end.

    Agreed with everybody that said Patrick can’t die, since it’d be pointless to kill him off now that he has been established as IMMORTAL!!!

  24. Posted March 17, 2009 at 9:07 am | Permalink

    Well am looking forward to seeing what the Seraphim can do after Tieria is done with Ribbons. Considering he left the unit to head to Veda it’s probably a similar function to Nadleeh. He’s got to do something after getting Seravee busted up so quickly. Or maybe Tieria will take out Ribbons and reveal his plan to be the true ruler :) .

    I’m sure Patrick is fine. The guy always finds a way to avoid getting himself killed. Thought for sure he finally bought it at the end of season 1 before they showed him alive. He’ll probably show up in a tiny piece that remains of his unit.

    Do wonder how Ali will eventually be killed. Seems unlikely that Lyle can pull off what his brother couldn’t. Neil put up a better fight while only having one good eye. Might have been a good idea to give Lyle a bloody sword. It’s not like it would take up that much room.

  25. D=
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    Except Lyle would be even more useless with a sword than he is with those useless pistols. About the only person who knows how to swing a melee weapon is Jihad. Fatty Gundam just spams them but gets nowhere, and Orange-Kun just goes waverider suicide attack. Meisters have the combat ability of the water boy who serves Crusader in boot camp. It’s a complete joke.

    Patrick can die. Not likely, and honestly it’s a given it shouldn’t happen because there’s no real reason he should die, but this is Sunrise we are talking about. They love to do bad shows.

    In fact, if you think about it logically, if Innovators can exist so long ago before Gundams got so damn powerful, Veda should have created a strictly innovator team for CB that is less human and more mechanical and can’t really think on it’s own. You can always just mass innovate AFTER you establish peace. The whole “super plan” of having ONE FRIGGING GUY undergo innovation through gigantic conflicts and massacres pretty much hits the mark that Aeolia was a damn idiot or was trolling the world.

    But then if I complain about that, I’d complain about how it’s retarded how the world never noticed quantum brainwaves transmitting from the moon to earth for so damn long. The longer this show stays on the air, the more time we get to figure out how stupid it really is and how badly planned it is.

  26. Krono
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 10:17 am | Permalink

    @bakaneko & D=

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Gundam 00 isn’t, and almost certainly never will be, as bad as GSD. Destiny just simply had that many problems, and incited that many flame wars.

  27. Acolyte
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 10:19 am | Permalink

    Wow. Just… wow. I knew this show was screwed a while back, but we’ve reached all new levels of stupidity here. I have to agree with those saying that Sunrise has pretty much given up on any kind of rational tactics.

    Trans-Am suicide bombers. There is so much wrong with this idea. Were they at least packed to the gills with explosives? Was it too much to buy them guns? Didn’t get a good enough deal to mass-produce fangs and GN missles (at least these would have been harder to shoot down)? I least I can see why Ribbons couldn’t clone Ali; no fucking way he’d consent to that one. The last time Ali needed suicide bombers he had little kids do it for him.

    The colony reveal. So, now that we know Ribbons’ villa is actually the VEDA control room we saw at S1 end, why the fuck did Renge/Wang need to give CB a piece of paper? Wang’s been there. She could have just said “Ribbons lives on dark side of moon. VEDA probably in basement.”

    Ramming the dock while knowing that your only defense in there is a shitty O Gundam running off a battery. At the very least they could have sent a few missles in first to clear the room.

    If Patrick kicks it, this show lost half of what little redeeming value it had left (Katie being the rest).

  28. aeons
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    why do they bother making suits for tieria, they always fail at the end with their special abilities down to shit. couldve honestly been two more suits for prince ali.

  29. lilu
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    Patrick is alive(he is Immortal), isn’t he?
    http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3057/002231.jpg
    At least Kati is going to teach someone a lesson: no one can touch her Patrick.

    I don’t know why Ribbons cloned Bring and Divine if they only should do kamikaze in something that even doesn’t look like mobile suit. You even don’t need new mobile suits for that – use GN-XIII and Ahead. You even don’t need Divine and Bring – use Haros, automatons, autopilot – the effect would be the same.

    Billy will not be able to shoot Sumeragi.

  30. Posted March 17, 2009 at 1:10 pm | Permalink

    @Flash Sword Irene
    I hope that one of her implants will burst so that she can look silly until the very end. Master Aisa refused to teach him and given how Jihad-kun even got kicked out of P{rince Ali’s day camp…

    @JDMFLCL
    Indeed, if only they went with the camp of Red Alert 3… Still so far Prince Ali has done a fine job dominating the board.

    @infinite07
    The power of his love will bring him back!

    @D=
    There are fates in this world that are worse than death…

    @Narrator 1
    Problem here is that neither Lyle nor Tieria can claim to be English… ;)

    @blind_dead_mcjones
    What? You don’t look forward to seeing Lyle get chopped into little lecherous pieces? Prince Ali is a merciful man he’s only sending Lyle to meet Anew again so they can have their ho hum romance.

    Grot Bombs are at least fun this…seems more like a waste since the Gaga looks decent.

    @Zentari
    Indeed they went Gaga for the wrong thing.

    @JDMFLCL
    In the Principality of Ali one of their first acts will be to annihilate the Azadistani scum and their bastard broods…

    @TJ
    Indeed but I guess the A-Laws and Innovators were never really in cahoots.

    @FlareKnight
    I hope Tieria fails so the chances of Hi Nu Gundam 00 Raiser will shoot up. Otherwise it be rather lame if Dark Amuro never gets to pilot.

    Patrick will probably show up in the ED of ep 25. Right now Lyle is going to need major hax to beat Prince Ali, already Prine Ali has taken out Lyle’s rifle bits, Lyle has no shield bits left, lost a limb, his rifle, and already used his Trans-Am. Either he loses, an Heros himself to kill Ali, or they grant him more hax to pull off a kill.

    @Acolyte
    Yeah the use of Gaga kamikaze was lame, they gave them all arms but no weapons…

    @aeons
    Here here! Prince Ali deserves a new suit for all his hard work.

    @lilu
    Hoho that could well be Patrick.

    Indeed of all the things to use for Kamikaze the Gagas seemed excessive.

  31. Posted March 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    I never liked when Sunrise resurrected a character but I am hoping they do that with Patrick.
    Gaga army was just stupid, wouldn’t be more effective to actually equip them for real combat.

    On a side note, it sucks that new gundam series is actually a PS3 game.

  32. Bob
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    What is it with you and the german always? Just curious…

  33. Posted March 17, 2009 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    I will be damned if Sunrise would let the immortal Corlasaur die. I will choose to believe in Patrick and Kati’s love until the ends of time. Speaking of which, where’d you find all those Patrick x Kati pictures?

    What the hell is up with guns and their complete uselessness in melee combats? So Lockon can take a few point-blank shots at the Prince and do no damage, but one swipe from the Prince chops off Lockon’s legs? Meanwhile, everyone else has got bending beams that blow up whole battalions in the blink of an eye. I’m not even gonna get into tran-spam. Geez.

  34. masterkeyes2
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    @Crusader: Ah right you did. My bad.

    Oh and of course Patrick and Kati count as reasonable and sane. I should of said Sergei was one of the last few sane people left. My mistake.

    Aye, Prince Ali is a man of noble aspirations. Here is hoping that him and the greater villains of history may rule the universe with Demon King Lelouch and Emperor Ribbons.

    Oh and I lose the bet on having Ribbons being the 0-Gundam pilot, because god forbid he recieves something to help even the odds. Also why did he make a thousand Devine clones if they are just gonna commit suicide’s? Why not just have the Gaga machines go in without pilots and save some resources?

    @D=: All hail the power of photoshop!

  35. Zentari
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    I do not scoff at the mass transam thing, I scoff at how it was used.Instead of giving it to ALAWS or hell, putting it on some nukes or something, they put it on some MS driven by mass cloned innovators which SUICIDE charged them (despite the fact that if they had fought normaly , they woukd have won).

    I seriously felt like facepalming there…

  36. D=
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    @Krono

    Unfair judgment. Currently it is obvious GSD fails so much harder than 00 S2, however, you are not giving it even close to the same amount of time needed to compare them accurately. More so, you must be able to judge from a scaling point, such as comparing GSD’s animations to it’s surrounding anime series at the time, opposed to 00 S2. If we do this from a professionally objective stand point, my hunch is that 00 S2 isn’t that far off from GSD.

    More so, GSD is part of the CE era. That enables it more leniency due to the fact that there is no fucking way you guys take CE as seriously when it first started than you did with 00. Hellloooooo splash screens? Everything from high school shojo to completely bishi’d characters pretty much doesn’t allow you to take the show seriously whenever there isn’t a battle.

    00 has lots of Bishies too, make no mistake, but 00 is also a show where 99% of the characters regardless of faction look like they’ve never heard of acne or skin problems. You can even take Billy, the hobo he is, give him a haircut and get him new glasses and bam, he’s Bishi material. Can’t do that with CE, where characters are clear cut cool or beautiful or ugly.

    S1 for sure will never lose to CE in any way, but S2 is totally different story. They had like, what? 5 or less episodes worth not calling shit? I’d rather see Kira overpowered than Bob become Vegeta.

  37. Haesslich
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    Michiko – uh.. Mwu didn’t survive WITHOUT the helmet; he just survived a Gundam blowing up around him even as it ate a positron cannon shot. They edited that helmet out of the Special Edition, but showed Rau’s to indicate the latter was absolutely, positively dead. A cracked helmet for Patrick means he’s likely headed down the Rau route (dead, and for good unless they bring out a clone for him).

  38. Square
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    WTF is all I can say. The clone army was a complete waste. The same thing could have happened with missiles with big engines. SOOOO completely lame.

  39. Triggerhappypilot
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    I give ribbons 1 point for the Gryps 2 reenactment, but minus infinity for using it almost exclusively on his own guys.

  40. blind_dead_mcjones
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    @ crusader.

    no i don’t, mainly cos i wanna see lyle live with the shame of not being worthy of ali’s blade, and possibly GN castrated so he can’t repoduce.

    @ D=

    duly noted.

  41. Krono
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    @D=

    More time is not needed to objectively say that 00 S2 is not and won’t be as bad as Destiny. Destiny was just objectively bad. Multiple clip shows, the shopping episode followed by the “life of Meer” episode within the last 5 episodes. Severe overuse of flashbacks on top of the clip shows, shoddy animation, blatant reuse of animation, and footage that grew worse as the series went on, episodes that had the last few minutes of the previous episode repeat for the first few minutes of the episode with slightly better animation, writing that couldn’t decide who to treat as the protagonist, needed an extra episode to remake the “Flawless victory” final episode…

    The list just goes on. Then there’s the matter that 00 S2 hasn’t sparked the massive flamewars that accompanied GSD.

    The bottom line is that while the jury is still out on how good 00 S2 is compared the other series airing at the same, time, and how Gundam 00 as a whole is compared to other Gundam series, we can already say that it is not the level of failure that GSD was, and time isn’t going to change that. The only thing that would change it, is the final couple of episodes, and they’d really have to work at it.

  42. D=
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    CRUSADER I don’t know if I said this yet, but you should read if you already haven’t, Red Eyes, then use your powers along with everyone else interested in mecha on this blog to get a scanlation group for the series. I’m sure everyone who’s complaining about S2 will think this series is the shizzle, and most of the content fits your german trolls.

    Of course, the biggest flaw is that there’s no hot chix and mostly everyone is either gar or ugly. But HEY.

  43. D=
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 12:15 am | Permalink

    @Krono

    Multiple Clip shows were a given back in the day. That’s an example of your double standards. You aren’t basing GSD comparatively to other series in it’s era, you are comparing it to 00. No Shit 00 would have raped even Naruto back in the day if it came out at the same time. Doesn’t mean SHIT now does it? Oh wait I guess that’s wrong, because most of us couldn’t run 720p back in the day.

    You must look at what GSD/CE market is going for, opposed to just satisfying you. What is the purpose of the show, who did they want to appeal to, what kind of story are they trying to tell, how good was their action comparatively to other animes at the time.

    Let’s see, from your complaints, which of these do 00 S2 have?

    -Flashbacks
    -Shoddy Animation
    -Footage that grew worse
    -Recap minutes

    Everything else that is unique to GSD and doesn’t belong to 00 can also be covered by the shit 00 failed at that GSD doesn’t fail at. You say GSD had two protagonists and it made the series confusing, but I never saw GSD create a Saji Crossroad that took more screen time than Shin’s impulse transformation. You talk about the remake of the final episode, 00 S2 isn’t even at the final episode nor has it existed long enough to consider one.

    I mean, let’s poke fun at 00 S2 shit that GSD doesn’t have for kicks:

    -Haros that survive lasers and explosions
    -Quantum computers that supposedly do amazing shit yet in reality are outclassed by streamline super computers
    -Grunts that run on the same ENGINE (BASICALLY) as the main characters but job super fast
    -Saji Crossroad
    -Confusion on whether coated weapons are stronger than beam weapons
    -Super Robots not used to 1/10th their potential
    -A stupid setting that doesn’t allow off screen benefit of the doubt to occur
    -A time skip AFTER the time skip that begins the 2nd season
    -No starwars homage bullshit

    You talk about 00 S2 not sparking as much flame wars as GSD? Please. That’s a compliment to GSD. Code Geass is by far the best overall anime of it’s year, R2 included. Anyone who thinks otherwise go look at the TV charts. You can’t talk about figures outside of Japan because one, it’s impossible to calculate, two the show wasn’t even made for foreign viewers as a first priority. With that said, you can bet your ass more people watched GSD in japan than 00 S2. More people, means more bitching. GSD attracted drama morons, shojo girls, all that crap. 00 was more into mecha nerds and people who thought this shit was srsfknbiz but it just so happened it isn’t.

    Bad attention is better than No attention.

    Have you watched this episode? How can you think they can’t fuck it up even more? In fact, how can you think this can go any direction but down? Do you honestly believe they are going to show some miracle fight of Trans-Am Arche and DBR that actually SHOWS the animation quality of their first fight? My ass.

    As for making sense of shit and plot holes, give it enough time, and the scale of people that give a damn about 00 that matches the ratio of GSD tards will give you the appropriate feedback of shit that just makes you go WTF.

    And even then, I don’t claim that 00 S2 is worse than GSD. But it’s silly to believe that it doesn’t have the possibility to just because they have more hot chicks that aren’t pink, have updated animations, etc etc.

    New times, New standards. You use the word objectively, but you aren’t even making a case of it. You have yet to compare GSD to an anime of it’s own time, so it’s completely irrelevant. If you compare it with 00 S2, then all you are saying is that GSD still has some qualities that let it compete with a next generation series with those peeves as the only difference. That’s terrible.

  44. blind_dead_mcjones
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    oh almost forgot, with the gagas, by the looks of them they were incomplete, which gives me the impression that they were mid way through the production line when CB decided to attack, so ribbons had to improvise and use them as bombs instead.

  45. lubczyk
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    Yeah, this episode was really bad. All Sumeragi’s “tactics” consisted of were “full frontal assault.” Really1? You’d think the staff of 00 has no sense of military strategy.

    Of course, this series is beyond saving. Who gives a flip about any of the characters? Outside of Louise and Saji, there’s really no characters that we, as the viewers, have any emotional investment in.

    The philosophy has yet again degraded into the typical Gundam SEED Destiny bullshit!!! “We,re fighting for the future!!!” Really!!! How about all the futures of all those people you killed or ended directly or indirectly?

    This series runs on the same principal as shows like Kurokami or other Shounen shows – It’s all just an excuse to show giant robots blowing stuff up. It’s no better than pornography or smut films.

    Following an age, where 12 year-olds read Julius Caesar, War and Peace and The Tale of Genji, it’s sickening to see media as this hailed as media for children.

    Just like the rest of the world, anime is being dumbed-downed to the lowest common denominator.

  46. Posted March 18, 2009 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    @Soulstrider
    Yeah I heard about that what a crappy anniversary it will be unless they announce something decent at the end of Gundam 00.

    Certainly since the Gaga has arms you’d think that it would actually use them…but alas they are just for show.

    @Bob
    I like the language what more can I say?

    @RP
    danbooru and 4chan have plenty of images, but not all are SFW…

    I am sure Patrick will be fine, it is the Immortal Colasour after all.

    @masterkeyes2
    Better yet why not save those GN-Tau drives for a planet size mobile aromor…still here’s hoping the Gaga project was the last on the totem pole for Ribbons and his Hi Nu Gundam 00 Raiser.

    @Zentari
    I was expecting a Zealot rush and all we got was a scourge rush that did not take out a whole lost despite there being more than can fit on screen.

    @Square
    Indeed missile could have been cheaper and they could have been piloted by Dark Haros instead too.

    @Triggerhappypilot
    Indeed all he really had to show for it was one useless Kataron Carrier.

    @blind_dead_mcjones
    Lyle has already been castrated why do you think Anew went ape shit one him…? ;)

    Ribbons had 4 months instead of fielding a bunch of incomplete units why not field a couple functional ones too? Sadly it seems that resources were wasted on two sets of clones instead of being diverted to beam sabers.

    @lubczyk
    Indeed it seems that they decided to take a piss one the S1 premise for good measure, still I do look forward to watching Prince Ali tear Lyle apart.

  47. Kururu
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    Seems like producers were stoned when they came up with the GaGa unit lulz. Whatever, despite the fact that the show makes no sense now, I’m enjoying the show a lot more than GSD. I’m just going to sit back and go with the flow. XD

  48. Michiko
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    @Haesslich

    Yeah, I know Mu didn’t actually survive without the helmet. I just thought it was really funny that they editted it out in the Special Edition to make Mu’s appearance in GSD plausible.

    Poor Patrick. =P Then again Zechs Merquise managed to survive an explosion in space for Endless Waltz…

  49. blind_dead_mcjones
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 2:37 am | Permalink

    @ crusader

    that still leaves shame for lyle to suffer from

    methinks ribbons spent those 4 months playing armored core:nexus and last raven, and used the idea of the suicide drones in those two games to make the Gaga’s

  50. D=
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 3:38 am | Permalink

    Sunrise is just full of wonderful creativity, as if just asking for one of us to join them and friggin boot out all these useless people.

    You would think by now, they’d have staff that is purely devoted to keeping continuity and tech details and such, but nope. Only one thing matters, that’s the CHARACTERS. The amazing fleshed out oh so academy award winning CHARACTERS.

    Clearly, that’s why they brought these awesome heroes into the show, because without it, gundam just wouldn’t shine. Who the hell would watch a show about robots fighting in wars without the EMOTIONAL brilliance of men like Setsuna F Seiei or the Dylandy twins or the empathetical Marina? It just doesn’t get any better than this folks!

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