Fire at will commander.
The day of reckoning has finally come and for some reason it seems that the girls are putting in 110% while the boys are making pathetic attempts to become traps. Thankfully Seitoukaichou had them shot and blown to little pieces. In the meantime Akane and Natsuru Girl-type are being costume raeped for fun and profit, emphasis on PROFIT. To get rich is glorious and indeed it seems that their class will get rich first. While they have decided to socialize Natsuru Girl-type, they milk it for all it is worth and ensure that socialism is not shared poverty by taking a rich harvest of photos. Natsuru Girl-type lost her dignity sometime ago but the end result was that Akane felt that she was now damaged goods but I am sure her partner will take full responsibility though it is glorious that she felt that she lost it to some yuri fangirls… Surely her preference for Natsuru Boy-type is a cover for her growing yuri lust. Sakura is late to the party as usual and misses out on all the fun Akane gloriously tells the stupid bitch off while clinging tightly on to Natsuru Girl-type’s arm. This sends Sakura packing and weeping and such is her pathetic state that she relies on Natsuru Boy-type to console her.
When time comes for the costume party Sakura gets puts the cart before the horse and chooses a wedding gown, too bad that is not how one gets BEST END and despite the greatest wishes of Natsuru Boy-type any wedding to Sakura will be by default inferior to that of AEU no ACE. At any rate it seems that in the lead up to the Festival the yuri fangirls were out in force and took the best seats in the house and/or slaughtered enough the male student body that competition for seats was minimal. This high school rocks as the Wildlife Hottie society has more women than men and these women can count SUGOI fast. So Natsuru Girl-type waltzes out as a Revolutionary Girl, but Sakura ruins everything with her over dramatic shoujo manga storyline (it hurt so much because it sounded so damn familiar), but Akane saves the day as Mysterious Girl A. It’s always more fun with Kampfer Akane as she stammered over a kissu, sadly not only did Akane fail to make good on her checkmate move and turn Sakura into a honeycomb, but she missed out on stealing the first kissu despite an uproarious demand that she stake Natsuru Girl-type’s lips. While Normal Akane gets trampled and roped in as a side dish for Natsuru Girl-type cosplays, Kampfer Akane was given a free pass, but alas she was too tsun tsun to do it. Still I hope her heart went SUGOI doki doki when Natsuru Girl-type was on top for once. I’ll leave it to Calawain to fanboy and pray for Shizuku to treat him like a pig, but in any case Shizuku won in the end and took Natsuru Boy-type’s first kiss. No doubt Shizuku-sama is a GREAT kisser, but nevertheless THAT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE. Also she who takes Natsuru Girl-types first kissu will be declared the Winner and a Woman of Destiny.
In other news it seems that Sakura forcibly conscripted four young otome with attitude as a possible third faction and Mikoto comes back but misses out on all the action. However Sakura in her infinite wickedness makes Mikoto into a Red Kampfer forcing two osana-jimi to fight against each other. As series that makes numerous references I am not too sure if only using lines is going to work all that well, I am not sure if a visual cue would have helped, but it does flatter my nerd sensibilities when I recognize certain lines. The “Are you my wings?” comment was disproportionately funny for me since it was one of my Alto-hime’s lamer lines. Still Kampfer continues to meet my expectations, limited in scope though they may be, and I hope the eye catches continually improve for I hope for my Kampfer Akane x Kampfer Natsuru one, I am sure it would be something. Still next week is The Return of Mikoto!
Calawain’s Cross Dressing Corner
I felt the drool coming down with Shizuku’s appearance halfway through the episode perched upon high with her legs crossed alluringly. Yum. I was very dissapointed in Natsuru’s lack of excitement over her offer to have him watch her change. He’s no fun sometimes.
The references in this show are quite often excessively lame. Why Shizuku had to dress up as Lelouch of all people…couldn’t it have been something sexier? I mean yeah he’s feminine and all, but not in a sexy way unless you are into BL. She made up for it with the hot makeout with Natsuru Boy-Type complete with the spit trail. Like Crusader I am rather looking forward to whom will claim the first kiss of Natsuru Girl-Type. We have a childhood friend in the wings who is sure to enter the competition in some fashion.
Crusader’s Record of the Kampfer Conflict
Ah the Trap Massacre, no one disobeys Shizuku-sama and lives long to brag about it.
WAI WAI YURI MANGA~desu.
I wonder when it will go on sale…
SIEG AKANE!
School has never been so much…fun.
Leave not piece of clothing untouched!
Oh Natsuru Girl-type wishes to resist…
Thus the punishment was most heavy handed…
The girls all paid for the uncensored version…
Shaken not stirred please.
Wait what is that thing…
Now that is using your resources well, no cost cosplay.
Let’s get them some real guns…
I hereby pronounce you waifu and waifu.
I see the girls like their nekkomimi meido too, I smell a cafe scheme…
You never had any…
Natsuru Girl-type must take responsibility!
I guess the VP is a righ ojou-sama if she could afford that…
To Get Rich Is Glorious.
BRILLIANT!
The dressing room is a privilege not a right…
This class will Get Rich First.
Indeed I was hoping you’d take your sweet time.
Sakura has the slows…
Tsk tsk making demands in someone else’s class.
Right can’t two girls change together in peace?
Bravo Akane tell that bitch how it is.
Your imaginary friends do not count…
This is true, Akane is merely protecting Natsuru Girl-type’s feeling of love.
CRY SOME MORE.
For Natsuru Girl-type needs a hero…
AND HOW!
Because Natsuru Girl-type is your one trueself.
Oh but Akane will see that face many more times…
Your Welcome.
Shizuku-sama likes to indulge her inner child.
She grew tired of SRS BUSINESS.
Oh wow GOLF.
Well aren’t we getting a ahead of ourselves…
You still can’t top Patrick…even in your dreams.
I see that there are many young Padawans who wish to be strong in the Yuri.
Just wait the best part comes later…
SING IN A CUTE VOICE!
Finders, keepers…
Oh wow maybe we’ll even get a loli-Kampfer…
True but it will make you powerful…
This story sucks…
Yeah I was liek WTF?
Well that’s one way of preventing waste…
Just to troll PETA of course.
This sounds familiar…
In Shizuku School bouquet CATCH YOU!
Indeed I have not even gotten to “we are gathered today…”.
Oh so close…
Sakura is most devious and treacherous.
And she will lay down the LAW!
Yes GTFO.
Awwww…
Akane doesn’t care…
Nobody is above the LAW!
No…this truly sucks.
Here, here!
I think it will be a while until she stops covering for that whore.
Now it is your turn to take advantage of the situation…
At that moment her whole life flashed before her eyes…
Akane fortune favors the bold…
I like where this is going…
DO IT AGAIN!
Ah another Macross fan, this awesome.
Indeed most of this school support my OTP. I think I will have many nice things to say about these girls.
Also the outfit was biodegradable.
And the crowd goes wild…
JUST AS PLANNED…
I see some one is having too much fun…T-minus 10 seconds until some one argues how illegal moves are SUGOI DEEP.
My Calawain’s thoughts exactly.
If only Akane did do a Revy Cosplay…
Ain’t nothing gonna break her stride…
ALL HAIL SHIZUKU!
Geass power shmeesh powers, all you need is a good knife…
Oh it’s Shizuku fun time…
Alright Shizuku fans I want to see who can shop themselves in with the most finesse…
Oooo more sparkles…
That must have been some kiss…
Well that gives new meaning to giving him a big wet one…
AND HOW! Good to know that Shizuku is such a good kisser, many a fanboy will be dreaming of her tonight...
Next Week, The Return of the Osana-jimi.
And Natsuru Girl-type will play the role of Leia…Sakura can be Jabba the Hutt
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You can’t really blame the trap wannabes. Although personally, I’d have just gone for that bouquet.
Damn Shizuku was just marvelous. Overall she is perfect ^^ . I think she passes to him the most. Also I’m pleased that there was a real kiss not like in similar animes where they are just sooo close but nothing happens ><. But yes we all know that such happy ending won't happen, I expect he will end up with Kaede… …
Anyway next episode is promising ,,we will likely see battles (maybe someone wil die)…
Just one thing is bothering me why are guns so weak ,I mean bullets kill people ,or just Akane could be more accurate… (I just love when she speaks)
Hmm the school must be cutting back if they couldn’t kick in the extra few dollars for the PDW version of their MP5Ks. The folding stock and threaded barrel make it so much more useful. And what’s with the twenty round mags? Amateurs. Though they still had the boys far outgunned
Wow, SUGOI 80′s video clips in the screenshots.
Shizuku wins… again. Akane did a good job too, but needs to get more assertive. Sakura, well, she was there, I guess. Hopefully Mikoto doesn’t disappoint next episode, and also joins Natsuru’s yuri harem.
Shizuku is ridiculously overpowered. I guess you can bring a knife to a gunfight after all.
@ExecutiveOtaku: Airsoft, good sir, airsoft… these things still sting without the protective gear, which I doubt is standard issue for the Trap Army…
Round 1 to Shizuku then, she has stolen the march on both Akane and Sakura with her domination of Natsuru (in more way than one). ALL HAIL SHIZUKU!!!
Akane is great and in Kampfer mode she is just outstanding. Great job jumping onto the stage to stop Sakura and stuttering the kiss word was very cute. Great contrast during that near kiss between the blue and the red. Still seems there are bold actions even Kampfer Akane can’t take. Too bad she couldn’t go for the kiss would have made the episode. The crowd was so with AkanexNatsuru fans. Damn that fool should have just kissed Akane!
Tough on Akane when it came to Shizuku. Shizuku is just overwhelming in terms of cunning and power. She needs a better gun clearly to match her. Either that or she needs to channel her red power since that blue bracelet is holding her back. Respect her for fighting on even if she had no chance, that’s courage.
Either way Shizuku definitely stole that kiss in a pretty incredible way. At least she gave good advice about not telling Akane. Of course she’ll probably say it herself later so Natsuru can be sent to Valhalla.
So this episode was super great! too bad only Shisuka is pro-active…
At least Akane should have squeezed some in. even in Kampfer mode she’s becoming more useless. Take that Nasturo already! *Sigh* BTW any one notice how tall female Natsuro is?
So…. a new kampfer next episode?? Meaning a new addition to the Harem?
Is this actually a Harem series? seems like is more a yuri meltingpot.
But Hey! Like soooo totally not complaining.
Quick question: is the mini-kini cover-up (see the “KEEP OUT” caption)really censor or just plain jackassed joke from the animators?
@d3v
A bouquet from a wedding is possibly worth something, otherwise it’s just a bunch of dead plants.
@Emperor
This First Kissu was certainly like none I have ever witnessed in Shoujo Manga…but I will forever support Akane’s love for it runs deeper than Sakura’s and disregards small things like gender.
It is not that Akane is weak, rather it is Shizuku who is strong and mighty. Shizuku is the reigning Alphard of the series everyone looks like an amateur compared to her.
@ExecutiveOtaku
Their defense budget was cut for more important thing like costumes for the beauty contest and the up front costs for Natsuru Girl-type merchandise. Also keep in mind that in some places of the world gun regulation even goes so far as limiting what kind of magazines you can posses. At any rate for a bunch of unemployed high school students they packed decent enough heat, at least they went with H&K. Maybe in the future when the make bank they will be lugging around G36s
@CMac
Akane is slowly getting there at least now even in normal form she takes the fight to Sakura.
@Niles
Shizuku-sama is OP but I don’t think that hurts the series much at all.
@Kherubim
Shizuku wins this round but I am hoping Akane steals Natsuru Girl-types first kiss to make up for it.
@FlareKnight
Eventually Kampfer Akane has to go dere dere at some point, the only issue is when… I am hoping for Akane to take BOLD and Decisive action with regards to Natsuru Girl-type. Against Shizuku-sama there is little hope for Akane, the former is the Alphard to Akane’s Canaan.
@Crusader
But the bouquet may liekly have a zomotsu messenger. I for for one would make better use of such a predicament then Natsuru-chan has.
@MP5Ks
Most likely since MP5K AEG’s are easier to acquire than PDWs.
@Kherubim
I can attest to the power of airsoft pellets having been hit by one strong enough to almost embed on my skin (saved by bone apparently). Besides, with gear that serious, I figure those girls have upgraded their AEGs beyond the standard 200+ feet per second standard in Japanese guns (full metal gearbox and stiffer spring should surpass 400fps easily).
great episode cant wait for more! akane was great in this one, and i totally thought of geass when Shizuku walked on stage. next episode looks interesting more girls to fight!
LOL. “She stole my first kiss” wahhaha. Since when do guys care about if a girl steals their first kiss? All the guys I’ve ever met would kill to be kissed by tonnes of hot girls. xD
+1 for heterosexuality! Where is your Zeus now, Crusader?
@d3v
Should you actually end up good looking of course…
@foshizzel
Indeed it will be the combat debut of a long awaited Macross Fan.
@Shin
Zeus is currently SMASHING THE HEARTS OF SAWAKO’S ENEMIES INTO ATOMS, you are next. At any rate if Boy Natstsuru is starting to act like a girl then it bodes ill for you as clearly Natsuru Girl-type is becoming the default mode. Some one will steal Natsuru Girl-type’s kiss, and I hope that it will be Akane.
@Crusader
I’m pretty sure it’s part and parcel of the whole Kampfer deal seeing as how perverted the Moderators seem. Besides, I’ve had people already mistake me for a girl a couple of times IRL, so I might already qualify as a trap… though not as trappy as Impz.
@Shin
I’m pretty sure Shizuku-sama swings both ways and wants Natsuru-chan so that she can ahve the best of both worlds. Something which SHINING ZEUS in all his infinite wisdom approves of.
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