To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 02: Love Will Never Die

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I could get use to a monthly anniversary like this…

So Railgun is chugging along nicely though I must confess I do not watch this show to find the meaning of life or some other such nonsense. It will be sometime before I can finish assessing and admiring Alphard onee-sama’s handiwork, so a dose of yuri goodness is very much welcome while hotel hopping from Beijing to Hong Kong. At any rate Kuroko was simply delightful in her devotion to her Biribiri one-sama. Her love is like Liang Qi’s in that Kuroko’s LOVE WILL NEVER DIE. Nevertheless despite having Liang Qi-like tendencies Kuroko is not at the point where she is willing to kill all those annoying people around her and her one-sama. Her attempt at seduction was brave but doomed to fail as Biribiri is still hung up over some male spiky haired tart who should not have shown up in my yuri anime to begin with. I spit upon his memory, whatever his irrelevant name may be. All I know is Kuroko’s love is stronger than anything in this show.

While some might call Kuroko a stalker she is simply a girl in love. Stalking would imply that Biribiri wants nothing to do with Kuroko, which certainly is not the case. Even when it comes to their shared memories it would be improper to take one version over the other. After all battle data can be interpreted in different ways, like in the case of tank use in the Spanish Civil War, the French thought that infantry would prevail while the Germans thought tanks attacks fail when led by Italians; and we all know who ended up being most right. I cannot help but be disappointed that Kuroko resorted to love potions PC parts instead of sticking to Patrick Tactics for BEST END. I hope that in the future that Kuroko will not take the quick and easy path and work hard on making Biribiri forget about that spiky haired freak show. At any rate the temporary spat was eventually resolved and YURI PREVAILED so I was not too disappointed in the both of them. While on my crusade through the socialist worker’s paradise I have not been able to encounter these “PC Parts” Kuroko spoke of, but the search goes on and hopefully I will get the Holy Grail PC Parts.

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I smell handicrafts…

Calawain’s Admiration of Railguns

Well, this week they abandoned all pretenses of story, action, or plot of any variety in favor of unadulterated Kuroko yuri lust, and it was delicious. What makes it even more awesome is Kuroko’s exaggerated ojou-sama accent/dialect/whatever, desu wa~. She’s such a dreamer, an idealist, one who is dedicated to anything and everything about her one true love. The stalker-like tendencies, the selective memory/delusions, the over-the-top acting, I mean true love is such a beautiful thing right? Who are we to say that just because it’s one-sided lesbian sexual harassment/borderline assault that it’s not a beautiful thing?

Touma also made an appearance, although one much, much shorter than in the manga. Maybe they’ll extend it next episode if they decide to go back to some semblance of a plot. Not like we really need one to enjoy the wonderful debauchery of this show. Now, where do I get me some Love and Chinese Traditional Hypersexual Love Potions PC parts? Crusader, you’re over there, help a brother out?

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A bit excessive, but it is the thought that counts.

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Kuroko…you were supposed to come from behind.

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GTFO unless this is going to be a four way Yuri party.

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I feel your pain Kuroko, tonight was supposed to be the night of you and Biribiri onee-sama that went on forever and ever…

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The foursome part comes later…

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NEVAR GIVE UP!

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No Shit Sherlock.

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FUCK YEAH CASABLANCA…

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A shame there are so few proper ladies…

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AND WHEN YOU WANT TO GO THREE TIMES FASTER!

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That is some argument you gots there…

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Oh Kuroko you are so witty.

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Take heed young padawans at how Kuroko can wield power of the Yuri.

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Sometimes it’s just the simple things in life.

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Ah the Anything Goes School of Pantsu is alive and well…

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Someday she will grow out of these fully.

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ZOMGWTFBBQ you mean she wears stuff other than shorts?!

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Laundry mix ups do happen everyday…

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Awww….

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I see she has been practicing how to run with food in her mouth…

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Wait how did she end a up a tomboy again?

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Kuroko I think you have your perfect bait now.

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You should think of the future for you will be living in it…

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Understandable…but what of your memories of onee-sama?

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Saten-san must not be allowed to open the Necronomicon!

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OH YEAH…

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Never forget to pass out ONLY after your friends do…

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How did Kuroko get this while her onee-sama was awake?

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I recommend publishing this photobook.

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Look it that Kuroko named her Magnum Opus after a certain undergarment company…

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The first day of the rest of your life?

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High time for a yuri tea party, yes?

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Do you promise to love and hold one another until death do you part?

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Today is the day that you all get yuri-ly married?

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It seems that Biribiri cannot remember past one week.

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Well at least it isn’t a couple pints of Ben and Jerry’s.

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Don’t be so coy.

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HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!

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NO IT WAS FATE!

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Not to mention each other amirite?

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So it was your love nest.

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How could you make Kuroko cry?

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…and with sweet nothings whispered in each other’s ears.

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What you don’t like surprises?

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Why Kuroko I never knew you to be an avid PC gamer.

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FUCK YEAH FEDEX.

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Man that does sound typically PRC…

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I see that Liang Qi’s teachings on loving onee-sama have not been forgotten.

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Well all lover’s quarrels are inevitable…

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HOLY SHI-

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By breaking their necks?

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YES, YES SHE DOES, only a fool would say no…

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Lucky doesn’t begin to describe this blessed situation.

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JUST AS PLANNED.

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Pffft…this isn’t some juice sold by a street vendor in Beijing onee-sama.

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How very poetic I must use this sometime.

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Or blow it all to hell…the spirit of Liang Qi compels you!

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One thing Biribiri and Alphard onee-sama share is the utter confusion over what their respective imoutos want.

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SUGOI T-Shirt.

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Just like how Natsuru Girl-type and Akane are partners.

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Now don’t you get all flustered now.

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I fully agree with this assessment.

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Onee-sama Kokoro UNLOCKU!

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The Best Magic Trick of the Year…

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Next time avoid the mass produced gifts and make one from the heart…

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A matching pair! DOWN TO THE COLOR!

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Couple desu~wa!

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I see that the spirit of Liang Qi hath blessed this one.

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A little shock will not stop Kuroko…

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I hope one day you can be the Winner.

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7 Comments

  1. Posted October 14, 2009 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    “True love…” LOL I think it’s way past normal love already.

    No matter what, you gotta give Kuroko some props for being resilient. The supervisor broke her neck there and she was up and running the next day.

  2. Posted October 14, 2009 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    Well this episode helped hit home yet again how….determined Kuroko is. It figures the power of teleportation would be given to someone who is somewhat obsessed.

    If Kuroko wasn’t her friend I’m sure Mikoto would be somewhat afraid. But really a pretty nice episode with some laughs and just showing again how strongly Kuroko feels. Sadly she has no chance of going beyond the friend zone but I’m sure she will fight on.

    Was nice to have a little Touma moment early in the episode. Nothing unusual with him running for his life.

  3. gt
    Posted October 14, 2009 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    i really want to follow this show, but no group that i know is subbing it. what group are you watching?

  4. Posted October 15, 2009 at 6:59 am | Permalink

    Needs more Shining Zeus.

  5. Posted October 16, 2009 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    @TJ
    Abnormal love can also be true!

    @FlareKnight
    No one loves Biribiri like Kuroko does, NO ONE.

    @gt
    Ayako does subs.

    @DTU
    New Season was confirmed still awaiting more of ZEUS SMASHING EVERYTHING INTO ATOMS.

  6. Blacksun88
    Posted July 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    lol-ed at ur comment of 3 times faster… for panties !! XD. and the dorm ladies is certainly awesome, she crack kurok’s neck,i couldnt stop laughing for that scene, even mikoto is feared of her XD maybe she is the hidden powerful esper around

  7. Blacksun88
    Posted July 11, 2010 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    lol-ed at ur comment of 3 times faster… for panties !! XD. and the dorm ladies is certainly awesome, she crack kurok’s neck,i couldnt stop laughing for that scene, even mikoto is feared of her XD

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