Umi Monogatari – 03: The Most Diligent Loli

Go right ahead ladies…

While it seems that Umi Monogatari has been consigned to the dust bin by many I still find the yurilicious subtext to be very enjoyable. Even if it is slow, it does lend itself wonderfully as an alternate universe of Canaan where Canaan (born here as Kanon) was born to a boring life on a beautiful beach. One need look no further than that odd glove Kanon wears in her regular clothes to see that she shares the same fashion sense as her alternate universe self. I am sure if we gave Urin an airsoft pistol and a knife she would be the spitting image of Liang Qi, but I digress. This time it was all about Kanon’s childhood as the best grunt of her generation, and she certainly was adorable in her loli years with twin tails. Even if her dolt of an ex-boyfriend was useless, Suzuki seems to like her a lot and see past her dark aura. Marin really loves her and always makes a point to hug and reassure Kanon and her self esteem issues. The battle itself was lovely for one reason and one reason only…Kanon stepped up and carried off Marin for a change. Otherwise the POWER of YURI prevails once again as all Marin needed to do was hug the two offenders. Also of note was Kanon’s Mom who delightfully made her intention of making the most of the Turtle’s death, very clear… Also watching Urin cry made me DAWWWWW.

It was already like that…it’s not like they’d be so rude as to piss in your ocean. Though how do they go to the bathroom down there?

Yes you have to washe your hair too, especailly if you want to keep it long…

Haha you both for got to take your bows out…

A little tight in the middle no?

I guess Kanon was right to hoard all her old clothes…

Feel free to make turle soup as well…

No your feelings for Kanon aren’t weird…

I see Marin’s affection is finally having the desired effect.

Marin knows a rival when she sees one.

Well almost…

Yes “friends” of a special sort.

And all the embarassing stories!

Awwww…she’s so cute.

I think Kanon did a marvelous Treebeard, look how terrified those orcs are….

Do not stop until they are found! You do not know pain, you do not know fear!

Thus did Suzuki confirm that Marin’s claim on Kanon was the strongest.

Marin can stare at them all day…

Yeah I bet your stupid ex-boyfriend never told you that.

Awww how sweet.

Now nibble her ear Marin.

Oh alternate universe Liang Qi I am sure there is one alternate unverse where it is you.

Well if you get a matching tattoo on your left forearm…

This sounds like a yuri confession to me…

It looks like everyone dows want to take Kanon’s first kissu…

How dare you filthy Loli, if any one will steal kanon’s first kiss it will be Marin!

Because they see through all of your lies.

Thank you for stepping up.

In Great Soviet Union Kanon Rescues YOU!

Kanon accepts your “friend” application.

Kanon even has the left forearm glove, must be in anticipation for her matching tattoo…

It’s nice to be honest with your yuri feeltings isn’t it kid?

Marin likes to stalk her Kanon.

Daily confession is daily.

:3

I bet that loser boyfreind of yours never even gave you a hug or ever bothered to say that he loved you…

Marin will make you happy, I guarantee it.

Marin will heal your wounded heart too…

It just takes OVER 9000 hugs…