To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 01: The Greatest Railgun There Ever Was and the Kuroko Who Loved Her

She is so kinky…

So right now I am stuck behind the Great Firewall of a certain socialist government and it remains to be seen whether a Railguns and yuri are acceptable to communist theory and theories on market socialism. I know for certain that not everything here works the way it should, but whatever jet lag is kicking my ass anyways. In any case as a member of the Imperial Navy, though sadly not part of the famed 501st Legion, I am obliged as sailor to be positively in love with railguns, and by extension Biribiri. It was pretty nice for an intro episode with the four principle girls being introduced and much is made known of Kuroko’s love of her one-sama Mikoto. I just hope that they end up happier than Liang Qi and Alphard onee-sama. At any rate Mikoto has mastery of electricity and can make instant railguns out of coins, and Kuroko can teleport. The former has no abilities that really enhance her day to day life, but the same does not apply at all to the latter.

Biribiri is made of seven kinds of win and hawtness, but I cannot help but admire and cheer for Kuroko as she tries to make her onee-sama know that HER LOVE WILL NEVER DIE. Saten-san is my kind of bold, but I am not terribly sure what to make of Uihara. Action wise it was pretty good though I was hoping that Kuroko would not only be dodging effortlessly but also be capable of Alphard’s defensive feats and do some sweet reversals. Ah well with a little more polish I guess Kuroko can become as skilled as Alphard and about 10% as crazy as Liang Qi. I just can’t help but love Kuroko for making the most of her teleportation powers to further her skinship with her onee-sama, and as they say if at first you don’t succeed try, try, and try again!

All in all Railgun seems to be living up to expectations, and I eagerly look forward to more.

Calawain’s Admiration of Railguns

One of those shows I was looking forward to the most this season and it didn’t disappoint. Biribiri was definitely my favorite character from Index, with her tomboyish brand of tsundere and electricity. As superpowers go, I think most people would agree that lightning/electricity is wicked cool (and another electricity superpower comes next week with Darker Than Black, interestingly enough). I was glad we got to see some action right off the bat, and was pleasantly surprised at how much they showed Kurko kicking ass.

Oh yeah, and then there was naked shower groping, and glomping in a restaurant. The yuri action was the other half of the reason I am watching this show. The two other protagonists got some exposure, with the skirt flipping Ruiko my preferred of the pair so far. I don’t really care for the meek types like Kazari. That being said, the production values were decent, about the same as Index was some months ago. The voice work was solid, Rina Sato is quite delicious as Biribiri. Definitely a watch for this season.

No Pantsu NO FRILLS!

One day she will slip up…maybe…

At those loose socks, so very rare these days…

My kind of School

Man how much longer until she gets her EPIC mount?

That is a pretty low level cap..

She can do that to my unit coin any day.

The time to Strike is NOW!

You felt a disturbance in the yuri?

INDEED

Size matters not! judge them by size do you? Well you should not…

Such a fragile heart Kuroko has!

Who dares wins…eventually

Strike at the tail.

RUINED FOR MARRIAGE!

Now that is some daily dose she’s getting.

Proof that Album art is not always a good thing…

SO PLEASE BUY THE DVD!

Is she skilled in literary and military arts too?

I would have called it Operation Enduring Love.

Such a thoughtful gesture it was…

Hey at least she did not try a love potion.

I would have tried getting caught in the rain first…

Friends are people who like you even after you throw them under the bus.

It looks like these Patrick tactics are having the desired effect.

This is LOVE.

Kuroko got the best seat in the house.

Disturbing? Not in the least but it is quite fascinating…

Like Milia Jenius she has a thing for arcade games.

If only they were of interest to you…

I have my doubts…

…but it seems that Kuroko know every little thing about Biribiri in intimate detail.

…Hey whatever floats your boat.

Well you don’t make much a secret of it…

Despite her awesome powers Biribiri still waits in line with the rest of humanity.

Though on occasion her non-abuse of status gets troublesome at times.

She’s far too proud to beg.

Saten-san holds a most powerful bait…

ARE YOU SURE YOU WILL NOT TRY AND GET A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FOR IT?

Kuroko wanted to make a bouquet for her onee-sama.

Why can’t you just give Kuroko a kiss, ignore her long enough and she’ll end up like Liang Qi…

Taking Saten to claim Uihara…

Even though Kuroko is a little weird she is at the very least a one onee-sama woman.

And Kuroko is the clenched fist of said Judgement…

You have the right to scream in fear and agony. Anything you say or do will be used against you at the military tribunal. Cast in the name of Zeus…YE GUILTY.

Ah the Three Stooges Robbers…

Ah you can dodge, but can you do a reversal like the Great Alphard? If you can you might make Alphard Mk III yet…

Fat man can’t dodge…

At this point Kuroko should have put a gun to his balls and ended it.

Yeah they are significantly longer than anything in your arsenal.

GET SOME.

Saten-san may have no special powers but she has the most HP of the four of them…

MAKE WAY FOR PRINCE BIRI!

I never heard of that but by Zeus that is what Kuroko will do to ass holes like you who spread vicious lies about her…

THE RAILGUN.

Level 0 make you badass normal, remember that.

I approve of this pairing.

Screw you hetero feelings for what’s his face you have Kuroko who is superior in almost every way.

A night of Kuroko and Onee-sama that went on forever and ever…