To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 07: The War on Hikko Terror

Says the Level 5 who has destroyed a few city blocks…

IED Ishii continues his reign of terror as he targets Judgment instead of the people who kick the crap out of him. So far he is the most retarded villain to date and it suits him for he doesn’t know who his enemy is. How he could have failed to attack soft targets like his tormentors is quite beyond me he see’s them in school he sees their faces and yet nothing he sits idly by blaming Judgment while listening to Ali Project all damn day. It’s like blaming the cops when your dumb ass gets jacked because you were too sissy and prickish to earn the privilege of conceal and carry. The Hikko scum bag aside it was nice to see Biribiri praising Kuroko for all the hard work she does, and considering Kuroko’s workaholic tendencies it seems the love child of Alphard and Liang-Qi has inherited their work ethic. I sense that Kuroko will be a great leader one day. Biribiri on the other hand seems to have been the love child of Alphard and Canaan as she has super powers, is an onee-sama, but has childish tendencies and tastes. I make no secret of my dislike for Spikey-kun and today he was showing off his pedo preferences and had the audacity to whine and complain when he lost his loli to some hikkomori. At least his presence was brief and he didn’t ramble on for an episode.

While I do like Biribiri and her tomboyish behavior I can still use a lot more Kuroko who seems to possess the more likable traits of her parents. In the end IED Ishii was thrown out along with the trash and I was all the more happier for it. I have no small dislike for would be rebels with shallow ideologies and I do sincerely hope that Kuroko killed him in a manner that would make Liang Qi proud. The story seems to be moving along thogh we have yet to see the two Anti-skills featured in the OP. While there seems to be an new enemy next ep I wonder if Saten will achieve a night that goes on forever and ever with Uiharu…

Calawain’s Adoration of Railguns

This episode featured an excessively lame bad guy of the week, although I suppose his power was somewhat interesting. What a whiner with a really irritating set of headphones. Inferior set of headphones and music to the MC from Persona 3.

Touma taking a loli out to go shopping was kinda creepy and pedobear like. Not sure I get where all of that came from, maybe I missed something. He did have his badass moment sliding in front of Biribiri to block the explosion. Though the excuse they used to put him in there (dropping her coin) was pretty silly. All in a day’s work for Touma, saving some girls and making Biribiri even more tsundere for him.

Crusader’s Record of Kuroko’s Love

What’s this Kuroko is actually hearing praise?! The rabu rabyu assault is finally paying dividends…

But of course she does, Biribiri is just going through a phase of confusion is all…

Could? You SHOULD!

See Kuroko is feeling better already!

Well at least they aren’t going before a BIG FIGHT.

And that you were keeping a lookout for IEDs…

LOAN SHARK FAIL

Sometimes you just have to smell the flowers…

Ah an onee-sama meeting.

Kuroko has a long list of items she wants her onee-sama to have…

Sadly Saten and Uiharu were underage…

IED Ishii not only has shit taste in stuffed animals but music as well…

Developing Kuroko-like tastes are we?

You never know until you try…

Marilyn Monroe had a subway grate, Uiharu has Saten.

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Kuroko was hoping that was code for lingerie…

Rather excessive…the skirt serves no purpose at all…

So all Kuroko has to do is wear that…

Are you trying to make her blind?

There is another…

To be fair no one likes the idea of growing old…

Patience, calm…

Strike while the iron is hot!

I have no idea, but me thinks Spikey-kun be stalking…

And he went straight for the underwear section…the damned pedo.

Let me guess he offered you candy if you went in his van…?

So Biribiri likes them young…

Sadly Spikey-kun was the one to hide behind civilians.

Well on the bright side, you have yet to master CQC.

Praise this loli for dragging away Spikey-kun before he could give a speech.

Her only other true love is Gekotan…

More like Fakotan.

Yes counterfeit merchandise is the bane of her existence…

OH SHI- Spikey-kun killed her dumped the body…

Never hear that much do ya Uiharu…

Such low tactics IED Ishii uses…

Thus does his arrogance and stupidity increase…

And yet he has attacked zero assholes…

I think he means he’s giving out blow jobs too…

I didn’t know they stacked garbage that high.

A major fault of IED Ishii was that he liked to brag…to himself.

Your insignificant powers are no match for the Yuri-side of the Force…

You will pay the price for your lack of vision…

Now Bomber-san…you will die.

For Almighty Zeus hates you that much.

Says the guy who attacked none of his oppressors and used a loli as a suicide bomber…

Says the one without the wit to use his power constructively or productively…

You know if he bled out from his mouth that would have ensured the he’d shut the fuck up for once in is miserable life…

Sad to see that it was not as devastating as a ROCKET PUNCH.

I see that the love child of Alphard and Liang Qi has some special trolling in store for him.

Kuroko is very detail oriented.

Indeed.

Yes she did.

I just thought this was cute.

Hooray for skinship.

ANYTHING…

Consent is not required…

To be fair it was a plot contrivance on the level of TRANS-GRAHAM.

You know she really must stop stealing from the same vending machine.

I completely agree, the fucking tosser.

Saten…and what might you be up to…