Well at least it makes more sense than that GN-X donut for Gundam 00.
Having almost team killed Trowa, Quatre some how manages to get captured despite being in possession of the very broken and OP Wing Zero. They get a little respite from walking around in chains since the Trieze faction quickly forms in the wake of Trieze’s confinement. Their first attempt to takeover the Lunar base having ended in abject failure results in them getting Virgo rushed since Romefeller uses limited AI and can only Virgo spam. Sadly there is much recycled shot abuse despite the introduction of the Virgo in mass mobile suit combat.
While hooked up to the super computer that the League of Old Men built IN A MAINTENANCE VENT they proceed to decry Quatre’s short comings in having failed to utilize the sheer over powered killiness of Wing Zero. Had Quatre not fucked up they could have gone into Tubarov’s base to kill all of his dudes. Alas the Trieze faction proves how aptly the emulate the cowardly lion and surrender to Trant.
Trant being the lazy bastard that he is wants to steal someone else’s work and call it his own. He stupidly allows Heero to pilot Wing Zero. Unlike Quatre who hesitated Heero knew who his enemies were and proceeded to have a HEERO SMASH moment. Sadly a bowel movement ended Heero’s rampage and Wing Zero was left all alone. However despite attempts to kill it with fire Wing Zero yet lives. After having used his bullshit newtype powers to see Relena’s ghost despite her being very much alive Quatre and Heero go back to the Earth because too many colonists have gone Zeke.
On Earth some of the locals are actually reluctant members of the Romefeller and cut Heero and Quatre a break only to see both make a break for an OZ carrier and evict the crew. While those two are doing some far fetched sweep and clear Relena is busy persuading nations to give up armaments. Keeping old folks company is all fine and dandy but Dorthy comes along to spice things up. After fruitlessly clicking her heels twice to start a war. Dorthy then remembered that she needed to first take off the shoes of the wicked witch of the east.
However Dorthy could not wait any longer and decided to stalk Relena in person at the all girls school. She wastes no time in trying to work her magic but to no avail. Having been spurned for now Dorthy does a little checking an her competition, I have to give her credit as she has the guts to go against Heero to claim Relena. As for Quatre, Dorthy saw no need to worry about him. Quatre decides to sit things out while Heero starts piloting a Leo for the Trieze faction. In a slightly longer moment of a Leo kicking ass it could have been so much better had they had a bigger budget for the mook on mook combat. Still even Heero meets his match in the Virgo as the Leo is at a severe disadvantage. Thankfully it seems that Noin and Sally Po had joined forces to recover Wing Gundam and just in time as Quatre grows a pair long enough to do an Aries-jack. While the Virgo is still new it cannot take buster rifle shots and the get routed.
Relena being a much more responsible monarch runs a decent enough kingdom and has mustered enough money not only to keep the people well fed and well off, but had enough left over to fund pet projects like getting her Heero back. After all why settle for a crappy letter when you can send your people to ship your guy directly to you. I think I am having a little too much fun with Wing in a manner that I don’t think the production team thought possible, granted times have changed but it was strange to interpret Relena’s “hey good looking” stare as a OH SHI- she’s going to get him tonight moment. I kind of found Dorthy to be mildly annoying before, but now it’s almost like Dorthy is bringing in some much needed yuri and yuri yandere to the show. If only Dorthy referred to Relena as nee-sama it would have been perfect. Now that Dorthy is actively trying to get into Relena’s skirt I sense good times ahead, and more un-intended fun.
The Duke that would be King…
Because really the security here sucks.
My new weaksauce readings on Quatre are through the ROOF!
Well sir it looks like we need to get a new version of Windows again…
Wing Zero will never run on a Windows OS!
Thus Wing Zero cut a path to the land of Mac.
What has been seen…cannot be unseen.
Wait she isn’t dead yet…
They tried to kill it with fire but it did not work…
At least it is reverse trap time again…
It came from the moon…
I shall call him Monty…
Ah yes the formation of 2/3s of the Order of Kickass Ladies.
I bet they felt stupid for thinking it was an evacuation drill…
She came in on a hurricane.
Dorthy melted down the yellow brick road to make her yellow brick car.
Dorthy so wants to jump her.
Pagan thought twice about taking on a yandere in a gunfight.
Click your heels twice and you will get your wish.
Heero is so disdainful of the enemy he’s piloting a Leo.
Dorthy did a little research on her rival.
Hey weren’t these guys from Zeon?
I see Wong Yun Fat also has a cousin…
Not sure how good camo netting is when you have a big shiny lightbulb…
Too bad ground vehicles were totally useless.
I was surprised that Relena founded a school where yuri would prosper.
If only they called her onee-sama.
It’s the first day of class and Dorthy stakes her claim.
The doom of mooks…
Relena did not know how to fend off Dorthy’s advances.
Not bad Quatre, though I wonder what became of the guy he tossed out to do his Aries jack.
This gives new meaning to punching someone’s lights out.
Wow FEDEX is fast.
Relena thinks that Heero has been a bad bad boy.
She waited for a kiss, and she waited in vain.
Well I hope Heero gets use to being Relena’s prisoner.