Like Dewey Defeats Truman…
Beichtwebel Akira is informed that Misaki only sprained her ankle and did not break anything major, much to Jesus’ chagrin. Instead since Misaki was a cheap bastard she refused to pay for a second crutch. In the end it seems that the Misaki’s play was utter crap after all though it paled in comparison to the stench of fail that Tamaru was spreading. Such was the Thespian musk that the critics all walked out midway because Tamaru could not act for shit, so thus did the renown of the Yuunagi Thespian Club collapse to a thunderous yawn. At least Tamaru can star in one of Uwe Boll’s movies in a couple years. Moreover it seems that the standing rumor is that Tamaru locked up Misaki on the second balcony, it is all false of course though Tamaru wishes that it were true. Thankfully for Misaki, Padre Akira saved her from such a fate. Still it seems Kampfer Fujii gets no respect and gets disrespected by that ungrateful Misaki. Sadly despite being the toughest man in town it seems that Kampfer Fujii has heart problems stemming from the pain of having Touya as a son, indeed it is said that having Touya as a son would break any one’s heart.
The constant disappointment is enough to break the alte Kampfer’s heart.
I can’t believed they even stayed that long.
Indeed Tamaru took it from merely shitty to jumping shark.
Tamaru continues his stalking campaign on Misaki but because Tamaru is a heathen and an infidel he fears the powers of Beichtwebel Akira. Also since God and Jesus both hate rich people, especially Thespians Tamaru can only hide in the shadows while Jesus repeatedly beats him with the ugly stick, soon not even the shadow can hide his hideous face. If nothing else Tamaru can try and get the role of Donovan in Indiana Jones an the Last Crusade, since he felt that he was too damn good to take a role in the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Even after all this bullshit and chips Touyua still wants to lead Misaki on to Beichtwebel Akira reminded the heretic that he was still in the middle of the exorcism. Speaking of stalkers it seems Yayoi has some ugly Jap stalker problems of her own as Hiiragi has been wanking off during their phone conversations, and sending her letters. The ice queen ain’t no queen after all since she is fearful of some fat fuck who has no job, still being a dumbass she goes to Touya for safety… I am sure Kabitzin was already born then surely that guy is more reliable than Touya. Still Yayaoi forgot about the Imperial American Troops stationed at Camp Courtney, Camp Foster, Camp Gonsalves, Camp Hansen, Camp Kinser, Camp Schwab, Camp Zama, United States Fleet Activities Sasebo, United States Fleet Activities Yokosuka, Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, Marine Corps Air, Station Iwakuni, Marine Corps Base Camp Smedley D. Butler, Naval Air Facility Atsugi, Naval Housing Annex Negishi, New Sanno Hotel, Sagamihara Housing Area, and Torii Station who were ready and willing to tear some fat bastard a new asshole in 1986, such a pity she is not only xenophobic, but retarded as well.
I knew Touya was behind it.
Indeed Touya did not clean up his wanking mess.
A most impressive framing of Tamaru by Jesus.
Eiji and Kanzaki were having a pissing contest and it quickly becomes apparent that both are the kind of scum that create stock market bubbles and encourage people to buy Bear and Sterns stock, and in the case o Eiji…he has clearly failed miserably at math. Rina loses her original venue because Eiji is wants to have fun at other people’s expense, to add insult to injury Eiji over inflates the numbers in a futile effort to scare Rina. Too bad Rina can easily get OVER 9000 to mobilize. Sadly since Rina cannot call upon the good services of Zentradi managers such as Elmo Rina is forced to rely on herself and she does so magnificently as she tries to make amends to her fans. The Red Menace known as Sakura-dan think that they actually have a shot at selling out their show, and Yuki gets a bigger venue as well but is too damn dumb to realize the gravity of the situation or that no one wants to LISTEN TO HER SONG so she gets all high and mighty despite not having sung even once in public. Only Rina is aware of what has transpired and where a lesser songstress would have despaired at the numbers Rina soldiers on. Touya is drafted to keep him out of trouble, though the bastard dictates to his employer what hours he will work as he insists on failing to do his job at Echoes and as Mana’s tutor.
Which Beichtwebel Akira called for I might add, Touya could not afford the phone call.
I eagerly await to see your girly man tears, Thespian scum.
In other words Yuki, Touya will be Rina’s bitch just like you.
Too bad for Rina she discovers that it is already too late as she discovers that Yayoi can’t read and had ton up Yuki’s letter to Touya instead of Hiiragi’s. So far Kabitzin has apologized for his indecent slander of Rina though I am awaiting usagijen to beg Rina for forgiveness. Rina tried so hard and yet in the end it was all for naught through no fault of her own. Touya chased every girl except for Rina who was impervious to his sloppy advances, while Yayoi and Misaki fell without firing a shot. If that were not enough Yayoi and Touya make out again demonstrating who is the lowliest of traitors, her name is Yayoi and I for one would eagerly damn her to an unhappy fate with Hiiragi, I also curse the name of Misaki and hope that Tamaru does something unkind to Misaki before Biechtwebel Akria with the help of God and a few Marines defeats the communist Tamaru and the upstart Sakura-dan. To show his appreciation for such power Akira will keep line into heave packed with fresh souls, beginning with the butt hurt Tamaru who clearly got a stick stuck up his ass.
Very well Negotiator.
Your thoughts betray you Touya, you cannot slack off forever…
After all he did you too Misaki…
Praise be to Rina the only woman in this goddamn show with half a brain and a sense deceny and loyalty. While the rest have made attempts to woo Touya, Rina has not even done it once. Indeed her relentless pursuit of Yuki’s happiness has granted her nothing except an arrogant Touya and an ungrateful Yuki. Where a lesser woman would have long ago abandoned both to their cruel and just fate Rina is the sentinel that desperately holds the bridge in face of the treacherous assaults of Mana, Haruka, Misaki, and Yayaoi. While her cause is questionable one cannot help but admire the skill, courage, and tenacity that Rina has displayed through these dark times. While lesser creatures such as Misaki and Yayoi attract scum like Hiiragi and Tamaru no loser in Japan dares to cross Rina for fear of earning her terrible ire. It is said that in 1986 the Imperial American forces of the Emperor Ronald Reagan that occupied the hell hole that that breeds bastards like Touya, Tamaru, and Hiiragi gave Rina the utmost respect and a free hand to do as she willed, such was the glory and renown that was Rina’s. While Rina was reduced to sining at Calma she will no doubt moblize more people than Sakura-dan and Yuki combined, Rina can be Calma no Yousei for Sheryl proved that the size matters not only your song.
Not that Touya ever does anything…
Alright trolling Touya.
Misaki soes not have control of her fear…
I see Tamaru cowers in fear of Beichtwebel Akira.
You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking…what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your concert hall will burn until its surface is but glass, and not even your blonde will live to creep, blackened from its hole, to mar the flashing of Rina’s passage. The culmination of her Journey, for your destruction is the will of the God! And Rina? She is his instrument!
Oh Eiji, the only winner wil be Rina.
Indeed even now Yuki still hasn’t gotten it down…
Indeed Eiji cannot do the maths…
Busting makes Rina feel good.
Oh I can’t wait to see Hiiragi kick Touya’s ass, smart move there bitch, running into the arms of the wrong Fujii.
Yuki likes to beg like a common bitch.
Yuki you will always be stupid, always.
There there Rina the amount of fail and lose made me facepalm too.