No seriously did you try anything while Canaan was passed out, because if you did we want it animated…
So this post is a bit late though it seems that they did get land lines in this hot and humid mud hole, so in any case after Alphard trolled the world Canaan and Maria try to runoff on a little yuri dayto, and while Alphard was most delighted to see that Canaan and Maria were getting FRIENDLY, but in the end Maria started using her lines and Alphard was left heart broken. Alphard sent Hakko to make sure that things between them did not go too well, but alas only a fully trained Yuri Knight with the Yuri as her ally could have prevailed. In the end Hakko was reduced to pelting Canaan with pebbles though now that Canaan has been blinded by Alphard’s radiance Canaan’s desire to kill has slackened. It also seems that Hakko will never forgive Santana for robbing her of her hopes and dreams of becoming an idol like Sheryl Nome and now no one will LISTEN TO HER SONG as she is now a Bene Gesserit witch. Alphard in her loneliness decides to troll the vice president and congratulates him for having the balls to try take her on.
Oh I see Canaan has learned a thing or two from Alphard onee-sama…
Cummings is at a loss of what Alphard is planning but it seems that our Lady of War is no believer of vicious cycle and actually grasps that capitalism is based on conquering and expanding new markets. Canaan can no longer see people’s colors though she thinks that blue reflects killer intent instead of BURNING PASSION certainly it was no accident that Alphard let her lovely Canaan live for if Alphard wanted her dead Alphard would have shot her like she shot Siam. Siam simply had to die because he was the reincarnation of Souma and Chikane would not let a lass like Canaan go hetero. In the end though since this is pretty much a sequel to Kannazuki no Miko where every one was reincarnated, Chikane’s sacrifice seems to have had some unintended consequences. Himeko is now Maria and has since started fancying herself as the priestess of the moon and so dumb struck that she has started hitting on Mako-chan, now Canaan, who is all too happy to oblige. Certainly underneath the gaze of the ancient stars they did reaffirm their love but Maria’s words were no her’s but Chikane’s. Since saving the world in a previous life Chikane has become mighty in the ways of Yuri and has successfully averted the return of Oorochi. Unfortunately as a result of Alphard overworking herself in trying to make all of her yuri pals happy in this life Maria is being most uncooperative in her delusions of being Chikane, as Maria thinks that she is the moon with Canaan as the sun. Upon feeling a great disturbance in the Yuri Alphard was on the verge of weeping hot tears of rage and sorrow at her predicament. Thankfully Alphard onee-sama held her composure and fired off a few rounds from her FN Five-Seven to calm her nerves…
You know Alphard was much better than Maria at this, I hope that after Canaan experiences it that she accepts no substitutes…
Kabitzin is at a loss to figure out what they Mighty Alphard is up to but I get the feeling that Alphard is trying to make money off this new multi-polar Cold War between the super powers and kill all the servants of Oorochi as an infamous mercenary and distant ancestor to Prince Ali. Clearly even after trolling the peace conference Alphard is starting to make underhanded deals to keep the war economy going until Old Snake puts an end to it. I suspect that while Siam taught her how to shoot Alphard completed her training under the tutelage of the Boss. This of course all speculation though it be pretty damn cool if even a bit of it were true. Nevertheless the admirers of the fair maidens of Canaan have busied themselves in other ways. Zyl has started calling my liege Alphie, which while cute and does reflect her dere dere side hardly speaks of Alphard onee-sama’s skill at arms. However I suppose that is she showed a bit more dere dere Liang Qi would start behaving, Maria would remember her, and Canaan will realize that Alphard likes her now as well as back then. Shin still holds out the vain hope that Canaan will become a guy and that he can have SUGOI intercourse (look in Kabitizn’s post for is NSFW comments with a lewdness level of OVER 9000) with Maria, Shin is showing the last throes of the hetero insurgency. Even Janette thinks the yuri is bursting at the seams but sadly she is not celebrating the yuri advancement of their friendship as they GET FRIENDLY. Alphard will claim her long lost Himeko and make her realize how deep and undying her love is, regardless of the discrimination that hetero otaku churn out. After all Alphard did almost wipe out the annoying people who were getting in the way between her and Himeko, she could easily do it again…
All is not yet lost despite Maria’s wayward ways, as Alphard had called in her reserve and now Yun Yun is embedded with Maria while Liang Qi heard the call and is flying to Alphard onee-sama with all haste. Nene has yet to be activated but when she is I guess her number one fan George (not his real name) the Taxi Driver shall come to the aid of Alphard despite Nene eventually declaring her love for Alphard as well. Whatever happens I eagerly anticipate every episode as Alphard has earned my undying admiration and loyalty unlike ghostlightning who beat a hasty retreat towards the pineapple salad instead of toughing it out. Oh and one last thing neither Santana or Mino-san can sing, may no one ever LISTEN TO THEIR SONG.
I see that Alphard onee-sama’s radiance was such that you became blinded and your shoujo no kokoro was thrown into confusion of what she means to you
VP: So Alphard-sama do you ever choose sides in a conflict?
Alphard: I did it once, it was a bad idea cut my profits in half and almost got me killed. Never again I take work from all sides, you can help level the playing field, draw out the conflicts make more money. A big job for one side doesn’t generate repeat revenue.
Every major power in the world are utilizing my skills to do their dirty work. Now they are in detente all sides are drawing up war plans, less violence more spending, it’s perfect.
Every leader including the VP complains that it’s anarchy and that hundreds are dead, and thousands are displaced. However they all know that if I picked sides less would be displaced, but more would be dead and they might be one of them…
Oh Cummings Alphard doesn’t start wars she didn’t start this one…
…It seems to Alphard that it’s the major powers that want each other dead.
Alphard onee-sama wants to call Sawyer the Cleaner…however…
Alphard onee-sama likes to do thigs herself, Cummings get Alphard onee-sama 50 kilos of C-4…
Use a few of those corpses and stuff them to get what you need into the country, Alphard knows that no one would bother to search them. Alphard figured out that whenever she needed to smuggle something in the open she would have to shoot some one or bribe some one, both of which are bad for business.
Using her powers of Yuri Alphard reached out and contacted Hakko about her modest proposal…
Alphard reminded Hakko of how Santana killed that little boy…and let her know that Prince Alphard had come to help Hakko get revenge
Alphard instructed Hakko to humor Santana and bear her humiliation a little bit more, once Hakko gets them all out there everything will be settled…
Meanwhile Maria was making moves on Alphard’s beloved Kouhai.
I see Maria has also learned a ting or two from her time with Alphard…
Oh Natsume, not even Alphard would let any of her underlings smoke, certainly it seems that the disparity between Alphard and Natsume’s leadership is vast…
And here I thought the color of cowardice was yellow…
I think Canaan meant gluttony…
Blue is most definitely a most intense love, after all if it were killer intent, Canaan would not have survived…
George demands that we all LISTEN TO NENE’S SONG!
Great idea old boy let’s conscript Nene as part of Alphard onee-sama’s harem, certainly if we put Nene next to Maria and Canaan, Alphard might also notice Nene’s charms too!
I like how Nene is working hard, never take the easy route like Ranka, or suffer her fate you will…
As per Alphard’s instructions her goons kept future haremette Nene out of harms way…
I think some one is singing Aimo O.C.
Hakko once dreamed of being like Sheryl Nome, but sadly Santana took that all away and how she is reduced to work for sleazy men and laughing at Santana’s crappy magic tricks…
I think we have found two William Hungs…
Oh Maria where is your iPod when you need it?
Canaan is simply too polite…
CRY SOME MORE!
Soon Hakko, soon. Alphard will make sure this is the last road trip that Santana will make…
Alphard will never forget you Maria, she remembers everything about you…
Surely you must remember something Maria…for Alphard thinks that you are in denial about how deep her loves is.
Hey wait a minute…that’s Chikane’s line! Alphard was right you have been deceitful Himeko…
Alphard thinks otherwise…for you see Maria, Alphard loves your eyes. She loves those eyes which shine like the universe in spring. She loves those kind eyes like the spring sunlight. She loves your hair. Those silken strands which wave in the wind. She loves your lips. Lips that drip with honey with every kiss. She loves those lips that leak the lonely sound of the breaths you breathe. Alphard loves your voice. She loves that high clear pure voice of yours that that echoes SUGOI in her heart. She loves your body. Your narrow waist which might break under the burden of supporting your beauty. She loves the warmth that she feels when she touches those small perfectly shaped breasts. But what Alphard loves most is your heart, fragile and easily ruined…but endlessly pure and beautiful.
Oh did they pull your pigtails when you were little and cut your hair?
Himeko how could you? Chikane returned as Alphard after saving the world and this is how you mock her sacrifice and love?
Deny it all you want but this love between you and Canaan is still nothing compared to how much Alphard loves you, still at least you did better than Souma this time.
I fear something terrible has happened…
How deceitful of the priestess of the sun, I see that Chikane taking your place lat time has caused a great disturbance in the Yuri.
Mako-chan Mk II have you still not forgiven Chikane for visiting you? She didn’t visit everyone she felt you were special then. In fact you are still specail now…
Worry not Hakko having served Miya-sama in your past life Alphard knows your loyalty is beyond doubt.
Hakko is use to staying up late into the night.
First lesson from Alphard was for Hakko to let go of her hate, what better way to do that than have her kiss Canaan and fight the hate with yuri love?
Alphard onee-sama knows that this will be hard for her Yuri Padawan… but she has every expectation that Hakko will eventually succeed.
Canaan is blinded by her hate…
Not ready is Hakko…It seems only a fully trained Yuri Knight who has the Yuri as her allay can defeat Canaan’s hatred and save Darth Canaan.
Please note Alphard onee-sama holds you largely blameless Canaan.
As Maria was using her lines Alphard felt a great disturbance in the Yuri…
Alphard onee-sama’s heart broke when she felt that Maria had falsely assumed her mantle as priestess of the moon.
My liege was very distraught over Maria’s deception, Alphard had waited long to see her reincarnated Himeko.
Alphard’s sadness over this chain of events was deep…
Alphard is starting to feel cold and lonely…
Even if she did not cry Alphard’s sorrow was apparent as she started repeating herself…
Alphard will show them all how deep her love for her wayward lovers is, a special tea party shall be held… Invitations will be made that have razor sharp edges and many buttons shall be cleaved. Said invitations will then be inserted in a place where their meaning will be plain. It is my hope that a night of Alphard with all of them that goes on forever and ever will soon be upon us.
How fitting that Maria gets the bitch seat…
Ugh why are you trying to remind them Maria?
Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We’re gonna have to earn it…
Hakko will sleep better knowing that her good friend Yun Yun is by her side to protect her.
Welcome back indeed.
Oh good grief will Yun Yun ever get respect?
It’s Siam…He hasn’t showered or bathed in three months…
Oh my it seems Liang Qi is bringing in the big guns…
Perhaps after this Maria will remember her time as Himeko…
Cummings you can get pelleted by Liang Qi after you help Alphard onee-sama mend fences with her yuri lovers…
With your return Alphard onee-sama you can finally set things right. Maria may have proved treacherous but you can only fight such things with your love. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender for your love is true and has endured since times of myth and legend. Never forget that you are an ojou-sama from a distinguished family that has been continued for a thousand years, skilled in both literary and military arts, with wit and beauty, the intensity of summer, the grace of autumn, the pride of winter, and the gentleness of spring…You shall prevail!
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Hakkoo’s singing kinda reminded me of Still Alive.
Can’t wait to see Sham cheating on Alphard with Canaan as well as Alphard’s ensuing rage.
Ok, I thought your Kannazuki comparison was crazy at first. But now, faced with irrefutable proof with Chikane’s line, I can only say: All hail Alphard-oneesama and her yuri harem!
P.S. A Starry Starry Night x CANAAN AMV – it is inevitable.
LOL, at least you can’t accuse me of not remembering love especially since I’m blogging every episode of Macross Frontier like I’ve always wanted. Your new guy is already doing the original series, so it won’t be for sometime until I attempt to blog that.
I’ll try to watch the upcoming movies, when they get subbed. It might work better in that format.
When they kiss I’ll start celebrating…but the tension is too much for now. ~.~
Sometimes I like to fantasize about Maria. Particularly SUGOI sex.
I fantasize about how she would lay naked in bed, covered by the SUGOI silky covers, vaguely outlining her SUGOI curvy body. She’d beckon for me to get in SUGOI bed with her. I would lift up the SUGOI blankets, momentarily exposing her SUGOI vagina and SUGOI breasts. I would slide in next to her and see her blush more after every passing SUGOI second.
I would slowly slide my SUGOI dick into her, causing her to whimper “SUGOI!” in the cutest way possible. She would move her hips more and more, moaning “SUGOI!” out in pleasure. Beads of SUGOI sweat would run down her body as she rocks back and forth on top of me. The smile on her face would widen as we would climax in unison. The only thing she would be able to moan out in pleasure would be a high pitched, satisfied “SUGOI!”
Lesbians are ruining my Canaan! Yun Yun’s not-so unexpected return is the only thing that’s preventing me from dropping this show entirely!
when you were talking about her “modest proposal” by any chance did you take that from jonathan swift? >_>
@Kabitzin
You know no one was cheating it was only that Alphard was taking back what was all along rightfully hers…after all Canaan Mk II was not merely designated as Canaan, but rather it was a label marking out who is her mistress…
@Zyl
It seems that Alphard is the long awaited successor and heir to Chikane, sadly her struggle will be much tougher though if successful will have done great credit to her yuri lineage.
I eagerly await that inevitability…
@ghostlightning
So long as you remember to LISTEN TO HAKKO’S SONG and that you do not have permission to quit Canaan.
@Janette
Agreed the first kissu will be much celebrated though the tension level as is, is better than no tension at all.
@Shin
Keep dreaming we all know that it will be Alphard having SUGIO tea parties and SUGOI nights of Maria that go on forever and ever. Let’s face it both Alphard onee-sama and Canaan are more man than you and most boys will ever be, so it is perfectly understandable that Maria’s preferences reflect this.
I know you are just waiting for the loli-yuri between Maria and Yun Yun…no need to deny that you too are a closet admirer of the Yuri. It’s nothing you need to be in denial about if you are lucky you can serve Maria like Cummings serves Liang Qi, while Maria shoots you with SUGOI airsoft guns!
@Raaaage
I guess I should have gone with “indecent” proposal…
Hakko’s voice makes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE.
That is all… *nods*
I LOLed when Alphard used her sidearm to shoot the mosquito.
Yeah, I got Star Wars vibes too.