To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 03: Magical Seductress Saten

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Wait what was you name again? I forget if you are even worth remembering.

This week it was mostly about Saten and Uiharu after last week’s intense focus on Kuroko and Mikoto. To be sure there was some hint of plot with the data manipulation but I still look forward to having good times with Kuroko and her love for Biribiri onee-sama. So there was a poor little girl named Miho who was a lowly level 2 who started a warpath against Tokiwadai students. While I am not sure how levels are measured I think it is possible to under perform and there is the distinct possibility that hatred made Miho powerful. At any rate I was glad to see that Mikoto has a sharp mind and I liked the amount of teamwork they demonstrated. Saten-san might be a level 0 but she can be properly motivated to succeed. Even if Saten-san did not like the Tokiwadai uniform she didn’t look too bad in it though I would have also enjoyed a uniform swap with Uiharu for shits and giggles. I am not sure if Komori-san is going to play a role later on but this series could use a bit of megane to spice things up. There wasn’t too much plot going on as it was all Miho’s vendetta over her broken heart. Thankfully in the end though Saten-san saved her and now Miho belongs to the Yuri side. Given how Miho is already a stalker maybe we will see her again gloriously stalking Saten. Next week seems to be scary story time and a possible Yuri tea party too…let the good times roll.

Calawain’s Love of Railguns

Even more eyeroll worthy than Kampfer’s girls-only section of the school is a “School Garden” full of all-girls schools in this show. Ewwww, boys are icky rapists, run away! On the other hand all of the yuri that brings is quite hot, as even Eyebrows-chan adds a dose of even more yuri to this show full of girls from all-girls schools. So I guess I shouldn’t complain too much.

You know that flower hat thing Uiharu wears really irritates me. On a more positive note, I see the delicious Kana Ueda makes an appearance here as Megane-sempai from Judgment, lets hope she appears in the future as well. No sexy heavy Kansai-ben, but they can’t all be winners. Biribiri had it way too easy this week, and I’d like to say hopefully next week we get some more action and/or Kuroko assaults, but the preview looks like retarded ghost stories. And man, do I hate ghost story episodes.

Screen Caps

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And who might you be…?

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Indeed I am currently in a socialist paradise and let me tell you do not want to be here…

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You have no idea…

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That and more, not a loser male insight, now this is paradise.

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Ah a prelude to how they will be vacationing together in the future.

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Vogue…

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But and perfect do not go together, unless we are talking price…

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That is not a short coming.

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As Uiharu demonstrates this is a matter of taste.

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Raise your hand if you want to see Saten-san squeeze herself into uiharu’s uniform…

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Oh she has stalker tendencies…

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Ah Komori-san are you of House Kati…? If so you will be guaranteed a loyal Patrick-class Ace should you prefer men.

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Glorious so you believe in good preparation as well.

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What you are about to see is not suitable for children…

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:3

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Miho-chan needs to grind more…

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Indeed this is an OUTRAGE Miho-chan is at least a level 4 Bishoujo.

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So this is what Uiharu wakes up to in the morning…

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Damn I was hoping for Go Nagai sideburns too…

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So thick eye brows increases the GAR characteristics…

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Use your aggresive feelings.

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Saten-san has indeed powered up…

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I must say it is a nice haircut.

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Revenge is a dish best served cold, but don’t serve it stale.

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:3

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Kuroko proves her superiority once again.

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Don’t make Kuroko destroy you…

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Oh what could it be that caused Miho-chan to feel shock and awe…

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Those loose socks, that lovely complexion, that modest skirt…

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It can only be Kuroko’s onee-sama.

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Once Biribiri onee-sama locks on to a shoujo with a wounded heart there is no escape.

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This is why i hate generalizations…

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At the very least Miho-chan carries a stun gun like all girls should…though we must work on how she uses it.

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Bag’em and tag’em ladies.

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LET’S BE FRIENDLY…

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I would have used a sharpie…

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Biribiri and Kuroko aren’t so sure about this…

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You decide!

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Aww…

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I think someone beat you to the punch…

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Wakey wakey…

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There must be a reasonable explantion for all this…

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But wait do they even make brown permenant markers?

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What kind of monster would laugh?

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Ah so it was a boy, but Miho-chan you are amongst the Yuri Order.

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I want a name, this boy needs an asskicking…

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Ah the simple things in life…

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It was first love right?

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The only thing you should want is a night of your onee-cama that went on forever and ever. Happy times go with Sad times too.

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Excuse me while I vomit over this shallow couple.

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That treacherous boy, well there is but one solution to such vile treachery.

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And the summer of love should begin soon…

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Wait what was you name again? I forget if you are even worth remembering…

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But her hair cut is so cute…

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he may have broken your heart, but you can still break his life…

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I hate him too…the damned traitor.

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Let’s not be hasty and blame the other woman, she might not have known…

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Your hatred will make you powerful, but only after you master it, Alphard onee-sama’s orders.

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NOOOOOO…

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Let’s see if you are as charming as Uiharu says…

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Impressive.

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Most Impressive. You will make Yuri Knight yet.

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If you only knew the power of the Yuri Side. Join Saten-san and together you shall beat up that treacherous and shallow boy.

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Very obervant Kuroko. Though let’s not discount yuri harem just because Kuroko is a one onee-sama lady.

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Saten-san, when you master the yuri you too will start making cutting remarks and troll people like troll masters Alphard and Kawamori.

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She’ll always remember…

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Thus was the red string of fate tied to Miho-chan and Saten-san.

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Good to see that another young otome has been saved from a heterosexual relationship with a loser male…remeber girls only a Patrick-class guy will do, accept no others.

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Oh but her yuri love bumped that up a bit…

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Oh the damned 10th…

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Think of it as a memento of Miho-chan’s love.

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Why not make one out of flowers Uiharu…

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13 Comments

  1. Posted October 18, 2009 at 11:00 am | Permalink

    On one hand, you gotta give it JC Staff some props by putting the thick eyebrow joke as the central element of the story. On the other hand, this episode just wasn’t that good.

    The talk about how Miho was about to become invisible near the end may be hinting towards the real story… at least I hoping that’s the case.

  2. Emperor
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    Well those eyebrows were awful but the episode itself was fun … as TJ said that ending may really be hint to story … What I hope that there will be more brutal battles and exploding stuff and and dead people uh .. or somth ><

  3. ExecutiveOtaku
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    “That is not a short coming.”

    My, what an excellent pun :) . And like Nadesico’s Izumi and Kannagi’s Nagi, I too love a good terrible pun.

    Could have used more Kuroko, but not a bad episode by any means. The coming story episodes could be good or bad; personally I’m hoping they go story light, I’m not sure that this series would be improved by getting a serious plot.

  4. Posted October 18, 2009 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    @TJ
    Story or no story I just hope to see more of Kuroko’s love for her onee-sama.

    @Emperor
    They should have added side burns so that Saten would have been even more hot blooded.

    @ExecutiveOtaku
    We had plenty of Kuroko last time i suppose it was time for some Uiharu and Saten love.

  5. CMac
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    the best part of the episode was uiharu humming while on the computer. and another yuri character helps too…

  6. Posted October 18, 2009 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    My, what an excellent pun :)

    You beat me to the punch-(line…) Anyways, this does seem a lot better than ep 1, so maybe I should catch up. Who doesn’t love a good eyebrow-fetish? ;3

    btw, I’m still wondering about Flower-Gurl… won’t those flowers die, or do they feast off her brain? =S

  7. Posted October 18, 2009 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    (err, above comment was supposed to have the first line quoted like this:

    My, what an excellent pun :)

    but you can work your magic and fix that up, won’t you dear? :3)

  8. Posted October 18, 2009 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    lol nice review. all i thought of when i saw her eyebrows was dbz too.

  9. Posted October 19, 2009 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    A township with lesbian schoolgirls? You best be joking.

  10. Posted October 19, 2009 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    @Jesus159159159
    Oh Uiharu will give up the flowers of her maidenhood to Saten soon enough…

    @foshizzel
    I am waiting for Saten to go Super Yuri on us.

    @Shin
    What can I say slim pickings for you in this glorious Year of Yuri

  11. Posted October 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    lol agreed Crusader xD

  12. Posted October 20, 2009 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    No Shin Mazinger 26 yet?

  13. Posted October 21, 2009 at 4:29 am | Permalink

    @DTU
    Soon.

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